Chapter 90: Pretending to be dizzy
Even if he doesn't understand the language, he has to understand it now, otherwise he will talk about it again, and his head will explode, and he can't stand it.
"I understand."
"So, what are you going to do?"
"The minister hasn't thought about it yet, the minister ......"
"This palace has said so much, you still don't understand, you still need time to think, this is not good, too lack of knowledge in this area."
The language has a bad premonition, and he wants to nag again, "Niangniang, the minister is actually ......"
Luo Beixing waved his hand, "Hey, you don't need to say much, you just need to prick up your ears and listen." ”
"First of all, you have to understand what CAFA people like, what kind of hobbies they have, so that you can start according to your hobbies, if she likes flowers, you can pick a few flowers and give them to her, you must do it yourself, so that you can have sincerity."
"What she likes is what she says, slowly, starting from her hobbies, you can get her heart, it is not very important whether she likes it or not, the important thing is that she likes it later."
"Niangniang, ...... minister"
"Don't talk less, just listen to what this palace says, such an impatient temperament, how can you find a daughter-in-law in the future, everything must come slowly, don't be impatient, don't be impetuous."
"When the time is ripe, it will naturally come to fruition, after learning about her hobbies, you have to try to understand her character, whether she is weak or hot, of course, if you like this person, you can accept her good and bad, not to mention."
The language dyed his hair big, and he felt that his face was hot and painful, and if he continued to talk about it, it was estimated that he would not be able to see this face, it was terrible, he wanted to escape now, but he was afraid that Niangniang would settle accounts after the autumn, and it would be endless in the future.
What to do, pretend to be dizzy, get sick, foam at the mouth, or not breathing.
It's best to pretend to be dizzy, and the language dye began to sway, his eyes closed, his body fell, and he fainted.
"Boom!"
Luo Beixing heard the sound as he spoke, and turned his head with difficulty, "Doctor Yu, why did you fall to the ground?" ”
She couldn't move, "Mai Fu, you come in for a while." ”
The dance offering didn't dare to delay, "Niangniang." ”
"This is the ...... of the doctor"
"You don't have to worry about it, you take all his treasures out of his arms."
Yu Ran's body stiffened, and he didn't dare to move, he felt the dance offering touching his chest, and felt the porcelain bottle draining, and he was in pain.
"Could it be that while I fainted, my mother wanted to rob?"
It took a long time for the dance to clean the porcelain bottles, and they were all the same, and they couldn't tell what kind of medicine they contained.
"Mother, what do you want all this?"
Luo Beixing endured the pain, "Naturally, it's useful, feed him the medicine." ”
"Ah, mother, there are so many, which one do you want to feed?"
Not only is his body stiff, but even his head is blank, will he be killed by his mother.
"You smell it, and you feel which one is the cure for faintness, which one do you feed him?"
Yu Ran regretted his decision, his intestines were all repentant, and if he drank so many medicines, even if he was immortal, he would be crippled, not to mention that he was just an ordinary person who couldn't be more ordinary.
Wu Fu panicked, he hadn't done this before, so he didn't do it, "Niangniang, why don't you find the imperial doctor, I don't know which one to drink, what if the imperial doctor poisons the imperial doctor, what should I do?" ”
Yu Dye: "Yes, what the dance confession says is quite right." Thank you very much for the offering.
Luo Beixing had already laughed in his heart, see when he pretended?
"What you said also makes sense, if you feed the wrong thing, as soon as you scream, this palace will be guilty, so let's go to the imperial doctor, this palace wants to talk to the imperial doctor again."
The originally depressed mood has also improved a lot, and she has found something more interesting, how can she not be happy, she will be merciful, and she has always treated the doctor as a friend.
"Mother, slave and maid will go."
The heart that Yu Dye was hanging on was also loosened, but fortunately, Wu Xiang stopped it in time, otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable, and he always felt that Niang Niang was cheating himself.
"Doctor Yu, although you fainted, there are some words in this palace that are not unpleasant, so I still have to talk to you."
Yu Ran didn't dare to move, for fear that she would find something, and he really wanted to leave, away from this place, away from this woman.
Recently, he was in conflict with a woman, and he was beaten half to death by the CAFA people yesterday, and now he is tortured like this by his mother, he swears that he will see a woman walking around in the future.
"You must know the weight of everyone in your heart, so that you can make a decision, according to the palace, the CAFA people are very good, very suitable for you, as for the identity of the CAFA people, as long as you are willing, the palace will talk to the emperor."
"Don't thank this palace, this is this palace voluntarily, teach you some experience, so that in the future, you can get along well with the CAFA people."
Luo Beixing hadn't taken medicine for more than an hour, so he cleaned up the bloodstains, and now the pain is terrible.
I shouted in my heart, "Dance offering, come back quickly, this palace needs you." ”
I knew that I wouldn't let the dance confession go, anyway, the language dye would automatically wake up.
"Shhh
If it weren't for the presence of someone, she would have done it herself.
After waiting for a while, the dance priest came back, her face was pale, and she almost fainted.
"Niangniang, the imperial doctor is here."
"Well, let them drag Doctor Yu back to the Tai Hospital, and go back for treatment."
"Yes, sis!" Isn't that redundant? I knew that I would have dragged it back just now, and Niangniang's decision has always been correct, although I was confused, I didn't ask it.
"Dance offerings, come, medicine."
"Tap, tap, murder this palace."
The palace resounded with pig-killing shouts of different heights, which were really piercing.
The dance offering is already very light and light, sometimes I don't touch it, and the mother will scream, I really doubt my life.
"Niangniang, if you are willing to beg the emperor for mercy, you don't have to suffer from flesh and skin now."
Now wah-wow yelling, the emperor can't hear it, what's the use, and in front of the emperor, so strong, without leaving a single tear, what is it now?
The pillow is almost drowning in tears, why is it so painful?
"This palace has a backbone, and it begs for mercy at every turn, where does the face of this palace go?"
It's okay now, pull out the flowers, hit the fifty boards, and he won't come again in the future, which is exactly what he wants.
"Niangniang, face is not important, what matters is body."
"According to the slave maid, the mother is angry with the emperor."
"Stop, don't mention the emperor in the future, this palace is still aggrieved, don't mention him, understand?"
"Got it, got it." It's just stubborn, and she did her best.
She's going to live a life where she can't move.
"It hurts, it hurts!"
……
Heavenly Book Pavilion.
Everything was calm as usual, quiet and terrifying, Mo Yubai's dark eyes looked into the distance, not knowing what he was thinking.
Xiaohuazi even holds her breath, usually hunched and lazy standing, but today she stands straight and doesn't squint.
After a while, "Little Hanako, is the Night Pearl still there?" ”
Xiaohuazi didn't know why, "Your Majesty, here." ”
"You said that if a woman wants to test a person's sincerity, she will find another woman to test it, you are right."
Of course, Hanako remembered what she said, it was a few hours ago, "It was the minion who said it." ”
"In order to test my sincerity, the queen found the central beauty, but the truth is that the queen is just to fulfill the queen mother's wishes and spread the branches."
"Little Hanako, are you deceiving me?"
Xiaohuazi was a spirit, knelt down, and the emperor's fire was angry today.
"Your Majesty, according to the theory, it is like this." How could he know that the mother thought so.
"Then you mean that you didn't deceive me, it was me who told a lie again."
"Minions don't dare, minions don't dare." The cold sweat on his back fell drop by drop.
"Your theory is wrong, and you have taken my Night Pearl, how is this good?"
"Your Majesty, the Night Pearl slave didn't move, it was kept, and the slave has been keeping it for the emperor."
"Your Majesty, it may be that the mother is unwilling to admit that she told a lie, after all, this kind of thing is embarrassing to open her mouth to say."
His body can't stand fifty boards, it's too fat, he can't breathe when he walks, and he can't stand the toss.
Mo Yubai's eyes lit up again, but they quickly dimmed.
"From today onwards, you will put all the beauties in place, and I will choose one every day to fulfill their wishes."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
The emperor hasn't done this for a long time, and this time it's too unpleasant to have trouble with Niangniang, and he feels sorry for Niangniang.
The scars on his hands still existed, and he had to always warn himself not to think about her, she was a heartless woman who had never had a heart in her heart.
There are three thousand harems, so why care about her.
Sneered, since you all want to see such a result, let's satisfy you.
The news that the queen was beaten fifty boards due to flower picking spread, and May Day was not discussed, some sighed, some watched jokes, and some discussed who could capture the emperor's heart.
The language dyed back to the Tai Hospital, and under the medical skills of the Tai Doctors, he finally woke up.
He trembled, and he would never dare to provoke a woman in the future, it was more terrible than a tiger, the tiger would eat you in one bite, and the woman would slowly play with you and bite you to death.
He put a little medicine on his face, and his appearance was reflected in the water, and he hated himself, so ugly, "Toad." ”
In the past few days, he plans to hide in the hospital, ask for another sick leave, and live a few comfortable days, he doesn't want to be tortured anymore, it's too terrible.
It was simply psychological torture, Niangniang deliberately corrected herself, but she didn't offend her recently, he thought of a reason, "It may be that the emperor was angry that he beat her, so he took others out, and it will be like this in the future." ”
He was the scapegoat, but fortunately, he didn't drink the medicine, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
The whole face was swollen like a pig, and in his opinion, it was better to be a toad.
A miscellaneous guard walked in, "Doctor Yu, someone is looking for you." ”
"Who?"
"It's CAFA."
His figure shook, this was terrible, just out of the tiger's mouth, and he was about to enter the wolf's mouth.
"You tell her I fainted and haven't woken up yet." And he took out the money, and gave it to the guards, that they might do their work.
"Here, the minion will go." Anyway, he took the money.
He covered the quilt and closed his eyes, and now he was unconscious, unconscious.
I'm afraid that it's not good for the CAFA to kill a horse and grab a horse, get ready, even if she comes in, she doesn't have anything to say, she can't see that she is pretending to be dizzy.