Chapter 108 Don't do useless work

"Nuwa made people out of the soil, refined stones to make up for the sky and became gods, Fuxi acted in gossip, and Ming married and Nuwa to become a god in the community.

The Yellow Emperor eliminated the evil beasts, drove the poisonous insects and became a god in the world, and the Yan Emperor became a god from the source of cultivation, tasted the herbs, and opened a bazaar to communicate with each other to become a god.

Du Kang became a god because of winemaking, Yi Ya became the ancestor of the kitchen because of salt and plum, Lu Banming made of wood and became the ancestor of craftsmen, Kong Qiu became a god because of education, Sun Tzu became a god in the world, and Li Er rode a green ox out of the letter to the valley to stay in the moral scriptures and became a god......

In this case, I Yunlang built waterwheels, metallurgical iron, paper, and pioneered printing, and now I have the art of gunpowder, why can't I call myself a god? ”

Countless examples were put out in one breath, so that He Chouyou's face, which had grown into the color of pig liver, finally returned to its normal color.

It's normal to walk with people, but it's a bad feeling if someone around you suddenly tells you that he's become a god.

Su Zhi hugged her husband's arm and said with big eyes in adoration: "My husband is in the world, and he will definitely become a god in the future." ”

Yun Lang smiled: "As long as you don't get beheaded by Your Majesty, there shouldn't be any problem." ”

He Chou You sneered: "Is God also afraid of death? ”

Yun Lang laughed and said, "Only those who live long will become gods." ”

He Chou You laughed, but suddenly stopped, looked at Yun Lang and said, "Why must it be me?" ”

Yun Lang said: "You know my secrets the most, you have the closest relationship with Your Majesty, and I also know that the reason why the Yun Clan has not had the manpower to monitor in the past few years is all due to you, with you in the Yun Clan, Your Majesty will at least not suspect that I have done anything unfavorable to him." ”

He Chou frowned and said, "Your Majesty is no longer waiting to see me." ”

Yun Lang shook his head and said, "That's wrong, with Your Majesty's temperament, if you don't wait to see you, he will get rid of you as soon as possible."

I don't know what made Your Majesty let you go easily, I just know that Your Majesty is not a person who misses the old, let alone an open-minded person.

Now, can you tell me why? ”

He Chou didn't answer, but sighed and said: "After many years, since I was intimidated by Liuhou, I am now intimidated by you again."

But I have to accept these two threats obediently, and each time is more terrifying, if the old man lives a little longer, maybe he will have to accept Huo Guang's intimidation......

The old man's intelligence is not the top, in front of you people, even if he can pinch you to death at will, but he has to be controlled everywhere, this may be the old man's life, in this regard, the old man accepted his fate. ”

Hearing He Chou say this, Yun Lang finally showed a satisfied smile.

The gunpowder exploded, and it wasn't just the beasts in the mountains that ran away...... God knows where this thing will blow up!

The most terrible thing about gunpowder is not the moment it explodes, but the period of time when it will explode.

"A long time ago, there was a mountain villa called Peacock Villa, and there was a terrible weapon in Peacock Villa called Peacock Feather.

It is said that once such a weapon appears, the middle will die, without exception. ”

"So that Peacock Villa will be safe forever?"

Yun Lang smiled bitterly: "I heard that there is none.

Before they were used, their family was safe for many years.

When a generation of descendants of their family used this thing to kill their enemies, soon, their family was finished. ”

He Chou You sneered: "If you don't make a move, others are still afraid of three points, no one wants to be the first dead man, when the first dead man appears, God knows who is next, at this time, it is natural to attack it in groups."

Your Yun's gunpowder won't be used as a peacock feather, right? ”

"If you're willing to keep it a secret, I want this thing to appear in the slave catcher, anyway, the weapons and equipment of the slave catcher have far surpassed the big Han armor, I heard that the steel folding crossbow has come out, so it will appear among them, I think it's very appropriate."

"You hate Guo Xie so much?"

"I don't hate, it's just that he is the most suitable, plus he completely broke away from the Yun clan some time ago, and under all kinds of causes and effects, it is very good to appear in his hands."

The tiger roared in a low voice, He Chou looked indifferently at the bushes next to him, a fat wild boar was frightened and sprang out of the bushes, the threat of the tiger was too great for it, so big that it did not dare to continue to hide.

The tiger's two front paws have popped out of the long nails, in the moment when the wild boar swept over the body, the two paws were on the back of the wild boar, and a terrible hissing was heard, the back of the wild boar was more than seven or eight cracked bloody wounds, the momentum of the wild boar's forward collision was not reduced, why did he have dodged to avoid, seeing the pig hit the tree, not waiting for the fallen boar to stand up, its head has been picked on the face by one of the tiger's paws, just tear hard, half of the boar's face was torn off raw.

After tearing off one of the boar's eyes and half an ear, the tiger jumped far away, not liking to let the boar's blood get on his fur.

Yun Lang and Su Zhi watched it with relish, just a wild boar, they couldn't beat the tiger and couldn't beat the tiger, they were very safe.

He Chou looked at the wild boar in pain, and then looked at the tiger standing leisurely to the side to watch the excitement, couldn't help but shake his head, raised his hand and threw the long knife in his hand, the long knife passed through the neck of the wild boar, accurately pierced the heart, the huge wild boar stood on the ground and fell to the ground after a moment of sluggishness.

He Chou walked over and took out a long knife, rubbed the blood on the wild boar, and said to Yun Lang: "I can't eat it, my intestines were scratched by the tiger." ”

Su Zhi sighed and said, "Poor pig, the other pigs are running deep into the mountains, so they will run down the mountain." ”

He Chou You sneered: "Pity this pig's kung fu, or pity Guo Xie more!"

Your husband harms others, and he never kills others, and the whole family never stops. ”

Su Zhi's eyes widened and looked at He Chou Youdao: "My husband has never harmed anyone, only if others harm our family, my husband will fight back." ”

He Chou looked at Yun Lang, Yun Lang frowned and said, "The Yun clan has been squeezed out of the circle of slave hunting groups.

When Yun's caravan in Shuzhong crossed the Three Gorges of the Yangtze River, it crashed into a reef and the ship was smashed...... Sixteen servants were put on and brought in stewards, and only two came back alive.

I began to think that it was just a boat accident, but after the servant came back, I learned that Guo Xie already had a very high status in Shuzhong, and the ships going up and down the Yangtze River must listen to his dispatch, otherwise, the ship will be destroyed and people will die.

The housekeeper of my family ignored Guo Jie's set, so the captain of the boat drove the boat to the reef. ”

"Guo Xie dares to do this?"

"I shouldn't dare, if the person in charge of the ship is Guo Xie himself, he won't dare to give him the courage to ......"

"In this way, Guo Xie is not to blame for this!"

"So, I didn't directly harm Guo Xie like you said, I just gave him a choice, if he can manage the gunpowder well and only use it outside the territory, this thing will make him invincible.

If it gets to the country, or if His Majesty knows about it, the consequences can be expected. “

"Aren't you afraid that this poisonous dragon is not under your control? I mean, after this guy got gunpowder? ”

Yun Lang laughed silently.

He Chou gritted his teeth and said, "You won't give him real gunpowder, will you?" ”

Yun Lang smiled: "It looks like gunpowder, and it sounds like gunpowder after it explodes, even if you smell it, it's the smell of gunpowder, why do you say it's not gunpowder?" ”

He Chou was silent for a moment and said, "Who can get the real gunpowder?" ”

Yun Lang said: "What do you say? ”

He Chou sighed and said, "It seems that only Huo Qu is sick." ”

"Your Majesty has never given enough troops to get sick, and since I became an army of cavalry captains, I have always faced vicious battles in which fewer victories are more.

There are less than a hundred of my old brothers when I was the marching commander.

Now, the Huns have run away, and if they want to continue to pursue the Huns, they have to cross countless mountains and fight the most vicious enemies in the wilderness. ”

He Chou had a long laugh and said: "You are not wronged by being intimidated, that pretentious Guo Xie is this poor wild boar in your eyes, right?"

And Huo Quzhi is the tiger next to you who is regarded as your own brother, right?

Throw the poor boar for the rest of the beasts to peck at and bite, then let your tiger brother spread his claws and forge his true undefeated god of war beyond the realm.

In the end, your majesty can't move, and you don't dare to move your group, this should be your ultimate goal, right? ”

"No, you're wrong, we are doing this for the sake of the Han Dynasty, not for personal interests, this heart can be expressed every day!"

He Chou looked up at the overcast sky, and felt that Yun Lang's oath had no credibility, so he could only sigh lightly and strode down the mountain first.