Chapter 356: Water Drops Brother's Head
God said, "Let there be light!"
And so there was light in the world.
Duhe said: "Have water!"
But there was no movement!
On the contrary, everyone else was lying on the fence of Fufeng Garden, looking at Du He curiously.
……
Before a stick of incense.
In the distance, a plank-barred place near Changle Fang.
Lu Yuan and the others were indeed looking forward to it, looking at the sky from time to time.
In the middle of the river, the huge iron plate hung in the air.
Shout.
Rumble.
When the fireworks exploded, Lu Yuan suddenly shouted excitedly: "Hurry up, do it!" ”
Several craftsmen climbed onto the shelf, pointed at the rope that was four arms thick, and looked down sharply.
Bang.
After a loud bang.
The huge iron plate plunged into the water at once, and under the impact of the huge force, it was directly embedded in the depths of the river bottom.
The small river flowing from the palace was cut off at once, and the water downstream quickly decreased, and the water level slowly rose at a speed visible to the naked eye in the direction of the palace.
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Fufuen.
On the lake.
Du He, dressed in white, stood up straight, his hands raised high, and raised his body to face the sky.
The hot air balloon slowly rose.
When it reached a height of dozens of feet, it was suddenly ignited by a fireball in the basket and burned with a bang.
It didn't take long to burn out.
At this moment, someone suddenly shouted: "Look, water, water!" ”
Everyone looked down again, but saw that the level of the lake was slowly rising.
The people around were all panicking.
This is the lake of the Imperial Palace, and it will rise on its own.
Even Li Er is a little unsettled at the moment.
Around, a group of heavily armed forbidden troops immediately rushed up, but there was nothing they could do about it when they watched the lake slowly rise.
There is no one to explain this strange phenomenon.
After a few moments, I saw the lake rise, and the water level was almost level with the small island of Fufuyuan.
Fang was still muttering about the people who couldn't get on Du He, but he watched Du He jump lightly and went ashore.
Only then did everyone realize that Du He's feet turned out to be a black futon-like thing.
When he came ashore, he picked up the thing with ease, and he didn't know how to get it, but when he heard a pop, he shrank rapidly, and finally folded it like a bag and carried it around his body.
Du He walked up flutteringly dressed and smiling, like an immortal.
Everyone was stunned.
Then, as he walked forward, he sang, "When is the bright moon...... Ask the sky for wine......"
On the other side of Fufeng Garden, on the grass.
Li Ke observed the situation on the island, heard Du He's singing, turned around and shouted to a group of musicians behind him: "Blow, play, pull up!" ”
Suddenly, various musical instruments rang out.
It is not the tune of this era, but a kind of music that everyone has never heard before.
Li Ke said excitedly: "Use a little force." ”
Then I saw this kid take out a tweeter from behind him that did not belong to this era, turn it on, feed it twice, and put it in front of the musicians.
In an instant, the music was amplified, and everyone on the small island in the distance could hear it clearly.
In the melodious music, Du He's singing voice is so charming.
"I am willing to go back by the wind, and I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the height is unbearable!"
“……”
"Dance to figure out the shadow, how it seems to be in the world!"
“……”
"I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles!"
After singing a song "When is the Bright Moon in the Water Tune Song", everyone in front of them listened to it like a dream.
Many people even quietly bowed their heads and wiped their tears.
Kong Yingda: "This ...... It's really a swan song in the world! ”
"I think of my dead wife, I'm sorry for her, woo woo woo ......"
“……”
A few ministers even began to cry.
When is the bright moon? Ask the sky for wine. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace. I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the high place is unbearable. Dance to figure out how the shadow seems to be in the world.
Turn Zhu Pavilion, low Qihu, shine sleeplessly. There should be no hatred, what is the long time to say goodbye? People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete. I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles.
This famous lyric work, which has been passed down through the ages, was borrowed by Du He at this moment, and sung in the tune sung by a female singer in later generations, which detonated the audience at once.
Look at the poems written by those talented people racking their brains, they don't even count as bullshit.
Li Lizhi was behind the crowd, with a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, and said while sobbing: "This bad guy actually made such a show, it's really ...... It's so lovely! ”
Li Ernuonuo said to himself: "I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles...... This stinky boy is so young, but he can see the joys and sorrows of this world so thoroughly, rare, rare! ”
Just when everyone was savoring Du He's singing, a figure rushed out of the crowd, pointed at Du He and said loudly: "Don't be deceived by him, this Du He, pretending to be a ghost here, demagoguery, is really a great crime, don't be deceived by him......"
This person is the eldest grandson Chong.
Even if Changsun Chong is mentally handicapped, he can hear that although Du He's lyrics are not poems, they are more than a thousand times better than his own poems such as Mochizuki, so he panicked.
I was originally the first to be compared, and I was unwilling.
Therefore, he chose a very appropriate time to jump out and accuse Duhe.
When everyone heard this, they all came to their senses and looked at Du He curiously.
However, at this moment, a petite figure suddenly rushed forward with a huge teapot and poured it down on Changsun Chong's head.
The eldest grandson Chong was poured cold on his head, although the tea was warm, but it also frightened him into screaming, and he jumped away with a rolling belt.
As soon as the eldest grandson turned around, he just wanted to scold, but when he saw that the other party was Li Liqing, he immediately became stunned.
In the rear, Empress Eldest Sun said angrily: "Lizhi, what are you doing? ”
Li Lizhi grinned: "Queen Mother, my cousin was just drunk, I'll sober him up!" ”
As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue and turned to run.
Changsun Chong could only be taken down by the two eunuchs depressed to change clothes.
At this time, Yu Shinan, the first poet of the dynasty, stepped forward and asked: "Uncle Yixian, what you just sang is not a poem, but a lyric, but I have never heard such a lyric, dare to ask what is the name of this lyric?" ”
Du He thought for a while, and said with a serious face: "It's called ...... Let's go down my head. ”
As he spoke, he made a gesture of pouring water over his head.
When everyone looked at it, they remembered the tragic experience of the eldest grandson Chong, and immediately burst into laughter.
“…… Hahaha......"
The scene, which was still serious and sad, suddenly became joyful.
"What a water drop! Yi County's character has really not changed at all! ”
"This Duhe is too bad!"
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(Eight more, thank you for the reward of the brothers [Joy, Anger and Sorrow] [White Hair Fluttering] [Overlord], thank you brothers for your continued support!) )