Chapter 34 Mountains and rivers meet
It's not that difficult to change an urban dog's bloody love story. The first thing Wang Chuan had to do was to switch the background settings. This is not a difficult thing for Wang Zhukuai, who has changed several stories. The story background, characters, language and behavioral habits can be changed according to the template.
For example, Bai Xue's must-test lines should become like this in Wang Chuan's dictation:
"The world has changed, why is it here? In this life, I finally have the person I want, and I finally have a close friend. The two most joyful things in life should have made people happy and unbounded, leading to singing and floating, but why is it so far? ”
But that shouldn't work. Mrs. Fu is not the audience for romance stories, and she is afraid that she will not listen to such stories if she can't listen to two paragraphs. So this story has to be covered with a layer of skin-
"The world has changed, why is it here!"
Xuecai looked up to the sky and roared, angrily clapped her palm, and slapped the big lake in front of her with regret. This trick Kang Long has regret is the first type of "Eighteen Sacred Palms of the Dragon", in the past, the Monkey King entered the Dragon Palace to borrow weapons, and it was this palm that was used. The Dragon King of the East China Sea was struck by a palm, like a lightning strike, so he honestly gave in and offered his weapons.
The Dragon King of the East China Sea can't stand it, how can he withstand the water of the lake in front of him?
But seeing the mana in the palm of Xuecai's palm entering the lake, the lake was like falling into a boulder, and it exploded, and the lake splashed more than ten zhang high.
Yukina looked up to the sky and roared: "In this life, I finally have the person I want, and I finally have a good friend." The two most joyful things in life should have made people happy and unbounded, leading to singing and floating, but why is it so far? ”
Fantasy stories are inevitably exaggerated. But after all, Mrs. Fu has already tasted the sweetness of the high martial arts of "Journey to the West" and "Eternal Life", and if she asks her to listen to realistic martial arts stories, I am afraid that she will feel tasteless in food.
But even so, Mrs. Fu doesn't like this love story in fantasy skin too much. After all, the old man is crazy and doesn't like to use his brain. Relatively speaking, the story of just trying to figure out a cool without using her brain is more in line with her taste.
In order to attract Mrs. Rotten to continue listening and not to make trouble outside, Wang Chuan had to add a large number of action scenes to this magic album, making every Baixue scene a vast battlefield. And with Mrs. Fu's complaints, Wang Chuan had to raise the force value of the characters layer by layer. Love warriors often split mountains and seas and break through the stars in order to engage in objects.
Halfway through the story, Wang Chuan himself had to sigh that falling in love is really inspiring.
"The doors were shut, and the carriage was dismantled and killed. Don't even think about leaving. ”
Zuo Youxian's voice came from outside, interrupting Wang Chuan's story. With the people shouting and running, the iron hit Ding Ling's hammer and became a piece.
Wang Chuan looked out through the crack in the door of the small courtyard of Xiangtang, and the battlefield in Zuojiazhuang had been transferred. Puxiang Zhenren ran in front with his pants, and Zuo You chased after him with a big knife first.
The master of Zuojiazhuang, the servants took their own shots, and fought with the Taoist priests who followed Puxiang Zhenren, and they all fought for their lives, so they were not fierce. The wounded on the ground, the corpses were in twos and threes, and the blood and water were connected into a net.
A servant responded to Zuo Youxian's order and ran to destroy the car and close the door to kill the horse, Puxiang Zhenren ran very quickly, but because the pants were not worn properly, he was intercepted and pursued, and it was difficult to run away for a while. Zuojiazhuang's servant rushed to the front and closed the door, but he was in a hurry and had nothing to do.
"Boy, go on. The little fight outside, how can there be a wonderful fight between the winter horse and the snow cabbage? ”
Mrs. Fu couldn't wait to call Wang Chuan, and asked, "Who is better than Dongma and Yukina?" Are they as powerful as Monkey King? Is there a Fang Han who is powerful? ”
"Each has its own merits."
Wang Chuan said.
He sat on the futon in the Huixiangtang as he said, and told Mrs. Fu about the winter snow and the shocking battle.
This battle shocked the world and cried ghosts and gods, and Dongma Yukina combined with a peerless school, which called the reversal of the universe in which the world changed color. Compared with the battle of winter and snow, the small scene outside is heaven and earth.
Wang Chuan ran the train with his mouth full, but he was worried in his heart. I don't know when the dragon catcher and his men will return. Now Zuojiazhuang is also in a mess, and I don't want to stay here anymore.
And if he stays any longer, I'm afraid that Zuo Zhuang will rely on him and let him take care of Mrs. Fu. But after he finished talking about "White Universe Album", what else could he talk about? The Dark Holy Scripture? Or "Jinwu Academy Builds a Divine Ship"?
Outside the small courtyard, Puxiang Zhenren was blocked from the way, and it was difficult to escape. He has "done too much", and his legs are still a little weak, how can he beat an angry snow warrior now?
and Zuo You first fought and ran, and the dust in Puxiang Zhenren's hands was cut off the top. Now all he holds in his hand is a bare stick.
Zuo You caught up first, and Puxiang real people gathered sticks to greet him. But how can a stick just beat an iron knife? After a few moves, Puxiang real people can only dodge left and right. In order to facilitate the move, he simply took off his pants and threw them away. The thief Taoist was embarrassed for a while, how could he still look like a master of the Tao?
Zuo Youxian was so angry that the whites of his eyes were full of blood, and he saw that Puxiang Zhenren's pants were taken off, as if he had seen a big flaw, and he went towards Puxiang Zhenren with a knife, the knife was fatal, and he went straight to the key point of Puxiang Zhenren to greet him. The Taoist priest pouted his ass and twisted left and right, as if dancing the Northeast Yangge.
"Master Zuo, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot!"
Puxiang Zhenren persuaded.
Zuo You roared angrily: "You fake Taoist! ”
Puxiang is truly humane: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! ”
"Bang!"
The sound of the iron breaking, and the "click". Zuo Youxian lost his mind in anger, and swung his knife forward without sparing any strength. Puxiang Zhenren twisted his ass to dodge, and the knife couldn't be contained, and slashed straight at the iron door. The lock snapped and the door creaked open.
Puxiang Zhenren's head shrank, and his heart palpitated. It's a shame that he can hide neatly, otherwise if this knife is cut on his body, how can he have a good one?
"The fake Taoist priest also sings. Death! ”
Zuo You roared first and then swung his knife.
Puxiang Zhenren is not afraid. The Taoist priest jumped out of the door in one step, and the knife suddenly fell into the air again.
The cold wind was gusting outside Zuojiazhuang, and the snow powder in the distance had already been frozen hard. Blowing with the wind, crackling and knocking on the buttocks of Puxiang real people, it made Puxiang real people want to die.
But he finally got out of Zuojiazhuang, so far the sky is high and the birds fly, the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and Zuo Youxian can't stop him from escaping.
"Immeasurable Tianzun, there was a misunderstanding here, the owner of Zuo Zhuang was angry, lost his mind, and it was difficult to explain for a while. Master Zuo, let's say goodbye today, you calm down first. Mountains and rivers meet, and he will explain it to you later. ”
Puxiang Zhenren said as he turned around and ran. Between life and death, this Taoist priest burst out with infinite potential, and he suddenly burst out like a monkey for a long time. The owner of the left village is carrying a knife, where can he catch up?
But before Puxiang Zhenren could run a few steps, a sharp knife suddenly flew from the opposite side. Puxiang Zhenren hurriedly braked and jumped backwards to avoid being thrown by sharp knives.
The knife fell to the ground and plunged into the hard, cold stone until it reached the hilt.
Puxiang Zhenren looked away from the knife, raised his head and looked, not far away, a man with an old face and a murderous face stood with a knife, and said in a deep voice: "Zuojiazhuang, don't even think about running." ”