Chapter 1 Pretending to be stupid

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The moon is shining, the breeze is slow, and the farmer's compound, which has been lively for a day, has become quiet, and the only ones who haven't slept at this hour are the cicadas on the trees, the cats in estrus, and the breeder Shiro lying in bed in a daze.

Shiro's appearance is very good, his eyebrows are handsome, the bridge of his nose is straight, his lips are clear and full, and he is too handsome to show a bit of girl-like elegance.

But this little Yanei always has a sad face, the all-wooden furniture with simple shapes and exquisite furnishings, the blurred copper mirrors, and the papier-mΓ’chΓ© windows are all telling Chong Yanfeng a fact that is hard to believe but has to accept, he is no longer the original self.

Chong Yanfeng remembered that he was racing with his friends, and the car suddenly lost control when he was turning, and then, there was no ......, two lives, and the feeling of double memories pouring into his brain was actually very bad, even if he was awake at the moment, the headache still lingered.

Tossing and turning for most of the night, Chong Yanfeng suspected that he had brought the bad biological clock of his previous life with him, and he felt sleepy every day until the sky was bright, and then he felt that he was woken up by the maid after only sleeping for a short while.

"Xiao Langjun, the servant is waiting for you to wash and change your clothes!" The maid Chunmei said.

Chong Yanfeng nodded and did not answer, the handle of this toothbrush is made of split beef bones, some holes are drilled in the cow bones, and pig bristles are tied on the holes, the toothbrush made of pig hair makes Chong Yanfeng very greasy, and the taste of Poria paste and other things mixed into toothpaste is also very special, but Chong Yanfeng has to pretend to be accustomed to it.

Chong Yanfeng knew that if he wore it a hundred years earlier, the toothpaste would only be green salt, and the toothbrush in his hand was not something that ordinary people could afford, ordinary people would bite a section of the willow branch into a brush shape with their teeth, and then dip it in potion to rub their teeth.

To make a toothbrush, the first thing to do is to split the straight part of the middle of the selected cow bone into pieces, and the split bones should be soaked in rice water for several days for preservative, and then filed flat with a linen file, and then put it in a wooden barrel containing the yellow rattan core, hand crank the wooden barrel, polish it with the friction between the yellow vine core and the bone piece, and then drill 22 to 66 holes on the bone piece to wear the bristles, and the last process is to dry the toothbrush and disinfect it with sulfur fumigation......

"Xiao Langjun, the master went out this morning, you don't have to go to greet him!" The maid Qiu Ju wiped the corners of Chong Yanfeng's mouth with a handkerchief, and said slowly: "The food has been prepared, can Xiao Langjun use it now?" ”

"Yes!" Chong Yanfeng popped out a word expressionlessly.

Although the family is a local emperor, he has always been thrifty, and what he eats for breakfast is just soup cakes, steamed buns, cooking cakes and a big bowl of porridge and rice, the so-called soup cake is a noodle soup, and the steamed bread is filling.

The residents of the Great Song Dynasty town rarely cook their own food, these meals are delivered by the restaurant in the morning, lunch and dinner are like this, if you meet the conditions and are relatively lazy, not only three meals a day, even the water to wash your face can also be sent to you......

"Get out!" After eating, Chong Yanfeng put down the dishes and chopsticks and popped out two words.

Chunmei and Qiu Ju immediately understood the service of Chong Yanfeng to change into clothes to go out, and after leaving the inner house, his own scholar accompanied him out, only to see Chong Yanfeng wearing a cyan collared robe, a jade belt around his waist, a turban on his head, and a pair of black silk shoes under his feet, inheriting the excellent bloodline of the family, Chong Yanfeng is tall and burly, he is handsome, and he is even more radiant after a little dress, and he immediately ushered in the hot eyes of countless girls and young women when he walked to the street.

However, these big girls and little daughters-in-law are just looking, firstly, the status of Yanfeng is noble, and secondly, the reputation of the idiot is too loud, who doesn't know that the fourth child of the family is stupid, he can't speak more than three words, and he doesn't know anything about dealing with people, but no one knows that although this kind of Jiashiro shell is still that shell, the core has actually been changed for several days, but this core is still filled with the previous shell.

The two followers of Chong Yanfeng are called Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi respectively, one is fat and one is thin, one is black and one is white, both are Tsing Yi hats, silk shoes and socks, and a cloth belt is tied around the waist.

The sun is already shining, the street is also lively, the shops on both sides of the street have already removed the door panels and put their own goods, the silk cloth of various colors in the silk shop shines in the sun, the gold and silver paper of the paper shop also seems to be coated with a halo, the hat of all kinds of shops is dazzling, the bottles and cans of the porcelain shop, the tinkling of the blacksmith shop, mixed with the fragrance of the food from the restaurant, it is indeed a happy scene in the world......

The merchants carried the flat shoulders, the Taiping carts pushed, along the street shouting and shouting, clothing, utensils, firewood, rice, oil and salt, and even flowers and plants are all available, Chong Yanfeng finally felt the so-called rich life of the proud people of the Great Song Dynasty, and now Weizhou, where he is located, is still just a border town, the prosperity is already so, the capital Kaifeng Mansion does not know how lively it is?

Although Chong Yanfeng came to the Great Song Dynasty for only half a day, he had already developed a sense of pride as a citizen of the Great Song Dynasty, but he was bitter that he was pretending to be obsessed, and no matter how much emotion he had, he couldn't express it.

Stop and go all the way, when I was tired, I found a nearby teahouse to rest, no need to ask, the clever Xiao Qi has already picked the best location for lighting by the window, and wiped the originally very clean seat with a handkerchief, and after Yan Feng sat down, Xiao Qi said: "Second brother, come to three bowls of tea!" ”

The shopkeeper in the Song Dynasty is called the eldest brother, and the guy in the store is called the second brother, which is also the origin of the name of the second brother and the second brother of the shop.

After waiting for a while, Dr. Tea brought a bowl of steaming tea soup, which is called soup because of the white flowers, sticky appearance, and it is really not suitable to call tea, tea drinking in the Song Dynasty has made a lot ......of progress compared to the Tang Dynasty, and it is no longer a simple boiling tea, the main way to drink tea in the Song Dynasty is called tea, and the tea is simply to put the most delicate tea powder obtained through the three processes of burning, grinding and Luo into the tea cup, and then flush it into boiling water.

Then use a tea whisk made of bamboo to shape like a whisk and hit the tea quickly, so that the tea and water are fully blended, until a large amount of foam appears in the tea cup, so the tea at this time is thick and thick, and the foamy part at the edge of the tea cup is like soybean milk full of bubbles, and the viscous part in the middle is a bit like a thin paste, which is very strange for later generations......

"Xiao Yanei, please use it!" Of course, Dr. Tea recognized Tan Yanfeng, and although the word Yanai has a strong demeaning in modern times, it was very neutral in the past.

Chong Yanfeng quietly pushed this bowl of tea soup in front of Xiao Qi, "Don't be thirsty!" Of course, he wouldn't say that he couldn't muster up the courage to drink the gooey thing in front of him......

The three of them were sitting idlely, and a big man came to the teahouse, this man had a well-proportioned figure, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a towering nose bridge, if he was a beautiful man according to the current aesthetic standards, he was wearing a big felt hat, a pinch of red tassels in the hat, a bright yellow ribbon around his neck, wearing a white silk robe, stepping on hemp shoes, and a bulging bag on his back, and it was not difficult to find that there was a guy hidden inside.

"Second brother, let's make a bowl of tea!" The man picked a corner and sat down, and when Dr. Tea came up with tea, the man asked, "Dare to ask the second brother, where is the Jingluo Mansion?" ”

The man dressed up in a special way attracted the attention of the three of Chong Yanfeng, and when he saw the other party open his mouth, he asked for his own address, of course Chong Yanfeng was even more curious, and glanced at Xiao Qi, "Ask!" ”

This Xiao Qi is also a spirit, and he immediately got up and walked towards the man, "Jingluo Mansion is not far from here, you can get there without half a pillar of incense when you go straight out, dare to ask this strong man whether he wants to find someone or do something when he goes to Jingluo Mansion?" ”

The man saw that although Chong Xiaoqi was dressed as a family member, he spoke calmly and sophisticatedly, not impatiently, and then looked at Chong Yanfeng behind him dressed as a son-in-law, thinking that the other party was not a local tyrant but also an official eunuch, so he got up and arched his hand, "This little brother is invited, and the master's surname is Wang Mingjin, and he came to this Jingluo Mansion from Tokyo to be the head of the sect, and I am here to find him." ”

"There are many sect leaders in Jingluo Mansion surnamed Wang, but there is no one named Wang Jin." Chong Xiaoqi is as careful as a hair, and he knows the affairs of Jingluo Mansion well, so he dares to assert that there is no such person as Wang Jin, but Chong Xiaoqi didn't notice that his own young master sitting on the side was already surprised to close his mouth.

Ignoring the two who were talking, Chong Yanfeng had already turned his gaze to the door, and at this time he finally understood that he was not simply crossing, just at this moment, a huge yellow leather boot was entering the teahouse, and Chong Yanfeng only felt that his heart had been raised to his throat......

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