Chapter Seventy-Nine: Hey, Hey, Hey

The little emperor couldn't whisper to Zai Cheng, and the messenger who bought the book fell on Xiao Lizi's head again.

Unexpectedly, when Xiao Lizi saw the "book list" issued by the little emperor, he immediately made a bitter face, knelt down, and said: "Long live the forgiveness of the sins, this messenger, the slave can't do it." ”

The little emperor glared and said, "I haven't done it yet, why can't I do it?" You're just cheating and tricky, and you won't help! Be careful with my ......"

was thinking about how to "be careful with me", Xiao Lizi said: "Ouch, long live the master is a wrong minion!" This errand, the slave to do it, is really inappropriate! Long live the Lord thinks, under the minions, there is no such thing...... This, hehe, how can a eunuch read this kind of book? The slave went to the glass factory to buy this kind of book, but it didn't work...... Is the news ancient? One to ten, ten to hundred...... Hey! ”

The little emperor let out an "ah" and frowned: "This...... I didn't expect that. ”

Xiao Lizi laughed twice and said, "It doesn't matter if the slave is himself, but someone will say that the eunuch doesn't read this kind of book, so he must buy it...... Hehe, it must be a substitute...... Uh, the master bought it, this, people outside the palace, there are not a few people who know the identity of the slave, so ...... Hey! ”

In this way, inside and outside the palace, everyone knows that the little emperor is going to read the book of "Erotic Forbidden Destruction", hehe.

The little emperor's face was slightly red, and he had nothing to say.

After a while, he kicked Xiao Lizi lightly: "Get out!" ”

"Yes, Long live Xie!"

Xiao Lizi stood up, and the little emperor snorted and said, "What kind of books are these?" You're 'clear'. ”

"Long live the Lord. Slaves don't read. However, I have never eaten pork, and I have seen pigs run, hehe. ”

"Don't 'hehe', you say, what should I do about this?"

"It's easy to do--this messenger, just ask Master Wang to do it."

"Oh! yes......"

The next day, when I was in Hongdeokjeon. The little emperor took advantage of the fact that the barnyard was not paying attention, and took an opportunity to say to Wang Qingqi: "The barnyard official said that although it is not a great way, but the best of them may not be able to express the meaning of the sage!" So, well, ask the people and watch the wind and accept the rumors. In addition to tens of thousands, it is also advisable to see! This one. Well, I don't know, is there anyone with good writing and ideas who can read it? ”

This passage, the little emperor has been working for half a night, and he said it at this moment, like a decent one.

Of course, there are still some things that are not quite suitable: he is not pro-government, and "tens of thousands" cannot be talked about.

Wang Qingqi was stunned for a moment, but his mind turned very quickly, and said: "What the emperor said is very true, the minister will go back, try his best to search, understand the echo, and enter the front of the palace." ”

So, which books should be "presented"?

After school, a group of eunuchs surrounded the little emperor and left the Hongde Palace, Xiao Lizi deliberately swallowed slowly, staying at the end, Wang Qingqi caught up with two steps, and said in a low voice: "Gonggong Li, please stay, I have something to ask for advice." ”

The two found a secluded place, and Xiao Lizi handed the "book list" to Wang Qingqi.

Wang Qingqi glanced at it, gasped first, he looked around, and seeing that no one was paying attention, he quickly stuffed the "book list" into the leaves of his boots, straightened up, and his brows were already slightly furrowed.

"The emperor's age," Wang Qingqi said worriedly, "After all, it's not too big, these books, read them now, this ...... Is it appropriate? ”

Xiao Lizi smiled and said, "Look at what Master Wang, you said - it's not too big?" Put it outside, at the age of our long live master, we can marry a daughter-in-law! I can't keep it, my sons have been born! What is it to read a few idle books? ”。

Wang Qingqi groaned and said: "That, after all, it's outside the palace......"

"Don't worry," Xiao Lizi smiled again, "It's in the palace, and it's also exquisite-you don't know, the rules in the palace, before the big wedding of the Long Live Lord, you have to select eight palace maids who are a little older, and have outstanding looks and figures, and wait for the Long Live Lord, Master Wang, you listen to the names of these eight - the master of ceremonies, the master of ceremonies, the secretary of the bed, and the secretary of the account-you guess, what are these eight doing for the Lord of Long Live?" ”

"The master of ceremonies, the master of ceremonies, the master of the bed, and the secretary of the account...... Wang Qingqi's eyes lit up, "Isn't it, for the emperor...... Primary? ”

"Ahh Xiao Lizi patted his hands lightly, "If you don't say that you are a master, just guess!" ”

Wang Qingqi laughed in a low voice: "Is there really such a thing? Before, I thought that these words were all imaginary and false rumors by people outside! ”

"Of course it's true!" Xiao Lizi said, "Do you think, when you get married, hehe, let's secretly say something here, what about the queen, she is still a yellow flower virgin, her mother's old man, the grandmother of the Internal Affairs Office, no matter how you teach, that kind of thing, I still don't understand!" If this is above, Long Live Lord is also ignorant, this cave room spends candle nights, and the little couple is not going to catch the blind? That...... Do you have to delay the birth and rearing of the emperor's heir? ”

Wang Qingqi nodded again and again: "It makes sense, it makes sense!" The emperor's heir is the greatest, this is indeed to take precautions and prepare for it! Well, these eight female officials, the master of ceremonies, the master of ceremonies, the secretary of bed, and the secretary of the account...... The responsibility is very heavy, the responsibility is very heavy! ”

"Isn't it?" Xiao Lizi smiled proudly, "These eight messengers are good messengers of the first class!" After serving the Lord in bed, he no longer has to deal with the cheap servitude, and he holds a rich and generous monthly rule, and if he is lucky, he gave birth to a son and a half daughter, and after the Lord of Long Live ascends the throne, will he ascend to the sky in one step? ”

"Yes, yes, that's what my father-in-law said!" Wang Qingqi said, "In this way...... Well, these books can't be listed as ordinary idle books! ”

After a pause, he said: "In addition to the emperor's admonition, although the barnyard official is not a great way, but the best of them may not be able to express the meaning of the sages', so 'ask the people, watch the wind and accept rumors, and in addition to a few thousand, it is also advisable to read them' - in addition, hehe, these books are also the same as those eight female officials, and the emperor will be the one in the future...... Well, it's not helpful! ”

Xiao Lizi laughed in a low voice: "Master Wang, what you said is really reasonable!" Especially the word 'in the future', it is absolutely amazing! ”

Wang Qingqi was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and scolded in his heart: Dead eunuch!

But he said: "My father-in-law really knows how to tell jokes - I will finally feel shallow on paper, and I never know that I have to do it!" ”

This time it was Xiao Lizi's turn to be stunned, but Lu You's two poems are very plain, although Xiao Lizi has not read any books, he is extremely smart, and after a little thought, he understands what it means, and can't help laughing "haha": "Master Wang, you really know how to tell jokes!" ”

As soon as the words came out, he thought that it was really inappropriate to laugh so insolently in the palace, so he hurriedly held back himself and lowered his voice: "Hey, hey, hey!" ”

*(To be continued.) )