Chapter 17: Brothers? That's nature!

Dongfang Shuo laughed and said: "This is natural, my purpose is to wake up you lazy lords and urge you to do more things, as long as you do more things, it will be good for the Han."

If the benefits could be greater, I'd be willing to do it a few more times. ”

Yun Lang nodded, motioned to Dongfang Shuo to wait, he untied the special saddle from the tiger's body, and got a basin of warm water with honey for the tiger to lick.

Tigers, who have not worked hard for a long time, need this honey to soothe their stomachs.

"Actually, everyone is not idle, Gongsun Hong is searching for rich people all over the world, just to make the burden on the common people lighter.

Zhang Tang tortured the convicts all over the world, the purpose was to sell the convicts' greedy goods, as well as the wives and children of the convicts, so that the common people could be more relaxed.

As for me, the reason for bullying the Qiang people and the Di people to death in the surrendered city is to make the army in the northwest frontier self-sufficient and reduce the supply of Guanzhong.

Huo Qubing took 2,000 people and dared to go deep into the hinterland of the Xiongnu thousands of miles away, where he was born and died to fight against the Huns, what was the purpose? It is to be able to defeat the Xiongnu as soon as possible, so that the people can live a good life.

You see, the current situation is actually not bad, useful officials are working hard, useless officials are playing with corruption, what about cool officials like Zhang Tang, they are desperately trying to capture corrupt officials to make money, the soldiers at the border are killing the enemy with their lives, you are in the rear, it doesn't matter if you don't help, what's the matter with dragging your feet? ”

Dongfang Shuo opened his mouth wide for a long time before he squeezed out a sentence: "Do you think the current Han Dynasty is really good?" ”

Yun Lang nodded and said, "Of course it's good, the emperor doesn't have a wine pond meat forest, right?" The prime minister didn't sell his official beard, right? Didn't all the civil servants turn into jackals, did they? The generals are still struggling to expand the territory of the Han Dynasty, right?

You can't deny any of that, can you?

Since everyone has not made a big mistake, what we have to do is to maintain this atmosphere Hello, me, everyone, what do you choose? Also call for change!

Did you know that once you change, the people will be unlucky for ten years?

What a cautious thing to gamble with this unlucky decade to gamble on the national fortune of the next hundred years, you will throw it out as soon as your head is hot.

Let me ask you, what should I do if I lose my bet? ”

Dongfang Shuo's face turned a little pale, avoiding Yun Lang's fierce eyes, he lowered his head and said, "The wild people are miserable!" ”

Yun Lang wiped the tiger's mouth and continued: "Do you know that I almost died at the border this time? Do you know that the soldiers who rode the lieutenant have actually changed their stubble, and do you know that the arrow cluster taken from Huo Quzhi's body can weigh half a catty? Do you know that Cao Xiang knocked himself out five times in order to have the courage to catch up with Huo Quai's pace?

Who doesn't live hard in this world? ”

Dongfang Shuo's backbone seemed to be interrupted by Yun Lang's words, and he sat on the ground softly and looked at Yun Lang and said, "Am I wrong this time?" ”

Yun Lang scratched his chin and said: "How can you be wrong to tell the truth, I can only say that the timing of your speech is not right, when the emperor was in need of a stick, you handed him one, and it was a mace with iron thorns, who couldn't have been bloody."

The next time you speak, it's good to know the right time! ”

Dongfang Shuo raised his head and looked at Yun Lang and said, "This is the end?" ”

Yun Lang grabbed the tiger's fat belly with his hand and said, "If not, what else can I do to you?"

Next, you just stay at home, don't go out easily, the people who want to kill you can be lined up from Yanglingyi to Chang'an, if you have time, you can pat the ass of the Gillian nobles, in the final analysis, they are all years of friendship, and the nobles can't never die without helping. ”

Dongfang Shuo smashed two fists on his head and said: "If I go to Gillian and beg her to let me be her groom, you must not look down on me." ”

Yun Lang finally showed a smile, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "I won't look down on you, I will only tell others about your things as a joke!" ”

Dongfang Shuo laughed and said: "Since a certain family has done it, I am not afraid of you saying it, as long as you don't think that Dongfang Shuo is a soft bone." ”

Yun Lang laughed and said, "How can the affairs of adults be compared with the actions of young people? He who can do things by himself is a hero! ”

Dongfang Shuo couldn't cry or laugh, he didn't know what to say, and after a while, he waved the wide sleeves of his robe and turned away.

Yun Lang pulled the worm's ear and said angrily: "You should fart what I said, shouldn't you?" ”

The little worm endured the pain and didn't dare to struggle, as long as Yun Lang grabbed her ear, he wouldn't let go if he didn't beg for mercy.

"You see, the tiger is dying of hunger and is about to faint."

"Nonsense, that's pretending, it's so fat, it's okay if you don't eat for a month or two, who wants you to stuff jerky meat into his mouth?"

"I won't dare again."

Yun Lang stupidly let go of the worm's ears, broke the tiger's mouth and tried to pull out the jerky, but as a result, it had long disappeared.

Yun Lang left the mill with the tiger and slowly walked to the deer pen, where only a giant sika deer with extremely muscular muscles and antlers more than two feet long on its head was leisurely grazing.

Even when they saw the tiger, they only glanced at it and continued to graze with their heads down, and the sika deer here have lost their sense of awe for the tiger.

Especially this buck who is ready to challenge the deer king, and treats the tiger king as nothing.

Yun Lang patted the tiger's head and said: "See, people look down on you, it's very simple if you want to eat a full stomach, as long as you catch this deer and bite it to death, it's enough for you to eat for three days." ”

The Tiger King had no interest in the stag, which was very difficult to catch, but looked at the pigsty with his head held high.

"The pigs in the pigsty can't be made, if you like to eat pigs, let's change two wild boars out, what do you think?"

Yun Lang pulled the tiger's head and turned to the bullpen.

The Yun family has wild boars that are being domesticated, or two giant wild boars specially used for breeding, although they are also pigs, they are not on the side of the pigsty, but are locked up with a group of breeding cattle.

Hua Ziwen, the animal husbandry manager of the Yun family, smiled and hugged a doe, which was the first doe to follow Yun Lang.

Now, this doe has also become a member of the Yun family, serving delicious food and drink every day, and when she has nothing to do, she goes to find the most beautiful and robust male deer in the deer herd to give birth to a child, and in the rest of the time, she either follows Su Zhi to help her carry the medicine box, or follows the medicine mother-in-law to Fugui County to act as a mount for a master in the world, and deceives those people who don't know the details to come to the medicine mother-in-law to see a doctor.

The male deer in the deer pen is actually the doe's husband this year, and after the estrus period has passed, the doe has turned a blind eye to this former lover.

When he saw the tiger, he leaned forward vigorously.

The tiger's irritating paws slapped the doe's head open, and the two front paws pressed against the stakes on the fence, and with a dash of his body, he fell heavily into the deer pen, and his beautiful tiger hair was covered with deer dung.

This made the Tiger King's King of Beasts completely explode, and with a loud scream, he rushed to the stag quickly, he was really hungry today, until now, he ate a finger-thick jerky, and drank a pot of honey water.

He had just drunk a basin of honey water, and the stock in his stomach was immediately drained, and now, he felt even hungrier......

In the evening, Yun Lang and the tiger stumbled back home, Yun Yin saw the tiger, screamed and pounced, but was caught back by Song Qiao, both the tiger and Yun Lang were full of stench.

Yunyin also smelled it, pinching his small nose with a look of disgust.

"What are you doing, shaving joy on the dung?"

"It's almost, but it's not on the dung heap, it's in the deer pen, today I guided the tiger to catch the deer, but the tiger couldn't catch it, so I started to help him, but as a result, I still didn't catch it, and the two of us were tired and half dead."

Song Qiao cried and laughed and said: "You are about to become a marquis, why are you still unhappy with the tiger, just let him eat more, the fat one looks good!" ”

Yun Lang glanced at Song Qiao and said, "Okay, when the two of us have a son, I'll let him eat a little more, and if he grows fat, will you be able to see it?" ”

"How can you say that about your own children?"

"How can you say that about your husband's brother?"