The subway widow shares the table with his wife. There are idiots who repeatedly blaspheme, and their wives are afraid to speak.

I got up, went straight into it, and sneered: "Let the erector be virtuous!". It is a wive-wive-wrenching tiger kiss.

Already, he pretended to ask: "What is my wife?" ”

His wife said to him: "I can't ask for it." ”

So the car toppled over.

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One day I was taking the subway, and because there were many people on the train and few seats, I had to sit separately from my girlfriend. When I met a man, I always secretly pretended to have no intention of harassing my girlfriend, but my girlfriend didn't dare to pay attention to him. I sat and couldn't stand it anymore, so I walked among them and squeezed in, and said to the man, "Stupid! Let me! So I hugged my girlfriend and kissed her wildly, and then said, "Be my girlfriend, okay?" The girlfriend said, "Of course it's good!" The man immediately fainted.