A wanted to take leave, but he had no excuse, so he asked Kong Yimao. Yi Mao said: "This is easy to hear." How to report hemorrhoids. Asked. Answer: "Hemorrhoids, both men and women, no matter how old and childish. It is vigorous and prosperous, without omen and no signs. And the dwelling is obscure, and the place is deep, and the non-doctor cannot see it. I have what I have, I don't have nothing, and I know that I am real! When it shoots hair, it can't sit on the buttocks, and it can't be wrong. It's clear that it's self-conscious, so what's the difference? After returning to work on leave, and the illness is private, people cannot stretch their inquisitive heart. Hemorrhoids are like the moon of Jianglou, and the temporary loss is full. Recurrence in the future, it is possible. ”

A certain Jiaxi said: "Good! You really know hemorrhoids! ”

Answer: "Without him, knowing hemorrhoids is just knowing how to cure." ”

Asked, "What is the reason for this, sir?" ”

Kong Yimao said: "When I first learned Qihuang, I drank with several seniors and asked where the apricot forest ran the house. Or surgery, or orthopedics, hold each other. An old man was angry, and he reprimanded the teachers and said: '*** is the richest! 'Everybody's talking. I am a professional anorectal department. ”

PS: Good materials are hard to find, and materials that are hard to find are not harmonious.

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There is a doctor buddy is a proctology doctor, a party asked him why he chose such a department, the buddy sighed and said, at that time he was still transferring departments, once with a few old doctors in the hospital to eat, to find out which department in the hospital makes more money, some say surgery, some say orthopedics. At this time, a respected old director of the hospital said: "The *** department is the most profitable!" So my friend finally chose the anorectal department.

The best reason to call in sick is: hemorrhoid surgery! Reason: Regardless of gender, regardless of age, there are no symptoms in the early stage, there is no need to act, you say there must be one, and no one can expose it. Moreover, if you have a seizure, you must have surgery immediately, otherwise you won't even be able to sit on a stool, and what kind of work will you have? When you come back from leave, people are embarrassed to comfort you. The best part is that the disease can come back at any time! What could be a more perfect reason to take a leave of absence?

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