Chapter 128: The War Between Josia and Aunt Chang II

Xiaobao put his ear to the door and listened to the bickering of the two people. He not only hoped to make Aunt Chang angry, but also afraid that the two of them would really fight.

"Are you going to make dumplings?" Aunt Chang asked in surprise.

"Don't think that only you northeasterners can make dumplings, in fact, we Russians can also make dumplings." Josiah said proudly.

"The old lady wants to see what kind of grandma you can make." Aunt Chang sneered.

Xiaobao was terrified when he heard this, he didn't know what kind of horror something Josia would bring out when the meal was ready.

After more than an hour, there was a knock on the door. And it's clearly the sound of kicking the door with your feet.

"Xiaobao open the door, the delicious food is ready." Josiah shouted outside the door.

Xiaobao walked to the door and opened it carefully.

Josia was barefoot, wearing underwear and underwear, standing at the door with a large plate in both hands.

Xiaobao hurriedly glanced behind Josia, and saw Aunt Chang standing there far away, with a sneer on her face, her hands clasped to her chest and looking lively.

Xiaobao didn't dare to look at Aunt Chang as if she was ashamed, and hurriedly closed the door after letting Josia in.

"This, is this a dumpling?" Xiao Bao asked, staring at the things on the plate that were as big as half a fist.

"This is our Russian dumplings, they are delicious." Josia said as she picked up a slice of watermelon from the dumpling and fed it to Xiaobao's mouth.

Xiaobao looked carefully and saw clearly that each dumpling was made of two dumpling skins. The bread was the size of a small apple.

Dozens of dumplings are surrounded by lettuce leaves and garnished with watermelon slices. Xiaobao was dumbfounded.

Eat! A must eat! Can't let Aunt Chang see the joke. Xiaobao gritted his teeth and made up his mind.

"You go out and bring the soy sauce and vinegar." Xiaobao said to Josia.

"What's so good about soy sauce and vinegar? It's good if you pour butter over the dumplings. Josiah turned and walked out.

Xiaobao picked up a dumpling with his hand and took a bite. He felt a few pieces of meat move in his mouth. Each piece of meat is the size of a little finger belly. Xiaobao chewed repeatedly for a long time like an old cow before swallowing it. It's a pity that he doesn't have the strong stomach of the old cow.

"I don't know if such a big dumpling is cooked or not." Xiaobao muttered to himself.

Josia walked in with a bottle in one hand and walked in like a gust of wind. After coming in, without saying a word, he opened the soy sauce bottle and vinegar bottle, and poured the soy sauce and vinegar on the plate.

Xiaobao looked at the dumplings soaked in soy sauce and vinegar and really didn't have anything to say. This Russian is hopeless.

He first picked up a slice of watermelon sticky with soy sauce and vinegar and ate it.

Xiaobao and Josia grabbed the dumplings with their hands, one by one, and stuffed them into their mouths.

Josia looked at Xiaobao with smug eyes as she ate, meaning how it is, it's delicious.

Xiaobao looked at Josia, who was eating dumplings, and thought to herself, no wonder the figure of a Russian girl changed from chopsticks to bucket as soon as she got married. It's all eaten. And it's eaten by eating raw meat.

A whole plate of dumplings, Xiaobao and Josia are one and a half. Xiaobao is a strong support, but Josia seems to be more than relaxed.

Xiaobao was lying on the bed after eating the dumplings, and his stomach felt as uncomfortable as if it was about to explode.

Josia locked the door, then jumped on the bed and hugged Xiaobao, put her mouth on Xiaobao's ear, and whispered, "Let's make a game?" ”

"Don't mess around, I'm uncomfortable." Xiaobao hugged his hands to his chest and said nervously.

Josia giggled, and then she screamed as she lay on top of her.

Xiaobao didn't know what this Russian crazy was crazy about at first. But after Josia screamed for a while, Xiaobao began to feel that she was on fire. Besides, Josia was lying on top of him, which made him a little unable to control himself.

"Get out of the way! If something happens, don't blame me. Xiaobao shouted.

Josia smiled and hugged Xiaobao tighter.

Xiaobao struggled with the last bit of strength in her body to push Josia away and roll under the bed by herself.

Josia laughed out loud at the amusement, then hugged the pillow and moaned against the door.

Josia tossed and turned for two or three hours before she stopped, and she lay down in bed and fell asleep.

Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief. His stomach was no longer upset, but it was starting to feel uncomfortable again. He got up on the ground and went to the bathroom for a convenient time, and felt much more comfortable.

Xiaobao secretly opened the door to find some water to drink. As soon as he went out, his ear was choked.

"It's a little bit, dare to play tricks with the old lady." Aunt Chang said viciously.

"Lighten it up, and the ears are about to turn into donkey ears." Xiaobao shouted.

"How many years has the old lady been messing around? Can you two little bastards be fooled? If you can make that vixen howl like that, then you're not a human, you're a donkey! Aunt Chang gritted her teeth and said.

Xiaobao was really speechless in front of this experienced old vixen.

"Say! Why do you want to drive the old lady away! Aunt Chang asked sharply.

"This, I'm inconvenient these days." Xiaobao said with a smile.

"You're inconvenient? What is there to explain to the old lady! Aunt Chang asked reluctantly.

"I have a couple of friends who want to open with me, and they have Pai Gow Dice all of them. To use the house for half a month. It's all friends, and I can't get rid of this face, so I agreed. Xiaobao said with a mouth full of trains.

"Really?" Aunt Chang's tone was full of suspicion.

"Really, your old man will come back in half a month." Xiaobao looked at Aunt Chang and said with a flattering face.

"Well, whether it's true or not, the old lady will believe you once. You have your troubles. The old lady will move out tomorrow. Go back and tell the vixen to stop screaming. Troublesome! After Aunt Chang finished speaking, she turned around and went upstairs.

Xiaobao went to the kitchen to boil the dumpling soup again, and drank a bowl of it himself. He felt much warmer and more comfortable in his stomach.

Po went back to her room and looked at Josia lying on the bed. Aunt Chang actually meant to look down on herself and laugh at herself for not being a man. Xiaobao felt that the man's self-esteem had been greatly hurt.

It didn't take long for Josia to be heard in Xiaobao's room again. The voice was louder than the first time.

The sound came upstairs, and the noise made Aunt Chang toss and turn and couldn't sleep. "So this little bastard is really a donkey!" Aunt Chang scolded hatefully.

Early the next morning, Aunt Chang packed up her things and went downstairs. She walked to the door of Xiaobao's room, kicked the door a few times and shouted, "Xiaobao, the old lady is gone!" After saying that, he went out without looking back.

Xiaobao was snorting like a pig at this time, and he couldn't hear anything.