Chapter 162: The Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry "Lewd" People
Chapter 162 Mid-Autumn Festival Yin poem "Yin" people
"Mid-Autumn Festival" was first recorded in the "Zhou Li" (archaeological discoveries as of the date of publication), and at the beginning it was a sacrificial festival - sacrificing the moon and worshiping ancestors and heroes, which is similar to the Zhongyuan Festival, but the Mid-Autumn Festival is only for the emperor or something, and it belongs to the festival of the nobility. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The promoter of the popularization of the Mid-Autumn Festival was Li Yuan, the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty. It is said that in that year, Li Jing's expedition to the Turkic class returned to the dynasty on August 15. It happened that a Tibetan merchant was in Chang'an, so he presented the "Hu Cake" brought from his hometown to Li Yuan to congratulate him. To say that this Tibetan merchant is also very clear, using gorgeous packaging, which makes people look at it from the outside, Li Yuan opened it and took a look - rub, will a piece of cake be poisonous? So he let the eunuch taste it first. After tasting it, the eunuch said, "Yes, it's still salty." Li Yuan also tasted it, don't drop it, and give it to the ministers to eat.
The ancients were elegant, according to the current words, Li Yuan could be regarded as an elegant thief - an elegant rebel thief. Li Yuan "looked up at the bright moon, bowed his head and thought of excuses", a flash of inspiration, and said: "You should invite the toad to the cake." So they ate the bread, and it became a good story. When the biggest boss of the dynasty set an example, and the soldiers who had just won the battle returned home like the Führer, eating Hu cakes on the Mid-Autumn Festival became a tradition.
Fortunately, Li Yuan didn't say that "the Hu cake should be invited to the beauty", otherwise this Hu cake is likely to evolve into a "wife cake".
Li Yuan didn't have a beautiful woman to accompany him at that time, Qin Qiong and Jin Yu had (poor Qin Huaiyu "Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, I have no object"), the family gathered around a table, smelled the fragrance of Guihuā, and played a wine order. This wine order is also unique, do you know the "Qushui Liuzhen" that Wang Xizhi plays? It's pretty much the same as that, but it's artificial. There is a maid from the side of the bamboo tube to slowly pour water in, a full moon-shaped bamboo board floats in the water, the musician next to the drum beats, when the drum stops, the bamboo board in whose position who has to drink a drink.
I can't help but sigh that Jin Yu is lucky, it's so good, logically speaking, the probability of drinking alcohol is almost 20% per person, right? But Jin Yu monopolized half of it, and if there was a lottery ticket this year, he would definitely buy two bets.
The hero can't stand the wolf, and after a while, Jin Yu is a little fluttery, and now he finally knows how Chang'e felt after stealing the elixir of immortality, fluttering, fluttering, and flying up to the moon. If Shenzhou 6 is in hand, it is estimated that Jin Yu will also go up to Chang'e to be his companion.
Seeing her husband's appearance, Yang Ying was very worried, but Qin Qiong had a word first, and she couldn't substitute for the wine, so Yang Ying looked at Qin Jia's family with an anxious face.
Qin Jiashi received the signal, how could there be any reason not to understand? So he suggested to Qin Qiong: "Husband, how about drinking less?" ”
"Hey~ It's been so many years, this year is the most lively, it doesn't hurt to drink more." Qin Qiong is on the rise, he is jealous of Jin Yu's luck, how can he be willing to stop there?
"Dad, such a good full moon, it's a pity not to write poems to help the fun, what if someone gives poems instead of wine?" Qin Huaiyu dared to suggest, he still wanted to listen to his brother-in-law's masterpiece again, but he didn't hear enough when he greeted his relatives.
"It's okay" Qin Qiong glanced at Jin Yu's slightly drunk appearance and agreed to her son's proposal.
A family of five people has five thoughts, not to mention that people's hearts are the most complicated, fortunately these people are not malicious, otherwise wouldn't it be too tiring to live in the Tang Dynasty?
After the rules were reformulated, Jin Yu's luck improved, most of them were drunk by Qin Qiong, and he took a closer look at Nale Ren, his eyes were aimed at the wine table, and he was very accurate, it seemed that he also saw the meaning of the master's family.
Cheating also has to have a level, right? It's too fake, no one will believe it, so if you don't die, it's Jin Yu's turn again. Jin Yu hiccuped, his eyes were drunk, and his heart was still composing poetry, and he was also familiar with 300 crooked poems.
"xiǎo son-in-law composes poems, don't drink anymore." Jin Yu arched his hand, shook his head, sobered himself up, pointed to the moon cakes on the table with his finger, and said, "The bright moonlight in front of the table, there are cakes that are not packaged." Raise your head to look at the bright moon, look down and smell the fragrance of cakes"
Qin Huaiyu listened, and squirted out the wine in his mouth with a "poof", and this baby drank secretly
"Poor baby, have you drunk too much? Eat a piece of bread and press it, and see what makes the child hungry. Qin Jia's face was motherly, and he picked up a piece of moon cake and stuffed it into Jin Yu's hand.
Yang Ying looked at the appearance of Qin Jia's mother and son, and she couldn't smile bitterly, Xiǎo's face was flushed, what about her husband's "great talent"? How did you come up with such poems? It's better to drink alcohol, it's a shame
"A good poem, an old man and a martial artist can understand it is a good poem, and it is worth floating a lot" Qin Qiong raised his hand and printed a cup, and pointed to the moon cake and said to Jin Yu: "If you want to eat it, you can take it yourself, you don't have to play this crooked intestines",
Jin Yu's embarrassment, it seems that this "elegant" poem is not something that anyone can appreciate.
"Come again" Qin Qiong was full of pride, the drum beat sounded, and it was another round.
Whoever went around to Qin Qiong's father and son, both of them drank it all, and they were very bold, but Qin Huaiyu's alcohol consumption was not good, and his kung fu was almost the same as Jin Yu after a while.
It is rare that Qin Jiashi also made a poem: "Welcome the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion, and the joy and laughter will spread for thousands of miles." Guizhi Mingyue blesses him, and the sound is good huā into a good fate. (What, borrow, borrow.) At the end of speaking, he looked at Yang Ying and Jin Yu with a smile, his eyes were very ambiguous.
"Godmother makes fun of NV~~" Yang Ying didn't follow, shaking Qin Jia's sleeves, and Qin Qiong, who was watching, laughed heartily.
In the next five rounds, Yang Ying and Jin Yu were lucky, they didn't get them, Jin Yu just silently recited in his heart "Ah Mi Tofu, Ah Mén, Hurry Like a Law" and so on to ask for blessings, but this spell did not manifest, it was his turn''''''
"It's still poetry" Jin Yu said in his heart, it seems that he can't rely on the sky, so he still relies on his own crooked poems, "The fine grass breeze shore, there are many gifts this year." What can be widened? Mooncakes are the most out of the sè"
"Brother-in-law, but you feel sorry for money? This mooncake is very sweet, and there is a lot of sugar, right? Qin Huaiyu has reached the second-class state of drinking - looking at huā in the fog and looking at the moon in the water, there is still a line away from the ultimate state of "raising a glass to invite the bright moon and becoming a trio of wine".
"It's so distressing, wouldn't it be a pity if you didn't eat it? Do you have one too? "Jin Yu is a little hungry, he just drank wine tonight, and he didn't eat at all, is the Mid-Autumn Festival such a tradition?
"How can Huaiyu speak? But nonsense that your brother-in-law gave you moon cakes, and then" Qin Jiashi saw that his son was a little taller, and replied. She is now thinking about Qin Huaiyu's marriage, but Qin Qiong always said that if you wait, this is not xiǎo, why wait?
"I'm happy today, I won't punish you first, and tomorrow I will copy your brother-in-law's arithmetic questions fifty times" Qin Qiong glared at Qin Huaiyu, this punishment is very innovative Fifty times, I will do something else in the afternoon.
"Father-in-law, joking, don't you have to?" Jin Yu is a little sympathetic to Qin Huaiyu, this baby finally let himself be joking, this life is just a little funny, how can he let Qin Qiong be the head?
"Drink a cup for Huaiyu, forget it fifty times" Qin Qiong was very happy, which showed that the nv son-in-law and son got along well, and his hard work was not in vain. An NV son-in-law is half a child, it is inevitable to accompany those old friends to drink in the future, and it is not good to have a good amount of alcohol, Qin Qiong is now deliberately exercising Jin Yu's alcohol consumption, and it will not be good to be embarrassed when the time comes.
"Done." Jin Yu glared at Qin Huaiyu, this matter is stopped, it's not good to have too many hearts, do you want to give Qin Huaiyu more homework tomorrow?
"It's the last round, finish drinking and eating" Qin Qiong saw that everyone had almost drunk, and finally gave the order to eat, the dawn before dawn, great
This round was very coincidental, the bamboo board stopped in front of Yang Ying'''''' looking at Yang Ying's face scarlet, looking at his expectant gaze, Jin Yu Xiǎo Universe boiled, and it was his duty to shirk it
"How about xiǎo son-in-law drinking?" This matter also needs to be asked to the athlete and referee - Comrade Qin Qiong.
Qin Qiong is not crooked, she is very refreshing, "A glass of wine, add a crooked poem"
"Cheng" It seems that Qin Qiong has also heard Jin Yu's level, and he gives Jin Yu a lot of face, "When is Mingyue?" Raise the cake and ask the sky. I don't know how much the heavenly bread can be sold for? Eating"
There is no doubt that Jin Yu and his family are going to rest at Qin Qiong's house tonight, and it is still the Xiǎo courtyard where Yang Ying used to live, and it is cleaned by someone every day, and it is very clean.
"What did the lady say to the godmother just now?" Jin Yu was very gossipy, because Jin Yu saw that after Yang Ying finished talking to Qin Jia, Qin Jiashi blushed, stretched out his hand and slapped Yang Ying lightly, very much like his husband and wife.
"The concubine asked the godmother to try the cheongsam tonight, hehe." Yang Ying's face was flushed, very human, although she was already a little drunk, but Yang Ying put the máo towel in the basin and twisted it, "Husband wipe his face." ”
"You're bad" Jin Yu couldn't cry or laugh after hearing this, since this daughter-in-law is really bold after drinking, she dares to say anything, even her godmother dares to tease.
"It's not taught by my husband yet." Yang Ying glanced at Jin Yu, the style is infinite, and the feeling of xiǎofu people. No wonder they get married so early these days, do people develop and mature early?
"There are a lot of ladies who teach their husbands, why don't they all tell their godmothers?" Jin Yu smiled evilly, and his fingers held up Yang Ying's chin, looking like an evil young man molesting a good family's funv.
"Husband, you are bad" Yang Ying was short of words, and chose to use her hands to express her meaning, lying in Jin Yu's arms and fluttering.
"Haha~~" Jin Yu took advantage of the fire to rob, and the two had a lot of trouble.
"I hope that people will last a long time, thousands of miles together. Give these two lines of poetry to the lady for the husband. After making a fuss, Jin Yu straightened Yang Ying's xiǎo face, with deep affection. To say that the combination of Jin Yu and Yang Ying really breaks through the limitations of time and space, it is very appropriate to describe it with this poem.
"Hmm." After hearing this, Yang Ying strangled Jin Yu's back with both hands, as if she would run away as soon as she let go, and it took a long time to let go, "Husband, the concubine's body is a little hot''''''"
"It's hot, you're wearing too much, aren't you? Come, help you take off your '''''' for your husband."