Xiaobao and Aunt Chang didn't eat, so they handed over the gift money to Yu Haoran and went home.

"Xiaobao, do you particularly admire Yancui for slashing a scissor on your face?" Aunt Chang asked on the way home.

Xiaobao nodded in admiration.

"Young people love to come and go together, what stupid thing can't be done? Something to scratch on your face. Together with coarse tea and light rice for a lifetime, you try it. I have seen how many young people love to seek death and life, and their parents can't stop them from agreeing. When they really lived together, they didn't regret it for long. Aunt Chang sighed and said.

"I don't care how Yu Haoran and Yancui toss. But it can't affect my money. Aunt Chang, you have to pay more attention to business matters. You don't have to stare at me all day. Xiaobao said.

"Okay, I'll move to the lumber mill. I personally watched them build up the grain warehouse. The money has to be in my hands again. Aunt Chang nodded in agreement.

"It's up to you to move, I don't have time. There's been so much going on these days. I'm so busy that I can't keep my feet on the ground. Xiaobao hurriedly pushed the matter out.

"If you want to be a shopkeeper, where do you want to run around? Is this home owned by the old lady alone? Aunt Chang scolded.

"I'm not going to get you money. How to do business without money? I'm in charge of the money, and you're the boss. How good, you still don't want to. Xiaobao said.

"If you can say that, the old lady's anger will be much smoother. Anyway, there aren't many things in the house, and hiring a carriage to pull it once is almost enough. Aunt Chang said.

In the middle of the night, the Luren cemetery was out of sight. In the darkness, only the sound of dogs barking and biting each other could be heard.

Xiaobao and Chen Mingyi hid behind a big tree with shovels in their hands.

"It's all your own cleverness, not to mention that buying buns can lure the wild dogs away. The result? There are more wild dogs than buns! Chen Mingyi said angrily.

"I didn't think there would be so many wild dogs. There were only a dozen wild dogs on the day I recognized the tombstone, and now there are thirty or so at once. Xiaobao was also very annoyed.

"I don't know if the barking of a dog will attract people over." Chen Mingyi said.

"Even if there are people, they will be scared away when they hear so many dogs barking." Xiaobao said disapprovingly.

"Wait a minute, the buns are all gone. The wild dogs can't wait for anything to eat, and maybe they'll leave. Chen Mingyi sat down against the tree.

Xiaobao also learned from Chen Mingyi and walked down.

"Did you save that big steamed bun?" Chen Mingyi asked Xiaobao.

"Saved. That's what you taught me. I went to a Swiss bank in a bag to deposit it. They asked me how big I wanted to rent? I just said I want to rent such a big one? Xiao Bao drew a meter or two in the dark. This frightened Chen Mingyi.

"It's so big, it costs a lot of money a year, right?" Chen Mingyi asked.

"Yes, it's hundreds of dollars a year. This money is enough for a year's rent in the province of foreign affairs. Xiaobao also said painfully.

"You're just going to put that dough in the safe? It won't take long for green hairs to grow. Besides, you're taking up a lot of space by doing so. Chen Mingyi looked at Xiaobao like a monster.

"What's there, gold bars or gold bars. Besides, I'm a person who treats money like dung. Xiaobao said very heroically.

"Yes, the person who desperately pounces on the feces when he sees the feces is a dog, not a human." Chen Mingyi said with a pun.

"You listen to the sound of dogs barking. I don't sound like I'm moving. Maybe in order to grab a few buns, some wild dogs were bitten to death. Xiaobao said with a lot of feelings.

"When the buns are finished, the wild dogs eat each other again. I don't know how long I'm going to toss. Chen Mingyi said anxiously.

"What's the hurry, it's early before dawn. Besides, what's wrong with dawn? I see the same security. No one came to such a place except to bury the dead. Xiaobao comforted Chen Mingyi and said.

"Brother Chen, don't worry. There is time. I'll tell you a funny story. Xiaobao comforted Chen Mingyi.

"When I was thirteen years old, the big cabinet took us people to smash the kiln. When I passed by a village with only a dozen households, I saw a man wearing a papier-mâché hat on his head. The man was still pretending. How weird it is. Xiaobao said with a smile in the dark.

Chen Mingyi also listened gradually.

Xiaobao continued: "We asked him what he did. He wouldn't say. Don't say? If you don't say it, you will fight! We're going to hit it, and he's telling the truth. It turns out that he is the emperor of this village! ”

"A village also has an emperor?" Chen Mingyi asked in surprise.

"He turned out to be an errand boy. When he passed by this village, he didn't know how to fool the people in the village into making him emperor with one mouth. Then he made all the people in the village official. Choking the people of the village with joy. Xiaobao said with a smile.

"The most ridiculous thing is that he named the three women in the village as Zhenggong Niangniang, Donggong Niangniang and Xigong Niangniang. Named their men the Great Generals of the Town Palace. As a result, women are happy, and men are happy. The village is too woman to find, and Xigong Niangniang is almost fifty years old. Xiaobao laughed out loud when he said this.

"Ridiculous!" Chen Mingyi said with a smile.

"Every day, the people in the village first go to the emperor to kowtow, and then carry a hoe to farm." Xiaobao said.

"The most ridiculous is in the back. When we arrived in the village, the people in the village saw that some of us had n and persuaded the big cabinet to stay and be the emperor. Our big cabinet is actually tempted! Speaking of this, Xiaobao stopped laughing.

"Then why didn't you become the emperor later?" Chen Mingyi asked.

"The people on Toad Mountain are all from the south to the north, how can they follow the big cabinet to mess around. Besides, we were originally brothers, but now we are going to become some kind of bullshit monarchs. And kowtow to the big cabinet. Who wants to. Xiaobao replied.

"At that time, the big cabinet asked my opinion." Xiaobao said.

"I told the big cabinet that the people in the village should carry hoes and play secretly. If we people take n and play the trick of being the emperor, then we are not far from death. Xiaobao said.

"You were so young to say something like that?" Chen Mingyi asked in disbelief.

"I'm older, but I've seen a lot. There are many things to do for power and throne on the bearded hills. How many people died! Xiaobao replied.

"Xiaobao, have you ever thought about it? If you become the emperor, you will be the crown prince. I will also be the emperor in the future. Chen Mingyi patted Xiaobao on the shoulder and said.

"Why does the big cabinet always go to Pingyang Town? Just want that woman to give him a son. He is good for passing on the lineage. If the big cabinet has a son, the first person to kill is me. Why? I'm afraid that my son and I will compete for a place. It doesn't matter if he is the emperor or not. Xiaobao said calmly.

Chen Mingyi was stunned for a moment.