22, Li Xiqiang
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Li Xiqiang waved his hand to drive away the traveling doctor, ran to Xu Xiaole's side, and said, "I am the famous Li Xiqiang in Gusu, someone in your family is sick?" ”
Xu Xiaole was about to say yes, but Li Xiqiang waved his hand vigorously: "There must be something, otherwise what are you doing here?" Lead the way, well, by the way, wait for me to go back and get the medicine box. ”
Xu Xiaole grabbed Li Xiqiang's arm in a hurry: "Doctor Li, don't you have anything to ask me?" ”
Li Xiqiang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Yes, yes!" As soon as I hear that there is a patient, I am anxious, and I have something to ask you. He looked at Xu Xiaole seriously and asked, "Can you afford to pay for the consultation?" I originally had to get five taels of silver to go to the clinic, but seeing that you are young, I can give you a twenty percent discount, and only charge you four taels of silver, do you have it? ”
The consultation fee happened to be within Xu Xiaole's acceptance range, but the doctor really made it difficult for him to accept.
Li Xiqiang blew his beard: "Do you have it?" ”
Xu Xiaole was stunned by this momentum: "Yes, yes...... But I can't trust you. ”
Li Xiqiang raised his neck and took two breaths, wanting to make a heroic gesture and laugh three times, but he still failed. He said, "Since you can't trust me, why do you come to me to do anything?" ”
Xu Xiaole said: "It was recommended by Dr. Ge from Baidoutang, but you look like ......."
When Li Xiqiang heard this, he suddenly didn't worry, and pretended to twist his beard: "What's wrong with my appearance?" The old man will tell you the truth, Ge Zaixing will not recommend me Li Xiqiang if he is at a loss! Hah, scared, right? He didn't dare to accept the disease, who would dare to take it in the entire Suzhou Mansion except for this group of traveling doctors who were not afraid of treating the dead! ”
Xu Xiaole also heard this truth. Now my sister-in-law is seriously ill in bed, and there is no doctor willing to go to the clinic, it is really the doctor who picks the patient, and it is not my turn to pick the doctor at all! But then again, is it better to watch my sister-in-law suffer from illness, or to find a quack doctor to go back and torture my sister-in-law with the disease?
Xu Xiaole couldn't make up his mind for a while, but Li Xiqiang couldn't hold his breath. The old man said, "What are you hesitating about?" Hand over the five taels of silver, and the old man will naturally be able to get rid of the disease. ”
When Xu Xiaole heard this, it was exactly the same as Doctor You's words, and he refused to give money easily: "I just said four taels, how can you sit on the ground and start the price?" ”
"I was in a hurry just now, but now I have settled down, knowing that you are desperate, of course you have to sit on the ground and raise the price." Lee West Wall Road.
Xu Xiaole was completely shocked: "Old man, do you know that you are such a shameful family?" ”
Li Xiqiang said proudly: "Old man, I am a single man, one person eats enough for the whole family and is not hungry, where does the burden of 'family' come from." Boy, don't talk about it, will you give it to me or not! ”
Xu Xiaole was about to run away with his silver: where does this look like a doctor, it's just a robbery!
Li Xiqiang pounced and hugged Xu Xiaole's calf: "Don't run!" I'm really cured this time! ”
Xu Xiaole kicked it: "Don't hinder me from going to the doctor, get out of here!" ”
Li Xiqiang carried it twice, and shouted: "You kick again, you kick again, and if you kick again, I will be kicked to death by you!" When the time comes, you will be taken into prison by the government as a rabbit, and your patients will be ground to death, and life is better than death! You kick! ”
"Yo he! You dead old man even dare to curse my sister-in-law! Xu Xiaole said so, but seeing that Li Xiqiang is over fifty years old, his hair is gray, and he may not have two catties of meat when he scrapes off his whole body, he really can't escape if he wants to kick something out.
Xu Xiaole pulled out his legs hard, but found that the old man looked skinny, but his weight was not light, and he didn't pull it out.
Li Xiqiang hugged Xu Xiaole's legs: "In this way, you and I will each take a step back, four taels and five cents of silver, plus a copper coin." ”
"Copper, your daughter! Let go of me! Xu Xiaole finally resisted the urge to kick up.
Li Xiqiang hugged him tighter, and suddenly shouted: "Oh yo, kill someone!" The young and strong young man is going to kill the old man! ”
Xu Xiaole was so angry that he scolded: "You old man even dare to touch porcelain!" If you shout again, I will really die with you! Ge Zaixing! You pit your master! You two crotch deceitful! ”
"Yes, yes, Ge Zaixing is a big liar! Ge Zaixing is a big scoundrel! Ge Zaixing is a big bastard! Ge Zaixing gave birth to a son without an asshole! Li Xiqiang scolded Xu Xiaole, looking even more indignant than Xu Xiaole.
Xu Xiaole was completely stunned.
Li Xiqiang scolded Shu Chang and said with a smile: "Hehe, how about it, just invite me to go." ”
Xu Xiaole wants to cry without tears, he can't fight when he encounters a beating, he can't escape, and the old man who is a dead skin scoundrel has deeper skills than him, he can really only blame himself for his life experience is too shallow-there is no way!
Xu Xiaole saw that there were more and more people in the audience, and they watched them as monkeys one by one, and finally knew that his sister-in-law had good intentions in teaching him to "point face" on weekdays. He couldn't stand such a humiliation, and finally said: "Get up, it's up to you, but I'll say it first: four taels of silver, nothing more!" ”
Li Xiqiang rolled his eyes and said, "Give me two more buns, I'm dying of hunger." ”
Xu Xiaole chirped: "It's really a god of decay!" That's it, I'll take it as a good deed, sir, and add two buns to you! But let me make it clear first, I will give the silver separately, and if my sister-in-law gets better, I will give the first money. When it's all right, I'll pay in full. ”
Li Xiqiang shouted: "You are going too far! ”
Xu Xiaole sneered: "Excessive? My sister-in-law and I depend on each other for our lives, if you kill my sister-in-law, I will be locked up in prison as a rabbit, and I will let you taste the taste of life is better than death! After he said this, he was a little scared, and he felt a little like his sister-in-law's possession, and muttered to himself: Could it be that I really eat whose food is long for whom, how can I feel more and more like my sister-in-law!
Li Xiqiang also had a chill on the back of his neck: "Okay, okay, I'll collect money when I get better...... But I have to buy the buns now, and I've been hungry for three days. ”
"Phew! Why didn't I starve you to death? It's still so strong...... "Xu Xiaole reluctantly took out a few copper coins, which was considered to admit defeat.
Li Xiqiang took the copper coin, then got up from the ground, and said with a smile: "The ancestor said that goodness is like water, why not?" Because the water always goes to a low place, this is called the lowest is invincible. I don't take any money from you. Let's go, follow me in and get the medicine box. ”
Xu Xiaole spewed out a turbid breath from his nostrils, so he had to follow in. This time I went in, but I only regretted it, the whole temple was in tatters, and there were idlers standing or sitting around. The banner of "Wonderful Hand Rejuvenation" can be seen everywhere, and you can vaguely see the words "Iron Mouth Straight Break" written on the back, which shows that one thing is used for two purposes.
Li Xiqiang said: "Most of the rattle doctors have gone out, and there are few people in the temple today. I'm not a traveling doctor like them, I'm a serious doctor! ”
Xu Xiaole turned his head to look at it, his heart was empty, and said, "I really didn't see it." ”
The place where Li Xiqiang lived was a room in the temple. The doors and windows looked like they were about to fall apart, and the walls were mottled, revealing the wooden bricks inside. There was nothing else in the whole room except for three bricks and a rotten door panel as a bed.
In this room, Xu Xiaole glanced at it twice, and couldn't help asking, "Where is your medicine box?" ”
Li Xiqiang pulled out a brick from under the bed board, and the bed board had to be leaned to the ground. Xu Xiaole took a closer look, and it turned out that it was not a brick, but a dirty mahogany box.
Li Xiqiang pressed the motive, and the box clicked, revealing a crack in the middle. He opened it and took a look: "Everything is here, let's go." Xu Xiaole also leaned up to take a look, and was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit: "Why is there a litter of maggots crawling here!" ”
Li Xiqiang closed the lid: "This is medicine, called zombie silkworm, which can relieve wind and spasms, dispel wind and relieve pain, and dissolve phlegm and disperse knots." ”
Xu Xiaole was laughed angrily: "Do you think I look like a fool?" Is there a living zombie silkworm? ”
Li Xiqiang looked calm: "They were originally dead, but when they entered my treasure medicine box, they all came back to life!" ”
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