Chapter 250: The Round Fat Man
Regarding Dian Wei's destructive power, Lu Bu never questioned it. Saying that he is a humanoid tank, Lu Bu will definitely raise his hands in agreement.
Listening to the commotion outside, it may be that the people inside didn't expect a few people to suddenly emerge from the tunnel.
When Lu Bu came up, he found that everything had been settled.
There are probably hundreds of people kneeling on the ground, most of them are women, the leader is a meat ball, the whole person is like two meat balls put together, the facial features and limbs are absolutely invisible to you at first glance, the most impressive thing is his belly, which has been placed on the ground, and is collected from time to time with palmistry. Looking at his honor, Lu Bu couldn't help but grin a little. How much food did this thing eat to grow like this? In this era when half of the people can't eat enough, this product can be eaten like this, saying that he has no fish and flesh, Lu Bu doesn't believe it.
Lu Bu stepped forward, kicked the fat man on the ground, and said coldly, "Tell me?" ”
The fat man raised his head and asked puzzledly; "Say what?"
Dian Wei saw that the fat man was still pretending to be stupid, so he was angry, and dragged the fat man from the ground and said, "Are you pretending to be stupid with me, what are you talking about!" ”
"Authentic, this" Hearing Dian Wei's words, the fat man suddenly wilted, and his eyes were a little fluttering.
As soon as Dian Wei saw this, he immediately knew that the fat man obviously knew something.
He suddenly pulled out the halberd from his back and stuck it on the ground, and said with a face like black charcoal: "Finally, tell everything you know, otherwise I will use this thing to lose weight for you today." ”
The fat man looked at the sharp blade attached to his face, and cold sweat immediately broke out, and he hurriedly said: "Master Jun, don't be impulsive, I say, I say!" ”
Seeing the fat man speak, he threw him to the ground and shouted: "Dare to have a lie, I will chop you alive." Say! ”
From Lu Bu's point of view, it can be clearly seen that the fat man was not lightly frightened by Dian Wei, especially the last shout, and the frightened fat man trembled.
"That authentic ,,,," The fat man wiped the sweat like rain on his face, and then said: "That authentic way, I am worried about one day," Saying this, he looked up at Lu Bu, and then whispered: "One day, when you came to kill me, you ran for your life a little." It has been dug a long time ago, who would have thought! He said and didn't go on.
The tunnels are used to prevent the enemy from coming to save their lives, and there is no need to say this. But these are not what Lu Bu wants to hear!
Thinking of this, he stepped forward, took a spear from the soldier next to him, pulled a beautiful spear, and walked towards the fat man step by step!
"Master Jun, Master Jun, I've said it all! What are you going to do! The fat man's voice trembled, and he kept trying to step back, but he didn't take a few steps back before he was blocked by the people behind him.
He looked at Lu Bu, who was walking towards him like a demon, and kept saying, "Master Jun, Master Jun, I said it all." Looking at the spear that fell from the sky, the fat man couldn't help but exclaim, "Ah! ”
After screaming for a while, there was no pain as expected. The fat man closed his eyes and touched his body, and found that there were no missing parts. I couldn't help but smile, and when I opened my eyes, I wanted to look at my body. But as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Lu Bu with a smile on his face. He let out an "ah" cry, and his body couldn't help but tremble,
trembling and said: "Master Jun, Master Jun, what do you want to do, you just say it." I can't bear you like this! ”
"Let's talk about Shadow! Lu Bu's smile still hasn't disappeared!
"Shadow" The fat man scratched his head with his fleshy little hand, "What shadow?" I don't know! The fat man was a little puzzled, he didn't seem to have this person in his memory!
But when he saw Lu Bu's smile, the fat man's words couldn't help but stop. Scratching his head again, he finally said cautiously; "Master Jun, I really don't know, I don't know if you kill me!"
Looking at the fat man's expression, Lu Bu knew that he was afraid that he would have an empty joy today.
Dian Wei stepped forward again and wanted to train the fat man, but was stopped by Lu Bu. "Forget it, this fat man really doesn't know anything!"
After saying that, I don't care about this fat man. Walking straight to the outside of the courtyard, "Bury the tunnel, if I find that you are missing." No matter where you go, I'll chop you into pate! ”
"Yes, yes!" The fat man nodded busily, and said in his heart that he had escaped a catastrophe!
Lu Bu, who returned to the camp, had a gloomy face.
Seeing Lu Bu's appearance, Zhao Yun took a step forward and said, "Lord! After all, he found out, and he has an unshirkable responsibility for this matter!
"Zilong doesn't need to say much, this matter has nothing to do with you!" Lu Bu interrupted him, Zhao Yun really can't be blamed for this matter, it was he who actually ignored that in addition to Ying, others would also dig tunnels to escape.
"The only way to do this is to wait for the news of the dark whistle!" Lu Bu thought secretly in his heart. "How's the defense!"
Zhao Yun said: "Don't worry, my lord, Pingshu can't even fly out of a bird at the moment." ”
In the city of Pingshu, among the pavilions and pavilions. The water in the garden is gurgling down from the rockery, and the tinkling is very pleasant!
"Miss, I've sent someone to investigate, and Pingshu is completely forbidden to enter and exit at the moment!" A woman in a goose-yellow palace dress said to a woman next to her in a somewhat solemn voice. ,
I saw a woman in a white dress beside him with her back to her, although she couldn't see her face clearly, but just by looking at the back, she knew that this was a woman who had fallen into the country and the city, fluttering like a fairy, if she was in the palace, she would definitely be a disaster for the country and the people.
I saw her slowly speak: "Do you know who is in charge this time?" ”
"Lu Bu!"
"Oh," the woman in white was obviously interested, "he actually came in person!" ”
The woman in yellow said: "Miss, what should I do, according to the report of the spies, according to the report of the spies, I am afraid that there are 50,000 people who have come, and we are afraid that we will not be able to resist it at all!" The woman in yellow said with some concern.
"Interesting," the woman in white chuckled. "Go check what's inside, who's executed the character lately!"
"What do you mean, Miss?" The woman in yellow said with some confusion.
"I'm afraid we already have his people inside!" The voice of the woman in white did not contain the slightest emotion.
"What, I'll go now!" The woman in yellow's face was a little gloomy, she didn't expect Lu Bu's hand to stretch out so quickly! This is undoubtedly a shame for her, who has always been in charge of intelligence!
The woman in yellow was gone, leaving the woman in white alone in the garden, her long hair blowing in the breeze. It all came naturally! It's just a pity that no one can appreciate it.