Chapter 42: Wanton Plagiarism
Just as he was saying this, Qian Shitang suddenly stood up with a wine glass and staggered, without even swallowing the food in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Everyone... Have you noticed that today's moon is particularly eye-catching, and it is big... It's round again, comparable to the beautiful full moon on August 15th! Hehe! On the occasion of this good day, today we are fortunate to taste the exquisite and delicious food made by the handsome hand, why not add icing on the cake, please ask our most talented marshal of the Han Dynasty to write another poem, in order to remember this scene! ”
When everyone heard this, they applauded, but my head grew all of a sudden.
Although I am confident that I also have some skills in ancient poetry, it is a bit difficult for me to compose a poem on the spot and win the praise of everyone.
Looking at everyone's expectant eyes, I, the fake Han champion, couldn't help but show embarrassment.
You birdmen are well fed and fed, and I'm still hungry! One by one, they were full of wine and food, Yaxing came up, and asked me to compose a poem on the spot to make you happy, isn't this an idle egg pain?
It's just that if I excuse my excuse, not only will I sweep away everyone's interest, but also the gold content of my Han champion will not be greatly reduced.
I had no choice but to stand up slowly, and greet everyone with my fists in my fists, but I made up my mind, isn't it a poem related to the night of the full moon? I can't do it myself, and I can't plagiarize!
As long as I pick up a famous work of any poet from five generations later, I won't completely stun you! But which one is the best one?
After thinking about it, in order to have the best effect, and for the occasion, let's use Su Shi's 'water tune song head' that I am most familiar with!
I deliberately pondered for a while, let the poem be reviewed in my mind in advance, and then looked up at the bright moon above my head, and recited it slowly and logically:
"When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky. I don't know the heavenly palace, what year is it tonight?
I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the high place is unbearable.
Dance to figure out the shadow, how it seems to be in the world!
Turn Zhu Pavilion, low Qihu, shine sleeplessly. There should be no hatred, what is the long time to say goodbye?
People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete.
I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles. ”
After reciting this poem representing Su Dongpo's highest achievement, I myself was deeply substituted by this situation, still in a state of confusion and intoxication, maintaining a tall and chic posture, looking up at the bright moon in the sky, but actually listening to everyone's reactions.
Unexpectedly, there was only one word in the audience, 'quiet'! Listen carefully, it's still 'quiet'!
I wondered, are all these people made of wood? Why didn't there be any reaction at all, but this is also an eternal swan song!
I looked back at Wanru, only to see that she was still looking up at the bright moon stupidly, muttering something softly, as if she didn't know where she was.
I was about to call softly, but I didn't expect a burst of applause behind me, and I almost fell to the ground in fright.
The thunderous applause rang out for a long time, and a shallow smile appeared on the corner of my mouth, and I knew that I had once again impressed the crowd, and I did not leave them a single room for it.
Everyone's burning eyes burned my body again, and admiration, admiration, and eager eyes intertwined on me, making me feel a little uncomfortable.
Qian Shitang, who was only fifty years old, said in a trembling tone: "I didn't expect wow! I didn't expect that there is such an upside-down and intoxicating sentence in the world, this is really unprecedented, and there is no one after you! Alas! A good 'people have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny', such a good sentence is natural, and the witty words are unique, how is this possible! What a miracle! Alas! The old man is really half a hundred! ”
I really didn't expect such a big response, which I didn't expect in advance, especially if it was like if it went crazy and had an amnesiac state, it would be a mess.
I hurriedly clenched my fists and said a few words of humility, but I didn't expect it to be rave reviews, and the words of praise came one after another, almost making it difficult for me to parry. With the impetus of this excellent lyrics, the atmosphere of the banquet was also pushed to a climax, when everyone was full of wine and food, I also successfully arranged the teaching task of Yunnan Lecture Martial Arts Hall, and everyone still had a trace of hesitation, and they all happily accepted it.
After the wine was gone, I exuded the smell of alcohol and hugged as if I had entered the bedroom of the main room.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the room, I seemed to happily turn around and throw myself into my arms, the fragrance of my hair bun invaded my nose, my shy and charming face was buried in my chest, and my soft and light body snuggled in my arms, making my heart numb.
After a long time, she raised her head and exhaled softly: "I wish people a long time, thousands of miles together, what a far-reaching and evocative good word!" Official, concubine body heard that this kind of word has just become popular in the Jianghuai area, but I didn't expect you, a great talent in Lingnan, to be so handy. Official, can you chant it again and let the concubine copy it," he said, pulling me to the bookcase outside.
Seeing that her interest was so high, I couldn't refuse, so I had to let her lay out the pen and paper, and recited it twice in a row until it seemed to be completely copied.
This is not the end, as if I was disgusted that what I had just written was too fast and not ideal, and I copied it again with great interest, so I took the trouble to recite it repeatedly, and directly put aside, a talented lyricist.
I was a little speechless, so I had to gently pat her shoulder and said, "It's like, it's not too early for you to see, let's rest early, as long as I have time in the future, I will compose a poem for you every day, what do you think!" ”
As if hearing me say this, he suddenly turned around excitedly, put his arms around my neck, jumped up and climbed on top of me with both legs, and said coquettishly: "Wow! The gentleman is hard to chase after a word, and the official can't play Lai You, but the concubine can't wait, you have to make a song for me tonight, otherwise the concubine won't be able to sleep! ”
Hearing her coquettish words, I only smiled wryly and shook my head, there was really nothing I could do with her. However, I can't stand it anymore because of the soft words in my arms.
Under her gentle and soft words, I had to search my intestines and scrape my stomach, and after thinking about it for a long time, I finally remembered that Wu Wenying's 'Tasha Xing' is still relatively familiar, and after thinking about it, I casually chanted:
"Runyu cage silk, sandalwood cherry leaning on the fan, embroidery circle is still with fat and fragrance.
The heart-to-heart dance skirt is red, and the mugwort branch should be pressed into chaos.
Dreaming of a thousand mountains, an arrow in the shade of the window, and a new red silk wrist with fragrant scars.
The people across the river are in the sound of rain, and the evening breeze is full of autumn grievances. ”
As soon as the words fell, with a pleasant and moving exclamation, as if his beautiful and moving eyes were widened, he threw himself into my arms again, and whispered as if he had a nightmare: "Official, why are these sentences that are neither like poetry nor like songs, so beautiful and moving?" Why haven't I heard you mention it before? ”
I gently hugged her unbearable little waist, slowly sucked the fragrance of her hair and delicate earlobes, and said slowly: "This kind of novel and strange lyrics has just emerged in the coastal areas of Jiangsu and Zhejiang, so it is not very popular now. Hehe! It hasn't been spread in the capital, and of course you haven't heard of it. ”
After saying these words, I was afraid that I would make some more unreasonable demands, so I hurriedly picked her up around my arms without saying anything, and quickly rushed into the bedroom with great interest.