Bite!

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the 30 shock value of the Tan Sect!"

Du He was stunned.

The vicious monk in front of him turned out to be Tan Zong?

That is, the legendary boss of the thirteen stick monks who saved the Tang King?

Du He stepped forward in surprise and asked, "You are the Great General of the Protector of the Country?" Tan Zong? ”

When Li Er conquered Wang Shichong, he was too confident and fell into Wang Shichong's trap, and was almost captured alive.

After Li Er ascended the throne, he named Tanzong as the general of the protector of the country, Tanzong did not like the government, Li Er built a Huguo Temple in the south of Chang'an City, Tanzong is the abbot of the temple.

These stories were all told by Du Ruhui when Du He was a child.

The monk nodded hurriedly: "That's right, the colt, it's the old man!" ”

Tan Zong thought that if he reported his name and surname, Du He would let him go.

Who knows, Du He stepped forward, pointed to Tanzong's head, and scolded: "You are the concubine, your whole family is a concubine, you want to say the word concubine again, believe it or not, I castrated you?" ”

Tan Zong came down in a cold sweat.

It is said that Duhe is one of the four evils of Chang'an, and when I saw it today, it was really famous.

Even, compared with the other three evils of Changsun Chong, Fang Yiai, and Gao Fulfillment, this Duhe is even more difficult to provoke!

Tan Zong hurriedly said: "Du Gongzi, I was wrong, I was wrong, this Huguo Temple, you can visit it casually, if you fancy something good, just take it." ”

Tan Zong thought to himself, hurry up and send this gentleman away.

Although he is Li Erqin's protector general, he is just a name, but he can't afford to provoke Du He, Du He has a prime minister's father, not to mention, the most important thing is that he is a guard, he looks stupid, but his force is more than ten times that of Tan Zong, which is too perverted.

Du He put his hands behind his back and swayed in and took a turn.

Although this Huguo Temple is a temple, it is actually Li Erxiu's private territory to Tanzong, the temple is luxurious and abnormal, a big Buddha on the main hall, it is more than two zhang high, the surface is gilded, and it is so solemn that it can't be.

After walking around, Du He said: "Abbot, I said that your temple is not good, you are not enthusiastic at all, I have been around for a long time, and I haven't seen any water to drink?" ”

Tan Zong was miserable, but he still laughed and said: "Du Gongzi wait a minute, the meal will be ready soon." ”

Immediately, the rice came up, although it was all vegetarian, but it was also made more delicately, and the taste was very good.

After eating, Du He patted his stomach and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that although there are no meat dishes, this monk's meal is so delicious...... Abbot, are you okay with that? ”

Tan Zong smiled on the surface, and tears flowed in his heart: "...... No comment, I'll arrange someone to clean your guest room. ”

Du He stood up and patted Tan Zong's shoulder very familiarly: "Abbot, you are really hospitable, when you arrive in Chang'an City another day, my son will definitely treat you well, not to mention anything else, go to Pingkangfang, the girl will order casually." ”

Tan Zong almost fell to his knees.

Who doesn't know the name of Pingkangfang, that is the first red light district in Datang.

"Du Gongzi, you can't make it...... Monks don't touch women! ”

"Oh well, what a pity!"

Tan Zong hurriedly ordered someone to clean the guest room and arrange for Du He to stay.

Then, he hurriedly found two young monks and instructed: "You two, go to Chang'an City quickly, and report to the Laiguo Mansion, saying that Du Gongzi is in Huguo Temple, and he is annoying that Lai Guogong will come and take people away quickly." ”

A monk asked, "Abbot, isn't he just a gentleman?" There's no need to make such a fuss, right? ”

Tan Zong hurriedly said: "You know a fart, just a moment ago, several treasures of our temple have been put into his pocket......

……

in the Royal Palace.

Li Er asked, "Is there any news of Duhe?" ”

Zhao Yang shook his head: "Your Majesty, the Duke of Laiguo has sent everyone to look for it, and General Li Junxian, the general of Zhonglang, has also led a hundred people out of the city to look for it, there is no news for the time being!" ”

"Hmph," Li Er flicked his sleeves angrily, "What a waste, a group of waste, so many people, I can't even find a person, pass on the decree to bite Jin and Qin Qiong, and let the two of them quickly catch Du He back for me!" ”

"Yes!"

As soon as the chamberlain Zhao Yang left, he saw a palace maid hurriedly running into the store, and shouted in a panic: "Oh no, no, your majesty, the queen fainted in anger when she heard the news of Du He's escape from marriage." ”

When Li Er heard this, he hurriedly rushed to the harem.

Under the diagnosis and treatment of the imperial doctor, Empress Changsun had already woken up, but her face was as pale as paper and very haggard.

The imperial doctor hurriedly reported: "Your Majesty, the queen's qi and blood are insufficient, and I am afraid that it will be difficult to recover for a while." ”

Li Er said angrily: "It's all this Duhe, see how I clean him up!" Quickly pass the medicine king into the palace......"

……

Duho took a nap and just got up, but he heard a commotion outside.

"Where's that little bunny from Duhe?"

A broken gong sounded in the courtyard like thunder.

Du He's face changed suddenly.

"Damn, didn't I sneak out? How did you get this guy? ”

Du He pushed open the door and took a look.

I saw that the courtyard was already full of people, all of whom were heavily armed Chang'an City forbidden troops.

The first two, Du He can't be more cooked.

On the left is the general of the left leading army, Lu Guogong Cheng bites gold, and he is five big and three thick, he speaks with one mouth, and the muscles on his face are scurrying up and down left and right, and timid children can cry when they see it.

On the right is Qin Qiong, the general of the right leading army and the Duke of Yiguo, with a thin body, a sallow face, and very sharp eyes.

Du He stepped forward and said dissatisfiedly: "Uncle Cheng, what are you talking about, disturbing my sleep!" ”

"I," Cheng Yanjin pointed at Du He and shouted unceremoniously, "Lao Du I is famous, how did you give birth to such a stupid son as you, I really feel worthless for Lao Du, little rabbit cub, hurry up and follow me into the palace to ask Your Majesty for guilt, otherwise the entire Laiguo Mansion will suffer with you." ”

Duhe shrugged: "What if I don't go?" ”

"Rabbit cub, today I will teach you a lesson for Lao Du!"

Cheng Bites the metal and never says a word when he can do it, he is angry, and walks directly towards Du He, and as soon as he stretches out his hand, he wants to grab Du He's shoulder.

At this moment, Lu Bu next to him suddenly flashed forward and pinched Cheng Yanjin's wrist.

Lao Cheng exerted his strength, and Lu Bu remained motionless.

"Straight lady thief, where did the fool come out? Dare to do it with Lao Cheng......"

Lao Cheng reluctantly withdrew his hand and fought against Lu Bu in two moves, and he was defeated.

I saw that Cheng couldn't hold his face, his face turned red, and he shouted: "Take my Xuanhua axe!" ”

Thinking back then, Cheng Biting Jin carried two big axes, and Lin Xiaogushan relied on the three-plate axe of picking teeth, picking out ears, and gouging out eyes, and was stunned to rob Yang Lin of the 400,000 taels of silver that Yang Lin gave to Yang Guang to celebrate his birthday...... It's not prestigious, but today I lost to a little-known man, this face must be recovered!