Chapter 60: Miscellaneous Li Shaojun (Chapter 2)
Chapter 60 Miscellaneous Li Shaojun
At first, there were only one or two hailstones, and soon, the heavy rain completely turned into a big hail, and the hail fell on the Nagato Palace in dense turns, and the whole palace responded with a loud noise, and it seemed to be overwhelmed.
A man with a white beard and a face without a trace of wrinkles looked at the dense hail with his hands behind his back, covered his cheeks with his hands, and roared in pain: "The Yin God gathering, the heaven and the earth are conscripted, and the sacrifice of 100,000 living beings is not my fault!" ”
The eunuchs and guards around the man were all shocked, and when they saw that the man seemed to have gone crazy, they all knelt on the ground and kowtowed like pounding garlic.
The man lowered his hands gloomily, letting the wide sleeves of his robe drag on the ground and walked slowly, outside the corridor, the hail was raging, and there were sad people in the corridor.
He slowly walked up to the Changmen Palace, came to Liu Che and prostrated on the ground, and said in a trembling voice: "The Yin God gathers, the heaven and the earth are conscripted, and 100,000 living beings are sacrificed, and my sin is also!" ”
Liu Che picked up the white-haired man with his own hands and said, "It was I who forcibly asked Immortal Master Li to make a move, what are you guilty of?" If I say that I am guilty, I also brought it upon myself. ”
Li Shaojun, a white-haired man, said with a wry smile: "In summer, the earth is steaming, there is the meaning of reversing the universe, the sky is not benevolent, and the two are naturally suppressed, and the two form a delicate balance.
The reason why he is guilty is that the old man peeked into the heavens and intervened for no reason, killing and injuring 100,000 living beings, causing countless debts.
Standing in the position of His Majesty, not only are you not wrong, but you have saved all the people in Guanzhong with Shanglin Yuan as a sacrifice.
No matter how you calculate it, Your Majesty, you will earn it. ”
Liu Che laughed and said, "In this way, I can be regarded as a great blessing." ”
Li Shaojun arched his hand and said: "Naturally! ”
Gillian straightened her robe and bowed down respectfully to the ground to congratulate: "I would like to congratulate Your Majesty and all the people!" ”
Liu Che's heart was extremely happy, and he raised his glass and said, "Come, drink a lot!" ”
After Gillian finished drinking, she asked Li Shaojun carefully: "But I don't know what happened to that arrogant Yunlang?" ”
Li Shaojun smiled bitterly and reached into his arms, and when the palm was taken out of his arms, it was already bloodstained.
Liu Che said in surprise: "The immortal master is injured? ”
Li Shaojun looked at the bloodstained palm and smiled bitterly again: "Your Majesty, where did you find the young talent, you slipped away when you saw that the situation was not good, and it was shameless."
And with the skill of lightning avoidance, seventy-seven and forty-nine thunderbolts can't hurt him in the slightest.
Thunder is the sword of the heavens, and it does not return to the sheath without seeing blood, since it can't hurt Yun Lang, then I have to take advantage of the old man's weak body to hurt me after casting the spell. ”
Gillian's two godless eyes immediately brightened, and she resisted the urge to jump up and celebrate, and asked again: "So Yun Lang is okay?" ”
Li Shaojun sneered: "How can it be so cheap!" ”
"He's hurt too?"
Li Shaojun didn't answer Gillian's question, and seeing that the hail outside had once again turned into a pouring rain, he got up and saluted Liu Che and said, "The old man is going to cross the catastrophe!" ”
After speaking, he ignored Liu Che's retention, strode down the Changmen Palace, put on a robe, and rode a horse into the vast rain.
Yun Lang, who was full of heads, looked at the dead chickens all over the ground, the dead ducks wanted to cry without tears, and the hail just now caused countless deaths and injuries to the chickens and ducks raised by the Yun family.
Meng Da, although Meng Er is not dead, but it is almost dead, when the hail hits, others still know that they left the chickens and hid in the pine forest, but their brothers must protect the chickens and ducks, and would rather die than retreat.
When he saw the dark clouds coming, Yun Lang knew that it was not good, this dark cloud came quickly and fiercely, especially at this time of the summer harvest, it was a common thing to have a rainstorm, if it caused a flash flood, Meng Da, who was raising chickens and ducks outside, Meng Er would be in great danger, so he rode a horse to find Meng Da Meng Er, hoping to help them.
As a result, the hail came, and even if he was wearing a hat and covering his head, he was hit by countless hailstones and his whole body was in pain.
Seeing that the appearance of the Yun family's women and children was even more miserable, he had no choice but to endure the pain, send several women and children whose heads had been broken onto the war horse, and let Liu Er lead them back to the Yun family's manor first.
As for Meng Da, who was still crying and wailing about the dead chickens and ducks, Meng Er was sent to a carriage.
The Yun Clan's guards who stayed behind collected the dead chickens and ducks with Yun Lang so that they would not be washed away by the rain.
The uninjured women and children hid in the newly built sheds made of tree branches, tending to the chickens and ducks that were not dead.
The summer thunderstorm comes and goes quickly, and after Yun Lang stops collecting the dead chickens and ducks, the heavy rain turns into a drizzle.
Yun Lang, who was covered in mud and water, was just sitting on a stone to rest, when he saw a white-haired man on a horse and wearing a cloak appear in front of him.
"Who are you?" Yun Lang's mood was not good at all.
"Old man Li Shaojun, the hail just now is the result of the old man's call for wind and rain!"
Yun Lang's eyes widened in surprise as he looked at this famous magic stick, his fists were already clenched, and he was about to hit the eyes of this magic stick, but he accidentally saw the mountain made of chicken and duck corpses, and slowly released his clenched fists.
Originally, the loss of the Yun family had become a foregone conclusion, but now there was a person who was willing to take responsibility, which made him very surprised.
"You got the hail, right?" Yun Lang tried his best to suppress the pleasure in his heart, this time there were no dead people, and the loss of chickens and ducks was about to be compensated, he didn't want to scare away this fool who was willing to take responsibility because he was too anxious.
"It's the old man!"
Yun Lang took a step forward, pulled Li Shaojun's finger and pointed at the mountains of chicken and duck corpses and said, "Make a compensation!" ”
Li Shaojun was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Yun Lang to react like this, and pointed to the corpses of chickens and ducks with difficulty: "Do you want me to compensate for these chickens and ducks?" ”
Yun Lang showed a mouthful of big white teeth and smiled: "Since you made the hail, and the hail you made killed my chickens and ducks, and injured my servants, shouldn't you compensate me?" ”
Li Shaojun broke free of Yun Lang's hand and said angrily: "The old man is Li Shaojun, Li Immortal Master!" ”
Yun Lang laughed silently and said: "If you have the ability, you can make a hail for me again, and Lao Tzu will treat you as a god." ”
"You don't know who I am?"
"I know, the famous god Li Shaojun, I heard that you will always be seventy years old, if you compensate for my family's losses today, it will be fine, if you don't pay, Lao Tzu will cut a knife in your face, and the next time I see you, I will see if you can continue to be seventy years old.
Seriously, I actually admire you, being able to use a method for many years without being debunked by others, in this regard, it's too fucking difficult. ”
Li Shaojun couldn't help laughing when he heard Yun Lang say this, dragged Yun Lang to the edge of the woods, and asked leisurely, "People in the mountain gate?" ”
"Northwest Tech!"
"Haven't heard of it!"
"Nonsense, there are only five people in my division, and I killed three of them, do you think you can hear of it?"
"Ah, disrespect, disrespect, it turns out that your master has always been in a single line, and the succession has not been broken, it's really not easy.
Since everyone is from the mountain gate, there are not many kind words, my miscellaneous family is in great trouble now, and I need you to help me make the whole thing complete. ”
Yun Lang looked at Li Shaojun with disdain and said, "Miscellaneous? Confucianism and ink, the name of the law, in the way of a hundred schools of thought are all coherent and comprehensive? ”
Li Shaojun smiled: "Exactly! ”
Yun Lang smiled, the sect of the miscellaneous family is very interesting, this group of people knows a little bit of everything, but none of them are proficient, so it is always half a bottle of water to do things, and it is difficult to have a perfect result.
"The emperor told me that there is a strange person named Yun Lang in Shanglin Yuan, who never believes in any witchcraft curses, and he is ready for me to give you an unforgettable lesson, and at the same time, there is also the meaning of verifying whether I really have immortal magic in it.
The emperor only split two warlocks four months ago, including Luan Da, I have been trapped in the palace by the emperor these days, and there is no way to get out, seeing that I can't hide it this time, I just want to take advantage of the spell to give myself a good time.
Originally, I had already given myself a knife, and was ready to commit suicide, so as not to be divided by the emperor's five horses, but when I saw the dark clouds rolling outside the mountain, I decided to gamble, and the result was good, not only lightning and thunder, but also heavy rain and hailstorms...... Hahaha, this is God saving me......
Okay, let's not talk about that, since you are from the mountain gate, I have nothing to hide, and now, it's your turn to play! ”
Yun Lang looked at Li Shaojun stupidly and said unconsciously: "What does it mean that it's my turn to play?" ”