Chapter 194: Addict Qingxiazi
Chapter 194: Addict Qingxiazi
"You are Jin Guitang?" The blind old man asked in surprise. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info To say that this sloppy old way is really a bit of a source, this time it was not just for a meal of ten pig's trotters that traveled thousands of miles to Chang'an.
"Uncle has heard of juniors?" Jin Yu looked at the sloppy old man in front of him with some suspicion.
"Poor Dao has heard of a loser who returned to Tang, I don't know if it's you." The blind old man grinned, looking like a man and animal were unharmed, but Jin Yu hated to slap his face flat
"Who passed it on? It's so hateful" Jin Yu gritted his teeth, it was all last year, how could anyone still remember it so clearly? No wonder Yang Ying repeatedly told herself to pay attention to the impact''''''
"Wahaha" The blind old man was sick again, pointing to the direction of Zhongnan Mountain and saying: "Yuan Tiangang" Although Qingxiazi and Yuan Tiangang have not seen each other for more than ten years, they continue to exchange letters. For most of the year, the celestial phenomena have been changing faintly, becoming more and more unpredictable. This is indeed a bad thing for a group of bull noses who are bent on seeking immortal ascension, and these things have changed after Jin Yu appeared, so Qingxiazi responded to Yuan Tiangang's invitation and decided to ride alone for thousands of miles - a long trip.
Jin Yu, who was going to thank Yuan Shengang just now, was speechless, what else could he do about Yuan Tiangang? People are now Li Er's guests, and the people who play jiā every day are princes and princes.
Xiao Er went fast, and he didn't come back slowly. The braised pig's trotters are ready-made, and ten pig's trotters are piled up on a soup plate. Another fruit bowl is filled with small, crystal-clear, agate-like red fruits.
"Huh?" The blind old man was not surprised by the plate of pig's trotters, but the small red fruit in front of Jin Yu, "Cabernet Sauvignon?" Where did the kid get it? Before Jin Yu could answer, Lao Dao twisted one and stuffed it into his mouth.
"I grew my own." Jin Yu replied angrily, the person in front of him is not only annoying, but also uneducated, Cabernet Sauvignon is a grape, how can he call Xiaohongguo Cabernet Sauvignon? Apparently referring to cattle as horses
"Good thing" The blind old man didn't see anything outside, dragged the fruit plate in front of him at once, and said to Jin Yu vaguely: "Poor Dao will eat this Cabernet Sauvignon today, and the pig's trotters are yours."
If it weren't for Lao Dao's sloppy clothes, Jin Yu would definitely slap Lao Dao without hesitation, this person is too slappy, right? However, Jin Yu was afraid that his hands would be dirty by the clothes, so he reluctantly gave up.
The old way eats Xiang Sven, chews slowly one by one, closes his eyes and revelsing from time to time, and owes ou a lot. After reveling in the intoxication, he did not forget to educate Jin Yu: "This Cabernet Sauvignon is a rare fairy fruit, with a soft entrance and a first-line throat, which has the great effect of increasing cultivation, but it is rare, but it is a pity." ”
"Hmph" Jin Yu didn't listen to Lao Dao's announcement of ownership, and picked up a handful from the fruit bowl in front of Lao Dao, with contempt on his face, isn't it a little tomato? In the future, the saint NV red fruit on the street has never seen anyone eat to death, but it is not easy to say if the match is improper. "If the Taoist is eaten with shrimp, he will definitely ascend to the Tao"
"Is it possible to bully the old way and be ignorant? The five elements of Cabernet Sauvignon belong to fire, the five elements of shrimp belong to gold, and the fire is gold, if you eat it together, it is not called a flying ascension, but a burp fart "Jin Yu's actions also aroused the contempt of the blind old man, I don't know how to respect the old and love the young, the old man raised his head and glanced at Jin Yu, and despised the Dao.
"Then try it with sweet potatoes." Jin Yu didn't expect that this old way really had a hand, although he didn't know if the five elements were reliable, at least the shrimp and tomatoes were really not the right way.
"What is a sweet potato?" The blind old man pondered for a while, and made sure that he had not seen the sweet potato that Jin Yu said.
"A kind of melon, from the ground." Jin Yu ate slowly, unwilling to take care of the blind man's curiosity
"I don't know if it's better not to eat." Lao Dao pinched his fingers and chattered for a while, but he couldn't figure out why, so he gave up wisely, because Jin Yu's eating speed was very fast, and the fruit bowl was about to bottom out.
"Immortal fruit", which is something that is unattainable for Lao Dao, he naturally eats it tightly, but pig's trotters are originally a thing of the stomach, and it has nothing to do with cultivation, so Lao Dao shook off his cheeks and stuffed it violently.
"Daoist hasn't eaten for a few days?" Jin Yu still had a few small red fruits in his palm, and he slowly watched the old Dao open and close as if he was reincarnated as a starving ghost.
The blind old man was busy in his mouth, he fell for Jin Yu just now, and he ate a lot of Cabernet Sauvignon, and now he refuses to stop. In the midst of his busyness, he stretched out his greasy paws, showed five fingers, felt that it was less, and shook the pig's trotter in his other hand.
"Six days" Jin Yu understood the meaning of the old way, and said with emotion: "It seems that God doesn't like you, and you haven't soared for six days after being hungry." "Lao Dao's behavior can't arouse the slightest respect from Jin Yu, in comparison, Yuan Shenzhu is much cuter, Jin Yu calls Yuan Daochang or Yuan Lao Immortal every time. ,
"What is six days? I want to be poor and retreat back then, and I haven't entered a drop of water for three months. Lao Dao saw that Jin Yu didn't mean to move towards the pig's trotters, and finally spoke.
"If everyone in the world is like you, you will really save food." Jin Yu scoffed, not drinking water for seven days is already the limit of the human body, resolutely not believing in the old foolishness, Jin Yu picked a comfortable posture and leaned on the back of the chair and said.
"Hmph, how can an ordinary man have such a bone as an old man?" Lao Dao didn't care about Jin Yu's contempt, but cooperated with Jin Yu's words, "Boy, I see that your bones are strange, and you are a martial arts wizard in the ''''''."
"Is it up to me for peace in the world?" Jin Yu replied contemptuously.
"Huh? How do you know? Lao Dao was surprised that Jin Yu knew what he was going to say next, and asked in surprise.
"Save it, I've seen a lot of this trick, change it to a new one." Jin Yu waved his hand, he has indeed watched Brother Xing's movies many times, and it can indeed be described as "seeing too much".
"Shouldn't it? It was the first time that Poor Dao had moved the idea of accepting apprentices. Lao Dao was so cute, he tilted his head and thought for a while and said.
"I don't dare to accept your first time." Jin Yu continued to scoff, although he admired Yuan Tiangang's fortune-telling, divination, and feng shui skills, but he really didn't have the idea of becoming a monk, especially if he was a sloppy old man.
"Poor Dao sees that you are a blessing that your kid has cultivated for a hundred generations, how can it be true" The blind old man was very angry, gnawing on the pig's trotters, and it was called a wind and thunder, and the guests at the surrounding tables were all sideways.
"To put it another way, how did you get so down?" Jin Yu didn't want to dwell more on that issue, so he became a police officer and began to check the household registration.
"That's a long story," Lao Dao finished chewing one and replaced it again, looking like he was avoiding the topic and didn't want to answer.
"It's okay to talk long, I have time to listen." Jin Yu raised his hand to look at his watch, it was a little more than half past eleven, and he could still talk nonsense for half an hour, at that time, Lao Dao was almost finished, and he couldn't delay his own home to eat when he was sent away.
"Alas, it's all calamities" The blind old man sighed and said: "When I walked to Yuzhou, the poor road was calculated to have a calamity, and the will of heaven could not be violated, so I deliberately lost my horses and money to rob and destroy the disaster." ”
"Cut a good sound, was knocked out of the stick, or was it down? Now that the world is peaceful, no one dares to rob it openly, especially if you still have kung fu. Jin Yu didn't believe in the old way, there were many merchants coming and going, and he hadn't heard of a single robbery.
"What kind of young people dare to give the poor road, and if they don't turn over the poor road, they will thank Hongjun Ancestor," the blind man said complacently, but he ignored the knocking stick.
"Could it be that he was beaten with a stick? It can't be that you want to be beaten up, right? Jin Yu continued to laugh at the old Tao in front of him, saying that the recent days have been a little depressing, no one has let himself go, and it is boring, fortunately, he met an interesting blind old man today.
"Phew, that's called 'peach uā robbery', is the poor road the one who forgets his righteousness?" Lao Dao glared at Jin Yu, blushing and feeling empty. He is even a little skeptical that Jin Yu can pinch it now, otherwise how will it affect the Mandate of Heaven? How else could it be so accurate?
"Haha, you don't look at your dignity all the time, and you know if you think about it with your toes? How can anyone take a fancy to you? Jin Yu was overjoyed, holding the table and laughing.
"Farts and poverty have always been talented, and there are countless people in their lives, how can you say that it is so unbearable?" Lao Dao was angry and tore a pig's trotter fiercely.
Before Jin Yu could react, the diners next to him squirted, and bowed their hands to the old road apologetically, but they couldn't suppress the smiles on their faces.
"See? The eyes of the masses are bright. Jin Yu shrugged and said.
"Hmph, the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, how can ordinary people understand?" The law does not blame the public, and the old Tao has no way to take others, so he can only be cheeky and make excuses for himself.
"Eat a trench and grow a wise word, and a knife on the head." Jin Yu said with emotion. The old saying "heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass" really said that his heart is difficult, and the red sleeve move is his own beauty pass, but he can't pass it? How's it going? Jin Yu has no bottom in his heart.
"Hey, hey. The hero sees the same thing" Lao Dao looked like he had found an organization, fortunately the handshake ceremony was not popular these days, otherwise the greasy claws were not something that Jin Yu could bear. "There is something in the poor road that I want to discuss with Gui Tang, but I don't know what to do?"
"What's the matter? I didn't have to borrow money" Jin Yu said decisively, no matter how you say it, it is Yuan Tiangang's old acquaintance, and refusing to do so without asking anything seems to be a bit of a shame for Yuan Tiangang, but it is different to refuse after asking something. ,
"Poor Dao sees that you are a good Zhuangzi of the Jin family, and you want to stay and build a grass house to cultivate immortals, how about it?" The old thief asked in a whisper.
Jin Yu was very cooperative with the old man's expression, and also said in a low voice: "This is not allowed to build illegal buildings, I can't help it." ”
"Poor Dao can teach you to look at your face" Qingxiazi Lao Dao began Yin Jinyu.
"I'm not interested, I just say there's a bad omen when I arrest someone, and I don't want to be beaten. Besides, you're not allowed to see it," Jin Yu shook his head.
"Who can't say" Lao Dao's eyes widened, not allowing others to question his authority.
"What kind of bad omen did the little lady have just now?" When it comes to his own dealer, Jin Yu thinks it's better to ask for clarification, and by the way, he will inspect the blind old man.
"That little lady just gave birth, right?" Seeing that Jin Yu was on his own path, Qingxiazi asked in a wandering manner.
"Hmm." Jin Yu nodded, looking at this old Taoist with some suspicion, could it be really a veteran of Uā Cong? Can you even see this?
"If you have a child, but you don't have nǎi water, do you think it's a bad omen?" The old thief said awkwardly.
"Can this also be seen by physiognomy?" Jin Yu didn't believe that this face was so magical.
"Well, this is the art of calculating the yellow." Lao Dao was a little embarrassed, after all, he used his medical skills as a face-to-face technique, and he failed.
"Do you know how to heal?" Jin Yu was a little tempted, although Zhuangzi is good and the manpower is good to gather, but it is still relatively difficult to seek medical advice, because there are too few doctors, and there are not many medical skills, and there are even fewer people like Lao Dao who can judge people's symptoms by just "looking".
"Of course" Qingxiazi looked a little arrogant, he could see that Jin Yu was a little moved.
"If you promise to give free medical treatment to the people in Zhuangzi, let you stay." Jin Yu thought about it for a while, although it is not good to have a good old man by his side, but it is better than no doctor, right?
"Free?" The old man's face turned into a bitter gourd, "What do you eat in that poor way?" Unless you can offer ten pig's trotters a day."
"Bah, think beautifully" Jin Yu scoffed at the delusions of the old way, "Three working meals a day, eat here, pickles in the morning, a vegetarian dish and a pig's trotter at noon and evening, steamed buns are enough, this is my bottom line"
"Xingcheng jiā" The old Taoist goal is achieved, and he is a little carried away, "The poor road is the material to order Cabernet Sauvignon, haha"
"That's for me, there's nothing here, haha" Jin Yu is even more proud than the old way.
"If you can't do it, you can expect Cabernet Sauvignon to improve your cultivation, how can you miss Cabernet Sauvignon?" The old man's face changed quickly, and he instantly changed from smug to anxious.
"You've come all the way, haven't you also had Cabernet Sauvignon? Why not? Jin Yu doesn't believe in the old way's nonsense, this old way is the same person as the little tomato, but the extra thing Jin Yu plans to use to make tomato sauce, so he refuses to agree to the old way that I don't know how much to eat.
"Poor Dao exchange things, how about five stone scattering?" Qingxiazi mysteriously took out a animal skin bag from her sleeve and pulled out a small piece to show Jin Yu.
"This thing is poisonous and wants to pit me? There is no Wushisan name, Jin Yu still has heard of it, ancient China's self-produced drugs, many emperors just ate this thing and burped, so Jin Yu knew that Cheng Huaimo was strictly forbidden when he occasionally ate it. Just now I said shrimp with tomatoes, and now Lao Dao recommends it to himself Wushisan, it seems that both of them belong to the kind of people who like to use knowledge to trap people in the invisible, which is very suitable for their own spleen and stomach
"Hehe, I didn't expect you kid to still have some knowledge." Lao Dao was a little embarrassed, but after the embarrassment, he said more mysteriously: "What about the 'Xiaoyao Pill'?" The effect is more outstanding than Wushisan, and it is not poisonous."
"Why don't you eat it?" Jin Yu obviously didn't believe Qingxiazi's nonsense.
"Who said that poor people don't eat it? It's just that this thing is not easy to refine, so the poor Dao doesn't dare to show it easily" Qingxiazi saw that Jin Yu didn't believe it, took out a small black pill from another purse, opened his mouth and swallowed it. "Poor Dao, I'll eat it for you kid to see"
It's three points of poison, Jin Yu understands it very well, so he doesn't believe the old nonsense, as for the non-toxic side effects he said, maybe he just didn't find it. What interests Jin Yu is the purse, the pattern of the mandarin duck playing in the water, jingching very well. It seems that Lao Dao is really a veteran of uā cong, and I don't know why Yuan Tiangang has such a friend? It's not a good taste
Lao Dao didn't know that Jin Yu was slandered, he was immersed in the ocean of enjoyment. Twisting the neck from time to time, just like the habitual movements of cervical spine patients. Jin Yu saw Qingxiazi like this, and his expression was much more solemn, this is like a legendary addict
Lao Dao is roaming in his own world of pleasure, and he doesn't even know that Jin Yu took his purse containing "Xiaoyao Pill". It seems that this old way was stifled in the first place, probably because of eating this thing. ,
Taking out a "Xiaoyao Pill", Jin Yu's brows furrowed, his face was black and brown, but the smell made people even more unbearable. You don't have to put it under your nose, Jin Yu can already smell it. Seeing that the place where Qingxiazi took out the purse was not the lower part of the body, it was almost certain that this was opium
The opium poppy, native to Europe, was introduced to China when Zhang Qian was in the Western Regions, and has been used as a substance for more than a thousand years, until the Manchu Qing Dynasty came to power, and it became a drug. Although the state has banned cultivation since then, there is still a small amount of folk circulation, and putting a smoke gourd when cooking can make the taste more delicious, and it can also treat a variety of diseases. Jin Yu had a toothache when he was a child, so he was particularly impressed by this taste. Fortunately, I ate less at that time and did not become addicted.
Qingxiazi took a while to come to her senses, her face flushed and excited. "How? Poor Dao doesn't eat some poison by himself, right? ”
Jin Yu ignored his question, took a "Xiaoyao Pill", and asked solemnly, "Is there opium in here?" ”
"Opium? What is it? Poor Dao has never heard of it. Qingxiazi reached out and took the purse, opened his hand and asked Jin Yu for the "Xiaoyao Pill", it seems that he values this thing very much.
"It's just a kind of flavored paste, brown è or black Jinyu has changed its word, after all, more than a thousand years apart, it is understandable that the name is different.
"Fleur? How do you know? Poor Dao never told others, "Qingxiazi was a little surprised, ancient people generally cherished their brooms, and fortunately, Qingxiazi's side did not spread, otherwise this thing would be just around the corner to replace Wushisan."
"That's Ah Furong, this thing is more poisonous than Wushi San, it will be eaten for a long time, it will be as thin as a skeleton, and it will be weak, once it is stopped, it will be painful, this is a harmful thing, and it must not be spread" From Qingxiazi's mouth, it was determined that it contained opium, and Jin Yu warned solemnly.
"Won't it?" Although Jin Yu was a little swearing, Qingxiazi still couldn't believe it.
"If you don't believe it, you can take an animal and try it first, I dare to vouch for it with faith"
"Poor Dao said that he was not so kind, it turned out that he wanted to calculate that Poor Dao was hateful" Jin Yu said categorically, Qingxiazi instantly understood the reason, gritted her teeth and said angrily. a
【…… Chapter 194: Addict Qingxiazi】