Chapter 91: A hero is a saint
Chapter 91 The hero is a saint
"You always have to fight back, the Han Kingdom is proud of its martial arts, and the people are fierce, if you blindly bow your head and endure it, you will eventually be trampled into the dirt by others.
If you can't even subdue a ranger, how will you deal with the battle between the nobles in the future? ”
Cao Xiang hated that iron could not become steel.
Yun Lang said with a smile: "You must also work hard to say good things about Guo Xie in the future, as long as you have the opportunity, you must tell others what a good person Guo Xie is."
In this way, a good situation can be formed in which everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high. ”
Li Dang touched Yunlang's forehead and said in surprise: "Are you dizzy?" ”
Huo Quzhi smiled, knocked on the table and said, "Tell me, what kind of charter?" ”
Yun Lang looked at the field outside the window with a smile and said lightly: "I don't have any regulations, I just want to do an experiment, and the goal of the experiment is Guo Jie!" ”
Cao Xiang suddenly smiled, patted his thigh and said, "I know that you Ah Lang is not a person who likes to suffer."
Tell me, how do you do the experiment? Like your senior brother who likes medicine and peels people and dismantles them, or locks him in a cage to make him like a female monkey? ”
"It's too inferior!"
Li Kang's eyes lit up and he hurriedly said: "Could it be that you want to lock him up and test the poison, torture him every day, and finally make him a poisonous person who is invincible to all poisons?" ”
Yun Lang was taken aback by Li Kang's words, and hurriedly said: "Nonsense, how can there be such a thing." ”
"Didn't you often tell me before that there was a person who could jump eight feet high, and after his palms gathered his internal strength, there would be seven or eight dragons coiled around his body, and he would die of exhaustion after fighting a poisonous man for three days and three nights...... It's amazing......"
Yun Lang looked at this fool who couldn't distinguish between reality and the martial arts world, shook his head with pity and said to Huo Quzhi: "Who is the most lacking in the big man?" ”
Huo Qubing blurted out: "A warrior who has experienced a hundred battles and is as brave as a lion!" ”
Yun Lang shook his head and said: "Wrong, there has never been a shortage of warriors who dare to be the first in the Great Han Kingdom, what we lack is really good people."
If you think about it, the four of us are probably not pure good people, and in the eyes of some people, we may still be four bad guys.
I think that Guo Xie has all the potential conditions to become a saint in the world, and now there is no need for us to help the trouble.
Therefore, the name of my experiment is how to cultivate a saint on earth. ”
"How?" The interest of the three of them was aroused at once.
Yun Lang said leisurely: "If a person spends his life endlessly only doing good things and not doing bad things, what kind of person do you say he will be?"
From fighting to the death for the country to helping the old woman carry heavy loads, from mediating disputes between ethnic groups, to helping girls take down paper kites hanging on trees, when they see uneven roads, they immediately fill in them, and when they see someone lonely, they immediately give everything they have.
Words must mention the righteousness, and closing the mouth is like a high shore and green pine, loyal to the country, to friendship, filial piety to parents, filial piety to brothers, facing the world with a sincere heart, and the world will naturally return his infinite kindness and love......"
Huo Quzhi swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a grunt, which was clearly heard by the other three.
Cao Xiang grabbed his head and said hesitantly: "He probably can't do it, right?" ”
Li Dang frowned and said, "If he really does this, it's not a shame for me to kowtow to him, this fucking saint is already a complete saint." ”
Yun Lang said with a smile: "The Great Han Kingdom ended the rule of the tyrannical Qin, and used the technique of Huang Lao to govern the country for a hundred years and rest with the people.
However, the separatist poison that has survived since the Warring States period is still alive and well, the people's hearts are tyrannical, there are thieves who cut paths on the road, there are bandits who do evil in the mountains, and neighboring chickens and dogs smell each other, but they don't get along with each other for old age and death.
At this time, it is necessary for a person to stand up and tell everyone in the Han Kingdom loudly that people should respect and love each other when they get along with each other, and with the spirit of the old and the old, the young and the young, we should treat people with our hearts, resolve the anger in the hearts of the people of the world, and make the world peaceful and joyful. ”
"If this fucking isn't a saint, yes yes cut off his head!" Cao Xiang said angrily.
"I heard that Guo Xie is quite lustful, and he has to stay in the Qinglou for ten days every month, how can he become the kind of person you said?"
Yun Lang looked at Li Dare and said: "Then find someone to persuade you, if you want to become a saint, you will definitely not be able to do this, I heard that Guo Xie is the best at listening to the persuasion of others, and he will be obedient." ”
"Guo Xie is quite a good person, and when he left Luoyang, the locals once offered him 10 million dollars."
"Then be optimistic about him, the previous money is not counted, we must keep it to help the orphans, the elderly, the poor and the weak, as long as he dares to sit on the ground and share the spoils and collect black money, we have the responsibility to persuade him to take the right path."
"What if he doesn't listen?"
"Then hit him until he listens, since Wei Qing has already written that Guo Xie is quite rare, it is Lu Zhonglian of my Han Dynasty, we will give him this name, lest people in the future say that Changping Hou has no knowledge of people.
So, Ah Xiang, you have to tell your mother about this, and I will also tell Gillian to get sick, Ah Dare, you also have to tell all your relatives and friends, we must gather everyone's strength to do this thing well, and we must make Guo Xie a good person, not lustful, not greedy for money, not a robber, not a bad thing, self-denial and dedication to the public before others, when the people are in trouble, it is difficult to swallow food, and when they see the hardships of the world, they cry and cry, and they can't sleep all night.
We, and everyone we know, are going to be involved in this experiment, and we're going to keep an eye on this guy all the time, and if he goes out of line at the slightest bit, we're going to fix it immediately, even if he doesn't wash his ass after pooping! ”
Cao Xiang shuddered, his teeth clicked, and he said after a while: "I saw that you were willing to be humiliated, and I thought you forgot that you still have a group of people like us to call."
I didn't expect you to think so, Alang, do you really want to make him a saint? ”
Yun Lang pursed his lips sneeringly and said, "Since he is bent on using good deeds to gain fame, and wants to use his reputation to make profits, then why don't we fulfill him?"
Marquis Changping is our elder, since he has already interceded for this person in front of His Majesty, we can't do things that are contrary to our elders, it is impossible to kill him, so let him get what he wants. ”
Huo Quzhi applauded and laughed: "This thing is so interesting, I will go and tell Yangling Assassin Shi to nail Guo Jie's household registration in Yanglingyi, nailed to Fugui Town, and before he becomes a saint-like person, he is not allowed to leave Yanglingyi, otherwise he will be blamed for his whole family!" ”
Huo Qu has always been a person who sits up and walks, and he turned over and went down to the second floor of the Yun family, got on the horse and galloped all the way to Yanglingyi.
Cao Xiang said ill-intentionedly: "This idea must be very much in line with my mother's appetite, so I will write a letter." ”
Li Dang laughed and said: "Xiliu Camp, those guys in Beida Camp who are the most dishonorable in the livestock industry, now that they have the opportunity to make a saint by themselves, they must be very interested."
Ah Xiang, Yanglingyi, and the gentlemen of Chang'an City can't forget that Zhang Lian and Zhou Hong still owe Ah Lang a life. ”
Cao Xiang said with a smile: "Of course I won't forget, not only Zhang Lian and Zhou Hong, but also all the gentlemen of Chang'an City, Yanglingyi, and Maoling will be mobilized. ”
Yun Lang said with a smile: "Don't say it so ugly, not only to cultivate Guo Jie, Guo Jie's nephew who likes to kill, as well as their family's relatives must be cultivated, the appearance of a saint must not be accidental, it should be the result of their entire family accumulating good deeds over time."
With such a family, you can drive a large group of people who like to do good deeds, if the influence is greater, maybe you can reverse the atmosphere among my Han people, pay attention to help Guo Xie become famous, I want to make every praise of Guo Xie in the world become a stone on him.
Let him adapt to a spoonful of food and a scoop of drink in the future, in the alleys, people are unbearable, and they do not change their happy life as a saint. ”
Cao Xiang said with a smile: "He will definitely adapt, even if he is not adaptable, we will let him adapt, I will tell my mother, if there are some anxious heroes in the future, they will do the same!" ”