Chapter 292: This is not a black shop
Wu Da smiled and handed the four of them a pill, of course, this is a system product, which can resist any toxin, and the sweat medicine is naturally even more useless.
He wanted to see what the magistrate did.
Lu Fang and Yu Baosi were not afraid of big things, they took the pill with a smile, and looked forward to it, while Guo Sheng persuaded him loudly: "The owner, the son of the daughter can't sit down, so let's just smash this black shop." ”
Ma Xun also persuaded vigorously: "Yes, yes, master, there is no need to play this with these bastards, or just do it directly." ”
Wu Da smiled and shook his head and said: "It's okay, in life, you have to go through all kinds of experiences, this kind of experience of being numbed by a black shop with sweat medicine is really not there, I really want to try it!" ”
"Master, what's there to try, isn't it sweat medicine, if you want to experience it, I'll buy it for you! Master, just look at me, one person can fix this black shop! Ma said bluntly.
You must know that he is no longer the poor boy who ate the last meal before, and following Wuda's side, not only has his skills improved a lot, but also his courage, methods and vision have been greatly improved.
In the face of such a thing, he is very confident.
Wu Dahaha was happy, so he changed his previous plan, agreed and said: "Okay, leave you without eating, we will equip the hemp turn, take a look at the power of our bald tiger!" ”
"Great! Thank you hosts! Ma Xun agreed happily, rolled up his sleeves, and was ready to start a big job.
Isn't it just to learn so much for the time when you can play in the future, and young people will be even more like this after learning their skills, and they are eager to try, which is a normal idea.
In this regard, Wuhan University will not force, but will encourage.
However, originally planned to play tricks on the heart of this urging judge Li Li, but Wu Da still would not change.
Looking at the overjoyed horse, Wu Da added: "It's okay for you to do it alone, but you have to promise me one condition." ”
"Master, whatever you have to say, you can say anything, you don't need to say anything!" Ma Xun immediately expressed his loyalty.
"Well, that is, before you get rid of this black shop, you must blow them up!" Wu Da said directly, this is also to bring out Li Jun, the mixed river dragon in the back.
Doesn't this bastard Jianglong Li Jun like to arrange the situation, then Wuda will give him one first this time.
This is even more impressive.
In addition, Wuhan University has now broken into a good situation and made a great reputation, coupled with the meeting that impressed Li Jun this time, it must be able to completely convince Li Jun.
You must know that Wuda is now much stronger than Hei Saburo before, no matter how far it looks.
Li Jun is a smart person, so he will naturally understand what to do.
Ma Xun immediately nodded and said, "Okay, master, don't worry, maybe I don't have anything else to do, but this annoying person, I'm definitely good at it." ”
"Haha!" Lu Fang and the others immediately burst out laughing.
Even Guo Sheng, who has always been loyal, couldn't help laughing, and then said worriedly: "Brother Ma, you still have to pay attention to safety!" ”
"No problem, Brother Guo, don't worry! I'm a bald tiger from my master, and this time I must let them see how powerful I am! Ma Wei laughed and groaned, and his stomach was already thinking about how to blow up the murderous-looking villain.
This is the master's order, saying that if you want to be angry, then you must be angry!
Unambiguous.
After a short time, Li Li had already come out of the store, scooped a barrel of wine, cut a plate of beef, put down five large bowls, five pairs of chopsticks, and stood aside to sift the wine.
Wu Da shook his head, pointed at Ma Xun and said, "Shopkeeper, this kid is still young, he can't eat and drink, so he removed his bowl!" ”
"Don't, master, I can eat wine, no problem, just let me eat a few bowls!" Ma Xun looked very good at eating and drinking, and pleaded with Wuda.
Li Li looked at Ma Xian, and also said with admiration: "What a white-headed little Langjun, this wine in our house is extraordinary, it is not on the top, it can be eaten, it's okay!" ”
"That's it, that's it, master, I'll just eat a few bowls, one bowl, one bowl or not!" Ma Xun hurriedly continued to plead.
Wu Da waved his hand and said, "No matter how noisy it is, be careful to sell you!" ”
"Yes, yes!" Ma Xun drooped down at this time, not daring to say more.
And when Li Li saw this, he just sneered and didn't say much, but his heart was full of disdain, hehe, what is the effect of leaving such a stinky half-grown son without eating wine, when the time comes, it still depends on how you die!
Yu Baosi suddenly spoke: "Dongjia, there are many villains in the rivers and lakes now, and there are thousands of heroes who have fallen into the way. The wine and meat were filled with sweat medicine, numbness, robbery, and human flesh were used to make steamed bun fillings. Let's be careful, anyway, this is not far from Jieyang Town, when the time comes, let's go there to eat and drink! ”
"Fuck off, you don't eat wine, give me food! This person comes and goes, what does it matter, this shop looks like an old shop, there will be no such thing, and what you said, I don't believe it, where are there so many human meat steamed buns, this broad daylight, Lang Lang, not afraid! Lu Fang immediately opened his mouth to refute it, saying that he was going to grab the wine bowl.
Where would Yu Baosi let Lu Fang snatch the wine bowl, so he protected it and said: "I'm not worried about the owner, you bastard, we have come all the way, we haven't eaten wine for a long time, a bird has faded out of this mouth, if you don't eat it, it won't work!" ”
"Hey, how can this work, didn't you say you have to be careful, anyway, it's not far from Jieyang Town, it's better to wait until the town goes up to eat, and all the wine here will be eaten for me!" Lu Fang still looked unrelenting.
Yu Baosi ignored it, and said directly to Li Li: "Store, this wine is hot and delicious!" ”
Li Li, the urging judge, smiled and said, "Your brother has already said, don't eat it, I have numbing medicine in my wine and meat." ”
This guy looks extremely ferocious, it's actually good not to laugh, but this laugh is even more difficult to face, and you can't look at it at all.
Ugly, it's so ugly!
Wu Da laughed, waved his hand and said: "Don't listen to their nonsense, those black shops are in remote places in the wilderness, and the store is also a traffic artery, how can such a thing happen, don't make fun of it, go straight to the hot wine, the silver is indispensable to you!" ”
"Well, since you want to eat it hot, then I'll go and burn it!" Li Ying said with a smile, of course, this is a traffic artery, and there are a lot of people coming and going, but this Jieyangling is our brother's final say, no matter what happens, no one will talk nonsense.
You guys, just wait to become the uncle's head steamed bun, that tall bastard, the first one will die!
Li Ying scalded the hot wine, and sifted four bowls in the future.
This time, Wu Da and the other four pretended to be hungry and thirsty, and immediately ate it.
It didn't take long for me to see Yu Baosi, Lu Fang and Guo Sheng all suddenly glaring at each other, saliva dripping from the corners of their mouths.
Wu Da jumped up and said, "How did the three of you get drunk after eating a bowl?" ”
When he stood up, he was about to help the three of them get up, but he didn't feel that he was also dizzy, fell to the ground, and was bare-eyed, all of them were staring, numb, and unable to move.
Only one horse was left there crying: "Master, what's wrong, master, Brother Yu, Brother Lu, what's wrong with you?" ”
The urging judge, Li Lihaha, laughed and said, "Shame, shame! I haven't bought or sold for several days, and today I sent these five licensed goods to me. Little brother, you didn't eat and drink, and you didn't get turned over, in fact, it was not lucky, but unlucky. ”
"Why?" Ma Wei took a few steps back, looking extremely frightened, like a quail, cute and cute.
In fact, he didn't want to do this at all, he could knock Li Li to the ground with one punch, and after learning so many martial arts behind Wuda, he felt that he was full of strength, and he could blow up the opponent with one punch.
But Wu Da ordered before that the other party must be blown up, so of course it can't be solved like this.
Seeing this, Li Li didn't chase after him, but just said with a smile: "Why? That's not simple, these people are all numb to the ground, don't look at the eyes are still open now, but in fact, they will soon be unconscious, and they will die peacefully, without pain and how happy, and you? But there is no such treatment, I can only be slowly killed by me! ”
"Isn't that unfortunate?"
Li Li looked at the horse, looking like an old wolf seeing a lamb, and he panicked.
But it is extremely cunning, such a birdman is even more infuriating, not only wants to kill, but also wants to torture people.
Ma Xun pretended to be scared, and said in a loud voice: "Spare your life, spare your life, we have gold and silver here, you can spare us, spare us!" All this gold and silver will be given to you, all to you! ”
Saying that, Ma Wei ripped off the burden, the burden was full of gold and silver, Li Li's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "I have opened a hotel for many years, and it can be said that there is no shortage of such things, but I have never met you people, there are so many belongings, haha, this is not from the sky, given to me!" ”
"Boy, these things are already mine, you take my things to beg for mercy, haha, what is this, tell you, not only do these gold and silver belong to me, but also, the five of you have been booked by me to become beef, well, look at your appearance, just act as buffalo meat, which is more tender than yellow beef! You see, that big man, with rough skin and thick meat, can't even pass off yellow beef, and can only be sold as a boar! ”
Li Li looked like he was smiling, there was no doubt that he wanted to toss Ma Xun to vent his happy mood.
"Don't, don't kill me, I still have here, I still have silver here! Spare your life, spare me! Ma Xun tore off another burden, and there was a lot of gold and silver in this baggage, and Li Li's saliva was about to flow out.
"Hahaha, good, very good, boy, you know each other very well, where there is gold and silver, give it to me! I can spare your life! Li Li's eyes were already shining, and his heart was excited.
"Yes, yes, yes, not only gold and silver, but also jade, and title deeds!" Ma Xun hurriedly took out a lot of them from his arms, many of which he hid in the dark, and now took them out one by one, "Look, these are all hidden by me, otherwise, you can't find them at all, it's a loss, how about it, spare me!" These things are enough for you to eat and drink spicy food for three lifetimes! ”
Li Lishen was amazed by Ma Xun's Tibetan method, and hurriedly gave a thumbs up and praised: "Boy, you are really there, you can come up with so many methods, not bad, not bad!" ”
Immediately, Li Li's words changed: "But, what's the use of this, tell you, this time you all have to die, then, these things are mine, no matter how hidden you are, it's useless!" Haha, all right, boy, come and die! ”
Ma Xian's face suddenly changed, and the whole person no longer looked like a quail, but straightened his head high, looking at all directions: "Oh, in that case, none of this is yours!" ”
"Bastard, see if Lao Tzu doesn't break your teeth!" Li Li didn't expect Ma Xun to suddenly seem to be a different person, so he was annoyed, and went straight up and called at Ma Xian's front door.
Although this urging judge is very fierce and vicious, and he is much taller and stronger than Ma Xian, but Ma Xian has learned tiger boxing from the side of Wu Da, the great master of Xingyi Boxing, how can this Li Li be able to fight.
When even if he didn't retreat and advanced, a hungry tiger pounced on food, and immediately knocked Li Li to the ground, and he fell dizzy.
But Ma Xun did not take advantage of the victory to pursue, but returned to the distance, looking at Li Li with disdain.
Li Li slowed down on the ground for a while, then jumped up, wiped the blood from his nose, and scolded: "Good boy, you can actually hurt me, it's over, you're finished this time!" No one in heaven or on earth can save mud, let me die! ”
As he spoke, he rushed towards Ma Xian, exerting all his strength, as fast as the wind.
But Ma Wei's speed was faster, and with a flick of the tiger's tail, he knocked Li Li to the ground in one fell swoop.
This time, Li Like couldn't stand up again in a short period of time.
Ma Wei smiled and put away the gold, silver and jade on the table and said, "Look, this is a treasure jade worth three thousand taels, three thousand taels, I was originally going to give it to you, but what?" You still want to kill me, you see, now, these three thousand taels of jade, don't think about it, hey, how good, you can easily get it with a nod, but now, you can't get a penny! Pathetic, what a pitiful! ”
Ma Xian's expression, in Li Li's eyes, was almost about to breathe fire, and he was annoyed in his heart.
(End of chapter)