Chapter 286

Under the orange light, their figures are even more vicissitudes, and their voices howl roughly, and it is also a pleasure for Liang Ye to listen carefully to their bragging and chatting.

The boss bent his thin figure to and fro in front of their eyes, his nose red from the cold winter night, and he rubbed his hands and stomped his feet from time to time.

After a while, the boss brought two bowls of steaming fried dried rice, with an egg added to it, Liang Ye was a little tired and had no appetite these days, so he poured the dried rice directly into Qi Xiaxia's bowl.

Qi Xiaxia naturally accepted it, and Liang Ye watched her eat like a pig, if there is a foodie competition in the world, it is estimated that she can take the first or second.

At this time, in a certain corner of the snack street, a jeep was parked, and a man who looked rough was sitting in the driver's seat, with a dragon tattooed on his left arm, with a hideous face, and Guan Yunchang carrying a treasure knife tattooed on his right arm, also with a hideous face, and the yellow hair on the man's head was the same hideous, at this time he stared at Liang Ye and smiled hideously.

A slightly hideous little brother in the co-pilot said, "Brother Yang Xiao, the kid we want to get is still eating a stall there with his girlfriend?"

"Little four, if you look closely, I'm not blind. ”

"Big brother, what do you say to get it?"

"Opportunistic?"

"Big brother, do you want to drive the car over and hit it directly. ”

Yang Xiao knocked on his head and scolded: "Stupid! Dare to make people so blatant, keep an eye on me and don't let him run away." ”

"It's big brother!"

"Tsk ......!" Yang Xiao sighed, "But that little girl has a good figure!"

"Big brother, we'll both do it later!"

"Don't! The girl who got the boy stays with me and drags it back!"

After speaking, Yang Xiao lifted his chin, and a slanted smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"I don't like it!" the man sitting in the passenger seat looked not far away, "although the woman has a good figure, he doesn't like it." ”

"Little Four, when will your habit of doing Ji be changed, don't sleep in the same bed with me tonight, I want to protect my Qiu Ju, understand?"

"Big brother...... I, I'm a hobby, you can satisfy me!"

"Phew, you bent one, you'd better shut up and don't say anything! ”

Xiao Si frowned and stared at Liang Ye.

Liang Ye didn't know that danger was coming, someone wanted to get him at this time, he thought that Xiao Han was scaring and threatening him, so he didn't care much about it.

At this point, he looked up and was so bored that he began to count the stars, observe the stars until they were published, and link nearby stars into a graphic.

Qi Xiaxia raised his forehead and said, "Look at the moving star and run away." ”

At this time, a meteor dragged a long light tail, cutting through the black and blue night sky, if it was before, he would have made a wish with his first action, and he often promised that he would pick up money when he went to the toilet tomorrow, but it never came true.

Every time a meteor crosses by, I make such a wish, and for so many years I went to the toilet not only did I not see money, but I also stepped on.

Since then, I don't believe in any meteor wishes or anything like that, this kind of behavior really feels naΓ―ve, and it's worth looking at, of course, this is just in Liang Ye's eyes, as for you who may be able to achieve it, you can try.

Those who believe can say that Liang Ye is more unlucky than Xianglin's sister-in-law, and he has not fulfilled the wish he made, which is completely fine.

Liang Ye sighed and said: "That's not called a moving star running, remember that it's called a meteor, you can also say that the star is." ”

Qi Xiaxia glanced at him curiously, there was no such thing in his world, there was no blank space, no white clouds, no stars, he silently wrote down this is called star.

Liang Ye then looked at the empty bowl and said, "Have you eaten well?"

She nodded, and since she had eaten well, she took her to see if she had contact lenses.

In the jeep, the fourth child saw Liang Ye paying, and hurriedly poked Yang Xiao, who was dozing off in the driver's seat, and said, "Big brother, they have eaten well." ”

Yang Xiao slowly opened his eyes and said, "It's finally here, and the labor and management are sleepy." ”

"How do you get it, big brother?"

"Naturally, it's just to keep up, find a remote place where the camera can't see it, and remember not to kill people and make them crippled. ”

"Yes...... Can I kick him JJ and cripple him?"

"Yes.........!"

Liang Ye and Qi Xiaxia walked on the street, and Liang Ye has been paying attention to places such as selling contact lenses, and there are no places related to eyes that sell eyes and eye drops.

But Qi Xiaxia always wore sunglasses and couldn't stand it, and a jeep behind them slowly approached them, and Liang Ye, who was driving back and forth, felt normal and didn't care so much.

"Go back!" Qi Xiaxia said.

"I'd like to buy you a pair of black contact lenses so you don't have to wear sunglasses all day and see better. ”

"I don't wear black glasses during the day!"

"Yes, you can go without sunglasses during the day, but after a long time you can't hide. Liang Ye explained impatiently, "And you should say that, I don't need to wear sunglasses during the day!

"I don't have to wear sunglasses during the day!" she copied and pasted.

It feels like teaching Qi Xia Xia to speak is like teaching a child to speak.

"Just remember, and don't talk casually in the future. ”

"Uh-huh............!"

The cold wind blows dry and cold, and it is not easy to buy a contact lens at night, so let's talk about it during the day, and it is the king to go back and rest quickly.

There is a small fork in the road back to the residence, the road is not wide and can only accommodate one car, and it is a relatively gentle uphill road, the withered street lamps give a faint light, and the road surface is a little dark.

At this time, a car light shot from behind the two of them, and Liang Ye looked back at a dazzling car, speeding towards it without the slightest intention of braking.

The headlights were very dazzling, and Liang Ye couldn't see clearly what the people in the car looked like and what kind of car the car was, but he only felt that a ball of light flew towards him with temperature.

Liang Ye's first reaction was to push Qi Xiaxia aside and shouted loudly: "Run!"

The voice fell, and it was dark in front of him, and a muffled sound of "bang!" echoed in his mind, and the vehicle shook him out of the air, flying high and falling to the ground three meters away.

He lost his pain on the ground, a stream of heat ran down his head, his eyes blurred, the car stopped in front, and the headlights slowly shrank into a yellow dot in his eyes.

I only felt a black figure slowly staggering towards me.

Qi Xiaxia approached and squatted down, stroking his entire body with magic, he had the magic power to make the wound heal completely, there was no medicine or anything like that in their world, as long as he was injured, he would use magic to heal his wound.

Natural selection of the fittest to survive, in this world to make wounds heal with medicine, in their world there is no medicine naturally there is something that can also make wounds heal, no matter which world is like this, we must abide by such a law of survival.

But this wound needs to be fresh at all, and once the wound has passed for three hours, their magic will lose its effectiveness and will not work.

Liang Ye lay in the orange light, his flesh and blood were blurred, his chest rose and fell, and white mist sprayed from the corners of his mouth.

Yang Xiao in the car bit his lower lip and looked at Liang Ye lying on the ground, smiling slightly at the corner of his mouth.

The junior in the passenger seat asked, "Big brother, will he die!"

"I'm not going to die! ”

"That'...... Let's run!"

"Run a fart! Look at it, what's the hurry?"

"Look at ......!" Xiao Si's voice trembled slightly and pointed into the distance, "Ghost.........!

Yang Xiao fixed his eyes and saw Liang Ye, who was three meters away, standing up bloodied, smiling at them with a hideous face under the orange street lamp.

"Ghost .........!" his voice was a little choked, and he was so frightened that he even sobbed, his legs were a little weak, and a warm current flowed out between his legs, and suddenly a large piece of wet space on the seat.

Xiao Si said: "Run...... big brother, you pee." ”

"Ghost .........!" Yang Xiao cried bitterly.

Xiao Si didn't expect Yang Xiao to be so timid, it turns out that we are a little afraid of ghosts in the depths of our souls.

Yang Xiao, who didn't have time to think about it, suddenly started the car, quickly hit the steering wheel, was so frightened that he lost consciousness, the car quickly turned around, and just went out not far away, "Bah.........!"

The wire touched the gas car, and countless small sparks were sparked.

The car began to leak oil, and a puddle of water formed next to the tires, which slowly spread out.

Liang Ye knew that Qi Xiaxia must have used magic to save herself, she had the magic power to make the injured heal, and she was cut when she cut the cucumber before, and she knew it.

This time, Lao Tzu didn't die, but he lost so much blood, so much blood Lao Tzu sold it to earn thousands of yuan, and then took a few thousand yuan to buy a few sets of clothes for the old people in the nursing home, and then the old director made a pennant in order to praise himself, and took it to his home to hang it, and everyone had to praise him.

It's all a blood loss, it's really a blood loss!

Tick!

The gas oil dripping is becoming more and more obvious, like rain dripping from the eaves, and this scene is followed by a car explosion in the movie.

Liang Ye was hesitating whether to save them, although the blood loss was humane, how could he not save him, and finally walked towards the car, picked up the stones on the side of the road and prepared to smash the door open.

There was still a meter away, and the gasoline spread out, touching the power line on the side, and countless dodge sparks erupted from the ground.

Liang Ye didn't have time to thank him for turning around and running away, jumping out like a frog and pressing Qi Xiaxia down: "Get down .........!"

After lying on his stomach for about a minute, there was no sound of explosion behind him, Liang Ye looked back and saw that a small fire was burning behind him, and the fire spread.

He immediately stood up and said, "Run!"

Then Qi Xiaxia ran at the same time, ran along the road towards the residence, and just ran to the door of the residence.

"Boom......... Bang!"

The car really exploded, and the flames were soaring, it was really a big mushroom cloud, a mushroom cloud that has not been encountered in a hundred years!

Some of the people who lived here opened the doors one after another, pushed the windows and poked their heads out, and some of them stood outside from the upper floor to the top of the joint, thinking that some small country had itchy skin, and threw a bomb at random, but they were busy with all kinds of speculation, and no one called the police and no one went down to see.

Liang Ye pulled Qi Xiaxia to open the door and go in quickly, turned on the light, didn't have time to think about it, rushed directly to the bathroom to prepare to wash the bloodstains, the warm water flowed down his body, and wiped a little soap to wipe the blood stains away.

The fog hit the mirror on the wall white, Liang Ye wiped the mirror with a towel, his face was clearly visible, checked his body to see if there were any wounds, and carefully twisted around the mirror, there were indeed no wounds, and he was relieved.

He didn't expect Xiao Han to really send someone to get him, it's terrible, fortunately Qi Xiaxia is here, otherwise he really whines and mourns!

For this matter, you can't call the police, you can't let the police know, in case you find out that Qi Xiaxia is an outlier and is arrested for research, that group of researchers are crazy and can do everything, think about the guinea pig in the experimental class, the eunuch is not counted as a regenerate, more cruel dissection.

Thinking of this, Liang Ye's scalp was numb, so he hurriedly changed into clean clothes, burned the clothes with blood stains before, burned them to ashes, and put them in the toilet, so that the water could be flushed to the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic!

Then mop the bathroom clean, and the blood stains left are not too obvious, so that Liang Ye feels like he is breaking the law.

After everything was done, Liang Ye sat on the head of the bed and said to Qi Xiaxia on the side: "Don't talk about tonight's affairs, no matter who comes to ask, don't say you know?"

Saying that, Liang Ye took off her sunglasses and looked at her seriously, she blinked her eyes and said, "Why?"

"Because, if you say it, we'll disappear"

She nodded solemnly and looked at Liang Ye with a wink.

Liang Ye was a little worried, so she said: "Tonight, you will sleep at the foot of the bed, and I will sleep at the head of the bed." ”

After saying that, he fell down the bed, and somehow slept through the night, and woke up at dawn the next day, surrounded by many police cars, and the two bodies in the car were charred, and were carried away by the police on a stretcher covered with a layer of white cloth.

When Yang Shan drove by, she was stopped by a policeman and knocked on their window, and Liang Ye rolled down the window and poked his head out.

A policeman asked Liang Ye as he took a note: "Hello, excuse me, are you residents of the neighborhood, do you know what happened last night?"

"I know!" Liang Yegong smiled easily, "There was a car, we were sleeping at the time, and we ran out to see when we heard the explosion, tsk! Now, the drunk driver is doing his own thing, isn't it a police uncle!"

The policeman smiled and said, "Do you know these two people? or the car?"

"I don't know, we are filming nearby, we just rented here, and we are still very new to this place. ”

When the police heard the filming, they immediately refreshed themselves, and when they looked closely, it turned out that Liang Ye had seen it on the headlines the day before yesterday, so they smiled and said: "It turned out to be Liang Ye! You kid, okay, I'm a fan of your sister! Can you ask your sister to give an autograph or something." ”

"My sister is in the car!"

He smiled and said, "Really?"

Liang Ye turned around and raised an eyebrow at Liang Lan who was sitting behind, Liang Lan ignored her, rolled down the window and poked his head out, the policeman politely shook hands with Liang Lan, and then asked for an autograph!

As if they had forgotten to do their business, the police let Liang Ye and others go over.

Liang Ye took a closer look at the car, which was burned to the point that only the frame remained, and there was nothing in it, which was miserable, although he didn't see their corpses, he could imagine that they were either burned to ashes or burned to charcoal, like dried corpses.

Zhang Bingzhong suddenly said: "Ji Gongsan's fear, drunk driving!"

"Hehe!" Yang Shan smiled, "Does Brother Zhang have a car?"

"There is a small broken car Volkswagen, not the kind that is expensive, I never dare to drink and drive!"

"It's good not to drink and drive!"

Then he sang: "Don't drink while driving, ahhh.....................h Eva......... Yikes......!"

The voice was rough and loud, sounding powerful, and several people in the car smiled.

It's very suitable for him not to rap rock or roll like that, Liang Ye suddenly had an idea, the movie can be a promotional song, a movie theme song, an ending song or something, wouldn't it be good to let Brother Zhang Bingzhong sing it.

Yang Shan drove the car and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang sings well, don't you say?"

"Yes!" Liang Ye continued, "I want us to make a movie promo, how about you sing it then?"

"That's a good idea, alas!"

Liang Lan thought for a while and said, "We originally planned to sing the singer, since you have such an idea, I also saved a sum of money, but do you want to hear it?"

Think about it, too, the star of the fire sings so much that someone refers to the deer as a horse for him, and the name is the flower red deer, and it is not enough to say that it is a horse, but also a thousand miles of horses, these people are very pitiful and blind.

A casual little singer sings a golden song, but no one recognizes it, so there are few people who come to listen to it themselves.

The crowd was silent for a moment, and Yang Shan suddenly said: "That money is still spent on singers, so it's better for us to spend a little money to push it all over the network." ”

Liang Lan frowned and said, "This ...... Yes!"

Liang Ye continued: "I think it's okay, I also come by myself in terms of lyrics, anyway, I've written all the scripts, are you afraid that I won't be able to write the lyrics? ”

"Cut ......!" Liang Lan was a little disdainful, "I don't want to say anything about your script, if Director Yang hadn't changed how to shoot it, the most basic lens relationship would not be right." ”

"Sister, it's the first time! It's understandable, I'm not a professional, you have to know that God created human beings for the first time and was not very complete, combining men and women to form a person, so when we are together, we often say that we are alone again. ”

As soon as the words fell, Qi Xiaxia, who was sitting at the back, suddenly said: "Philosophy!"

The group laughed, only Liang Ye looked confused, and he forced his mantra so quickly, he didn't know whether he wanted to cry or cry or laugh.

After a while, I arrived at the film and television city, but fortunately I came early today, and the paparazzi had not yet arrived, so I escaped for the time being.

Today's scene is Liang Ye's turn to play against Zhang Bingzhong, Donna and others, and the three of them go to the dressing room to put on makeup.

Liang Ye was transformed into Tang Xuanzang, and looked at himself who was a little handsome wearing a bald hood.

Zhang Bingzhong deliberately made him ugly, turned his teeth more yellow, his lips thicker, and sighed that the masquerade was skilled, Donna was very beautiful, bright eyes, cherry mouth, sharp off-duty, straight nose, plus beautiful costumes, it is estimated that the broadcast of this movie can fascinate some, and Xiao Han is compared.

Today's filming went to the big lake in the city to shoot, because the movie scene needs a sea, and soon came to the big lake, this lake is only about ten meters long and five meters wide, the lake is blue, and a gust of wind blows through the sparkling waves under the morning sun.

There are piles of sand piled up on the edge of the lake, and there are some seashells and starfish on them, which is obviously a scene dedicated to photographing the sea.

Yang Shan said to Liang Ye: "Xiaoye, do you know how to swim?"

When it comes to swimming, Liang Ye can't, when I was a child, I didn't swim once and my feet cramped once, and there were a few times when I almost died in this pool, and then I felt that the dog's life was critical and I didn't dare to swim.

Liang Ye shook his head and said, "No!"

"This is a bit dangerous!" Yang Shan looked at Liang Ye very seriously, and could see that she was a little anxious for Liang Ye.

In fact, the danger is not very dangerous, but it is just to let Liang Ye fall on the surface of the lake for a while, and he has to tie a rope to his body, as long as he pulls it quickly, he will not be submerged in the water.

Like Liang Ye, who is not a big star, can't find a stand-in, so he can only insist on shooting by himself.

"Director Yang, as long as you pull faster, it's okay, so many people won't have an accident. ”

Yang Shan said into the microphone: "Okay, then start ......!"

"Click.........!"

Liang Ye closed his eyes slightly, folded his hands, walked step by step into the lake, and walked deeper and deeper into the lake, and he sighed softly: "Ah, the sea, you are my mother, please let me hug you again!

After speaking, "plop!", Liang Ye threw himself into the lake, the lake soaked his big clothes, his whole head was inserted into the lake and it was not easy to breathe, the water began to enter the nose little by little, a little sore, don't you pull yourself now?

"Pull ......!" Yang Shan said.

Then, Liang Ye was pulled up from the water, made a splash, and with a special stunt, it could turn into a stormy wave, and then he was thrown onto the sand on the shore.

Luckily, the sand pile doesn't hurt much.

"Stuck .........!" Yang Shan said.

The lake water in winter is really cold and biting, Zhang Bingzhong hurriedly handed the prepared bath towel to Liang Ye, Liang Ye took it and wiped his body, wrapped the bath towel and poured a cup of boiling water, and shivered a little coldly.

Next, it's time for Zhang Bingzhong to play against Donna and Liang Ye.

Yang Shan carried the script and said: "Now Tang Xuanzang was carried out of the water to the shore by the sand monk and the little white dragon, and when the sand monk and the little white dragon became humans, Tang Xuanzang was afraid, so if Tang Xuanzang wants to run, you have to run after him!"

Saying that, Yang Shan pointed over and pointed, where to run from.

The three of them nodded, and after a while, Liang Ye drank the water and said, "It's time to start filming." ”

"Okay, let's get started!"

Liang Ye walked over and sat on the sand, sitting there with his hands folded and a little frightened, Zhang Bingzhong and Donna walked over (a very ugly shark in the movie scene was conjured)

Zhang Bingzhong pointed at Liang Ye and shouted: "Ji Gongsan's bald head, why did you commit suicide?"

Liang Ye sang in a nervous voice: "Monster, blame ...............! Listen to your mother...... Don't eat me! Don't eat me! I haven't taken a shower in a long time! Youkai, youkai, you have to be obedient......... Leave......... Help! Help......... Youkai, .........!"

After singing, Liang Ye hurriedly pulled out his legs and ran, running around, no matter how he ran, Zhang Bingzhong and Donna always stood in front of him, and they couldn't run for a while.

Liang Ye gasped and said: "You guys eat me, it's better to be eaten than to be exhausted, I haven't taken a bath for several days!"

"Chicken boys, we're not monsters!"

Liang Ye asked suspiciously: "What are the two sacred?"

"I am the little white dragon of the old dragon king of the East China Sea Dragon Palace," Donna borrowed the upper word.

"I'm Lao Sha!" Zhang Bingzhong continued.

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