The snoring of the flowers was loud, but I couldn't fall asleep.

Presumably she was also born in a poor family, otherwise how would she be a maid, since she is a poor family, then we are also a good family, and no one can look down on anyone.

But she is finally a maid, a lowly slave maid, who has to serve whoever she wants, and who she has to do whatever she serves. Is every guest in the palace as stupid as I am? No one has taken the opportunity to take advantage?

When I touched her hand, she resisted, which shows that she did not dare to fall, and that her heart must be as white and flawless as her skin.

What does she have to do with me? A descendant of the palace, a passer-by by the lake. There are thousands of such women, but they have never had anything to do with me.

I touched her hand and she touched mine...... Lots of places. When she saw me again, there was a dodge in her eyes, yes, she dodged, this is love, and all the art of love is described like this.

Forget it! You self-styled little beggar, poor dick, maybe she's just laughing at you.

A strong stench completely destroyed the beautiful picture in my mind, and it turned out to be the sloppy ghost of the donkey, who stretched his feet to my pillow,

I pushed him hard and told him to move his stinky foot away. Unexpectedly, he turned over in a daze and burped loudly, further enhancing his lethality.

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I kicked it over, and the donkey's body rolled twice, and then continued to snore loudly.

How nice it would be for her to sleep next to her at this time!

Primer material trials are in limbo. We searched everything we could find, but we couldn't find anything sensitive and explosive enough.

The depressed prince drank too much and dragged me to the lotus pond to feed the fish. After a period of getting along, he became more and more casual in front of me.

I became more and more casual in front of him, and I spoke vigorously with a lot of wine: "The princess told me yesterday that those who make firearms privately can punish the nine clans, and you can explain to me what the nine clans are?" ”

"What are the Nine Clans afraid of? For her sake, even the Ten Clans, I'm not afraid. ”

"The prince is the prince, there is a kind! I can't do it, I was nervous when I saw her, I didn't dare to say a word, and here I watched her pass, passed......"

"Where? I didn't see it, I asked her to come over and walk again, didn't she walk like this, didn't she walk like this? ”

"Lord, lord, what are you doing? Be careful! ”

With a plop, the prince fell into the pond.

When he fished it up, the prince was almost out of breath. He can't die, otherwise I will not only have no backer, but I will probably be beheaded.

When I came to my senses, I showed the skills I had learned in the first aid training, first put him face down on my knees, pressed my abdomen hard, poured out all the water in my mouth and throat, and then saw that my breathing was still very weak, so I immediately performed artificial respiration.

The prince's mouth opened wide, and I exhaled, inhaled, exhaled, inhaled...... Finally got gas.

Seeing the princess wake up, I smiled excitedly, and when I looked up, I saw the princess's mouth open wider than her husband.

Princess, don't get me wrong, this is artificial respiration, first aid common sense, common sense, do you know? Probably you don't know.

The prince finally woke up, but the strength of the wine didn't seem to have subsided, he took my hand and said, "Is this how you left?" ”

At this time, almost the entire palace rushed over. I saw her standing in the crowd, and I couldn't stop talking.

Who can I explain to this?

The princess's face was as green as a lotus leaf, but after all, she still suppressed the anger that wanted to bloom. She walked upstairs to get up the prince, wiped the dirt from the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, and said to Wu Debiao: "Help the prince to me!" ”

Unexpectedly, a few days after the prince drowned, He Chong actually found a powder called "thunder fire", which exploded when hit hard, although I don't know what the ingredients are, but I estimate that it contains potassium and phosphorus.

I've tried it myself a few times, and although it takes a lot of energy, it does explode.

I decided to report this good news to the prince immediately, so as to completely sweep away the bad luck of these days.

"Lord, found it, lord, found it......" I couldn't suppress the excitement in my heart, and almost ran over shouting all the way.

"What did you find?" The old man who asked the question was wearing a black gauze hat and an embroidered bird robe, which was really the same as in the costume drama.

Seeing me running in in a hurry, the prince's face was blue and white for a while, and Wu Debiao squeezed his eyebrows at me.

I have a good habit of not acting rashly whenever I encounter any unexpected situation.

"What did you find?" The old man asked again,

I'll have to give an answer, or he'll come up with an answer on his own. Although I am not sure what to answer, it is certain that the matter of making rifles cannot be mentioned, and the princess said that it will punish the nine clans.

"I found the girl, and she's doing the laundry in the pulp laundry."

"This is Mr. Zhang, a master who walks the rivers and lakes, presumably the prefect of Wu has also heard of it! The king specially invited him to give a lecture at the house. ”

"I have heard Mr. Jiu's name, and I don't want to see it today."

"Sir, I've seen Lord Wu Zhengxing, the prefect of Pingyang."

No right walk? No one with a decent shape can be a prefect, why can I, an "exaggerated greatness", only be a beggar.

"Grass man Zhang Wei has seen Lord Wu." After this period of hard practice, my bowing skills have improved considerably.

"What kind of girl did Mr. Zhang say he was looking for?"

There is a kind of person in life who is particularly annoying, when you try to divert the topic in every possible way, but he is like an excavator to get to the bottom of the matter.

"Actually, Miss Ying'er also admires Mr. very much, and it's hard for Mr. to be lovesick all day long!"

No wonder the prince can't leave, this Wu Debiao is clever, and the nonsense is made up with a clear eye and fascinating.

"Oh! It turns out that immortals also have seven emotions and six desires, ah! Hahaha...... "Wu Zhengxing laughed so hard that he didn't have a straight shape at all.

It turned out that the prefect of Wu heard that the king of Pingyang was drowning, so he specially ran over to visit, and of course he also peeped into the actions of the palace by the way. The magistrates of the Ming Dynasty have always had the duty of keeping an eye on the prince.

The palace entertained Wu Zhifu very carefully, not only the banquet was extremely rich, but also arranged singing and dancing to help the fun.

Lord Wu was still very sober at the beginning, and he changed his way to try to trick me, but he couldn't stand the wheel battle of Wang Ye, Qian Zijing, and Wu Debiao, and he drank meat and vegetables after a while.

Wu Debiao gave a look, and two beautiful maids came over to help the prefect out.

The court official and the parents of the people put one hand around a thin waist and skillfully groped for it. The two girls obeyed him without the slightest resistance.

The huge hailstones smashed into my heart and slowly melted into water that flowed everywhere in my body, extinguishing the little flame that had just been ignited.

Sooner or later, she will be like this one day.