Chapter 66: Wei Lao'er's Challenge
As soon as Cai Jing's words came out, Yang Huairen looked at the person who hated him so much just now that he hated him with itchy teeth, and he gave at least eight hundred likes in his heart, this old fox is really a fighting spirit among sycophants, and he can't accept it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhao Hao pointed at Yang Huairen's nose and said angrily: "This king wants to sue this kid for two things, the first one, accusing him of not inviting this king to eat and drink yesterday, and the second one, suing him for not telling this king about the lawsuit today, so that this king missed such a lively pastime." ”
Yang Huairen hugged Zhao Hao's shoulders with a big grin and said with a smile: "Brother Zhao, the first thing can't be blamed on the younger brother, the eldest niece went to my house for dinner yesterday, and was invited by the old lady in the family, I wanted to ask someone to call you, but your baby pimple didn't agree, so you still go home to settle accounts with your daughter."
The second thing, the little brother asked Yang Shou to go to the palace to invite you, probably missed it, this is not to blame the little brother? ”
Zhao Hao raised his eyelids and pondered, these two things really can't be blamed on Yang Huairen's head.
Cai Jing was surprised that he couldn't touch the southeast and northwest, a little scholar, he was able to talk and laugh with the prince who was under the two of them and above 10,000 people, and he also sighed that he was fortunate to see the direction of the wind clearly and did not make a mistake.
"Lord Qiqi, the facts of Yang Gongzi's case today are clear, Xia Guan has already seen through Wei Cai's tricks and returned Yang Gongzi's innocence, just wait for Wei Cai to compensate Yang Gongzi's losses, and the case can be closed."
Do you know what the highest level of sycophancy is? If you can shoot a horse's butt comfortably, and run honestly, it is called an amateur level, and if you can shoot all the horses galloping, that is called professional.
Such a professional, Yang Huairen admires it from the bottom of his heart, if there is a sycophancy in the future Olympic Games, Cai Jing estimates that he can win all the medals in this event in one Olympic Games, and he has won ten worlds in a row.
Zhao Hao remembered the conversation he heard before entering the door just now, so he turned his head and asked Wei Lao'er, "Wei Cai, when will you get the money?" ”
Wei Lao'er had already had an out-of-body sign, where did he dare to shirk with the prince, so he had to hang his head and say that he would prepare the silver money immediately.
Even so, Zhao Hao seemed to feel that the matter was over too quickly, he ran from the palace to the Yang Mansion early in the morning, and then from the Yang Mansion to the Kaifeng Mansion, and walked around Tokyo City for a long time, and his butt was always hurt when he sat in the carriage, as if he didn't leave anything behind in the end, and he was inevitably a little disappointed.
Yang Huairen was like a roundworm in his stomach, he knew what he was thinking by looking at his stinky face, and whispered a few words in his ear, which amused Zhao Hao.
After listening to Yang Huairen's words, Zhao Hao suddenly jumped up as if he had been bitten on the heel by some insect, pointed at Wei Daiyan, who was in the shape of a mummy, and shouted in horror: "This, this, what kind of thing is this, in broad daylight, who is pretending to be a ghost to scare this king?" Come on, take him down for me, hit eighty, ah no, eighty-eight board! ”
Cai Jing had already seen that this was Yang Huairen's trick, and the prince was purely messing around, but it was hard to say that it disturbed the prince's interest, so he lowered his head as if he was fine, and carefully counted how many beards he had.
Wei Daiyan was scared to pee again, and he didn't know how much water this kid drank in the morning, and he had so much urine.
Yang Huairen is a good person and has a bodhisattva heart, especially for those who are kind to him, such as Dr. Sun of Huimin Hall, who was the one who cured Lian'er's father of depression for many years.
This Dr. Sun also has a younger brother, who is also a langzhong, Yang Huairen thought that since he met a patient, he instructed others to go to Dr. Sun, who specializes in treating kidney deficiency, impotence and premature ejaculation, to take a closer look, and not to delay the treatment.
However, before he could say it to Wei Ergongzi, several very discerning officials had already picked up the whistle stick and were ready to go to Wei Daiyan, who was full of crotch and urine, to beat his ass.
So Yang Huairen changed the advertisement he was going to give to Dr. Xiao Sun, and shouted, "Wait!" ”
Zhao Hao understood, and he didn't need Yang Huairen to remind him that he knew what to say.
"Actually, you can not fight, and you can compensate the king for some losses. This king is a kind person, not as insatiable as he Yang Huairen, you don't need to pay 50,000 yuan, just 48,900 yuan is enough. ”
Wei Lao'er's regretful intestines changed from red to white, and from white to purple, why did he give birth to such a loser son back then?
Yang Huairen actually felt very sympathetic when he saw the old man's expression, and wanted to tell him that there was something called a set of sleeves more than nine hundred years later.
But now he can't escape, as the saying goes, the poor don't fight with the rich, and the people don't fight with the officials, he just has twenty heads, and it's not enough to cut off such a wayward prince.
Wei Lao'er's face was like ashes, so he had to agree, promising to send two pieces of silver to the palace and the Yang mansion before dark today, and he would never dare to delay.
Yang Huairen sighed, or the prince of the other family will make money, he was busy all morning, risking being beaten on the board, and his mouth was dry and dry, so he finally squeezed out a little money from between the teeth of Wei Lao'er, who was picking the door.
The prince of the family said a few words casually, and he didn't have to exert any strength, no less than the money he earned.
This incident once again confirms a truth, you just can speak well, and no matter how capable you are, even if you can go to heaven and earth, it is not as good as someone's father who used to be the emperor's good envoy.
Cai Jing finished counting his beard, and felt that today's matter could come to an end, there must be a limit to this kind of thing, if there are too many shots, it will not be good if the horse's ass is purple.
Lao Cai can't wait for these two lords to leave his Kaifeng Mansion this acre and three points of land, the prince has been staying for a long time, maybe something will happen again, in case he is interested in the Taishi chair of his Kaifeng Mansion, today's case is called the prince to trial, I don't know how many people he wants to dislike and lose all his family property.
In fact, Zhao Hao didn't plan to stay in Kaifeng Mansion for long, this place was too murderous, and he felt cold when he stood for a while, so in order to keep out the cold, he decided to let Yang Huairen treat him to eat and drink.
Yang Huairen looked at the high sun in the sky, it was obviously the weather when the autumn tigers were rampant, Zhao Hao didn't say it was cold, and he obviously learned his own way and was ready to go to his house to eat and take it.
However, Yang Huairen is not a stingy person, it's a big deal...... Invite him to Suiyuan, the beef noodle tube is enough.
The two of them walked out of the lobby of Kaifeng Mansion happily, but were blocked by Wei Lao'er.
"Yang Gongzi stays, I have heard that Yang Gongzi's cooking skills are the best in the capital, and I don't know if Yang Gongzi is willing to try his cooking skills with Lao Gongzi?"
Before Yang Huairen could speak, Zhao Hao agreed to Wei Lao'er for him.
Wei Lao'er squinted his eyes and showed a sneer, "Since it's a competition, it's good to always have some colorful heads, I don't know what the prince thinks?" ”
This time, it was the prince who asked, and Yang Huairen couldn't talk to him.
In these years, the Song people are fond of gambling, whether it is juju, horse racing or horn resistance, all kinds of gambling competitions are happening every day, Zhao Hao, this kind of carefree prince, naturally not exempt from vulgarity.
"I wonder what you want to bet on?"
Wei Lao'er was excited, as if he had seen his father, threw the tiger head crutch, raised his hands and stretched out ten fingers, "100,000 yuan!" ”