Chapter 547: People Are Hard to Tear Down (Ask for Subscription!) )
However, this time, Master Zhang obviously miscalculated.
After hearing his words, Mrs. Zhang's eyebrows furrowed, and she said coldly, "The fish in the lake? You're fishing in the back garden again? β
Master Zhang is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is afraid that Mrs. Zhang will be angry.
Although I don't know why Mrs. Zhang's face changed, Master Zhang knew that there was nothing good, so he was a little frightened and said: "I just think there are so many fish in that lake, it's okay to catch one or two, right?" Besides, don't you eat delicious too? β
But Mrs. Zhang didn't admit his feelings at all, and said sharply: "Don't you know that the banquet the day after tomorrow will be held in the back garden?" Don't you know that after a busy day's work today, it took a hard time to clean out the back garden? β
Master Zhang was not convinced, especially when he was criticized by Mrs. Zhang in front of Zhang Twelve, he felt a little embarrassed, and couldn't help muttering: "Didn't you mess up the back garden either?" Even if it's messed up, just find someone to clean it up tomorrow, so why be angry? β
This can be regarded as completely angering Mrs. Zhang, and directly buttoned the chopsticks on the table, even Zhang Twelve was taken aback, although he didn't understand Mrs. Zhang's style of acting, but he also knew that Master Zhang was going to be unlucky now!
Sure enough, Mrs. Zhang's eyes were a little cold and glared at Master Zhang, and she said in an unkind tone: "What you said is light, why don't you go to clean?" What are you doing when everyone is busy? What else do you do besides eating, drinking, and having fun? I'm tired enough to be busy alone, don't you say that you can solve problems for me and add less chaos, right? β
Maybe it's because he has been accumulating a belly of anger for a long time, but this time Master Zhang happened to hit the muzzle of the gun again, and was crackled by Mrs. Zhang, sitting there with blank eyes, trembling all over, looking pitiful and loveless......
It is said that people are difficult to dismantle, but Zhang Twelve still can't help but have an urge to laugh, this old man originally planned to pretend to be a comparison, but he didn't want to compare, but he put himself in......
Especially for the sake of performance, this old man deliberately did not say that the fish was caught by himself, but made people mistakenly think that the fish was caught by him.
Zhang Twelve dared to guarantee that if he said that the fish was caught by him, Mrs. Zhang would definitely take care of his face and would not be as angry as she is now.
It's really embarrassing......
But Zhang Twelve still decided to help this poor old man, not because he felt guilty because he was carrying the bag for himself, but mainly because he felt that this guy was too pitiful!
So he came forward and said: "Godmother, you misunderstood your godfather, in fact, I caught that fish!" β
"You?"
Mrs. Zhang looked at Zhang Twelve with a little doubt, her expression was slightly soothed, but she immediately glared at Master Zhang again and said, "Then he must have gone fishing first, otherwise where do you have a fishing rod?" β
Then he smiled and said to Zhang Twelve: "It turned out to be a big fish, and it's still a big one!" I just said, he's caught so many fish, when did he catch it? β
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At this moment, Master Zhang seemed to have received another 10,000 critical blows, and his face was already swollen into the color of pork liver......
"Godmother, in fact, Godfather is also kind, he saw that you have worked too hard for the family in the past two days, so he thought about catching a fresh fat fish to make up for Godmother!"
As he spoke, he pointed to the steaming basin on the table, and then said: "When the fish is caught, the godfather runs to the kitchen to cook it himself, and he doesn't stop for a moment, which shows how much the godfather feels sorry for the godmother, and he has a deep affection for the godmother, but the godfather is embarrassed to say it!" β
When Mrs. Zhang heard this, her face flushed slightly.
Zhang Twelve's words were a little explicit, but Mrs. Zhang was still happy in her heart: This old thing, how can you not know how to say it when you care about people in bed at night? Like a dead man every day?
So the amorous white man glanced at Master Zhang, and didn't say anything more, and this matter can be regarded as a turning page here.
And Master Zhang on the side is still a little confused, but to be honest, hearing Zhang Twelve's shameless blindness, his old face is still quietly red......
When the fuck did I think about that? I just want to catch a fish and try it......
However, at this time, he definitely didn't dare to say so, otherwise Mrs. Zhang would really have gone berserk......
Raised his eyes and looked at Zhang Twelve, he was not stupid, he could naturally know that he was relieving himself, at this time, he gradually had a good impression of this somewhat annoying kid, seeing that he also winked at himself, Master Zhang felt that he could not be indifferent, and also blinked his old eyes......
All this fell into the eyes of Zhang Jinyu, the melon-eating crowd on the side, looking at Zhang Twelve's boastful talk there, and finally looking at her father, Zhang Jinyu couldn't help but sigh: This guy's mouth can really speak......
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After eating, the people took down the food and served each person a bowl of white fungus lotus seed soup.
Zhang Twelve finally realized the magnanimity of a wealthy family.
At this time, Mrs. Zhang mentioned the banquet the day after tomorrow to Zhang Twelve, saying that in addition to the princess, many officials and nobles in Yunxi City would also be present.
When the time comes, she is going to introduce Zhang Twelve to these people, and also let Zhang Twelve prepare a few poems in advance, so that he can show his hand in front of everyone when the time comes, so as to deepen everyone's impression of him!
Zhang Twelve nodded again and again in agreement, anyway, he has nothing to do in Yunxi City, and there seems to be nothing bad about being famous, the most important thing is that if he is famous, Mrs. Zhang's face will also shine, and others will take care of him so much, it is only natural for him to reciprocate.
However, he felt that he didn't need to prepare poems, with his reserve of Tang and Song poems, he could beat anyone here.
Seeing Zhang Twelve's promise, Mrs. Zhang was also very happy, as if she suddenly remembered something, and said: "Big, the people who come the day after tomorrow are either rich or expensive, and there is Her Royal Highness the Princess, your name, it is best to change it - have you really forgotten what your name is?" β
Zhang Twelve shook his head: "Godmother, the eldest has no impression of the original thing, let alone what his name is!" β
Mrs. Zhang pondered for a moment, and then asked tentatively: "Big man, since you have recognized me as your godmother now, why don't you give your godmother a name?" β
Zhang Twelve originally wanted to refuse, but suddenly thought of something, and said with a happy face: "Then it's troublesome!" β
Mrs. Zhang didn't expect Zhang Twelve to agree, she was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "You are my righteous son, naturally you want to have the surname Zhang, this name-is there anything you want to call the big one in particular?" β
Mrs. Zhang thought that she had already installed her surname on him, as for the name, it would be better to ask for my opinion first, if he didn't have anything to call, it would not be too late to take it herself!
Hearing this, the corners of Zhang Twelve's mouth rose slightly, he was waiting for this sentence!
It turned out that the reason why he agreed to Mrs. Zhang's proposal, in addition to making Mrs. Zhang happy, the most important thing was that he remembered that Mrs. Zhang was also surnamed Zhang!
Although the two zhang are different, the pronunciation is the same, Mrs. Zhang they thought it was Zhang, and he himself knew that it was Zhang, so that both families were happy, how good!
"The big one was picked up on April 12th, because I don't remember the original birthday, and Uncle Mu, who picked up me, took April 12th as my birthdayββ"
Mrs. Zhang didn't know why Zhang Twelve suddenly said this, and she was puzzled when she heard it.
"So, if it's not big, let's call it Zhang Twelve!"
Zhang Twelve finally brought out his name naturally, and he really wanted to praise his wit!
"Poof~"
Hearing this name, Zhang Jinyu couldn't help it, and laughed directly, and found that everyone was looking at her, her face was slightly red, and then she said with a straight look and a thoughtful look: "This name - well, not bad, not bad......"
Zhang Twelve looked at Zhang Jinyu's uncomfortable face that wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh and held back, and despised it very much: If you want to laugh, laugh, what should I do if I get sick?
And the old man next to him also looked at Zhang Twelve with strange eyes, thinking that this guy is really a wonderful, a name is worse than the other, and there is no one?
"Chapter 12?"
Chapter 12 asked with some uncertainty, she also felt that the name was not too good, although it was impressive, but it sounded too strange, right?
Zhang Twelve nodded and affirmed: "Yes, let's call Zhang Twelve!" What's the matter, godmother, isn't this name good? If the godmother thinks that the name given by the big one is not good, then the godmother will choose it for the big one! β
After speaking, he pretended to be a little lost.
Mrs. Zhang originally wanted to change his name, but seeing Zhang Twelve's "depressed" appearance, she finally decided not to change it for him, anyway, this surname follows her, then he will be considered a member of the Zhang family when he goes out in the future, as for what the name is, then let him go!
"Don't get me wrong, this name is pretty good! It's catchy, and it's easy to remember! From now on, it's called Chapter 12! β
"Thank you, godmother!"
Zhang Twelve hurriedly bowed to Mrs. Zhang with a smile and said, but there was a burst of beauty in his heart, thinking that he could finally use his name back in a bright light!
After deciding on the name, Mrs. Zhang asked Zhang Jinyu when the set of clothes that Zhang Jinyu had customized for Zhang Twelve would be ready, and Zhang Jinyu said that it would be fine at noon tomorrow.
Mrs. Zhang asked Zhang Twelve to put it on and show it to her, which shows how much she attaches importance to the banquet the day after tomorrow and how much she values Zhang Twelve.
In the end, Mrs. Zhang said: "Twelve, why don't you live in the house tomorrow, and you won't have to run back and forth the next day?" β
It's okay to promise to stay today, but it's absolutely impossible tomorrow, because he still has to go back and bring Mu Xiaoxiao over, so he said: "Godmother, Twelve just wants to ask you for something!" β
"Oh? Twelve, but it doesn't hurt to say! β
"Godmother, that's it. In the village where I live, there is an elder brother who has always taken care of me, and yesterday I went back to tell him about recognizing my godmother, and he especially wanted to come to Zhang's house to visit, even if it was just a glance. This brother turned out to be very good to Twelve, so Twelve agreed to come down......"
My brother doesn't exist, but my sister has one.
Zhang Twelve wants to bring, naturally Mu Xiaoxiao, who is going to dress as a man, tomorrow there are so many powerful people in the Zhang family, there must be a lot of guards, and there is no way to sneak in, so Zhang Twelve wants to inform Mrs. Zhang in advance.
Mrs. Zhang thought it was a big deal, it turned out that she wanted to bring a fellow villager into the house, she smiled, thinking that maybe Zhang Twelve also had the element of showing off, so satisfy him!
So he smiled and said, "Then what's so difficult? In this way, you come with him the day after tomorrow, don't talk nonsense when the time comes, and go shopping as much as you want in the house! β
These words made Zhang Twelve overjoyed, and he quickly got up and said, "Thank you, godmother!" β
At the same time, he said: "Godmother, in that case, I will go back tomorrow on the twelveth, and come with my brother the day after tomorrow." β
Mrs. Zhang nodded in agreement, and said to Zhang Jinyu: "Jinyu, you can ask Twelve how his brother's figure is later, pick out a piece of clothing and bring it back, and put it on when you come!" β
Looking at Zhang Twelve's current tattered clothes, his brother in the same village as him is not very well dressed, and the day after tomorrow, the family is full of gorgeously dressed dignitaries, and it really damages the image if they are too shabby.
Zhang Jinyu nodded, indicating that she understood.
When they had finished discussing things, they went back to their rooms and prepared to rest.
Zhang Jinyu led Zhang Twelve into a side room, which was newly furnished, although the area was not as large as Zhang Jinyu's room, but it was not small.
"This is the room that my mother prepared for you, this will be your room in the future, as long as you come to Zhang's house, you will be in your heart at night."
Zhang Twelve nodded, his impression of this house was not bad.
Zhang Jinyu took a thin quilt out of the cabinet next to her and put it on the bed, because the bed is not small, so she needs to kneel on it and stretch the quilt to open, not like a young lady, but like Zhang Twelve's wife making a bed for her husband......
Standing behind and watching Zhang Jinyu show a distant ass because she was lying on the bed and leaning forward, Zhang Twelve was a little dry and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
At this time, Zhang Jinyu had already made the bed and walked down from the bed, and the spring light just now had disappeared.
Zhang Jinyu pulled back her hair, and then asked, "How tall is your brother, fat or thin, can you describe it?" So that tomorrow I can easily pick out a ready-made dress for him. β
Zhang Twelve is Mrs. Zhang's righteous son, and she values him enough to tailor clothes for him, but others don't have this treatment, so they can only choose ready-made pieces, and it's just the same.
Zhang Twelve looked at Zhang Jinyu, thought about Mu Xiaoxiao again, and found that Mu Xiaoxiao's figure was not much different from Zhang Jinyu's, the height was not too high, and it could only reach the position of Zhang Twelve's shoulders, and his figure was also slender, but his chest was very majestic......
Zhang Jinyu and Mu Xiaoxiao are such bumpy beauties, Zhang Twelve looked Zhang Jinyu up and down a few more times, and his eyes finally fell on the pair of protrusions, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart:
It's really too similar............