Chapter 053: Diapers Save Your Life
Tearing a saltwater duck leg for Liang Shanhao again, Yue Xiaoyang said: "Of course, the battle deeds of Commander Liang have been reported, and the headline of the most famous Jinling Daily in Nanjing City this morning is you!"
took the duck leg and gnawed it, Liang Shanhao smiled: "No! It's so fast! I've become famous so quickly, I'm so scared that I'll be targeted by the little devil spies! If one day you are walking on Zhongshan Road and are assassinated by the spies of the little devils, it will be miserable! ”
Glancing at Liang Shanhao, Yue Xiaoyang shouted, "Bah, bah! Pure nonsense! Commander Liang is very big, and even the bayonets of the little devils on the battlefield can't get close to you, let alone a few little Oriental assassins! ”
Liang Shanhao laughed: "That's right, the bullet that can kill me Liang Shanhao hasn't been made yet!" Eh, the front line is so dangerous, how can you female classmates dare to go to the front line, why are you not afraid at all? ”
Yue Xiaoyang said: "What are you afraid of?" I went to the wounded soldiers hospital in the city to see, the front-line soldiers fought really hard, not only broke their legs and arms, but also took their lives, the soldiers who defended Nanjing City are all good, the world rises and falls, and it is our responsibility that we students should also make some contributions to the defense of the capital! ”
Nodding, Liang Shanhao said: "The little girl's consciousness is quite high!" Alright, you guys hurry back to the city later, the little devil's cannonballs are coming, and I don't have time to take care of you. ”
Yue Xiaoyang said: "Okay! Liang Tuanzuo, when you have beaten away the little devils, I invite you to visit our Jinling University, our school is a famous school that can be compared with Peking University! ”
With a smile on his face, Liang Shanhao said: "A word is a certainty, you have to be my tour guide when the time comes, and you have to invite me to dinner."
Nodding again and again, Yue Xiaoyang said: "No problem, tell me what the head of the regiment wants to eat, there is no snack in Nanjing that I don't know."
Liang Shanhao said: "It seems that you are not only a high-achieving student, but also a complete foodie."
With a puzzled look, Yue Xiaoyang asked, "What is a foodie?"
Liang Shanhao couldn't help but laugh secretly, he accidentally stole words, foodie is a modern word, and the people of the Republic of China don't understand it.
Liang Shanhao explained: "Haha, foodie means foodie, I mean you are very good at eating!"
Yue Xiaoyang seemed to understand and said: "Thank you for the compliment, I just often go out with my classmates to play around, and I am just greedy, not a gourmet."
At this time, the other two girls shouted from afar: "Xiaoyang, we are back to school, your cousin will have to worry about you again when you go home later."
Yue Xiaoyang raised his voice and responded: "Okay! Wait for me, I'll come right over! ”
Waving his hand at Liang Shanhao, Yue Xiaoyang smiled and said, "Commander, then I'm leaving, you have to take care, don't be targeted by the little devil's gun."
also waved his hand at Yue Xiaoyang, Liang Shanhao said: "Don't worry, my life is very hard, but it's you, be careful on the road!" The little devil's plane is coming, and you have to hide. ”
Nodding, Yue Xiaoyang instructed: "Leader, bye!" Remember our promise! See you at Jinling University! ”
Nodding his head heavily, Liang Shanhao said: "Well, see you at Jinling University!" Be careful on the road! Wang Daniu, help me send Miss Yue! ”
Wang Daniu said: "Miss Yue, please!"
Seeing the three female students following Wang Daniu from the direction of the traffic trench, Liang Shanhao continued to nibble on the remaining half of the saltwater duck!
This salted duck is so fragrant that Liang Shanhao hasn't eaten meat in his stomach for several days.
As soon as I took a bite of the duck, the sky suddenly heard the whistling sound of a mortar tearing through the air.
Shout! Shout! Shout!
Dozens of mortar shells suddenly fell from the positions of the 1st Reserve Regiment, but instead of exploding, a strange burst of gas was released.
His face suddenly changed, and he dropped the saltwater duck in his hand, Liang Shanhao opened his voice and shouted: "The devil's gas bomb, everyone wears gas masks!"
As soon as the words fell, some of the fighters began to cough because they had not had time to put on their gas masks.
Suddenly, a cannonball landed in front of Yue Xiaoyang and the others, causing the three girls to fall to the ground, but Yue Xiaoyang found that the cannonball did not explode.
Wang Daniu, who handed a gas mask to Yue Xiaoyang and covered his mouth, shouted, "Quick, put on the gas mask."
However, Yue Xiaoyang handed the gas mask to another girl.
Without gas masks, Wang Daniu and Yue Xiaoyang began to cry, sneeze, and even cough violently.
Wang Daniu covered his mouth and nose and said: "Hold your breath, don't inhale poisonous gases"
Liang Shanhao expected that Yue Xiaoyang and the others must have also been attacked by poison gas bombs, but none of them had gas masks!
Sure enough, when Liang Shanhao rushed over, it could be seen from the window of the gas mask that the three people were coughing frantically.
Taking off the gas mask on his head, Liang Shanhao shouted, "Xiaoyang, hurry up and bring it!"
Looking at Xiaoli, who was also coughing, Yue Xiaoyang waved his hand and said, "You give it to Xiaoli!" I'm okay. ”
Liang Shanhao shouted in a low voice: "Bring it, be obedient!"
Putting the gas mask on Yue Xiaoyang's head at once, Liang Shanhao, who was holding his breath, shouted: "Which of you has a handkerchief, borrow it!"
Yue Xiaoyang replied in a muffled voice: "Regiment leader, I have it!"
Taking the handkerchief handed over by Yue Xiaoyang, Liang Shanhao shouted: "It's not enough, I want three."
took out the two beloved handkerchiefs, and the girl named Xiaoli said, "Leader, don't get dirty."
Holding three handkerchiefs, Liang Shanhao shouted: "I can't guarantee this, Wang Daniu, follow me!" Xiaoli, you must hold back a little and wait for us to come over! ”
Holding his breath, Wang Daniu followed Liang Shanhao to a hidden place.
Pulling open his pants and peeing on a handkerchief, Liang Shanhao opened his voice and shouted, "Big Niu, pee!"
With a confused face, Wang Daniu asked, "Tuanza!" What is this for? Why do you use a female classmate's handkerchief like this? ”
Handing the other two handkerchiefs to Wang Daniu, Liang Shanhao scolded: "Hurry! Do you want to live? ”
This is an earthy way to deal with poison gas attacks, and urinating on a towel and covering your nose can effectively filter the poison gas.
Wang Daniu is a soldier of the Central Army, and he has also received a lot of German-style training, and he has also been slightly exposed to the combat subjects of defending against poison gas bombs.
His eyes lit up suddenly, and Wang Daniu also learned Liang Shanhao's method and sprinkled his own urine on two clean handkerchiefs.
Covering a handkerchief sprinkled with urine to his nostrils, Wang Daniu, who had a wicked smile on his face, exclaimed, "Can that Xiaoli accept my urine?"
Also covering his mouth with a handkerchief stained with urine, Liang Shanhao said with a straight face: "It's important to save your life, I can't take care of it so much."
Three steps and two steps, Liang Shanhao and Wang Daniu quickly returned to the three girls.
Handing a piece of handkerchief stained with urine to Xiaoli, Wang Daniu said, "Xiaoli, hurry up and cover your mouth!"
Smelling Wang Daniu's extremely ugly urine, Xiao Li, with a gloomy face, shook her head vigorously: "I don't want it, I don't want to die!"
Wang Daniu said: "Can you run 1,000 meters in one minute?" If you can't, you can cover Lao Tzu! ”
Seeing that Yue Xiaoyang was angry, Liang Shanhao said: "Da Niu, don't speak rudely in front of female classmates, Xiaoli, hurry up and cover it!" This thing can save lives! ”
Tearing off the gas mask on his head, Yue Xiaoyang said, "Commander, give my gas mask to Xiaoli!" Let me! ”
Shaking his head, Liang Shanhao said: "Don't, don't! That urine isn't ......."
Before he finished speaking, Yue Xiaoyang had already put the gas mask on Xiaoli's head, and then casually took Wang Daniu's handkerchief and covered it to his mouth.
When Liang Shanhao saw it, he suddenly became anxious, and he wanted to use his own urine to cover it! You can't use Wang Da Niu's!
Grabbing Yue Xiaoyang's hand, Liang Shanhao smiled and said, "You wait! Use my piece! Give me the big cow's piece! ”
Twisting his brows, Yue Xiaoyang said, "Why? Not all the same! ”
Liang Shanhao shouted: "It's different! Use my piece! ”
Wang Daniu smiled evilly: "Tuanzao, I'm sorry!"
Liang Shan Haoden gave Wang Daniu a meaningful look.
The wise and martial Liang Tuanzuo is going to enjoy the smell of the urine of the guard Wang Daniu.
But there is no way, you can't let Yue Xiaoyang use Wang Da Niu's handkerchief!
Rather smell Wang Da Niu's urine, Liang Shanhao couldn't let Yue Xiaoyang use other men's handkerchiefs no matter what, especially Wang Da Niu's.