One day, Kong Yimao was dizzy and weak, and he was hospitalized.

The healer flies the bird and frightens the snake, writes one side, and counts three hundred silver.

And to take the medicine, the doctor instructed: "Three pills per hour, half a month is also used." ”

Yi Mao was very different, and said: "Dare to ask me what disease I suffers from? How is this medicine? ”

The pharmacist is loyal and does not deceive, and says: "Medicine does not heal people, but you must drink more water and ears." ”

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Original:

I always felt dizzy and tired that summer. When I arrived at the hospital, the doctor quickly prescribed the medicine. I calculated the price of the medicine, and it was more than 300 yuan. The doctor who took the medicine told me, "Take this medicine every two hours during the day, three tablets at a time, for a total of two weeks." I had never seen such a medicine, so I asked him, "Doctor, what disease do I have, and what disease does this medicine cure?" The doctor told me very honestly, "Actually, this medicine does not cure any diseases, and all you need most now is to drink more water." ”