Chapter 137: Who is the most powerful troll in Datang
It's another day of pilgrimage.
was woken up by Chai Lingyu in a daze, and Cheng Chubi couldn't help but sigh secretly: I can't even sleep well in this Tang Dynasty.
In a daze, he followed Chai Lingyu to the outside of the palace, and then clicked, and then followed everyone into the palace, and after a long time, Li Shimin came belatedly.
The Great Pilgrimage has begun again.
Cheng Chubi sat in his position, and his body began to shake his head again, no way, he was really sleepy.
"Your Majesty, the minister has a book to play!" Wei Zheng stood up suddenly, glared at Cheng Chubi fiercely, and said: "Cheng Chubi, the minister and the horse of Xinping, lives a luxurious life, and the things used in the food at home are all worth thousands of gold, and even the wells used to draw water are made of pure copper. As a concubine, he should be an example for the world and govern the family diligently and thriftily, but the expenses of Princess Xinping's family are extremely extravagant, and the minister thinks that he should be punished. ”
"The minister seconded the proposal!" Wang Jue showed a gleam in his eyes, and hurriedly stood up to support Wei Zheng.
"The minister seconded the proposal!" Cui Gan was not willing to stand up.
"The ministers seconded it!"
"The ministers seconded it!"
"The ministers seconded it!"
“……”
One figure after another stood up, originally just planning to come to the roll call, Cheng Chubi, who was making a appearance, couldn't help but be angry in his heart, what is it, Lao Tzu's luxurious life has anything to do with you? Have you eaten your home? Did you drink your house?
"Your Majesty, can you please defend yourself?" Cheng Chubi stood up and asked.
"Xu."
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Cheng Chubi arched his hand, then looked at Wei Zheng, with a sneer on his face, others are afraid of you Wei Heizi, I am not afraid of you, today I want you to understand who is the number one troll in the Tang Dynasty.
"Zheng Guogong, do you have any resentment with you?" Cheng Chubi asked.
"No!" Wei Zheng said.
"What you wear and eat, but your own?" Cheng Chubi asked.
"It's not!" Wei Zheng said.
"Then I'm wondering, my money, what do I like to spend? Even if I throw all the copper coins into the water and listen to the sound, what does it have to do with you? Have I eaten your or drunk yours? A faint smile appeared on Cheng Chubi's face, and he said, "Is there a provision in the Tang Law that does not allow me Cheng Chubi to spend money?" Zheng Guogong, Zheng Guogong, you are not my father-in-law, and you are not my old father-in-law, what qualifications do you have to take care of me? No matter how much money I spend, no matter how extravagant my life is, it is also my own money, and my own money is not enough for me to spend? Wait until you marry your daughter to me one day, and then take care of me! Zheng Guogong, have you ever had a daughter marry me? ”
"No!" Wei Zheng couldn't help frowning slightly, and said, "Haven't Cheng Juma heard that if you are poor, you will be good alone, and if you are good, you will help the world?" ”
"I really haven't heard of that." Cheng Chubi laughed and said, "I've only heard that 'if you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines.'" ”
"Your Majesty, the minister, Zheng Guogong and others, as officials of the Tang Dynasty, do not think about the people of the Tang Dynasty all day long, but stare at the little things in the Weichen family every day, this is a public forgetfulness and a dereliction of duty." The smile on Cheng Chubi's face became even richer.
"If you really want to take care of the affairs of my family, then please marry your daughter to me as a concubine, and I will call you 'adults' in the name of it, and you will be more justified in your name." Cheng Chubi said rather shamelessly.
And at this time, another even more shameless person stood up, laughed, and said: "Your Majesty, this son is not young, but there has never been a queen, and the concubines of the Wei Zheng family have also grown up, and there are many daughters in the families of your colleagues, it is better to marry a child and in-law, the wife can't do it, but our Cheng family will not treat them as concubines, colleagues, please rest assured." ”
"You...... You...... You can't teach your children! You can't teach your children! ”
"Shaft, shaft!"
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty...... That's not what I mean! ”
“……”
These guys didn't expect Cheng Chubi to be such a scoundrel at all, especially Wei Zheng, who didn't expect Cheng Chubi to be so shameless.
"Wei Qing's intentions are good, but that is Princess Xinping's family matter, Wei Qing should not pay attention to it." Li Shimin said with a slight smile.
"Yes, Your Majesty!" Wei Zheng glared at Cheng Chubi with some unwillingness.
"Uncle Wei, I saw Sister Zhu'er a few days ago." Cheng Chubi said with a smile.
"Humph!" Hearing Cheng Chubi's words, Wei Zheng's black face looked even more unsightly, and he saw that he had to lock up his daughter after he went back like this.
"Your Majesty, the minister still has a book to play!" Wei Zheng calmed down his mood, and then said loudly: "Your Majesty, Princess Wen Changcheng, as a princess, has opened a shop in the East Market, buying and selling goods, competing for profits with the people, and insulting the majesty of the royal family!" As a royal princess, it is unfilial piety to do that lowly businessman's thing and humiliate His Majesty's face! To be a princess and mingle with the merchants, this is rude and ......"
Wei Zheng is worthy of being Wei Zheng, and he has collected a person's crime, even if he has farted, he can say that he is guilty, especially when he is a lowly businessman, which makes Cheng Chubi very unhappy.
The family gate valve, which one can't do that businessman's business? Without the profits of the merchants, these people would have died long ago.
In these days, studying requires money, a lot of money, and the profiteering industry has been a businessman since ancient times, but these scholars are looking for someone to teach them to read while taking the silver, and then scolding the businessman for being a lowly thing, I really don't know what they think in their hearts.
I want to eat delicious food, but I say that the gentleman is far away from the kitchen and has a full meal, but he scolds the farmer for being a farmer, and wants to live well, but looks down on the craftsman.
As soon as Wei Zheng's words fell, a large group of people stood up excitedly, shouting one by one: "The ministers seconded the proposal." ”
Especially those people with five surnames and seven looks, their faces showed extremely excited expressions, they used to look down on Wei Zheng, but now they suddenly feel that Wei Zheng is still very cute.
Princess Gaoyang was a little restless, she could not be as cheeky as Cheng Chubi, so after being played in the court, the whole person looked a little helpless.
Princess Gaoyang, at this time, she is just a girl who has not been out of the cabinet and has not experienced personnel.
And Li Shimin's brows furrowed slightly, obviously showing a rather dissatisfied look on his face, and he didn't know if he was dissatisfied with Princess Gaoyang or Wei Zheng.
"Your Majesty, the minister has a book to play!" At this time, Cheng Chubi stood up.
"Oh? What did Cheng Qing play? Li Shimin smiled slightly, Cheng Chubi is the court's harmony, he came out, everything can be turned into big things, and small things can be turned into nothing.
Therefore, Li Shimin had some expectations in his heart.
(End of chapter)