Chapter 19 Hearing from afar is like water
Sweep......
Broom?!
This weapon is indeed terrifying......
Lin Jianqiu almost laughed out loud, if it weren't for the fact that he had a 32-year-old black belly physique that supported the workplace, he would have really laughed out loud. Oh, no, it's not about supporting the workplace, it's about galloping the workplace. I was so suffocated by laughter that I was distracted, but I still didn't laugh, and it was not easy.
"Uh......" Lin Jianqiu cleared his throat and gave a thumbs up excitedly: "The weapon is really ...... is majestic, and the name of the Eight Bowls Woman is a good match. β
The name of the Eight Bowl Woman, with a broom, there is nothing more worthy than this.
"Hmph, that's nature." The eight-bowl woman shook her head happily again, and shook her head.
"I don't know the Eight Bowls Woman, what do these eight bowls mean?" Lin Jianqiu asked again.
He was not simply curious, but wondered if there were really beggars on this river and lake, maybe it was not like what Mr. Jin Yong wrote, what eight bags of disciples and nine bags of disciples, but used bowls to represent the level.
After all, the beggar happened to be holding a bowl and leaving it on the side of the road to beg.
"It means that you can drink eight bowls of wine in one sitting." The Eight Bowls Woman raised her head and looked at Lin Jianqiu with her nostrils.
"The woman can drink so much?!" This answer really surprised Lin Jianqiu, to be precise, it was more frightening than her broom appearance.
"That's natural!" The Eight Bowls Woman continued to point her nostrils at Lin Jianqiu, very proud, she blinked: "Have you finished drawing?" β
"I first sketched it on the coarse cloth, you see if it works, this is called the first draft, and then if there is anything to change, you put it forward, I will revise it, this is called the final draft. When it's finalized, I'll draw it on the silk handkerchief you gave me. β
Lin Jianqiu described the whole process to the Bawan Woman in as much detail as possible, so that the Heroine could feel the hard work and sincerity of the whole process, not to be angry, let alone slap after slap, which could perfectly solve this crisis.
It would be great if you could still make friends with the heroine
After all, such a beautiful woman......
It's rare to see a person who can feel his beauty even if he is masked.
This is the first woman he has ever met in this world, and it is also fate. Besides, this heroine seems to have no heart, and if he can become friends with her, he can find out a lot of things he doesn't know.
For example, how big the world is; For example, what is outside Huacheng, such as what are the martial arts of heroes in this world, and so on.
"In this way, you can do your best not to make mistakes, and not to waste the woman's veil." Lin Jianqiu was particularly considerate and picked up the coarse cloth handkerchief in his hand, thinking to himself that the first two times he was beaten were all losses that did not show fear of the heroine.
Now, Lin Jianqiu uses practical actions to set off the authority of the heroine, and it is both the first draft and the final draft, this sycophant should always be right.
Syllable!
Rounded his arm and slapped again, Lin Jianqiu covered his face helplessly, hitting people without slapping his face, what does this girl mean! Why are you hitting me again?! When labor and management have no temper!
Can......
Not afraid of the broom she held in her hand, but afraid of the short knife she stuck in her waist. This person has martial arts, and he is definitely not an opponent, so he can only endure it for the time being. So Lin Jianqiu hid the anger in his heart and looked at this hero helplessly......
He really doesn't understand, what's the matter?! Why are you angry again?!
"You little guy, you dare to think that I can't afford to waste a few handkerchiefs in this hero?! Do you mean Ben Daxia is a poor ghost?! β
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I see......
The brain circuit of this woman is really different from ordinary people, so let's talk less and do more. Lin Jianqiu touched his red and swollen face, and it didn't seem to hurt so much when he was beaten by such a beautiful woman.
I can only comfort myself like this.
Lin Jianqiu raised the pen to paint, in fact, her painting is simple, especially the masked Q print, which was similar when she was helping in the comic room before, plus the eyes of this eight-bowl heroine are round, which is very similar.
Three or two times, the side outlined.
"Not bad! That's great! Right! Right! This one looks good! The woman was so happy that she leaned over and shook her head in satisfaction, and pointed: "My weapon, my weapon!" β
In fact, the Q prints were originally painted with her majesty, but this weapon is really majestic, a broom......
She's not going to hit me again, is she?
Lin Jianqiu muttered in his heart, no matter what, let's talk about the painting, anyway, it is the first draft, and it itself has to be changed, so he took the pen in his hand and sketched it, and the whole picture was finished.
"Great!" What made Lin Jianqiu breathe a sigh of relief was that the Eight Bowls Woman was very satisfied with this painting, and she was so satisfied that after turning it over and over in her hand and looking at it several times, she gave a thumbs up: "Okay, give me another poem." β
Poem?
Lin Jianqiu was a little embarrassed. The sentence written at the gate of Jinmanyuan seemed to others to be a stroke of genius, and he knew in his heart that it was just that sentence that he had just recited, and it happened to be useful.
But if he really wants to compose his own poems, it is still very difficult.
"Quick!" This eight-bowl hero has a really bad temper, Lin Jianqiu hesitated for a while, and the knife was put on his neck. Compared to her broom, the knife is still terrifying.
It's better to send this ancestor away as soon as possible, just like that, he was slapped three times, and his neck was broken, which was too dangerous.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute...... Lin Jianqiu's mind was running rapidly, and he suddenly remembered a sentence, so he read: "Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles." Brushing off the clothes and going away, hiding deep with the name. β
"This hero should not hide his name deeply, this hero is a top killer, and he can't hide it, this song does not match the prestige of this hero."
"What about the first two sentences? Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles. Lin Jianqiu explained: "Ten steps can kill an enemy, and no one can stop you for thousands of miles." β
The Eight Bowls Woman's face darkened, she glared at Lin Jianqiu, the knife in her hand pressed slightly, and she only felt that she was going to cut his throat every minute, and said, "Ten steps? This hero's move is deadly! β
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It's hard to serve.
It's better to retract the idea of becoming friends with this woman, and send this grumpy woman away as soon as possible, so that there will be no more connections in the future. In the face of a woman who can't be beaten by herself, the uncertainty is too high.
If you accidentally lose your head, it's not worth it.
Lin Jianqiu looked at Liu Mei'er, who was lying motionless on the bed, and dispelled the naΓ―ve idea of becoming friends with the heroine. What is the outside world like, what can I learn martial arts, why bother?
Huacheng is a very good world, develop well, three wives and four concubines plus a few more to accompany the bed, how great!
Send the plague god, hurry up and send the plague god!
Lin Jianqiu racked his brains, and remembered again: "Young man!" Well...... Wuling is young in the east of the gold city, and the silver saddle and white horse spend the spring breeze. β
"Where is Wuling? No way! β
"The iron horse shines on the mountains and rivers, and the winter clothes accompany Chu Ge."
"What is Chu Ge? No way! β
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Seeing that the heroine was getting more and more angry, and there was still a knife around her neck, Lin Jianqiu's poems were frightened, and he couldn't think of any other poems to describe the hero.
He couldn't help but hold his head, and muttered very depressedly: "You can't use 'smelling like water, easy to penetrate spring green'......"
At the moment, that's all he has in his head.
"That's good! That's good! β
Unexpectedly, the eight-bowl woman liked this sentence very much, and her eyes lit up: "What green?" Ben Daxia loves green! This hero's favorite is green! β
As she spoke, she took the knife off Lin Jianqiu's neck and paced back and forth, showing that she really liked it.
found her favorite poems for the heroine, Lin Jianqiu should have been happy, after all, this matter is complete, and she only needs to write it on silk to send the heroine away.
But at this time, he was very anxious.
This is a poem I made when I was joking with my friends when I was in high school, and it was used as a joke.
Lying like water in the distance, it is easy to penetrate the spring green.
Ask me who I am, a big stupid donkey......
"This sentence is not good! Woman! Lin Jianqiu waved his hand again and again: "This sentence is not good!" This sentence ......"
"What?! You want to leave this sentence to other heroes?! Well, the knife was on the neck again, and the anger was so angry that the woman screamed: "That's it! Don't give this to others! This sentence is most in line with the identity of this hero! Temperament! Renown! β
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Shivering, not daring to move.
"Otherwise, Ben Daxia will kill you!" As she spoke, the Eight Bowls Woman took out another knife from her left leg, and flew out without looking.
Bang dang!
The knife technique is really accurate, and it hits the wine glass on the table directly.
Lin Jianqiu didn't dare to move.
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