Chapter 364: Have You Heard of Surplus Women? (Ask for subscription)
It's handsome for no more than three seconds.
Because what Mo Li said next was: "The condition is that you have to teach me Xiao Li Flying Knife!" β
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Xiao Li flying knife? It is impossible to teach......
There were once two other women who wanted to learn his stunts, but they were both rejected by him for the same reason, and thinking of this, Zhang Twelve suddenly had a bold idea......
She shouldn't be able to hit anyone, right?
The corners of his mouth grinned, and Zhang Twelve smiled and said: "Senior sister, Xiao Li Flying Knife is a unique skill, when that master taught me, he once told me in every way, this Xiao Li Flying Knife is passed on to men and not to women, unless"
"Unless what?"
Mo Li's curiosity was also aroused, and he asked casually.
"Unless it's my lady!"
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Hearing Zhang Twelve's words, Mo Li's face changed, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that she was angry, very angry!
Zhang Twelve suddenly regretted a little, did he play too big?
also asked her to learn martial arts, teasing her like this, not to mention whether she can beat people anymore, will she be angry and never agree to teach herself martial arts again?
"Okay, I'll teach you."
Mo Li gritted his teeth and was stunned for a while, then gently spit out these words.
What's going on?
Hearing this good news, Zhang Twelve was a little stunned.
Why did she never agree when she said good things, but now she has changed it to ridiculing her, but she agreed?
Oh, is this senior sister of mine the one who eats hard and not soft?
couldn't think about it so much, Zhang Twelve hurriedly replied with a smile: "Thank you, senior sister, thank you, senior sister!" β
"Okay, since you want to learn, let's start now!"
Looking at Mo Li's appearance, Zhang Twelve suddenly had a bad premonition: Is this teaching himself martial arts or teaching himself to be beaten?
"Senior sister, what are we going to learn?"
"Just learn and you'll know!"
After speaking, Mo Li rushed up, and when Zhang Twelve was defenseless, he kicked several times in a row, kicking Zhang Twelve in a daze and angry, and said loudly: "You are not teaching martial arts, you are a personal vendetta!" β
Mo Li didn't have a remorse or embarrassed expression at all, clapped his hands, exhaled, and suddenly felt refreshed, and the stuffy breath held in his chest finally spit out, feeling very comfortable!
"You are a beginner in martial arts, of course I have to test your qualifications, otherwise how to teach?"
Mo Li said without blushing and panting.
"You can try, why does it hurt so much to beat me?"
Zhang Twelve clutched his chest and said.
"How do you know what your qualifications are if you don't beat you?"
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Looking at Mo Li's natural appearance, Zhang Twelve actually felt a sense of powerlessness, and some questioned whether his decision was right or wrong......
"Hit and fight, what are my qualifications?"
Zhang Twelve said angrily.
"Well, according to what I just observed, you are a once-in-a-century martial arts practice"
Wizard?
Zhang Twelve really didn't know that he was so talented, he practiced so quickly, and he was a once-in-a-century genius in martial arts?
However, isn't it supposed to be a once-in-a-century genius? It doesn't matter, as long as it's a wizard!
Just when he was cheering and didn't even want to care about Mo Li's beating him just now, he heard Mo Li's next words
"Scrap wood! You have this kind of qualification, don't practice! β
Mo Li said indifferently, there was obviously a bright light flickering in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously raised some arcs.
A once-in-a-century martial arts training waste?
I'll beat you with a shovel!
Revenge, it must be revenge!
Zhang Twelve roared in his heart, but he couldn't be angry with Mo Li, so he finally made her promise himself, what if she didn't teach?
"Senior sister...... Scrap wood can also practice martial arts, right? β
Zhang Twelve asked hopefully, in his opinion, waste materials and wizards are just a matter of learning speed and slowness, and he doesn't need to be very high, as long as he can cope with the task of slapping his face to a general degree, and besides, diligence can make up for clumsiness, he doesn't believe it, he can't practice well!
"Well, you can practice waste materials, but it's useless to practice!"
"Then I'm going to practice too! You teach! β
Under Mo Yi's various blows, Zhang Twelve started his practice career......
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After staying in the practice room for a few hours, Zhang Twelve finally understood that Mo Li said that he was a "waste material for martial arts", and it was true that he was really useless!
A simple start, he was stunned and studied for a long time, but fortunately, Mo Li's patience was good enough, if he had changed to an ordinary person, he would have left long ago.
But this can't all be blamed on his stupidity, the best time to practice martial arts should be at an early age, first build a foundation, and then practice.
Zhang Twelve is not a child now, he is almost ripe, his body has basically been shaped, and it is indeed a little difficult to start all over again.
At this moment, it was already noon, and after practicing all morning, Zhang Twelve was a little hungry, and when he was standing, his stomach was growling, and Mo Li, who was standing next to him, naturally heard it, and asked, "Why don't you get here first?" β
Zhang Twelve touched the sweat on his head and said, "Okay, let's go eat first, and then come back to practice after eating!" β
He practiced for a long time, and finally got a little feeling, so he had to work hard and learn more, after all, Mo Li didn't spend a lot of time in the house......
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Hearing this, Mo Li was a little stunned, what did he mean was to stay and eat?
Looking at Zhang Twelve's posture again, it seems that this is really what she meant, she is starting to worry, let him go, it's not good-looking, let him stay...... It's a headache just thinking about it!
When Mo Li came out of the practice room, she was thinking about where to take Zhang Twelve to eat to avoid her mother and the two gossiping aunts, when she heard Mo whispering: "Sister and brother-in-law, the meal is ready, aunt let you go!" β
Hearing this, Mo Li's head hurt: With Mo whispering, how can this kind of thing be hidden? I'm still too naΓ―ve......
Don't say it's her, Zhang Twelve, who was standing behind her, had a little numb scalp, but now he can't go, it really seems that there are no three hundred taels of silver here......
Man, get on!
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When he came to the restaurant, Zhang Twelve found that the table was full of women, namely the Mo family's wife Yu, the second lady, the third lady and the two sisters Mo Yimo whispering!
Sitting on the chair, Zhang Twelve was like sitting on pins and needles, trembling......
"Zhang Gongzi hasn't been to the house for a long time......"
"Yes, are you afraid of our elders?"
Before Yu Shi could speak, the second lady and the third lady had already taken turns to fight.
"What did the two aunts say, my nephew went to Liangzhou some time ago, and I just came back and hurriedly ran to the house to see a few aunts!"
Zhang Twelve said cautiously.
"Oh? Yes, it's rare that you still have such filial piety! β
"It's just that if you are so filial, why didn't you come to the house to visit us first, but you stayed with Li'er for a long time?"
"Oh, sister, I don't understand this, compared to us, of course he is closer to Li'er!"
"Well, that's a good point, haha......"
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Mo Li's face was red and ashamed.
Zhang Twelve's face was red, and he didn't know why it was red......
I didn't expect that the dignified Liangzhou Spray King could be planted in the hands of two middle-aged women, and it was really embarrassing to spread it......
"You two don't make fun of the two of them, don't you see that they're both about to go under the table?"
Yu Shi helped on the side.
"Huh? Getting under the table? How can there be! β
"My sister is wrong, how could the two of them get under the table? The drill is also drilled into the bed! β
"Haha, my sister is talking about ......"
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Female driver, it's not this bend!
Zhang Twelve was completely convinced this time, no wonder Mo whispered that this little Lori can speak amazingly, growing up in such an environment, it's strange if you don't want to say amazing!
Looking at Mo Li, who was silent on the side, Zhang Twelve felt that she was the only one who "got out of the mud and was not stained"!
"Alright, alright, eat, eat! Twelve, don't listen to your two aunts' nonsense, they are used to talking and laughing on weekdays, and they don't treat you as an outsider, that's why they say that......"
Yu Shi spoke again.
Since the last goodbye, Yu Shi thought about it for a while, and the more he looked at Zhang Shishi, the more satisfied he became, and felt that he and his daughter were really a good match!
In terms of appearance, Zhang Twelve is handsome and chic, Mo Li is beautiful and not gentle, it is enough to be beautiful, what do you want to be gentle! From this point of view, the two of them can be regarded as handsome men and beautiful women, and they are a good match!
From the perspective of family lineage, both of them are from a family of military generals, one is the eldest grandson of the prince, and the other is the eldest daughter of the prince, so the daughter of the prince marries the grandson of the prince, which is considered to be married, let them get a little light, who doesn't mind them? Well, a good match!
In terms of age, well, the female junior holds the gold bricks, he has to hold two gold bricks, what is not satisfied? Well, a good match!
In terms of personal development, Mo Li is now the general of Zhenguo, and his official position is not low, but for a woman, it should come to an end.
And Zhang Twelve, who has the title of county earl, although the official position of General Zhenyuan is not high, but he is young! I also heard that he was deeply loved by Emperor Tang, and his future development will definitely be immeasurable! Well, a good match!
To sum up, in Yu's eyes, the two of them belong to a pair made in heaven, and the only regret, or what is difficult to do, is that Zhang Twelve and Mu Taishi's granddaughter Mu Xiangrong have engaged a baby kiss!
It was because of this before, Yu Shi struggled for a long time, but then she figured it out, the doll has been ordered for so many years, can it still be counted? If it was true, he had been back to Jingzhou for a few months, why hadn't he heard the Mu family propose to marry?
Surely not satisfied, right?
That's right, a Taishi Mansion, a Guogong Mansion, one article and one martial arts, how can they have the right military general's mansion?
At this point, Yu felt that Zhang Twelve was the best choice for Mo Li's husband-in-law, but he was very dissatisfied with Zhang Twelve's practice of not showing up for dozens of days after his farewell.
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The meal was welcoming, indigestible with enthusiasm......
During this period, Yu's has been serving dishes for Zhang Twelve, and that enthusiasm can be seen as long as he is not blind, and the eyes of the other two ladies looking at Zhang Twelve are also full of ambiguity, especially the little Lori Mo whispering, hey, there is no need to describe it......
After eating quickly, Mo Li took Zhang Twelve and left, and when Yu asked where to go, Mo Li said that he was going to practice.
Hearing the word "practice", the three women actually had an unusually tacit "oh", and Zhang Twelve and Mo Yi fled in despair......
Old driver!
As Mo Yi walked to the practice room, Zhang Twelve felt a lot more relaxed, but he thought a little cheaply: Compared with those female drivers, I may be a novice, but compared with Mo Li, I am completely an old driver!
"Senior Sister ......"
"Huh?"
"Have you ever heard of a surplus woman?"
"Leftover women?"
Mo Li didn't cross again, so naturally she didn't know what a leftover woman was.
"Hey, that's the kind of ......"
Zhang Twelve smiled cheaply, and then continued to explain to Mo Li: "Even some women who are very old but can't marry can be called leftover women......"
Hearing this, Mo Li suddenly stopped, and directly turned his head to stare at Zhang Twelve, that look was so terrifying......
"Oops! Masters...... I'm just kidding...... I didn't say you were a leftover girl! β
was stared at by Mo Li's hair, Zhang Twelve hurriedly explained, for fear that she would get angry and knock herself away......
"I think it's a good joke!"
Mo Li looked at him and said word by word: "So, I decided to reward you!" β
"Reward me? How to reward? β
Zhang Twelve always felt that her words seemed to have bad intentions, so he was not very excited......
"You'll find out in a moment. Let's go, follow me......"
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In the practice room, there was a shouting sound not long after......
"Senior sister, why are you beating people?"
"It's a bonus."
"But you hurt me!"
"Isn't there anything that doesn't hurt when practicing martial arts?"
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"Don't run!"
"I won't run away if you hit me, you will be stupid for me?"
"Okay, don't run away, I'm not going to fight......"
"Really?"
"Well, how is that really possible?"
"You...... Ah......h
There was a vicious howl from Zhang Twelve in the practice room, which was heartbreaking and pitiful......
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Two hours later, outside the gate of the Protector's Mansion.
Zhang Twelve stood outside the door and looked inside, and spat on the ground fiercely, but because the force was a little strong, he directly pulled the wound on his face and inhaled the cold air......
came happily and went back with an injury, Zhang Twelve is afraid that he is the most pitiful person in Jingzhou City today......
If you ask Zhang XII why his eyes are full of tears, he will answer you because of his hateful mouth......
The two guards at the door looked at Zhang Twelve and said with a smile: "Uncle Zhang, go back?" My young master will be back later, why don't you wait for him to come back and have a little wine together? β
Drink your uncle, still drink!
Zhang Twelve couldn't wait to go up and slap him twice, and when he saw the people in the Protector's Mansion, he hated it: Hmph, if it weren't for learning martial arts, I wouldn't want to come again......
At this time, Zhang Twelve's mind floated through the insult of Han Xin's crotch, which was a kind of inspiring deed, shook his head, and said to himself: Hey, what is the setback of a big husband who can bend and stretch, be big and small, be long and short, and be soft and hard?
Come on, I'll keep coming!
The little brother thought this sentence deeply......