The plane crashed, and A and B fell on a desert island.

There is a cannibal chief on the island, and his fate says: "Each picks a hundred fruits, and a few Shuer will not die." ”

There is a while, A brings strawberries back. The chief ordered again: "Guide the fruit into the dung gate." If you are exhausted, you can be released. ”

A has no choice but to do so. With buttocks and fruits, to ninety-eight, it is also unharmed. and ninety-nine, suddenly laughing, the pulp shoots. The chief was furious and killed him.

When the soul reached heaven, the angel asked, "If you add one fruit to life, why should you laugh?" ”

He said: "I see the return of the negative durian." ”

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A and B were on a plane, broke down and landed on a desert island.

The chief of the cannibals on the desert island said, "Each of you will take 100 of the same fruit and let you go!! ”

After a while, A brought 100 strawberries first.

Chief: "Put them all in the pi and let you go!! ”

A began to plug ...... Stuffed 98 of them and nothing......

When he stuffed it to 99, he laughed "hey......" and the strawberries squirted out......

A was slain by the chieftain......

When he got to heaven, the angel asked A, "You are only one short of death, but why are you laughing?" “

A said, "Because I saw B come back with 100 durians." ”