Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Hippopotamus's Mouth

Doctor, Yun Lang has seen some, a long time ago, he has seen more doctors.

The status of the doctors of the Han Dynasty is relatively transcendent, and in the past, the first emperor buried several doctors alive, and as a result, with his imperial supremacy, he was cursed by descendants for thousands of years.

In his later years, Liu Che got a stammering doctor to guard Fengsui in a fit of rage, but was killed by the Huns, which still became synonymous with Liu Che's psychological darkness.

In the Han Dynasty, a person's talent in a certain aspect can be praised by the emperor, and only then can he be invited by the emperor himself to be a doctor.

Because of this result, Yun Lang has always respected the doctor of Dahan, and in this era, a person who can be called a doctor can't get this name without two brushes.

It's just that the doctor in front of him who looks like a robber more than a scribe can't accept it no matter what.

After venting for a while, the black-clothed scribe finally became a little calm, sat opposite Yun Lang and said: "Except for the monkeys, the truth of "natural selection for the survival of the fittest" mentioned here is quite appreciated. “

As he spoke, he sighed and said, "The old man always has to look for gold from the dross, but I don't know how many times the old man vomited before finding the gold. ”

Yun Lang finally figured out a little clue from his chaotic brain, knocked on the table with his knuckles and asked, "Do you believe in Nuwa's theory of creating people?" ”

The man in black frowned and said: "The ancient times are too far away to be checked, and the old man can only choose an acceptable legend and regard it as true!" ”

Yun Lang nodded and said, "It's okay to say this, since you can accept Nuwa making humans out of mud, why can't you accept that humans evolved from apes?"

You can't just rely on subjectivity to believe in one possibility and not believe in another, right? ”

The man in black smiled: "If you say it, you will listen to it!" ”

Yun Lang stood up, slowly came to the man in black and said, "What a foolish talk, aunt listen, now it's time for the two of us to talk about you running to my house to steal things?" ”

The eyes of the man in black froze, and as soon as he was about to move, he felt that his head was hit hard by a heavy object, and Venus was popping up in front of him, and his hands were waving wildly to resist, but he didn't expect to be hit the head, and his tall body shook twice, and he fell to the ground.

Yun Lang took out the bronze pot he had just hidden from his sleeve and put it on the table again, kicked the thief heir with his foot, and then roared at the curtain: "Who else? ”

The curtain slowly opened, and a white-bearded man in black shook his head and said to Yun Lang: "Dong Lizi has studied theft all his life, as the saying goes, big thieves can steal the world, small thieves can get food and clothing, the use of thieves can level the rich and poor in the world, the emperor has thieves in hand, can rule the world with his hands, people and ministers have thieves in their hands, herdsmen have no worries about bees, the people have thieves in hand, they can compete with heaven and earth for food and clothing, fight for power with emperors, and compete with merchants for profit, so that a world of great disputes can be formed, and then, all the disputants will eventually form a delicate balance, and then open the peace of the world!" ”

"Gu cultivation technique?"

The white-bearded man in black smiled: "That's right, the truth is naturally shallow, but, as you just said, there are thousands of paths in this world, and you can't give up another possibility because you only believe in one."

Dong Lizi's behavior is vulgar, but there is always something in common at the end of the truth.

Think back then, when the countries competed for hegemony in the Spring and Autumn Period, and the Warring States fought for power, wouldn't it be the world of great contention as mentioned by Donglizi?

At that time, there were endless wars, everyone was a dog, and human life was like a mustard, since careerists could steal the world, why couldn't the people master the art of stealing?

In this world, sharp spears are everywhere, and the people must find a shield to protect themselves, right? He hopes that the people can learn to steal and protect themselves, in all fairness, he is encouraging the people to join the WTO, through their own wisdom, their own way for the benefit of the people of the world.

When the people mastered the art of stealing, the Son of Heaven would not dare to expropriate and extort money, and the nobles would not be able to fish and flesh wantonly.

The chaos will eventually subside, fight to the extreme, fight, may not be a good prescription for saving the world, Qin Tianxia is always more stable than the loose Zhou Tianzi's bondage to the world, this is the proof!

This is the reason why Dongli believes in theft, this way is not the other thief, the two should be separated, can not be generalized. ”

After listening to the words of the white-bearded man in black, Yun Lang felt as if he had been brainwashed, because he suddenly felt that what this guy said seemed to be very reasonable.

"No, rules, rules are important, we can't make laws for everyone, then our world will become a world of beasts.

It's good to encourage the people to protect themselves, and it's good to encourage the people to know that it's okay to resist, but he can't run to my house and steal things!

This, in any case, is not right! ”

The white-bearded man in black laughed and said, "Yun Lang can think of his behavior as a kind of struggle, an act of equalizing the rich and the poor.

After all, who told you to hide all the really good things and keep them secret, and enjoy the benefits of advanced learning alone.

In just three or five years, your Yun family has become a huge rich man in Chang'an with those profound knowledge, and the people of the world are still poor.

If you do the first year of junior high school, don't blame Dongli for doing fifteen!

When he discovered the truth of natural selection for the survival of the fittest and some evidence from your family's knowledge, he was ecstatic, thinking that if there is no fallacy that monkeys become humans, this is definitely the best truth in the world! ”

Yun Lang felt that he had no common language with these madmen, because in their personalities, there were scholars, courts, and the world, but there was no individual, not even themselves, this was a group of very terrible people.

I have seen a lot of mouth cannons, but it is terrible for someone who really puts his mouth cannon into practice in the world and tries to make him go from nothingness to reality.

"What have you learned from the Yun Doctrine?"

The white-bearded man in black took out a blackboard from behind his back, on which was neatly written a string of numbers in white powder - 0123456789.

Whitebeard patted the blackboard and looked at Yun Lang with reverence and said, "These characters are a lightning bolt in the night, and they are the best knowledge I have seen so far.

Whatever else is the doctrine of Northwest Tech, just these numeric characters are enough to shine forever. ”

Yun Lang nodded proudly and said: "It's really good, this is made up by a senior brother surnamed Ba, and after many years of sorting out, it became what you see." (The inventor of Arabic numerals was the ancient Indian mathematician Baghdad, which appeared in the third century AD, and now, it is created by Yunlang's brother surnamed Ba Geda)"

"Where are you now? The old man is eager to see it! ”

"It's gone!"

The white-bearded man in black seemed to have known this answer for a long time, and just asked Yun Lang with a fluke attitude.

Now that he got a definite answer, he looked extremely sad, holding the blackboard and muttering to himself: "God is jealous of talents, thieves never give enough life to people who really need life, but the old man's wine bag and rice bag can't die......"

This is a real scholar, much stronger than that damn Dong Lizi, which is very in line with Yun Lang's view of scholars, so he arched his hand and asked, "I don't know the name of Mr. ......"

The white-bearded man in black waved his sleeves and said: "Let Senior Brother Haoyue be in the air, what is the light of my generation of fireflies, what is the name and surname of him!" ”

After saying that, he stood up and hugged the blackboard and left, not even thinking about saying a word.

Dong Lizi groaned and turned over and sat up, covered his head with his hand, and when he came back, he saw the blood on his hand, and asked Yunlang uncertainly: "You beat it?" ”

Yun Lang nodded and said, "The thief needs to be beaten!" ”

"Is stealing knowledge also called stealing?"

Yun Lang said angrily: "It's okay if you steal it, and if you steal it, you come to me to boast and accuse, saying that my family's education is not good, who will I beat if I don't beat you?" ”

Dong Lizi grabbed Yun Lang and said angrily: "The books in your study have been piled up on the roof, the old man has light hands and feet, and he was also discovered by the spirit beast you took care of in the study, if it weren't for your spirit beast being obese and incapacitated, it would be difficult for the old man to come back alive."

A selfish person like you, guarding the secrets of the world's knowledge and not being known to the world, you are the real thief! ”

Yun Lang pushed away the east fence and shouted: "When I go home, I will burn all those rags and fires, so that you can steal nothing!" ”

Dong Lizi said with angry eyes and trembling voice: "You want to burn books? ”

Yun Lang yelled: "Why not, it's all mine anyway, I'll burn your!" ”

Dong Lizi sat down on the ground in a dejected manner, and only said to Yun Lang after a while: "If I die, don't you have to burn books?" ”

"What?"

Yun Lang's mouth opened like a hippopotamus again!