Text Chapter 82 Take the military exam
The office of the second company of the machine.
Ye Song and Dou Miao, who were guarding the office, leaned back in their chairs and fell asleep.
This is already the second week of their official succession, although the work process is somewhat familiar, but unfortunately, from the third day of Zhang Wenwen's vacation, the brigade headquarters has asked for various data of the company one after another, the professional information of all the members of the company, the information of personal meritorious service awards, and even the personal military assessment results of two years ago have to be summarized and made into a quantitative attendance sheet and then reported.
There is a lot of information that needs to be counted, so the number of times they work overtime and the time they work naturally also increases, and last night they worked overtime until one o'clock before finishing their work.
At this time, the civil servant of the battalion commander led a child in, he stroked his stomach with his hand and said in a cold sweat: "Brother, I want to go to the toilet now and help send the battalion commander's son to the battalion headquarters." β
Yamatsu nodded in agreement, yawning while holding the child's hand and walking towards the camp headquarters.
On the way, the child said, "Uncle, I'm tired." β
Ye Song looked at his cute expression and felt that his heart was happy, and he even wanted to carry him away, but he thought that this was a military camp, how could he be pampered as a battalion commander's child? Even if you promise yourself, can the battalion commander agree? Even if the battalion commander promises, will the sister-in-law agree? Not to mention...... I didn't say yes in the first place.
So Ye Song said very kindly: "Let's count to three, and my uncle will carry you away, okay?" β
The child happily agreed.
Ye Song smiled slightly, and said loudly: "Ready-go together!" One-two-one, one-two-one, one-two-one......"
Back in the office, just as the two of them were resting on the desk, the phone suddenly rang.
Dou Miao picked up in a daze and said, "Hey, hello, the second machine is connected." Well? Why is there no sound? β
Soon after hanging up, the phone rang again, but there was still no sound after picking it up.
The phone rang for the third time, and Dou Miao's sleepiness was completely dispersed, and after picking it up, he only heard the other party say: "I am the political commissar, ask your instructor to answer the phone......
Dou Miao said angrily: "You are a political commissar? I'm the commissar of his father! With that, he hung up the phone.
Ye Song smiled: "Who is it?" β
"I don't know, every time I pick it up, I hang up, which soldier should be joking."
Hearing this, Ye Song bent down and got under the table, only to see that the telephone line socket was a little loose, and it should be the cause of poor contact if he didn't pick it up just now.
A few minutes later, they heard the sound of parking outside, and after a while, they saw Liu Handong walking in with a black face, and as soon as he entered the door, he said loudly: "The person who claims to be my father will stand up for me!" β
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On Saturday night, the company was going to organize a viewing of patriotic movies, and when everyone was seated, Ye Song and Dou Miao were still rummaging through boxes and cabinets searching for USB flash drives.
"I found it in the night pine, it should be this green one." Dou Miao plugged it into the computer and said, "You see that there are so many videos in it, it must be the one that Veteran Zhang said." β
When Doumiao went to the study room, when Yesong cleaned up the desk, he found a green USB flash drive pressed under the file, which seemed to be the same as the one Doumiao was holding......
In the study room, everyone maintained an upright sitting posture and looked at the big screen in a daze, among which a recruit lowered his head as if he had fallen asleep, and when the platoon commander passed by him, he waved his hand and slapped him.
"I've only seen people who sleep in the middle of a movie, and they sleep before the movie is played, you kid is really a talent!"
The recruit was already asleep at this time, and said in a daze: "Report to the platoon commander, I didn't fall asleep, I just fainted from sleepiness." β
The people around burst into laughter after hearing this, and the platoon commander shook his head speechlessly and walked away.
At this moment, Doumiao came to the study room with a USB flash drive, plugged in the computer and clicked on a video casually.
After the video was played, Ye Song also came to the study room and said to Dou Miao: "The one you are holding is a personal USB flash drive of a paperwork, and this is an office USB flash drive." β
Dou Miao said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, as long as it's a patriotic movie, it doesn't matter if he's a personal or an office ......"
Before he finished speaking, an action blockbuster began to show on the big screen in the study room...... It's just that the battle scenes are carried out in bed.
Everyone in the study room was stunned, and it was so exciting!
Several recruits burst into tears and whispered: "The grassroots company is really not comparable to the recruit regiment, thank you to the army, thank the country for ......"
At two o'clock in the morning, Ye Song and Dou Miaosheng operated the computer without love, and counted a stack of tables on the table.
"Yesong, I can't stand it, I can't live this day!" Doumiao pushed the keyboard forward and complained.
"No, I feel like my head is about to explode these days, and I'd rather choose the boss's 'devil training' than do this kind of clerical work in the office." Ye Song tapped on the keyboard.
"Looking back now, I was happiest when I was at the military base, and although I was physically tortured, I didn't have to worry as much as I do now."
"That's right, not only does there be a lot of work in the office, but we are always ready to bear the anger of leaders at all levels, and the company commander and instructor have to suffer when they are scolded, and the most annoying thing is that those veterans still think that we are free in the office every day, and they have all kinds of opinions on us."
"They don't understand the situation, and we don't care about them. Night Song, do you eat instant noodles? Doumiao took out the bucket noodles from under the table and asked.
Ye Song yawned and said, "Don't eat, it will be finished in about 10 minutes, so let's go back to work early and rest." Huh? Haven't you registered this document? β
"Maybe I forgot, you can help me register."
Ye Song picked up the file and glanced at the file name, and was stunned.
"Lao Dou, I have a way to get out of the sea of suffering."
"Let's talk about it!"
Ye Song pointed to the document and said, "We can go to the military exam." β
Dou Miao was surprised: "Are you crazy?" We will be discharged from the army in 5 months, why did you suddenly remember to take the military academy? β
"Let's go to the military exam but we don't necessarily have to be admitted, we can take that pre-exam training as a trip, after all, our ultimate goal is to leave the current environment."
"Then you don't need to do that, do you? Zhang Wenshu will be back in two weeks, and when he comes back, won't we be fine? β
Ye Song shook his head and said: "It's so naΓ―ve, you didn't find out that letting us work in the office is actually a trap under the company commander's instructor, and this is the cage that binds us, I bet we will continue to work even if Zhang Wenshu comes back." β
Dou Miao thought for a while and said: "Yes, since we came to the office to work, we have spent a lot of time here, and we have no time to go out at all. β
"So let's go to the military exam, and we can go out over the wall during the training."
"What if I accidentally get in?"
"Stupid! Won't you just get a blank paper for the final exam? But before that, you have to pass all kinds of pre-exams, otherwise it will not be fun to be brushed down halfway. By the way, how are you doing in your studies, and you have no problem with the selection exam, right? β
Dou Miao said angrily: "Don't worry, before I joined the army, I was admitted to a prestigious university, and the difficulty of the pre-examination is nothing." β
"In that case, it's decided, and we'll report the situation to the instructor tomorrow."
"Wait, what if we have to come to the office to work after the military exam?" Dou Miao asked suddenly.
"It's less than three months before the end of the military examination, so won't we be in the class at that time?"
"Hehe, that's right. We're going to be discharged from the army soon, and I don't believe they can still force us. β