Chapter 447: Are You Sick? (Ask for a subscription!) )
Is this the attitude of humbly asking people questions?
You say that, what else can I say?
With Zhang Twelve's little temper, he said in minutes: "This rainbow is an optical phenomenon in meteorology. When sunlight hits water droplets in the air, the light rays are refracted and reflected, forming an arched multicolored spectrum in the sky, called a rainbow, which is very common after rain. ”
"What is refraction?"
Lu San asked curiously.
"Refraction is—"
Zhang Twelve thought for a while, and felt that explaining refraction to a person who didn't even know about the rainbow was like playing the piano to a cow, so he said a little angrily: "Why are you asking so much?" You don't know! ”
"Oh............"
Lu San nodded hurriedly, unaware of it.
Seeing such a bright rainbow across the sky, Zhang Twelve was still very happy, because he knew that a rainbow would appear after the rain and the sky would be clear, which also indicated that tomorrow would be a sunny day.
Compared to the dark and damp rainy days, of course, the sunny weather will be comfortable.
Walked outside and stretched, Zhang Twelve felt extremely comfortable, although it was not early, but the afterglow of the sunset still lined the mountain very brightly, Zhang Twelve looked up at the mountain outside the entrance of the cave, and then said to Mo Li: "I don't think this mountain is high, or I will go up to see it now, if there is someone under the mountain, let's go over immediately?" ”
Mo Li thought for a moment, then nodded.
Although the conditions in this cave are good, the cave is a cave after all, and it can't be compared with the real room, and there is Princess Yilan, what's the matter with sleeping on this withered grass leaf bed?
When Zhang Twelve heard this, he raised his legs and flew up.
After eating and sleeping enough, Zhang Twelve, who was full of energy, naturally didn't want to hike up the mountain anymore, and soon came to the top of the mountain, which was not very high, standing on the top of the mountain and looking down, Zhang Twelve's face was overjoyed!
Sure enough, there are people's homes!
I saw that the foot of the opposite mountain was flat all the way, and these woods took this mountain as the dividing line, and the back of the mountain was full of woods, and on the side that Zhang Twelve was facing now, there was no extra tree, which was very magical.
Not far from the foot of the mountain, there was obviously a village, and it was not small in scale, and as the sky gradually became overcast, some houses were already faintly lit up.
Zhang Twelve didn't stay any longer, and flew back towards the cave, when he told the situation under the mountain opposite, everyone was overjoyed, especially Princess Yilan, who lived in the cave to survive, but under better conditions, of course she still had to look forward to it.
Seeing everyone's strong wishes, Zhang Twelve immediately made a decision and set off immediately.
Packing up his things, Zhang Twelve didn't plan to walk up, although the mountain is not high, but it has just been raining, and the mountain road is not easy to walk, besides, Princess Yilan and Lu San don't know how to do it at all, if they go like this, it will be too slow, and they won't be able to go to the village under the mountain even if it gets dark.
So, just like when he got off the boat last night, Mo Li hugged Princess Yilan, Zhang Twelve took Lu San, Du Lang himself, and then ran towards the mountain......
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After a while, the five of them came to the foot of the mountain, and it was already dark, but fortunately the moonlight in the sky was still clear, so that they could not see anything, and everyone walked in the direction of the village.
Perhaps because it was dark after the rainstorm, the village was quiet and there were no pedestrians outside.
The outermost part of the village is a house that is very different from the dilapidated huts around it, and the reason why it is special is that no other cottage can compare with it in terms of size, appearance, or newness.
Looking at the appearance, the conditions of this family should be good, and the corners of Zhang Twelve's mouth grinned, and he didn't want to go anymore, thinking that he would borrow it to stay here tonight!
Because the other huts look not only dilapidated but also small, there are five of them, where do they live?
And the area of this house is so large, presumably the environment is also okay, so he walked directly forward and began to knock on the door.
"Who?"
After the door was slammed, a woman's inquiry came from the house, from far and near.
After a while, the door opened inside, and a woman dressed as a plain and maid poked her head out, and was slightly stunned when she saw Zhang Twelve, and then asked, "I don't know who the son is looking for?" ”
Zhang Twelve is still very confident in his appearance, and after seeing that this little girl was shocked by his handsomeness, he immediately spoke: "Xiaosheng passed through Guidi, encountered a rainstorm and caught up with this dark, tired and hungry, so I want to borrow your mansion to rest for one night, and continue to rush tomorrow, I don't know if it is possible?" ”
The maid looked at Zhang Twelve's dry and clean clothes, which didn't look like they had just been drenched in a torrential rain, and then looked sideways at the few people behind Zhang Twelve, and when she saw the two women who were out of the dust and seemed to have come out of the painting, her eyes widened.
The surprise was only an instant, and the maid immediately made a shocking move, and when she came out, she was about to push Zhang Twelve, and said while pushing: "Son, let's hurry up, there is no place in our house for a few people to rest!" ”
Zhang Twelve was shocked, what is the situation?
Could it be that seeing her handsome face, the maid fell in love, but after seeing the appearance of Princess Yilan and Mo Li behind him, she suddenly felt ashamed and jealous, so she hated Zhang Twelve by love and wanted to drive him away?
This can't be blamed on Zhang Twelve for thinking too much, the main reason is that the attitude of this little girl has changed too much!
"This girl, Xiaosheng sees that the courtyard of your house is so big, there must be many side rooms, right? We only need two rooms, and I hope the girl can be accommodating......"
Zhang Twelve put on a smile that he thought was the most handsome, fighting for the last chance, after all, if he missed such a big mansion, the chance of finding another big mansion was even smaller.
But his beautiful man's plan obviously didn't work, and the maid didn't even think about it when she heard his words, and became even more impatient: "Why are you like this? Tell you nowhere to go! Nowhere to go! Why aren't you leaving? ”
Although his tone was extremely disgusted, his voice was very soft, as if he was afraid that more people would hear it.
The more she is like this, the more Zhang Twelve feels that there are ghosts, it seems that driving them away is the idea of this little maid alone, the people in this house don't know, she whispers for fear that the people in the house will know!
"Girl, we just want to spend the night, why are you so obstructive? We'll give you some silver! ”
Zhang Twelve deliberately raised his voice and said, hoping that the people in the courtyard would be able to hear it.
"Be quiet!"
Hearing him so loudly, the maid was obviously a little panicked, but Zhang Twelve didn't listen, seeing her anxious appearance, it confirmed his guess, not only not quietly, but louder.
"Momiji, who's making noise outside?"
At this time, a sharp woman's voice came out of the courtyard, Zhang Twelve listened to it, the corners of her mouth opened, and when the maid heard it, her brows furrowed, she glared at Zhang Twelve again, and sighed, which made Zhang Twelve a little confused.
"Madam, it's okay, it's just a few people passing by! Momiji will go in right away! ”
shouted into the courtyard, turned his head and whispered to Zhang Twelve, "Hurry up!" ”
The expression on his face was still anxious.
You let me go, but I won't go!
"Madam, I'm passing through your land and hope to borrow a night in your mansion, I wonder if it's convenient?"
Zhang Twelve didn't care about the maid and shouted.
Seeing this, the maid Hongye sighed heavily, and glanced at Zhang Twelve worriedly, but Zhang Twelve didn't care, his face was full of pride.
With the sound of steady footsteps from far and near, a middle-aged woman walked out.
This middle-aged woman looked about thirty or forty years old, but she looked unusually young, and if it weren't for the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes, Zhang Twelve would not have guessed her approximate age.
I saw that she was wearing a red long jacket, and her face was wearing some heavy makeup, perhaps because she had smeared too much powder, her face looked very white, and her lips were particularly red, which seemed to be the same as the red jacket on her body.
When the woman saw Zhang Twelve, her eyes also lit up, and her lips opened lightly: "Red leaves, what's the matter?" ”
Although she deliberately lowered her voice, her voice was still a little sharp, and it was not so comfortable to listen to in her ears.
"Madame—"
"Ma'am, that's right!"
Zhang Twelve interrupted the maid's words, and hurriedly said: "Xiaosheng and his sister passed through Guidi, and they didn't want to encounter heavy rain, so they wanted to spend the night in your mansion, I wonder if Mrs. can make it convenient?" ”
After listening to him, the middle-aged woman saw the two women behind Zhang Twelve, and when she saw the appearance of Princess Yilan and Mo Li, her eyes directly shone brightly, and they were much brighter than when she saw Zhang Twelve just now!
This made Zhang Twelve a little depressed, how can my brother say that he is also a friend of women of all ages, but he didn't expect that he couldn't even compare to two women......
Alas, the world is going down!
After seeing Princess Yilan and Mo Li, the middle-aged woman's face suddenly overflowed with a smile, she took two quick steps, stepped forward to take a look, and finally made up her mind that when she wanted to shake Princess Yilan's hand, she was dodged by Princess Yilan.
The middle-aged woman smiled wryly and said, "The two young ladies are really peugeot, just like the fairies who came out of the painting!" Presumably, Miss was born in a wealthy family in Jiangnan, and compared to Miss, women in these small places are like chickens meeting phoenixes! ”
After all, Princess Yilan is still young, and she has never had much contact with outsiders, so she naturally doesn't know how to deal with this kind of compliment, although Mo Li has seen more outsiders, but her personality is so stinky, just like others owe her money, this kind of talk will not be accepted!
So I saw that one of the two was at a loss, and the other looked calm, at this time only Zhang Twelve could appear, after all, whether there is a warm and comfortable bed to sleep in tonight, but it depends on now!
So he said with a smile: "What did this sister say, when it comes to appearance, how can the two of them compare to sisters?" At most, they are budding flower bones, and my sister is a flower that blooms just right, compared to flower bones, flowers are naturally more beautiful and fragrant! ”
Zhang Twelve's words, Mo Li was very angry when he heard it.
Who do you say? Who can't compare to a middle-aged woman?
Especially for Zhang Twelve's practice of calling a middle-aged woman's sister, Mo Li scoffed, she can be your mother at that age, you still call her sister, are you disgusting?
Thinking of the flattering look on Zhang Twelve's face when he called the middle-aged woman, Mo Li felt the urge to vomit.
But Lu San and Du Lang didn't think so, they watched and listened carefully, for fear of missing a little detail of Zhang Twelve's speech, because Zhang Twelve is now a completely textbook performance, which will play a great role in Lu San and Du Lang's learning how to get along with women in the future......
All women want others to say that they are young, especially men, especially young men, and especially—men like Zhang Twelve who are both good-looking and young......
Therefore, after the middle-aged woman heard Zhang Twelve's words, she first "giggled" a few times, and then said: "This son's mouth is so sweet, how can my sister be so good?" Besides, compared to the two young ladies, my sister is too old! ”
From the expression on the middle-aged woman's face, Zhang Twelve could tell that his fart was not in place, and it was obvious that this fart was in place!
So he also smiled and said, "How come? How can my sister get old? From Xiaosheng's point of view, how many years is my sister in her twenties this year? ”
“…………”
After saying this, there was silence among the people, or most of them were stunned, and then the middle-aged woman "giggled" again.
"Little brother, your mouth is so sweet!"
The middle-aged woman was really happy, and her face seemed to be happy with a flower.
And when Zhang Twelve heard the title of "little brother", he was even more frozen: this title can't be called casually!
Lu San and Du Lang's eyes were full of admiration when they looked at Zhang Twelve, Zhang Twelve had just performed to them with practical actions, how to quickly take down a strange woman, success!
"Gross!"
And Mo Li couldn't hold back any longer, and directly made a retching action, as for Princess Yilan, although she didn't make much movement, her brows were also wrinkled: The woman in front of her must be in her thirties at least, and she may have to be forty if she is more, and she can see it herself, can Zhang Twelve not see it?
Strange, strange!
The atmosphere was already a little weird, and it was even more embarrassing by Mo Li's "vomit", especially the middle-aged woman's face, which was white and red......
Zhang Twelve felt a slander in his heart, this Mo Li, he didn't learn anything from himself, why did he have to learn acting? It's a pompous person, why can't you go to heaven like this?
But now is obviously not the time to criticize Mo Li, Zhang Twelve can only come forward to solve the siege and say: "Sister, don't be surprised, my sister's little girl looks normal, but she is sick, and when she hears me speak, she often has the kind of vomiting action just now, which is really helpless." ”
After saying this, he turned his back to the middle-aged woman and looked at Mo Li and said, "You say, are you sick?" ”