Chapter 106 Crazy Love
Chapter 106 Crazy Love
Song Qiao is pregnant, and the moderately fierce quarrel is of great benefit to her mood change, as the father of the child in her womb, Yun Lang has the responsibility to keep their mother and son in a relatively happy mood.
As for Su Zhi, really, it's good to give him a beating......
Regaining the majesty of the head of the family made all the servants of the Yun clan full of awe for the head of the family.
If you don't count Meng Da, Meng Er, and the two brothers holding the leg of the head of the family and asking to marry Xiao Worm, the new day will be a good day for Yunlang.
"You have two brothers, which one of you do you want Worm to marry?" Yun Lang said casually in desperation, and the two brothers were also very depressed after hearing it, and sat under the steps all day and sighed.
The next day, Cao Xiang came, things were out of control, and I don't know what Cao Xiang said, Meng Da and Meng Er's two brothers began to tear up in the Yun family's courtyard, and they didn't listen to any persuasion, until the two brothers tore under the scorching sun for two hours and then both suffered heat stroke to end the war.
I don't know where this pair of brothers who respect and love each other on weekdays got so much hatred, even if they are confused, they don't forget to attack the brothers lying next to them in a daze.
Yun Lang, who hurried home, said angrily to Cao Xiang after checking the two brothers' illnesses: "What did you say to their brothers? ”
Cao Xiang touched his nose and said with some embarrassment: "Their brother asked me for advice, and I said - this is simple, whoever wins, the worm is whoever." ”
Yun Lang's mouth trembled twice, and he said helplessly: "This is no problem for normal people, but for two idiots, they will take it seriously." ”
Cao Xiang spread his hands and said, "Do you have any other way?" ”
"Uh...... It seems that there really isn't. ”
"Right, for the sake of humanity, you can't marry the worm to the two of them, you can only have one, right?"
Yun Lang nodded, in fact, Xiao Worm was also struggling with this matter, marrying either of the two idiots of the Meng family as her was a good marriage.
In order to marry Xiao Worm, Meng has dismissed Meng Da and the women married by Meng Er, and Meng Du, the owner of Meng, also said that as long as Xiao Worm is willing to marry his stupid son, when he dies, the master of the family will be Xiao Worm.
The Meng family is not a very small family, because of the fact that they were born in the emperor's palace, although it is impossible to be rich and noble, as long as the emperor reigns for one day, no one is willing to provoke such a family.
Meng Da and Meng Er, because they raised ducks, chickens, and geese, insisted on getting a doctor of agriculture for themselves, if it weren't for the fact that these two people were not suitable for being officials, otherwise, the doctor of agriculture would be their ultimate shortcut to seeking officials, and it would be okay to soar in the future.
Liang Weng's idea that his daughter was going to marry Meng was supported by his hands and feet, and the daughter of a generation of artisan slaves not only did not become a slave of someone else's family, but flew up to the branch to become a phoenix, which was a fluke.
As for the happiness of his daughter, Liang Weng thought it was not important, in fact, this idea was not wrong, since he came to the Yun family, Liang Weng has fully felt the happiness of the rich, he now hates poverty, and thinks that his previous life as a cow and a horse is not life at all.
After Xiao Worm came to the Yun Clan, although she was a servant, but at that time, the Yun Clan had a total of one master, and this master was kind, Xiao Worm was not so much a servant, as far as she lived, there were few girls in the mansion who could compare.
Especially after taking over the errand of teaching Gillian to swim, even the ladies who came to meet Gillian had to call them "worm girls".
Where is such a bug suitable to marry a poor man?
And in the noble family, she can't get in, so marrying Meng Da or Meng Er will be her best choice.
Meng Du also expected that only when Xiao Worm got married, his two stupid sons would have a good life after a hundred years of his wife.
Yun Lang understands this truth, Song Qiao, Su Zhi also understands, even if it is Xiao Worm, she also understands that the reason why it has dragged on for so many years is entirely because Xiao Worm can't pick out which one of their brothers is better.
Marrying one of them, the other is probably not just a matter of heartbreak, but also a matter of death.
Cao Xiang's bastard words sounded very rude, but it was a way, a way in the middle of nowhere.
This is also the reason why they can beat for two hours in the dissuasion of everyone, in the eyes of outsiders, for the two brothers, this fight determines not only the question of who marries the worm, but also the question of who will master the Meng clan in the future, so no one dares to fight, let alone block their game.
The two brothers did not suffer from heat stroke very seriously, and after drinking a large jar of salt and sugar water, they sweated and fell asleep.
When you wake up, you will be two heroes who are alive and well.
Meng Du and his wife came, sat in the middle of the bed of their two sons, and sat in the middle of the night, not knowing what they were thinking.
The couple looked at each other, each took out a knife and shoved it into the sleeping son's hand, then gritted his teeth and closed the door, and sat in a dim corner waiting for his son to wake up.
This scene fell in the eyes of Yun Lang and Cao Xiang who were standing in front of the window.
Meng Du's gloomy voice came from the corner: "The old man cheekily invited the two marquis masters as witnesses, and the head of the Meng family will be produced tonight." ”
"In a different way, change the knife to wood."
"No change...... One son with a heart is enough......"
Cao Xiang looked at the cold short knife in the moonlight, and felt no discomfort.
"I adhered to my mother's heroic style and suppressed all parties of the Cao family, although I was powerless at that time, I still killed four people before I secured the position of the head of the Cao family.
Meng Du did not deviate from things, but he didn't know whether Meng was a brave son or a benevolent son, and he was about to make it clear! “
Meng Du's face was as white as a dead man in the moonlight, and he hesitated for a long time and said, "I want a son with a human heart!" ”
Cao Xiang sneered: "Then wait and see what happens!" ”
After speaking, he pulled Yun Lang and disappeared into the darkness.
Only Meng Da, Meng Er, and Meng Er were asleep in the huge room, and the sound of Meng Shi sobbing in the dark.
"Did you really kill your four brothers?"
Yun Lang asked Cao Xiang in a low voice.
Cao Xiang said expressionlessly: "Four people surnamed Cao." ”
"Oh grass, did you really do that?"
"If I don't, my mother will untie the ropes from them, and then it will be their turn to me."
"Rope ......," Yun Lang groaned.
"I'm weak and sick, if I don't tie them up, it will only be me who will die, my mother wants to give the Cao clan a fairness, so naturally I can only tie them up, this is what I said in advance, it's very fair, and it's also a way for my mother to give them a way to live.
I know no, even so, they won't give up, they bet that I'm a wreck, a wreck who doesn't even dare to kill anyone.
Then, they died...... Hey, hey, hey......"
Cao Xiang's smirk was like a ghost crying, and Yun Lang patted Cao Xiang's back and said, "Well done!" ”
"You say I'm doing a good job?"
"Nonsense, if it were me, I'd do it, but not as neatly as you."
"I was peeing my pants."
"Mm-hmm, it's not normal not to pee your pants. Know no, the sphincter muscles, as well as the bladder are uncontrollable when people are extremely stressed. ”
"What is a sphincter and what is a bladder?"
"Well, when Su Zhi next dissects the corpse, you stand on the side, I'll show you."
"Forget it, it's good if you know, you can show me when I need to know......"
The summer night time in Guanzhong is very short, after the rooster crows twice, the sky will be clouded, this is Meng Da, Meng Er's standard wake-up time, never missed it for several years, Yun Lang does not think that there will be changes today.
Meng Da turned over and sat up in a daze, looked at Meng Er on the bed next to him and said, "Brother, brother, get up." ”
Meng Er yawned, sat up with his eyes closed, and muttered, "Xiao Ash will definitely be able to lay the twenty-third egg of the month today!" ”
Meng Da said with a smile: "Impossible, there has never been a duck that can lay twenty-three eggs in a month, twenty-two to the sky." ”
Speaking of ducks, the two brothers finally woke up from their confusion, and when Meng Da, who was the first to get up, let out a loud sound when the knife in his hand fell to the ground.
It was this crisp sound that reminded their brothers of what happened yesterday at the same time.
Meng Da looked at the knife in Meng Da's hand, and his eyes suddenly turned red......