Chapter 136: You're such a good person

Yang Huairen and Juntaro the little dog had already finished their own fish tartrum, and the two little eunuchs went to prepare for the two of them to serve the dishes. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The tuna belly fish belly fish tarther does not need to be tasted by the chef, but the puffer fish troll is different, the little eunuch looked at the exquisite fish troll in a daze, but he didn't know what to do.

Yang Huairen was amused by the little eunuch's uneasy stupidity, picked up a piece of puffer fish meat from the cutting board, cut the leftover scraps and a piece of puffer fish liver, and threw them into his mouth at the same time with a smile.

The puffer fish meat is indeed delicious, and the more tender, melt-in-your-mouth puffer fish liver makes you feel like a fish swimming freely in a river.

After just a few bites, the soft and smooth fish meat disappeared, and only the lingering extreme sweetness echoed in the mouth, until it was engraved into the depths of memory.

Seeing that Yang Huairen finished eating, the little eunuch still hesitated and didn't dare to touch the plate of puffer fish and fish, so he had to look back at Gonggong Ye beside the Empress Dowager embarrassedly.

Gonggong Ye knew that the matter was very important, and he didn't dare to make a decision in private, so he had to ask the Empress Dowager Gao again.

Empress Dowager Gao, a refined person, waved her hand and said solemnly: "The envoys from all over the world have come from afar, and they should not have tasted the delicious taste of the Great Song Dynasty. ”

This skill is much higher than that of the national football team, and the surname is different, to put it mildly, the ball was kicked to the envoys of Fanbang.

The queens of the Celestial Empire have spoken, and the envoys of various countries are not easy to refuse. They have also heard the legend of the delicious puffer fish belly, and of course they also know that the puffer fish is highly poisonous and will eat the dead if it is not handled well, but after Yang Huairen ate it, he still smiled and smiled, and there was no sign of abnormality, so they were not so afraid.

The little eunuch, who had stood stupidly for a while, picked up the plate of puffer fish and walked in front of the envoys of various countries.

The Tibetan envoy didn't seem to care at all, in his eyes, the fair-skinned little Goryeo envoy next to him cowered and looked too not a man, their men from the plateau were worthy of the title of tough guy, wasn't it just a plate of puffer fish and fish, what was there to be afraid of?

He didn't use chopsticks, he stretched out a big black hand, pinched several pieces of fish and threw them directly into his mouth.

At first, he still looked at the Goryeo envoy with contempt, but after taking the first bite, his face suddenly changed, and his eyes stared directly at the plate of puffer fish, as if he was stupid.

The fair-skinned Goryeo envoy beside him, wearing a high hat, saw that the Tibetan envoy was stunned, and his face was so frightened that his face was even more pale without a trace of blood, and suddenly he exclaimed, "Zhong, Zhong, poisoned, the Tibetan envoy is poisoned!" ”

There was a panic in the hall, and they all looked at the stunned Tubo envoys, but unexpectedly, the black and strong Tubo envoys suddenly turned around and grabbed the collar of the Goryeo envoy, dragged him into the air, shook him vigorously, and the saliva spurting out of his mouth gave the Goryeo envoy a shower, and shouted in his mouth: "Too! Good! Eat! Finish! ”

This sound seemed to be a tiger roaring in the mountains and forests, and the wind destroyed the wood, making the thin Goryeo envoy dizzy and ringing in his ears, and the big tall hat was spewed out a few feet away, and even the bun was blown up, and every scattered hair was dancing with the wind like an evil spirit.

When the other dozen or so envoys saw it, they no longer squirmed and dodged, and the hungry tiger seemed to surround them, and they all directly grabbed the puffer fish meat with their hands and put it in their mouths.

If you want to talk about food, from ancient times to modern times, it also belongs to our Lang China, these Fanbang barbarians, even if their identity is their own country, they are all nobles, but at most they are used to eating big fish and meat, how can they have the opportunity to eat such fine Chinese ingredients?

When the feeling of eating delicious for the first time in their lives was released between their lips and teeth, the scene was a little unbearable.

Some of them couldn't stop roaring like the Tibetan envoys, some laughed and drooled, and some wept in pain, lamenting why their ancestors had not eaten such delicious food and returned to the West early.

For a while, the demons on the hall danced wildly, which frightened the civil and military generals of the Great Song Dynasty, and they went to see Yang Huairen in confusion, and Yang Huairen had no choice but to spread his hands innocently, saying that it had nothing to do with him, it was just that these turtles who had never seen the world had not eaten good things.

It was a pity that a plate of exquisite puffer fish was eaten by a group of foreign envoys, and when the Goryeo envoys came to their senses and saw the crazy appearance of the others, they were afraid that they would not be able to taste this peerless delicacy, and even his characteristic big tall hat could not take care of it, and plunged into the crowd, trying to snatch the last remaining bit of fish belly.

But at this time, it was too late to grab it, not to mention the fish belly, the large porcelain plate with underglaze color was licked by the Luzon envoys cleaner than a mirror, except for saliva, there was no hair left.

The envoys of Goryeo felt that they had lost a lot, everyone was an envoy from various countries, and they all came to the Great Song Dynasty to represent their respective monarchs.

He wanted to cry aggrievedly, tears swirled in his eyes, he suddenly saw something, his eyes immediately radiated a bright green light like a hungry wolf, and suddenly got up and rushed to the Tibetan envoy.

The Tibetan envoy exclaimed, and said in his heart that this white-skinned boy had not eaten anything good, so he held a grudge and wanted to seek revenge on me, so he put on a posture and waited for him to come over and give him a back pocket and fall over his shoulder.

But what he didn't expect was that although the Goryeo envoy was small, he was very flexible, and he was caught by the Tibetan envoy once just now, so he had already taken precautions this time, and when the Tibetan envoy stretched out his hand to grab him, he suddenly lowered his body and flew on the big feet of the Tibetan envoy.

The Tibetan envoy didn't grasp anything with both hands, and when he looked down in confusion, the Goryeo envoy opened his mouth, revealing two rows of white sharp teeth, and bit down on his feet.

But the Goryeo envoy did not succeed, he took a bite into the air, and then came up with a second bite, and the Tibetan envoy laughed and grabbed a piece of puffer fish meat that fell on his shoes, and disappeared with a sigh.

If people are unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, and what is even more unlucky is that if they want to find something to stuff their teeth, they are all preempted.

In addition, the meat and liver of puffer fish are extremely tender and will not stuff your teeth.

Even if he tried his best, the unlucky Goryeo envoy still didn't eat a single bit of puffer fish, and for a while, there were five miscellaneous people in his heart, but there was no umami of puffer fish meat.

Why is Yang Huairen a good person, because he saw this farce, and after sighing at the tragic experience of the Goryeo envoys, he was still full of sympathy.

He scraped the little remaining fish meat on the fish bone, walked over to the Goryeo envoy who was lying on the ground and was doubting his life, patted him lightly on the shoulder and said, "Here, eat." ”

With tears in his eyes, the Goryeo envoy wiped the puffer fish on the knife with his fingers, stuffed his whole finger into his mouth, and sucked hard before revealing a satisfied expression.

With tears in his eyes, he said excitedly to Yang Huairen: "You are really a good person. ”