Chapter 423: Joya's Weakness
Xu Fei: "Where did you just go?" The cultivation of spiritual power can sense what you have cultivated, and then generate mental power! With telekinesis, you can control it as you like, doesn't that sound idealistic? β
"A little!" Joya nodded, "But it's really hard to say things in this world!" When I was a child, there was a child in my hometown who always had nightmares in the middle of the night, and then I invited someone to order cinnabar, burn yellow paper, and dance the gods or something, and it was fine that night! I've seen it with my own eyes! β
Xu Fei smiled: "You can't be talking about you, right?" β
"If you understand it that way, you can do it! Doesn't matter! "Joya is indispensable.
Xu Fei smiled secretly, with this matter as a foundation, he is not afraid of the cowhide blowing up to the sky!
"Of course, you can't reach this level at first, you can try to move it first, and then change it little by little, and when you are fully practiced, you can control it to appear and disappear at will like me......"
"Wait! You say you can move it? β
Belch...... Xu Fei slandered, he got carried away just now and dug a hole for himself!
Emma, Joya didn't mean it just now, did she?
What is his trick called? Want to get away with it?
Deliberately put a high hat on yourself, and then take advantage of others to relax and catch the loopholes in your words?!
Lie rubbing! This Joya, psychology grades may be A+, right?
How can you get back now?
"Of course! Moving, that's just the basics! Xu Fei said unashamedly, since the circle is not coming back, just don't be round!
"Then you'll show me?" Joya hits the snake with the stick to see him perform moving objects.
"No need! Boring! If you believe it, you believe it, if you don't believe it, you don't believe it! Xu Fei said, it is estimated that Qiao Ya will definitely chase after him, but he still has a backhand! Don't worry at all!
And he believes that Joya will definitely fall into the pit!
Sure enough, Joya said, "I don't believe it!" Unless you show me! β
"Why should I show you? What's in it for me? "Xu Fei is not in a hurry to pull the line, fishing requires patience.
"Well, you win! Say, what conditions? β
Xu Fei compared a scissorhands: "Two!" You'll have to promise me two things! β
Joya blinked and said, "Agreed!" β
Xu Fei suddenly shook his head and said, "No, no, no!" Empty words! You've cheated me so many times before, I don't really believe you! β
"Where did I cheat you?" Joya hurriedly said, "I've never pit you, okay?" β
"Uh......" Xu Fei thought about it, obviously feeling that the other party was always cheating on himself, but if he wanted to tell him what the specific thing was, he really couldn't say!
This guy has always led others into the pit by himself, and he is completely invisible!
I can't tell what he was pitted for, what kind of realm is this?
No matter! Anyway, a proper pit goods!
At that moment, Xu Fei said: "That's okay, but you have to prove it to me first!" β
Joya: "How?" β
"Didn't you just say you were going to help me chase ...... What's that? β
"Heh, hehe......" Qiao Ya laughed dryly, Xu Fei was embarrassed by him.
"Okay, you say, how can I help?" Joya agreed.
"You help me think about it! Didn't you say you wanted to chase me after me? Xu Fei asked rhetorically.
"What then! You're so clueless, don't you, you have to have a direction, don't you? Oh, I can't just tell her, He Wen, Xu Fei likes you! Marry him, right? Is that okay? β
Xu Fei Khan! He said: "Count you ruthless! That's it! Help me write a love letter! β
He remembered the work that Liu Jiyong arranged for him, asking Qiao Ya, a graduate student, to write love letters before his doctorate, which is better than a second-rate college student, right?
Joya shrugged: "No problem! But only once! Say yes first, and then write about the charges! β
"Okay!" Xu Fei nodded.
"Tell me, what style do you like? Well, wait, I think about it, He Wen should be that kind of heroic and heroic type, you have to write too tactfully and implicitly, people don't necessarily like it, how about a strong and fiery one? Hot love letters! Gee! β
Joya felt good about herself, but he guessed right!
"What? Rugged and blazing ...... What's that? "It's the first time Xu Fei has heard that love letters are still classified.
"Tsk! When I look at you in college, you're the kind of fool, and you can't even write love letters, so I'll teach you. "Napoleon knows, love letters, 'Not a day goes by that I don't love you!'" How did Beethoven write: 'My angel! My everything! My only faithful baby! Churchill: 'Marry me, and I will conquer the whole world and let it crawl at your feet!' 'Is that enough?' See? This is a bold and fiery love letter that will melt her! β
Xu Fei saw Qiao Ya like a monster, and asked in anticipation:
"That...... You studied this in graduate school? Or did West Point and Frunze also discipline and write love letters? β
This person came as soon as he opened his mouth, and it didn't look like he was talking nonsense, which can only be described as knowledgeable! Truly terrifying!
"Then you're in charge! Do you want this? If you want, I'll help you catch the knife, two sentences? Qiao Ya said, he stayed in the Northeast, and the Northeast flavor in his words came out by accident!
ββ¦β¦ Want! Xu Fei was just talking, but he didn't want to listen to a few words from Qiao Ya, but mobilized him, thinking about what he could write about it!
Still strong and hot...... I'll go!
"That's fine! I've written it back and sent it to you. Now show me! Joya said.
"That's fine!" Xu Fei agreed, but said, "Moving is the most basic!" Watch me put on a real show for you! β
He pulled out the screaming chicken and held it in the palm of his hand!
"Look!"
He glanced at Joya, who was staring at the screaming chicken without blinking!
Hehe......
Screaming chickens disappear! The palm is empty! I had done this in front of Joya before, and the other party didn't react.
"Ladies and gentlemen! everybodyοΌ Witness a moment of miracle! Xu Fei unconsciously learned Liu Mouqian's voice!
"Change!"
With a soft snort, a caterpillar appeared in the palm of his hand!
Joya: "......"
The labor-management pants are all off, you show me this!
But......
How did a screaming chicken become a caterpillar?
That's amazing, isn't it?
He kept blinking his eyes, completely incredulous!
Xu Fei was secretly complacent, this still can't shock you?
"See? I've been cultivating for nineteen years, and I can finally turn it into something else! This trick is so difficult! He pretended to wipe the beads of sweat from his forehead that weren't there.
Joya subconsciously reached out to pick up the caterpillar, but eventually stopped.
"Where do I think I've seen it?" Qiao Ya pondered, "It was also it last time in the country of A?" β
Xu Fei then remembered that the last time he sent it to explore the way as soon as he arrived in Ah Guo, he was caught a glimpse of it by Qiao Ya in the middle of the world!
"It's not!" Xu Fei shook his head very dryly, anyway, there was no evidence, and it was night, and the other party only had a blink of an eye, so it was impossible to see clearly.
Sure enough, Joya was a little suspicious, so he approached the caterpillar and took a closer look.
It does look like a normal caterpillar, but with slightly larger eyes!
"Lie down! What is this? β
The corners of Joya's mouth twitched when she said this, indicating that he was very repulsive to caterpillars!
Xu Fei captured this detail!
"This one is fake! You see clearly! Xu Fei twisted the caterpillar to show him.
Joya unconsciously retreated!
Xu Fei smiled and said:
"The structure of the real caterpillar is too complex, and when it comes to cell composition, I can't change it! It's a toy! You don't have to be afraid! β
"I know!" Qiao Ya said, "Can you say hello in advance next time?" It's disgusting! β
Xu Fei felt that he was about to throw up! It's just a feeling.
"What's so disgusting about this? You can eat it! Xu Feidao, temporarily decided to make a cup of Qiao Ya, he twisted the caterpillar and wrapped it in his mouth!
The caterpillar had disappeared the moment the skin of his mouth closed, but he chewed it twice on purpose! Swallow it!
"Vomit ......" Joya retched! Try to stay away from Xu Fei.
Although he knew that Xu Fei was eating fakely, that scene was really indescribable!
Seeing Qiao Ya's appearance, Xu Fei was secretly happy!
It turns out that Joya's weakness is this kind of thing!
But since we're all reptiles, why bother?
In the future, Joya will dare to be disobedient, what he didn't say! Caterpillar punishment is waiting! I want to talk about "Bringing a System to Be a Soldier" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find a confidant~