Since the Han Dynasty killed the "Southwest Yi" such as Ailao, Yelang, and White Wolf, the period of the most "admiring the Celestial Dynasty" in the entire southwest region is probably the current Zhenguan Dynasty.

It's not that it's purely because of the strength of the Tang Dynasty, of course, it's mainly because of the strength. The other reasons are diverse and complex.

Among them, what surprised the prime minister of the Zhenguan Dynasty and the illegal crossing engineering dogs was that the ethnic vendetta in the southwest region was not enough to describe it as "immeasurable".

the feud between father and son; the feud of brothers; the revenge of the wife being robbed; the revenge of the pet's manslaughter; Passing by and being glared at......

There is nothing to think of, only not to see.

Like Lao Zhang's "Dianchi Yi", which has a good temperament, the nobles among them can still write a Chinese character, and some are also proficient in seal script, which is even more commendable. But such a friendly nation often engages in "Zen concessions" internally, of course, this kind of "Zen concessions" are all beggars' versions of Wang Mang's routines, which is really dumbfounded.

"Zen let" later, the real Dianchi people all "Zen let" away, now entrenched in Dianchi Lake, is not the original "Dianchi Yi", but from the west of the two edicts, one of which also became the Tang Dynasty official canonization of the "Lord of Dianchi".

In other words, the original "Dianchi Yi" is particularly "dead in the world". Then he fled to the north, mingled with "some people", and prepared to borrow troops to kill again.

But "some people" are extremely "admiring the Celestial Empire", plus a series of tribal forms of "some people" have something to do with the Dongnu Kingdom and the tribes of Fandi, and Fandi now respects Li Dong as the "Son of Taihao", and the only dream of the head of each tribe is to become the "Dharma Master", and then pay party dues to Li Chunfeng, the great mage of the Tang Dynasty in Bolu Kingdom...... No, pay the face fee.

At the beginning, Lao Zhang also said that there are still "what" in this world? Will there still be a "what"? But then one day, the old brother surnamed Fangzhai Long ran over and patted himself and said to Lao Zhang: My lord, "these people" are also called "Mosha people", and the women of all departments have a similar style to the Eastern Women's Country.

Then Lao Zhang was excited, and suddenly remembered from the memories before the illegal crossing that he had really been to the northwest of Yunnan to pick up iron, mainly the large livestock at the power port, to do a cold-resistant and frost-resistant material test, and Lao Zhang, as a "where will not be ordered" engineering waste, was twisted to the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau.

If it weren't for the Naxi elder brother who gave some meat, vegetables, rice, or something from time to time, Lao Zhang would probably have crossed in advance.

The Naxi people, whose predecessor was the "Mosha people", that is, the "people" in the official mouth of the Zhenguan Dynasty. It's just that the old Tie of the Naxi tribe in his previous life didn't run to Dianchi Lake, and he never thought that in this year, "what people" could actually go all the way to the south, and they could still believe in love with the Dianchi tribe, which was quite not easy.

Even if it was in the previous life, Sichuan and Yunnan could be accessed, it would be a waste of power, but basically most of the people are wandering around in their own circles.

In these years, the difficulty coefficient is not much worse than that of the sky, not to mention the Hengduan Mountains or the Jinsha River, just those ditches and ditches in the southwest of Sichuan and northwest Yunnan, "looking at the mountains and running dead horses" is the basic configuration, and the whole region is a typical mountain is a "country".

It's just that these "countries" are a little smaller.

Because of the geographical separation, it is often separated by a mountain or a canyon, and the opposite side is obviously a family five generations ago, and it is difficult to communicate with each other in a language.

As a result, the form of entertainment that the broad masses of the people like to see has replaced part of the language communication function, and it is also an art played by the ancestors of the Han people.

That is, "dance" and "singing", "dance" has both the type of courtship and mating, and there is also a similar diplomatic dance of the Han ancestors - "Ganqi dance"; As for "singing", it is functionally diverse, of course, the Yunnan mountain songs of this year will definitely not be "the old driver takes me", but some courtship and mating "songs" have similar meanings. At this time, the "song" assumed a lot of "communication" functions, as well as the function of distinguishing ethnic groups.

If Fang Yiai came to this place to sing "you're shock", the old lady on the opposite hill heard it, this is not my sister's person, children, him!

Therefore, it is not difficult to see that in the realm of "communication basically depends on roaring", "some people" can communicate with "Dianchiyi" and form gangs, which is quite difficult.

After all, the main theme of the whole region is "feud" and "attack". Unlike the old brother who lives on the Bohai Coast, who still needs to say "what do you see", the broad masses of people in the southwest region often come to the sentence "The turtle son tells you to look at Lao Tzu with a long lustful eyeball" after cutting it off......

The lord of the Central Plains, who is not a little forced, may not be able to hold this realm.

Maybe he still misses the Naxi brother in his previous life, and Lao Zhang asked a student to lead a team to the cottage of "some people". If it weren't for the guide and all kinds of equipment, the team sent out by Lao Zhang would almost have run away to the natural habitat of wild giant pandas.

Fortunately, the "people" have been to the Tang Dynasty's big city of Luzhou to drink, and when they saw the Tang Dynasty coming to the "angel", they said at that time: Angel Rongyu, "Dianchi Yi" plundered southern Xinjiang, and the small ones really don't know and are blinded by it.

At that time, the "Dianchi Yi" who was "living" on the territory of "some people" was shocked, and said that they would form a group to brush the two edicts together?

Then the "angel" looked confused, saying that we were not here to trouble the "Dianchi Yi", we wanted to be friendly with the "some" tribes.

So the "what" brother was a little embarrassed for a while, and then picked up the new wine brought by the "angel", and said that don't blame the brothers, I will punish three glasses of wine, and I will not take it as an example.

"Dianchi Planner" said that it doesn't matter, if you can hold Tang Chao's thigh, you can stab me in the back.

Originally, he didn't believe in evil when he came, but he finally understood that he was such a weak chicken in Wuhan, and he was not as good as the southwest brother in the mixed society.

But even if it's a brand-new Wuhan weak chicken, because of the big backing behind it, the gameplay naturally doesn't need to be so playful, the student boy is simple and rude, and he comes up and says that we are from the Tang Dynasty Democracy Foundation...... What do you guys think about "democracy"?

As soon as the question came out, the two heads of the two families who were still digging holes with each other on the front foot said that this question is too naïve, what is democracy? Democracy is the "Lord of the People", that is, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the "Son of Heaven".

The student's eyes lit up suddenly, and he was definitely a talent to be able to have such an opinion, so the three families on both sides immediately cut off the head of the chicken and burned the yellow paper, kowtowed in the direction of Luoyang, and became brothers of the opposite sex under the witness of the statue of the wheat iron rod.

Of course, because the student boy is young, he naturally became the boss.

After all, it came from the Tang Dynasty.

Since it is a democratic foundation, it is absolutely impossible to have no "fund", and the student boss said that he came in a hurry, so he brought some silk cloth and wine, half of which were spilled on the road, and he really couldn't stand the two "good brothers".

The two southwest "brothers" were also upright, and expressed their attitude on the spot: There is not much wine, just drink it.

Then he opened the wine jar and let the children stand on the top of the hill and sing a song, and the whole northern hill heard the loud singing.

The mountain road here has eighteen bends...... It's almost meaningful, there are eighteen bowls of good wine here, which is exquisite.

The student boy has never seen the world, so he asked the two "virtuous brothers", saying that if there is wine, he can call people to come?

The brothers of the family said at the time: Big brother, don't you know, we have wine here, and friends with stories will soon smell it.

Sure enough, I heard that there was wine to drink, and there were twenty or thirty people who came, all of whom were large and small cave owners, village owners, and even people surnamed Fu. The head people are all arranged according to their strength, and the students from Wuhan have a total of seventy or eighty people, the smallest number, and they are naturally in the first place.

After everyone sat down, they started a drinking party, and the theme of the drinking party was one - drink!

Because of the large number of people, the wine brought by the students was of course secretly mixed with water, a barrel of new wine and two barrels of water, and it was still good to shake it twice.

After three rounds of drinking, the elder brother of the family began to cry, saying that our family has divided I don't know how many, and now Xijia occupies my family's territory and drove us out, five hundred years ago it was a family, why are they so ruthless.

Although the leaders were drunk, they were all there clamoring to kill the turtle sons, but they still patted their chests at the students and shouted: Boss, as long as you send a sentence, you will cut people when you say it, and if you are seriously injured or killed, the boss has the final say!

The student boy looked shy and frightened: Cutting people is so bloody, I haven't done it before, wouldn't it be scary?

The leaders said that the boss should not be afraid, once he was born and twice cooked, and if there were more people who cut it, it would not be bloody.

The student boy shook his head again and again, saying that it was better to forget it, I came to visit the mountains and rivers to exchange feelings by the way, fighting and killing or something, the most annoying.

A group of people in northern Yunnan said that it didn't matter, but in their hearts they despised the descendants of the Tang Dynasty, and wondered whether to kill the "angels" of the Tang Dynasty now, or drink two more cups, and pull them down after drinking.

As a result, the student boy spoke again, saying that the brothers are so enthusiastic, and I can't cool my feelings, but in my heart, I don't want to cut people, but I can't chill the hearts of the brothers, so I'd better leave the decision to God.

Dozens of heads are strange, hand it over to God? How do you count?

"Ladies and gentlemen, please see, at this time, the sky is clear, if the will allows, it is not a 'thunderbolt on a sunny day', and it cannot be shown!"

"Angel! At this moment, the sky is clear, and the clouds are not drifting, so why ...... thunder"

Rumble!

There was a loud noise, and I didn't dare to say that the earth shook the mountains, but at that time, the sand and rocks were flying, and the smoke and dust were rolling, which only made dozens of handsome people frightened.

"Ahh The intention is so, if you don't want to, you can't violate the intention. ”

So the number of people who cut off the heads of chickens and burned yellow paper increased tenfold on the same day, and the southwestern brother who kowtowed almost knocked down the statue of Mai Tiecane.