Chapter 70: The less the merrier

Chong Yanfeng always felt that the reason for the Yao family brothers and sisters to avoid him was a bit far-fetched, but this matter was not worth too much brain trouble, after all, the Yao family has never had few normal people, and the Yao Lanzhi brothers and sisters were only the best in the abnormal, and the next morning, Chong Yanfeng finally saw the Yao brothers and sisters who no longer had to hide from him in Taixue, although he was mentally prepared, but Chong Yanfeng was still startled by the appearance of the other party.

Although Yao Pingji is a little upside down, his facial features are quite handsome as a whole, and the strong Yao family Xiaolang is still very handsome when he wears a samurai uniform, but once he changes into a Confucian robe, he will inevitably be a little awkward, just like a big horse monkey wearing a dragon robe, no matter how you look at it, I feel funny! However, after looking at Yao Lanzhi on the side, Chong Yanfeng immediately couldn't laugh.

Is this slender and weak boy in front of him, who is dressed fresh and elegant, really the beauty with a delicate face? Chong Yanfeng didn't believe his eyes a little, mainly because Yao Lanzhi made up too much! I don't know what method the other party used to make his face sallow and sallow, it was completely sickly, the woman's figure was already slender, and Yao's "son" was very weak, but fortunately, there were many sick seedlings among the Taixue scholars, and Yao Lanzhi was not particularly eye-catching.

Yao "Gongzi", who was dressed in a sallow face, walked up to Chong Yanfeng and said softly: "Wait for me when you get out of school, I have something to tell you!" ”

"Yesterday's incident was said to be a misunderstanding, you can't always hold on to it, and besides, didn't I promise to be responsible!" Chong Yanfeng relied on the fact that there were many people here, and if the other party didn't want to reveal his identity, he wouldn't do it, and it was expected that if he made jokes about the other party again, he would be even more unscrupulous.

"You ......" Hearing the word 'responsible', Yao Lanzhi's face immediately turned red, fortunately, most of it was covered by the sallow color of the makeup, but she was not afraid of being seen by others, Yao Lanzhi held back her temper and continued: "I have something else to do with you!" ”

"Oh, what's the matter? Ready to discuss your wedding date with me? Chong Yanfeng continued to add fuel to the fire, "This year is not good, what about after the spring next year, if there is no war, you can also consider it, the title of the gold list plus the flower candle in the cave room, tsk, perfect!" ”

Yao Lanzhi was ashamed and angry in her heart, but she put the handle in the other party's hands, and Yao Meiren couldn't attack in a crowded place, so she had to snort coldly and threatened: "No matter how dare you be poor, I'd rather not go to school than dig a few holes in you!" ”

"Haha, don't be angry, everyone is the same year and fellow countrymen, if you have something to say, I'll wait for you after school!" Chong Yanfeng stretched out his hand and patted Yao Lanzhi's shoulder, pretending to be affectionate and blowing in the other party's ear, "Don't be angry, be careful to squeeze off all the makeup, and see you after school." ”

When did the three words 'see you after school' say in my last life, even Chong Yanfeng himself forgot it, and there was an inexplicable feeling in his psychology after this was raised, as if he had returned to the scene of dating when he was a student, but looking at Yao Lanzhi who was dressed as a man with a sallow face, Chong Yanfeng immediately snorted, women have always dressed up as beautiful as they can, Yao Meiren is really an anomaly, she used to like men to dress up as women, this will be in order to prevent being seen through and make up a sick seedling, it is really tyrannical......

The course of learning is still very boring, only when making an article, Yanfeng can raise some interest a little, but the most let Yanfeng complain is the brush, writing is too troublesome and too wasteful of paper, no wonder the poor can't read, it is estimated that even paper can not be consumed, compared to the quill used by Westerners is much more trouble-free, and the writing speed is also very fast, the method of writing with a quill pen has been tried to promote in Weizhou and Qingzhou business groups, but this goose feather is said to be exquisite, and the fifth root of the number from the outermost wing has the best effect!

Seed Yanfeng was originally an exam oiler, with many classic model texts given to him by Zhou Xueyu, it is a matter of course for Chong Yanfeng to start an article, and he used to need to make a draft before converting it into classical Chinese, but now he has practiced a lot, and even this step can be omitted, but he still needs to revise the pen quite annoyingly, and the next pen is a book that is the ability of the gods, and mortals do not have this ability.

Finally got out of school, as soon as Chong Yanfeng left the school, he saw Yao Lanzhi waiting for him, the two had a tacit understanding and walked out of Taixue side by side, and slipped straight to the place where there were few people around, and Chong Dashao, who had always been extremely yearning for beauty, finally couldn't help but spit out, "Actually, you don't have to paint yourself like a Minion, you can apply some powder, the same effect, the powder looks a lot more pleasing to the eye!" ”

Men's powder is not a very unusual thing, in the Wei and Jin dynasties, it is a trend to put a thick layer of powder on men's faces, the Wei and Jin dynasties are not called in vain, the people who will really be a bunch of ......, uh, it can be said that they are crazy, right......, but it will also be a good era of free and easy debauchery and true temperament, although time has long passed, but people with a sick face like Yao Lanzhi have applied a layer of powder in order to cover up, I believe everyone will not feel strange.

"What is a Minion?" Yao Lanzhi asked with a handsome eyebrow.

"It's just an analogy! I said, Miss Yao, what the hell can be said now. Chong Yanfeng shrugged his shoulders, "I promised the younger brother to keep it secret yesterday about men disguising themselves as women, my family has always been trustworthy, if you still find me for this matter, it's a bit of a fuss!" ”

"Which general deceived the party members back then, if you want to talk about credit, it is also our Yao family, your family is far behind!" Yao Lanzhi pursed her lips, she didn't know why she liked to raise the bar with Chong Yanfeng so much, and she even forgot the purpose of this trip.

"To be honest to the enemy is to be cruel to yourself, war is an art, and a general who only knows how to go straight is only worthy of being a stormtrooper!" Chong Yanfeng pointed to his head, "Being a handsome man depends on wisdom!" "It's no wonder that Chong Yanfeng immediately retorted, the other party's words were obviously satirizing the martyrs of the clan, whether it was a kind of Shiheng or a kind of E, they all played the party members like three grandsons on the battlefield.

In the Northern Expedition War during the Shenzong period, the Zhuang E also gave a decisive battle letter to the party members when they ran out of ammunition and had to retreat, and the better three days later, the two armies began to face off against each other in life and death, and the letter was written about the righteousness and awe-inspiring momentum, and the only bit of blood of the party members was forced out, and it was rare for the Western Xia troops to prepare for a dignified battle, but when they arrived at the agreed time and place, they did not even see half of the Song army's figure, and later learned that the Song army slipped away when sending the war book......

"Wisdom? Why don't you use your wisdom to make the party members bow down, why don't you use your wisdom to take back the sixteen states of Yanyun, why don't you ......" Without waiting for Yao Lanzhi to finish speaking, Chong Yanfeng immediately stretched out his hand and motioned to the other party to stop, "Why does your words sound so familiar, isn't this what I said when I taught the four young people in Qionglou a few days ago, you are obviously a shameful piracy!" ”

"What is piracy?" Yao Lanzhi raised her thin eyebrows and continued to be curious.

"It's crooked, let's get down to business...... what are you looking for me to do, eldest sister." Chong Yanfeng asked seriously.

What does crooked building mean Yao Lanzhi is actually very curious, but she doesn't bother to ask, after all, there is indeed something to find Yanfeng, "Remember the plum blossom thorn you gave me, you didn't use it during your time in the capital, right?" ”

"Can you remember, I was almost stabbed by you yesterday!" Chong Yanfeng said helplessly, the plum blossom thorn is the three-edged military thorn, this name is still Yao Lanzhi, although the name was not approved by the big young man, "Not only during the capital, I have never used it, this is used to save my life at a critical time, and I don't need to take it out to show off!" The last sentence was obviously a sarcasm for the other party to take out the three-edged army thorn to scare him yesterday, but Yao Lanzhi didn't care about it.

"Don't use it if it's useless, especially when you're in the capital!" Yao Lanzhi's endless words made Chong Yanfeng very puzzled, but the other party continued to warn: "In addition, if you find any special circumstances, please don't talk nonsense......

"Uh......" Even the extremely smart person of Tanyan Feng was confused, "It seems that your brother is avoiding me not just because of your female disguise as a man!" ”

"When you were a kid, you weren't as smart as you are now!" Yao Lanzhi raised her eyes and looked at this little ya, who was both familiar and unfamiliar, "Shiro, there are some things that I can't explain to you for the time being, besides, the less you know about many things, the better for you!" ”