Chapter 1: Who Am I? Where am I?
"Zimei, Zimei. Du Zimei! Get up! “
Du Zimei waved her hand and responded, "Don't mess around." Aju, go eat meat. “
Du Jiajia picked up the triangular hanger and threatened Du Zimei on the bed: "Du Fu, if you don't get up for me again, I'll beat you to death!" “
Du Zimei didn't respond and turned over.
"Zimei be careful!"
"Wang!"
A young man in white with waist-length hair suddenly rushed towards Du Fu. The body suddenly became heavier, and both of them fell to the yellow earth.
"Li Bai, what are you doing? It hurts! Du Fu pushed away Li Bai, who was pressing on his body, turned his right hand to his back, and pressed the stone when he just fell.
"Zimei, are you alright?" Li Bai saw that Du Fu's face was distorted, and hurriedly stepped forward to ask.
"No problem. Aju, come here. ”
A large white dog ran towards him. "Wang!"
"Did you do it?" Du Fu put his hand on its head.
Ah Ju said that she was very aggrieved, what did it do?
"That's it. Zimei, I'll leave first. ”
"Good. By the way, you can use the copybook first, I'm not in a hurry. ”
Li Bai smiled: "Okay." "A crescent moon peeks out from the edge of his teeth.
Du Fu only felt that it was dark in front of him, and Li Bai's voice was not heard by his side.
"Zimei! Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you. ”
There was a sharp pain in his abdomen, Du Fu gasped, and when he opened his eyes, he saw an arrow stuck in his abdomen.
Li Bai comforted him: "It's okay, I'll take you back to the barracks now." ”
Li Bai wrapped his arms around the back of his neck, hugged his waist, and walked in the direction of the barracks step by step.
Du Fu felt uneasy in his heart. Another bout of nausea, I couldn't open my eyes anymore. This time, I heard Li Bai's shout.
Du Fu, who had his eyes closed, felt extremely comfortable, and the severe pain and nausea were gone. My eyes feel a lot lighter. He slowly opened his eyes.
Bai Wuchang, who was dressed in white, woke up and hurriedly shouted to the two people opposite, the two ghosts: "Hades, Hades! He's awake! ”
Hades put down the catastrophic cattail, picked up a piece of wood, something that Du Fu thought was wood, and knocked on the table.
"Who's down there?"
Du Fu hurriedly said: "Under Du Fu, the words are beautiful." ”
"Who?"
Du Fu said with some embarrassment: "This ...... I don't remember. ”
Hades, who had a fierce face on his face, looked at him, confirmed that what he said was true, and nodded to the side as if it didn't exist. Black Impermanence received it, and walked forward to whisper a few words to Hades. As the king listened, his eyes drifted to Du Fu from time to time. After Hei Wuchang finished speaking, he retreated.
"Ahem. Since you only remember your name, do you remember how you died? ”
Du Fu was stunned and silent.
"Say it." Bai Wuchang watched anxiously on the side. Du Fu is very helpless - will you calmly say that you are a pioneer officer and then killed by an arrow? It's hard to talk about.
"What? Don't even remember this? ”
Du Fu bit his lower lip and barely spit out a few words from his mouth. "Shot."
Hades nodded with satisfaction, looked at Life and Death, and then asked, "For whom?" ”
Du Fu was stunned for a long time. Who saved me? This Hades is so strange. Didn't I get shot? How could he still be saved? Wait, who is that person?
"Ahh Hurt! No. I don't care about you! Get away from me! Du Fu landed on his knees under the surprised gaze of Hades and others, holding his head in both hands, looking very painful.
Hades and the others looked at him silently, silent, and did not help.
The outline of a person gradually appeared in front of him, and Du Fu felt familiar, but he couldn't remember it.
Hei Wuchang couldn't stand it anymore, and stepped forward to say a few words, only to see Hades nodding in agreement. Bai Wuchang was curious about what they were saying, but he couldn't listen.
"White impermanence."
"Yes."
"Take him down. I'm afraid he won't be able to reincarnate for the time being, so let him recuperate for a few days. ”
"Yes."
Bai Wuchang walked over and grabbed one of Du Fu's arms, and only then did he remember when he walked to the door of the Soul Hall: "Hades, do we have anything for him to cultivate?" ”
What Bai Wuchang said is not unreasonable. This is the underworld, which is based on the collection of yang energy. Men are yang, and when they enter the underworld, their yang energy may be sucked up, so men should be reincarnated as soon as possible; Women are yin, and although they will not be scattered when they enter the underworld, they will be eaten up after a long time, and they will not be able to live forever. However, if you become a ghost, it will be a different matter.
Hades lifted his forehead. How could he have forgotten about it? That's right......
"Leave it to Meng Po." With that, he was gone.
Bai Wuchang mourned for Meng Po for three seconds from the bottom of his heart: Mother-in-law, no wonder me.
"Ahh Du Fu suddenly suffered pain in an indescribable place, and he opened his eyes with difficulty.
Du Jiajia was looking at him with a resentful expression.
"Barbarians! How can you ...... How can you ......?"
"How can I spank you? Du Zimei, you show my mother what time it is. Are you still going to school? ”
Du Fu touched his buttocks, not understanding the meaning of her words.
"Take a good look! Seven thirty o'clock! ”
In the end, Du Fu was stuffed with a steamed bun with a confused face, and then was thrown on the little sheep, all the way.
"Du Fu! Tell me how many times you've been late this week! If that's the case, I'm no wonder. The woman with a fierce face yelled at herself from above. Du Fu couldn't figure out what was going on.
After a strange thing above his head emitted a musical sound, the people around the person above all pulled out a bag from under the table. Du Fu also took out his own - this is a schoolbag? In the morning, he heard Du Jiajia say that it was very important, so he didn't open it. So his tablemate was very kind enough to take the textbook with him. As a result, the two moved around inside and were criticized by the teacher by name.
"Du Fu, what's wrong with you today? Didn't you say yesterday that you wouldn't be late today? Look at you, look dumbfounded. It can't be sick, right? As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to him. Just about to touch his forehead, Du Fu stopped him: "Men and women don't kiss." ”
The good table felt funny, "We are still called Da Li Du, why can't we kiss?" Besides, I'm not a woman. ”
Li Du? Du Fu looked at him and shook his head: "I don't know." ”
He supported his forehead and said helplessly: "I'm Li Bai." You don't lose your memory after a sleep, do you? ”
Du Fu still shook his head.
"You two! Come out and let me lock the door! The student on duty shouted at the door.
"Good. Let's go home first. ”
After half an hour of silence, the two sat facing each other in Du Fu's room.
"You say, you are the real Du Fu in history?" Li Bai took a sip of water and asked.
Du Fu nodded and said 'um'. He didn't know what to do at such times.
"Just kidding, Du Fu has long been dead, how can he cross over." Li Bai looked at him and said seriously.
Du Fu didn't know how to explain it to him.
"I'll go back first. Don't make such jokes again. Don't be late tomorrow. ”
As soon as Li Bai stood up, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open.
"Wait a minute!" The yellow uniforms caught the eyes of the two of them.