Chapter 118: Poor little fat man
Lu Bu is very idle these days, he is a person who knows how to delegate power, and all the advisers under him are people who can be trusted, he expands the functions of the General Staff in the political field, and they screen all things, and major or indecisive things are presented to Lu Bu, and some trivial matters are directly instructed by the General Staff Department, and there is no need to report to him, so that not only Lu Bu's affairs are greatly relaxed, but also the administrative efficiency of the entire Bingzhou City is also greatly improved.
On the day of the palace examination, Lu Bu selected dozens of officials, these people are not only talented, many people can be up to the task as long as they exercise, among them, there is a brother who interests him the most, this brother five, all of them were admitted to the imperial examination, and they are also questions and answers during the palace examination, not at all like other candidates who are flustered when they are questioned, but calm, what surprises him is that one of these five brothers has white eyebrows, there is no dyeing in this era, where it is absolutely authentic and natural. And this son's talent is the best in the audience, he is a proper candidate for the champion, looking at his name, Lu Bu remembered a sentence that has been circulating in the land of Jingxiang for a long time, the Ma family is the five constants, and the white eyebrows are the best. It seems that what is said is true, according to their talents, they will be arranged one by one, some people go to the place, some people stay in the city of Bingzhou, and the specific promotion depends on their ability in the future.
Even if it is the smallest official, it is also an official, Du Fu Zeng Shiyun: "The court is Tian Shelang, and the twilight is in the Tianzi Hall." "It is the best evaluation of them, when they all return to their hometowns in official clothes, the people in their hometowns are all boiling, they can really be officials, General Lu did not lie to us, so there are the same scenes all over the state, all of them are sending their children to the school, hoping that one day they can also be officials, in Shangdang County, in a butcher's shop, a chubby boy is tightly tugging on the table and shouting: 'I don't go up, what's the use of going to school, I'm too tired.' As he spoke, he grabbed a piece of cooked meat from the table and put it in his mouth, muttering in his mouth: "Don't go, don't go to death, how comfortable is at home." "The old butcher saw this scene of the first Buddha ascending to heaven and the second Buddha being born, looked left and right, and happened to see the broom on the ground, and pulled it over, turned it around, and hit the little fat man, and the little fat man saw that his father was going to beat himself, and he was not stupid, so he turned over and got up, ran around the table, and shouted: 'Dad, what are you doing?' I am your own son. After speaking, he heard an oops, and it turned out that his father's broom came directly and hit him on the ass at once, and suddenly there was a sound like killing a pig, and then I saw that this little fat man had two feet and was running fast. The old butcher followed closely and scolded: "I beat you to death, you can't learn well, if you have to learn to sell meat with me, you plan to sell meat for the rest of your life, I will sell your flesh today." "The butcher is a little old, his legs and feet are a little slow, naturally he can't catch up with the little fat man, the little fat man hid behind the pillar and called aggrievedly: 'Father, you said that you didn't have anything to study in the first two days, and asked me to learn to kill pigs with you, how can you change the hexagram today, the weather is not as fast as you.'" When the old man heard this, he was even more angry, and shouted: "Rebel, dare to talk back and watch the fight." After saying that, he picked up the broom and hit it,
"Dad, ah, Dad, don't beat, it hurts, don't spank if you have the ability. Ahh
The voice shouted for a while, and then the voice slowly stopped, only to see the little fat man's beaten nose and swollen face, and the ass was even more swollen, and he jumped up with a snort as soon as he sat down. He looked at his father aggrievedly and said, "Dad, why are you so ruthless, look at the one who beat me." The old father snorted coldly, squinted at it, and was still a little distressed in his heart, but thinking about what this bastard did was angry, he brushed the qi in his heart; Son, look at the old Li Tou on the street, their family was not as good as us before, you are looking at the present, his son saw what kind of imperial examination and became an official, and now their family is a few streets away from our family. You also go, come back with a top prize, and be angry with him. The old father was obviously angry, and when he saw his father's appearance, the little fat man asked him: "Dad, what do you say you are doing in the top prize?" ”
"Take the top prize Guangzong Yaozu, and make money in the future."
"What are you doing to make money?" The little fat man continued.
"Make money for pleasure." The old butcher was confused.
"I'm enjoying happiness now, why should I go to the imperial examination and be tired." The little fat man looked vibrant.
"I%¥......*#" "Damn, I'm going to kill you." With that, the butcher boxed again.
"Dad, stop fighting, Dad, I was wrong." The little fat man's cry spread out for two days on the street, and the one who listened to it was called an infiltrating person.
This kind of thing happened in every county in the state, and even in other states, every parent is letting their children go to school, striving to become a big official in the future, in the past, they were allowed to learn martial arts, but it is dangerous to be a soldier, it is better to follow the literature. There are officials, there is no danger yet, so fools don't do such things.
And in this way, Lu Bu obviously didn't know that he was holding Lu Qiling on the swing, Lu Qiling was held in Lu Bu's arms and kept throwing around, squeaking and laughing from time to time, Lu Bu played the role of a human swing, while the other women were sitting at the table watching the father and daughter playing treasure.
After playing for a while, Yan Jingyue saw fine beads of sweat on Lu Bu's head before shouting to them: "Ling'er, hurry down and let my father rest." When the father and daughter heard this, they also stopped, and Lu Bu kissed Lu Qiling on the face; Ling'er, let's go drink some water, okay? ”
"Okay," Lu Qiling's milky voice came.
Lu Bu hugged her and sat at the table, handed Lu Qiling to Yan Jingyue, and asked her to feed Lu Qiling some water, the child himself does not know how to drink water, and needs adults to feed it from time to time, and Lu Bu himself took the towel handed over by Dong Bai, wiped the sweat beads on his head, and took advantage of Dong Bai's opportunity to take it, scratched Dong Bai's red face on his palm, and saw that Lu Bu is index finger moved, somehow, this scene actually made Lu Qiling, the little girl, see it, and shouted: "Father is ashamed and bullies the second mother." As soon as these words came out, Dong Bai's face turned even redder, Diao Chan, He Wan'er also didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, her eyes were dripping around the two of them, which made Dong Bai's face even redder, and Lu Bu didn't care at all, hugged Lu Qiling, and slammed the tip of her nose on the tip of her nose, which made Lu Qiling laugh. Seeing this scene, there was a hint of envy in the eyes of the women, they also wanted a child.