Chapter Seventy-Six: Teasing (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)
A young man in his twenties, peeing his pants?
It seems impossible to say, but Gu Hanyue has seen it.
Not to mention people in their twenties, thirties, and forties peeing their pants, she has seen them all.
The horror of death, for those who have not experienced it, is unimaginable.
Yu Jingque has no ability in Gu Hanyue's opinion, and his son is a little rich at home.
is not a real rich child, but he has never suffered or suffered.
At that time, at that critical moment, it was indeed possible to pee your pants.
Gu Hanyue thinks that in this way, the list she is looking for should be in that pair of pants.
"Don't get excited, I'm not going to tell anyone else." Gu Hanyue said.
"What do you say, I don't have it at all." Yu Jingque still refuses to admit it.
"Okay, since you say so, I will see Ji Youning at that time, but I have to talk about it well." Gu Hanyue is forcing Yu to surprise the magpie.
Yu Jingque's face was bitter, and he said with an embarrassed face: "Don't ...... you"
"Then you admit it?" Gu Hanyue couldn't help but smile, she knew that she couldn't laugh now, otherwise Yu Jingque would be angry and embarrassed, and it would be bad if she couldn't get the list.
"I ...... In that situation...... "Yu Jingque was hesitant, trying to find some excuses for himself."
"I understand, I understand, you secretly changed your pants?" Gu Hanyue was more concerned about pants.
Faced with this question, Yu Jingque replied in a low voice, as if he was answering some secret.
"Fortunately, it's winter, and the clothes are thick, but if it's summer, it won't be exposed." The feeling of the rest of the life after the catastrophe, the reputation is preserved, isn't it the rest of the life?
"Where's the pants?" Gu Hanyue asked.
"Throw it at the police station." Since he said it, Yu Jingque replied without twisting.
"What are you doing at the police station, you don't say washing, what if someone finds out?" Gu Hanyue is now thinking about Yu Jingque.
Yu Jingque lowered his head and said: "How to wash it in the police station, it's all people, I don't dare to take it back, there is a ...... on it"
Seeing Yu Jingque's embarrassed appearance, Gu Hanyue rarely became a good person and said: "Forget it, you can't wash it when you are a big man, take it for me, and I'll go home and help you wash it." ”
"Can you help me?"
"Forget it, I don't want it, I'll just find a chance to throw it away." Yu Jingque was very surprised, and expressed his disbelief in Gu Hanyue's words.
Gu Hanyue glanced at Yu Jingque, put down her chopsticks and said, "Where did you throw it, you are a police uniform, what should I do if someone finds out?" ”
"Besides, if you throw away a set of police uniforms, what excuse do you use to get another set."
"Are you really washing it for me?" The tone was uncertain, in fact, Yu Jingque was already laughing in his heart, Gu Hanyue was acting so well now, she just wanted to take her pants away.
"Less nonsense, no help, no need to count." Gu Hanyue wanted to be captured.
"Yes, yes, yes." Yu Jingque was successfully fooled.
Seeing Yu Jingque take the bait, Gu Hanyue breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, and at the same time she was also very excited, feeling that she would be able to get the list immediately.
"After eating, go to the police station, you give me the clothes." Gu Hanyue was worried that something would change later, so she took the clothes first.
Yu Jingque was as kind as a stream, took Gu Hanyue to the police station, and asked her to wait for her at the door.
After that, Yu Jingque went in alone, found his other police uniform, and looked at the pants and the woolen pants inside.
It's just that the pants are dry, and there is no water on them at all.
Yu Jingque picked up the teacup, poured water on it, and then put it up for Gu Hanyue to take down.
"Here you go." Yu Jingque was embarrassed to give things to Gu Hanyue.
Gu Hanyue took it and said, "Don't worry, I'll go back and wash it for you, and after it dries, I'll send it to you." ”
"Be careful, don't be discovered." Yu Jingque did not forget to explain.
"Okay, got it." Gu Hanyue said impatiently and left with her things.
Looking at the back of Gu Hanyue's departure, Yu Jingque also swayed home.
Gu Hanyue walked on the street with Yu Jingque's pants, and she was also nervous, because there was a list inside.
The list was discovered, and that was the big problem.
Fortunately, along the way, no one investigated Gu Hanyue, and after returning home, she locked the door as soon as possible.
Squatted on the ground, opened the thing Yu Jingque gave, and reached in.
It's just that the moment she entered, Gu Hanyue's body was a little stiff.
Because her fingers touched something wet, and in an instant, Gu Hanyue remembered what it was.
As if his fingers had been beaten by electricity, he suddenly retracted, and Gu Hanyue's face was ugly.
This is Yu Jingque's ......
Gu Hanyue couldn't think about it, if she thought about it, Gu Hanyue felt that she didn't have to eat tomorrow.
If you touch it, don't be half-dead, it's important to get down to business.
Gu Hanyue took out Yu Jingque's pants with her fingers, and then went to turn over the back pocket.
No?
None of the other?
How can it be?
Gu Hanyue didn't care about what was on the pants, picked up the pants, and began to check them inside and out.
No, or no.
The inside and the outside are three floors, Gu Hanyue checked it several times, but there was nothing.
At this time, Gu Hanyue realized that her hands were already covered with wet things.
But now that's not the most important thing, the most important thing is that there is no list, the list is not in it.
It's impossible, if Yu Jingque was wearing this pants at the time, the list should be in it.
Could it be that their people didn't put the list in it?
Or did Yu Jingque get rid of the list when he secretly changed his pants?
I don't know, Gu Hanyue didn't know what was going on, but she only knew one thing, and that was that the list was not in it.
Gu Hanyue angrily threw her pants on the ground, stepped on her feet hard, and then looked at her hands.
If there is a list in it, Gu Hanyue thinks it is worth it.
But there was no list, she was busy for a long time, and she got dirty things in her hand, and she felt like a fool.
Angry is angry, Gu Hanyue still has to send the news out, she has to tell the organization that the list is not here with Yu Jingque.
Before going out, Gu Hanyue frantically washed her hands and washed it with soap I don't know how many times.
Gu Hanyue didn't go out for a long time, she came back an hour later, and when she came back, she saw something on the ground.
Yu Jingque's pants were still lying here, Gu Hanyue suddenly realized a problem, she seemed to have to help Yu Jingque wash her pants.
I just forcibly asked to help, if I don't help at this time, isn't that suspicious?
"Yu Jingque, the old lady will wash your pants and wash you." Gu Hanyue scolded in her mouth, gritted her teeth and picked up the pants on the ground and put them in the basin.
Gu Hanyue's current thoughts are that if she doesn't go to hell, who will go to hell.
"Wash, the old lady will wash you clean." Gu Hanyue rubbed her pants fiercely while chattering, as if she was about to crush Yu Jingque.
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