Chapter 62: The Donkey and the Horse

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"Plop!"

"Ouch!"

"Brother Li, are you okay?"

Wu Xiaoliu and Chen Anan hurriedly stepped forward to help Li Qi, who had just fallen on all fours.

"You get out of the way for me, Lao Tzu still doesn't believe in this evil, and even you, a brute, can't help it."

As soon as Li Qi stood up, he pushed Wu Xiaoliu and the others away, pointed to the extremely calm little donkey in front of him and scolded.

If you miss an appointment once in a while, it can still be forgiven, if you miss an appointment twice in a row for two days in a row, and the other party is still the same person, and most importantly, the other party is still a woman, this kind of mistake is absolutely unforgivable.

Li Qi naturally knew the stakes, and besides, he still had a request for Bai Qiannuo, so he got up from bed early in the morning today, ready to go to Wangchunmen to make an appointment.

But because he had been running around all day yesterday, his legs were still sore, so Li Qi asked Wu Xiaoliu to rent him a little donkey.

This thing, he really rode it for the first time, and he was quite looking forward to it. However, before he rode the little donkey out of the yard, he had already fallen down three times, and the scene was really miserable.

"Brother Li, don't you always say that you used to ride that horse a lot? Why can't you even ride a little donkey now? Wu Xiaoliuqiang held back a smile and asked with curiosity on his face.

"What do you call that horse? Remember, it's called 'BMW'. Understand? Li Qi said angrily.

"But I used to see people riding donkeys, they all stepped on it, and put their legs on both sides, and no one put their legs on one side like you, and you didn't hold on to the reins, of course it was easy to fall off." Chen Anan expressed great doubts about Li Qi's posture of riding a donkey.

"Haven't you heard of Zhang Guo riding a donkey upside down? It's called being handsome. Do you understand? ”

Both shook their heads at the same time.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you."

Li Qi waved his hand, seeing that it was not early, he glanced at the malnourished little donkey in front of him, sighed, turned over and rode up, according to what Chen Anan said, his legs were firmly clamped between the donkey's body, one hand tightly grasped the reins, and the other hand stretched out to Wu Xiaoliu, and said, "Bring my hat." ”

"Oh."

Wu Xiaoliu hurriedly handed the hat with a broken horn to Li Qi.

Li Qi took the hat, coquettishly buckled his head, clamped his legs, and shouted: "Go! ”

The little donkey snorted a few times and walked slowly forward.

Chen Anan looked at Li Qi's back as he gradually moved away, and asked Wu Xiaoliu, "Sixth son, Brother Li, has he really ridden a horse before?" ”

Wu Xiaoliu shook his head and said, "I don't know this, but I'm sure he must not have ridden a donkey." ”

Li Qi rode a little donkey and came to Wangchun Gate leisurely, looking around, where to see the figure of the white lady.

No way? That chick wouldn't have deliberately tricked me, would she?

Just when Li Qi was nervous, a carriage suddenly rushed out of the side, and stopped right next to him, so frightened that Li Qi almost fell off the donkey's back, and without even looking at it, he opened his mouth and scolded: "! Do you know how to drive? Don't you see there's still a person standing here? "He hates these people who break the traffic rules the most.

"I didn't see a man, but I saw a donkey." At this time, a crisp voice suddenly sounded in front of the carriage.

Hey? This voice is so familiar!

Li Qi leaned over, looked in front of the car, and saw a little girl looking at him with a smile.

This little girl is Bai Qiannuo's maid Xing'er, and there is a wrinkled coachman sitting next to her.

Depend on! It's you stinky girl again, it's really a narrow road.

Li Qi sneered: "Yo, who should I be, it turned out to be an apricot girl." As he spoke, he said to the little donkey who sat down: "Dude, okay, apricot girl, in this vast sea of people, there is only you in your eyes, even handsome guys like me have ignored it, it seems that your boy is not shallow!" ”

Xing'er was slightly stunned, then reacted, her eyes widened, pointed at Li Qi, and just wanted to scold, when she suddenly heard a pleasant voice in the carriage, "Li Gongzi chose this donkey in the vast sea of donkeys, and he must have loved it for a long time, how dare my maid take away the beauty of people, besides, this donkey is a female donkey, and it is a match made in heaven with Gongzi." ”

When Xing'er heard this, she immediately turned her anger into joy, and squinted at Li Qi proudly.

Li Qi was slightly stunned, and smiled into the carriage: "The white lady is reasonable, no wonder you will find a stallion to be a mount." He pointed his hand back to the crotch of the horse in front of the cart.

It was Bai Qiannuo who spoke just now.

Xing'er looked in the direction of Li Qi's finger, and suddenly her face was flushed with shame, and she pointed at Li Qi and said, "You --- you lewd." ”

When it came to this verbal effort, Bai Qiannuo knew that he was not as good as Li Qi, so he snorted angrily and said, "Xing'er, let's go." ”

Xing'er glared at Richie, then whispered a few words to the coachman.

Suddenly, the coachman struck the horse with a whip and shouted, "Drive! ”

The handsome horse immediately spread his feet and ran out of the city.

Sweat! It seems like that's a bit too much.

Li Qi hurriedly shouted loudly: "White lady, where are you going?" I'm just talking to you. ”

"People, I've already helped you find it, it just depends on whether you can keep up with it."

Bai Qiannuo's voice was heard in the distance.

Li Qi looked down at his little donkey, raised his head and roared, "Damn! You're kidding me. ”

At this time, the carriage had already run more than ten zhang away, and Bai Qiannuo told Li Qi with her actions that she was serious.

"Dude, it's time for you to show your strength, come--- come, wo! Can you run away! ”

Li Qi looked at the calm donkey who was still unmoved, still walking slowly, and was so angry that he just wanted to slaughter this guy and drink, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "I knew this was the case, I shouldn't have saved that money this morning, just let the six sons rent a horse, it's really a misstep and a hatred for eternity!" ”

In fact, Li Qiyuan also wanted to rent a horse, but he had never ridden a horse, and his heart was very empty. The donkey is good, short and cute, and runs slowly, the probability of a car accident is very small, and this Northern Song Dynasty is a typical donkey with more horses and fewer horses, and those who can ride on horses are either rich or expensive, and today's horses are simply comparable to the Ferrari of his time, and the rent is naturally very expensive.

Unexpectedly, this Bai Qiannuo actually came in a carriage, which made Li Qi a little unexpected

After Bai Qiannuo rode the carriage for a while, he suddenly remembered the last time Li Qi got lost, and couldn't help but feel a little worried, Dai frowned slightly, and shouted, "Stop." ”

The coachman immediately stopped the carriage.

"Sister Qi'er, what's the matter?" Apricot said in surprise.

Bai Qiannuo said lightly: "Xing'er, go and see if that kid has followed." ”

"Oh."

Xing'er answered, jumped out of the car, and looked back, although there were many pedestrians on the road, but none of them rode donkeys, and grinned: "Sister Qi'er, how can that kid's donkey be compared with our horse, it has long been gone." ”

After hearing this, Bai Qiannuo secretly complained in his heart, Li Qi is the protagonist today, if he doesn't go, then this trip will be considered in vain, and said: "Then let's wait for him here." ”

Even though Xing'er was reluctant in her heart, Bai Qiannuo had spoken, and she could only obey orders.

The three of them waited for about a stick of incense, but there was still no sign of Li Qi.

This fool won't be lost again.

Bai Qiannuo became more and more worried, and said anxiously: "Xing'er, let's go back and find that kid." ”

At this moment, a light singing voice suddenly came from behind.

I have a little donkey that I never ride.

One day on a whim, I rode it to the market.

I had a little leather whip in my hand, and I was so proud.

I don't know why, I fell into the mud.

When Xing'er heard this, she hurriedly jumped out of the car again, and saw a young man wearing a broken hat walking towards them on a small donkey.

"Yikes! Sister Qi'er, it's that kid. ---Hey? It's strange what kind of song he's singing. ”

Bai Qiannuo had already heard that it was Li Qi's voice, but when he heard that little song, he pursed his lips and chuckled, and said, "Who knows where he heard it from." ”