Chapter 118: Tui

The beautiful singer twisted her waist, twisted and twisted, and she was just short of a song 'Come on, be happy, have a lot of time anyway'.

Cheng Biting Jin's father and son, their eyes staring at the beautiful singer, saliva kept flowing, all of them were red and red, and their blood was gushing.

Even Kong Yingda, the so-called upright gentleman, stroked his beard and tilted his head a little.

As for the others, those who drink wine drink wine, and those who eat meat eat meat.

A beautiful woman is a poison that cannot be stopped for men, except for Li Chengqian.

Li Tai came to Cheng's side with a smile and patted him on the shoulder.

"What? The court dancer raised by the palace is beautiful, isn't it? Li Tai said with a smile.

"Eun." Cheng nodded and swallowed his saliva, as if a small flame was slowly rising in his eyes.

"Do you want me to give you one?" An evil smile appeared on Li Tai's face.

"Your Highness really has this intention, how can I be embarrassed to refuse?" Cheng Chuhei likes it very much.

But Li Tai didn't feel a trace of surprise, the people of the Cheng family, which one is not bold and thick-skinned?

It is said that Cheng Yanjin also robbed the singer with Li Shimin.

"Okay, I'll go and tell my dad tonight, don't shirk it." Li Tai said with a smile: "These people, they are beautiful, and the things they took out are estimated to be bigger than yours!" ”

"What do you mean, Your Highness?" Cheng asked with some puzzlement.

"Hehe, you don't know yet, do you? In fact, some women who look beautiful may not be women, but may be pure masters. Li Tai said with a smile.

"What? Are these men? Cheng was taken aback, so graceful and beautiful, it turned out to be a man?

What is this possible?

How could a man have such big breasts?

"Hehe, I can't tell you." Li Tai looked gloating and said, "In the south of the Tang Dynasty, there is a country called Zhenla, and there is a kind of person there called a ladyboy. ”

"These people are really beautiful, more graceful than women, if they don't have the same awesome as men, I'm afraid they will still be regarded as real women."

"Zhenla is very close to my Datang, and it is a vassal country of my Datang, I remember that I have paid tribute to a group of shemales before." Li Tai said with a smile.

Cheng couldn't help but shudder.

Li Tai saw that the conspiracy succeeded, and left Cheng Chuhei's side with a smile.

Sure enough, soon when they arrived at the Cheng family, the father and son were like eating, and they became depressed.

Hmph, I told you not to help Lao Tzu today!

The corners of his mouth showed a hint of playfulness, and Li Tai walked towards Fang Yiai and the eldest grandson.

These two guys are really good friends, and they belong to the type of good friends for 10,000 years.

I don't know if this 10,000-year-old good friend will be green for each other?

"Hahaha......"

Just as Li Tai was approaching the two, a rough voice sounded, and I saw a curly-haired bearded man laughing, holding a wine glass, standing up and saying, "You Tang people, do you only watch the singing and dancing of Yingying Yanyan?" It's just so boring. ”

"What kind of dance does such a beautiful woman dance? They should let us sleep in our arms, if we want to watch the dance, just watch the real dance, in our Tuhun Valley warriors, they are all real swords and real swords, that is the dance of warriors, not the dance of this kind of soft woman. ”

"As a man, you should watch the blood-boiling war dance, not this sheep-like dance." He said loudly, obviously a little drunk.

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look at the people in Tuhun Valley.

Li Shimin's brows furrowed slightly, this is clearly finding fault!

Finding fault on this happy day is too bad for Li Shimin and too little for Datang.

"The people of Tuhun Valley?" Li Tai squinted at each other, Li Tai remembered that the king of Tuhun Valley should be married to Yang Guang's daughter, right?

No wonder the resentment is so heavy.

In the past, Tuhun Valley had Yang Guang's support, but if the wind was windy and rainy, even the Western Turks had to give him three points of face.

However, later Lao Yang was killed, and the power of Tuhun Valley fell a thousand times a day, and now it has fallen to the point of being oppressed by the Turks, and he naturally has no good impression of Datang in his heart.

Even if it is a Tubo person, they occasionally come to bully and bully Tuhun Valley to find a sense of existence.

"Yo yo yo, who should I be, it turned out to be you miscellaneous hair." Li Tai walked over with a smile.

Although he didn't like this banquet, he was doing things on his own turf, and he clearly looked down on our family.

It's Nana's, even if the uncle can bear it, the aunt can't bear it, even if the aunt can bear it, he Li Tai can't bear it!

"With the meaning of your Western Regions miscellaneous hair, you want me to fight with you and divide the winner and loser, so as to show the courage of my Tang Dynasty?" The corners of Li Tai's mouth showed a hint of playfulness.

Engage in classical Chinese, Lao Tzu may not be your opponent, but your mother doesn't know you when you fight!

"Hmph, exactly!" He laughed and said, "I am Bart, the little king of Tuhun Valley!" ”

"Bart? This name is the same as your person, and when you hear it, you know it's a mongrel, a mongrel of the Otsuki clan and Tuhun Valley, right? Li Tai said with a smile.

"Hmph, damn it!" Bart roared, threw the glass on the ground, and then roared and pounced on Li Tai.

A sneer appeared at the corner of Li Tai's mouth, and he hid behind him with a dodge, and then roared angrily: "Thousand years of killing!" ”

The hand moved forward quickly, then stabbed with a "poof" and quickly removed it.

"Ah Even~"

Bart let out an earth-shattering scream, his eyes widening and his muscles bursting out.

Then he clamped his buttocks, turned around in a weird posture, pointed at Li Tai with one hand, and said, "You...... You...... You ......"

"Poof."

Suddenly, he let out a fart.

Then, I saw something fall from the hem of my trousers, and a foul smell filled the air.

"I ...... I...... I ......"

"Poof"

There's a fart, and then ......

"Damn, I'm making myself incontinent? These hands of mine are indeed the legendary golden hands, and they are even the true biography of Professor Kato. Li Tai looked at Bart who was Tuhun Valley with a disgusted face, and said, "Cheap you miscellaneous hair, come on, get a plate of water, I want to wash my hands!" ”

In the Western Regions, there are still a lot of white people living today, and further back, there are still many white tribes among the Xianbei people living in the northwest and Youzhou.

An emperor of the Sima family looks like his mother, with blonde hair and blue eyes, and is known as Emperor Hu'er.

Huangtou Xianbei entered Luoyang, and Hu Er held the halberd and ascended to the Ming Hall.

The son of heaven of the Jin family was captured, and the secretary ran like a cow and sheep.

Some people say that in fact, there are also blondes and blue-eyed people among the yellow race, such as some among the Mongols.

However, the Mongols have ruled the Russians for more than 300 years, and who knows that their ancestors are the blonde and blue-eyed beauty.

(End of chapter)