Chapter 309: Camouflage Competition
309 Camouflage Match
Li Yu is a person who does what he says, and after he said his thoughts, he took off his training uniform and wore only a thin T-shirt on his body.
However, he did not dig immediately.
Although his idea buried him and Zhang Li, but where to bury it, how to bury it, this is a big problem, you know, those guys in the referee team, all of them are human spirits, as long as there is a little trace on the ground, they can see the flaw, so where to dig a hole is a big problem, the soil next to the stone is still relatively soft, you can dig there, it is very good to dig, but there is a problem, there is a lot of grass on the surface of that piece of land, if they want to dig up the ground, it will destroy the lawn, Even if they restore the lawn back later, but in such a hot weather, as long as the sun is exposed for a while, those weeds will wither, this is a flaw, and the referee team will know that Li Yu and Zhang Li are hiding underneath.
So, you can't dig holes in those places.
The idea of the plum fish was to dig a hole under the big rock.
The big stone is square, like a positive direction, about one meter and a half on the side, such a big stone, enough to hide the hole dug by two people.
However, there is also a problem, that is, this stone is very heavy, and ordinary people will definitely not be able to move it.
But Li Yu is an exception, he is Wolverine, and Deadpool, and the most worthless thing is strength.
Li Yu handed the coat he had taken off to Zhang Li along with other things, and then waved his hand at him: "Exit a little!" Retreat! ”
It wasn't until Zhang Li retreated far enough that Li Yu came to the big rock, stretched out his arms, and hugged the stone!
Rise!
He snorted, and then picked up the stone stiffly, carried it to a place three meters away, and put it down gently.
"Oh my God!" Zhang Li was stunned directly, and couldn't speak with her mouth open.
When she came to her senses, she reluctantly ran over and tried it, but the fart almost broke out, and the stone still didn't move.
Plum fish get to work!
He only had one sapper shovel, but his strength was very strong, and when he pulled it down, the sapper shovel suddenly sank into the soil, and when he pried it hard, he pried out a large pile of dirt.
He made his training uniform into a pocket, tied up his sleeves, and tied up other places, and then put the soil in it, and then asked Zhang Li to suddenly lift these into a puddle not far away and throw them away, and the soil sank into a big pond, so that those referees would not be able to see it!
After about twenty minutes of humming and snorting like an old ox, the pit that was just enough for two people to squat in it was dug.
"Zhang Li, you squat in first." Li Yu said.
"Hmm." Zhang Li nodded and hurriedly squatted into the pit.
Li Yu carefully checked the surroundings again, until he was sure that there were no suspicious traces, then he walked over and lifted the big stone, and then carefully entered the pit, squatted down, and carefully lowered the stone.
The big rock covered two people at once!
The big stones almost blocked all the gaps around them, and if Li Yu hadn't left the gaps with a few small stones, the two of them were afraid that they would be suffocated to death.
The pit was very narrow, Li Yu and Zhang Li squatted in it, it was inevitable to touch each other, and after a while, Zhang Li's face was red and her ears were red, and her breathing became short.
"What's wrong with you?" Li Yu asked strangely.
Because it was dark inside, he couldn't see Zhang Li's expression clearly, and he couldn't help but wonder very much.
"No.... It's nothing. Zhang Li stammered.
She muttered secretly in her heart: "Company commander, company commander, we are so close, flesh to flesh, I haven't even talked about love, do you think I won't react at all?" ”
But Li Yu didn't know, he thought Zhang Li was nervous, he smiled and said: "It's not practical, don't be nervous, don't worry, I guarantee that the guys in the referee team have dug three feet into the ground here, and it is impossible to find us." ”
"......" Zhang Li's heart and liver were pounding, where to pay attention to what Li Yu said.
Li Yu didn't know what to remember, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked, "Zhang Li, did you notice the little man in the referee team just now?" ”
"Huh? Yes! Not! No! Zhang Li finally reacted and hurriedly replied.
"What do you think of that little man?" Li Yu asked.
The little man in the army is also 1.7 meters tall.
Zhang Li listened, she was stunned for a moment, she thought that the company commander was going to introduce her boyfriend, so she wanted to say that the company commander and our conscripts can't fall in love, but before she could speak, she heard Li Yu say: "You must not have thought of it, that guy is the famous artillery king of our Tiger Brigade?" ”
"Cannon...... Gun King? Zhang Li's face turned red again, if it weren't for the darkness inside, she was afraid that she would be ashamed to find a crack in the ground to get into.
But Li Yu said to himself: "Yes, he is the most powerful artillery king of the Tiger Brigade, don't look at his small size, his strength is very big, he carries the barrel of an 80 mm caliber mortar, and his five-kilometer cross-country run can be as fast as the soldiers of our Black Dragon Commando, believe it or not?" ”
"Ahh Zhang Li was dumbfounded!
It turns out that the cannon king that the company commander said is the cannon king, not the cannon king!
She couldn't wait to cover her face and find a gap to escape.
At this time, the sound of snapping footsteps came, and Li Yu hurriedly said: "Shhh ”
Sure enough, after a while, a group of people came over talking and laughing.
"Huh? Where is that kid Li Yu? "Some people searched for a long time and found nothing, so I couldn't help but be a little surprised.
"This kind of place can be hidden by him? Impossible, right? Someone said unwillingly.
The men quickly dispersed and searched everywhere, but found nothing.
"This kid can't run away, right?"
"Impossible, right?"
"It's hard to say! This kid is a thief, I have heard the brigade commander say before, said that once in a camouflage game, he ran to the outside of the competition venue and fell asleep for more than two hours before running back, almost making several instructors of the referee team angry, and afterwards he also said that the referee did not say that he was only allowed to be in the designated area, and the referee only said that everyone should hide. ”
"Huh? And this kind of thing? So did we highlight that today? ”
"Emphasized, only to know that this kid is going to come to the competition, our referee team quickly held an emergency meeting to re-examine the rules, so you can rest assured, if he dares to run out again this time, we will directly judge him as zero points!"
A group of people searched while talking, but still did not find Li Yu.
"Li Yu, come out, we can't find you, count you as winning!"
A few referees shouted while sitting on the stone while fanning the wind with their hats, and before these words came out, they felt as if their bodies were flying, and when they looked down, the stone under their buttocks was actually hanging in the air!
"Mom!" Everyone screamed strangely, and they rolled to the ground in fright, and when they came back to their senses, they saw Li Yu holding a big stone and looking at them with a smile.
Day –
Several referees burst into foul language.
Such a big stone was actually lifted by Li Yu!
This guy, is this still human?
Gorillas are afraid of that, right?