"I have a little donkey that I never ride......"

On a sunny day, the song sounded melodiously.

Li Tai rode the old donkey and walked slowly towards Wannian County.

There is a bloody BMW in the house, but he doesn't ride, he has to ride a donkey.

However, in this day and age, no one will laugh at you if you ride a donkey.

The literati of the Tang Dynasty liked to ride donkeys, and there were 62 poems containing "donkey" in "All Tang Poems".

"There are dust and wine marks on the clothes, and the soul is lost everywhere when you travel far away. Is this fit a poet? Drizzle rides a donkey into the sword gate. ”

"The suburbs are full of excitement in the west, and the snow is sunny and the donkey is endless. The sentence searches the pear blossoms of the bright moon, and the fun is in the spring breeze catkins. ”

"Yunfu Jade" contains: "Meng Haoran tasted in the water, rode a donkey in the snow to find plum blossoms, and said: 'My poetry is on the back of a donkey in the wind and snow. ’”

"The Biography of Li He" records Li He, who is known as the "poet ghost": "Heng has been a slave since he was a child, riding a giant donkey, carrying an ancient bag, and when he encounters something, he will put the book in his bag." ”

Riding a donkey is considered an elegant thing in Datang.

Famous poets such as Meng Haoran, Li Bai, Du Fu, Jia Dao, Li He, and Zheng Qi rode donkeys to write poems. Therefore, Li Tai rides a donkey every day, but he looks like a sven scum.

"It seems that I am indeed a great writer of the Tang Dynasty." Li Tai became a little proud of this.

"Abruptly, the little white face on the back of the donkey, you are the Tang Wei Wangtai!" A sudden roar sounded, and I saw a figure riding a white horse, coming quickly.

Then, Li Tai and others were stopped.

Seeing the sudden figure, the guards around Li Tai tightly held the swords in their hands tightly and looked at each other vigilantly!

"Every time I see someone on a white horse, I hate it, you know why?" Li Tai looked at the person in front of him, a hint of disgust on his face.

In front was a young man.

The appearance of a man in his twenties, his appearance is delicate, and his face is like white jade.

He was dressed in white brocade and rode a tall white horse.

He wore a gilded saddle and a sword at his waist.

What a handsome and dashing man.

"I don't know." Li Zhong shook his head.

"Because, the people riding the white horse are very coquettish, especially the sassy, it is simply from the ground to the sky, they always think that they are princes when they ride on the white horse, they don't know, they are just a group of slings!" Li Tai said.

Seeing someone who looked more handsome than himself, Li Tai was suddenly quite unhappy, especially since this person was not good.

"Wei Wangtai ahead?" The man on the horse asked again.

"That's right, Lao Tzu is Wei Wangtai, what advice do you have?" Li Tai asked loudly.

"Dare to ask Your Highness, has the Peony Fairy ever looked for you?" He asked in a loud voice.

"That's right."

"You drove her away?"

"Exactly." Li Tai thought for a while and said.

"Damn, you bad man, you have failed the heart of the peony fairy, I want to duel with you!" The man said angrily, and a pair of eyes were about to erupt thick flames.

Yes, this is another stunned young man who has been played by a woman.

Love, mountain alliances and sea oaths and the like, are the easiest to mess up a man's mind.

Men have conquered the world, but women have conquered men.

"Duel with me? Do you deserve it too? Li Tai smiled contemptuously, then spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, and said, "Are cats and dogs so brave now?" Come on, pull him off my horse and beat him up! ”

"Whoa!"

Li Zhong and the others responded, and then strode forward, surrounding the young man on the white horse.

The white horse beneath him neighed uneasily.

"You...... What do you want to do? The man on the horse asked angrily.

"Come down for me, you little white face!" A guard from the Wei Palace's palace grabbed him with one hand and directly ripped him off his horse.

A person of unknown origin dares to be disrespectful to His Royal Highness the King of Wei, it is simply looking for death!

The crowd was furious, punched and kicked him, and was immediately knocked to the ground.

He let out a scream.

Li Zhong and the others rushed up and punched and kicked him.

One after another, screams rang out again and again.

"You are despicable, you are shameless, you are obscene, my Shangguanyi will not let you go! Yes! One after another screamed with an angry roar: "Kindly, you come to duel with me!" ”

"So many of you bully one person, what kind of heroes are you? You're going to duel with me! ”

"My Shangguan Yi will not let you go!"

“……”

"What do you say your name is? Shangguan Yi? Li Tai couldn't help but be stunned, Shangguan Yi?

No way?

That's Li Zhi's good friend, the famous prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, and the grandfather of the talented woman Shangguan Wan'er.

"Hmph, if you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, I'm Shangguan You Shao in Shaanzhou!" Shangguan Yi roared angrily.

"Shangguan Yi is amazing, huh? Shangguan Yi can pretend to be forced in front of me? Hit me, hit me hard! Li Tai said, Li Zhong and others fought more energetically.

After being beaten for a while, the white brocade clothes were full of shoe prints, and his face was even more blue and swollen.

The originally handsome face has become no longer handsome.

"Let's go!" Li Tai laughed proudly three times: "Haha...... Ha ha...... Hahaha......"

Riding a donkey, he walked forward slowly.

And what about the future prime minister?

Lao Tzu became the emperor, don't you have to obediently hug my thigh?

When I think about it, I feel really happy in my heart.

Shangguan Yi looked at Li Tai's distant back, and the whole person was extremely angry.

Then, with a limp, he mounted his white horse and rode forward.

A few minutes later, I came to the Hundred Flowers Pavilion.

After dismounting, he rushed inside.

At this time, there is basically no one in Baihua Pavilion, and even if there is, it is estimated that he is still sleeping in the room with his little sister in his arms.

When a turtle saw a person in disheveled clothes coming in, he hurried over and stopped Shangguan Yi.

"You can't come in, you go out, you don't look at your own virtues, is this how a man like you can come?" Turtle Gong said loudly.

"Presumptuous!" Shangguan Yi was furious.

I was bullied by Li Tai just now, and now it's my turn to dare to bully myself, it's simply hateful, is it really so easy to bully yourself?

"Get out of the way, I want to see the peony fairy, get out of the way, get out of the way!" Shangguan Yi said angrily.

"Heh, who do you think you are? With your respectful face, do you still want to see the peony fairy? Gu Gong showed a trace of disdain on his face, and said: "If you are more handsome, I may go to help you report it, but with your appearance, I am afraid that when you see the peony fairy, you will frighten the fairy." ”

"So, you'd better go back and forth from there, we don't welcome ugly people like you here." Turtle Gong said.

(End of chapter)