Chapter 7 A pair of enemies at the narrow road see a pair of enemies
After that, the little witch Lin Ying had already slashed at the root of the tree with a sword.
The king was single-minded, thinking: Horizontal and vertical are death, as soon as my king comes to this world, he must always show a little backbone before he dies. At the moment, he snorted coldly: "Little girl, you treat my kindness as a donkey's lungs, let's say goodbye." ”
"What do you mean bye-bye?" the little witch asked, slashing a second sword.
"Bye-bye, I can't be with you in this life, and I'll see you again in the next life, I understand, it's stupid!"
"Understood. The little witch slashed the third sword.
At this time, I only heard a terrifying sound, and the loose rod that was cut off by the little witch could no longer support Wang Yi's weight, so it broke decisively. Wang Yi let out a long sigh and fell off the cliff with the broken loose pole.
Lin Ying was stunned, she didn't expect such a thick tree pole, she only lightly cut it three times, and it was broken. But he didn't know that the pine tree was already growing obliquely in the cracks of the tree, and Wang Yi sat on the tree pole, and formed a lever, which could not withstand the destruction of a small external force at all.
However, she was still not convinced, looked down, gritted her teeth, and jumped down, whether she lived or died, she had to catch that little bastard.
During the fall of the king, he hugged Songgan and scraped a few times on the cliff, and finally fell into the pool below, and the impact force was not great. Falling underwater, he quickly emerged and swam desperately to the shore. After only a few steps, I heard a bang behind me.
Good guy, I didn't swim faster just now, and this time I must have smashed on my head.
What a ruthless little girl, she never dies.
He climbed ashore in one go, thinking to himself, let's slip away. Wet ran a few steps, but did not hear the sound of chasing, and when he looked back, he saw that the little witch was clutching in place with both hands, and was about to sink underwater.
Ruthless enough! If you don't know how to water, you have to jump down and chase yourself! Courage is commendable, at least you can't do it.
"Hmph, you're going to die this time. Wang Yi muttered to himself. He triumphantly took two steps forward and stopped again.
Alas, thinking about the crooked eyebrows, crooked eyes, and crooked nose, it's very cute, what a pity to die, my Wang Yi is the kindest man in the world.
Gotcha, save her one last time.
With a plop, he jumped into the water again and dragged the little witch who had drunk a lot of water to the shore.
Wang put the little witch in a place where there was no water, immediately let go, and ran away. But a trouser corner was dragged by the little witch, Wang Yi couldn't retract his momentum, and fell forward directly with an unbalanced, supporting his body with both hands in a hurry. This river is full of rocks, if it weren't for his quick reaction, his face would definitely be flattened by stones.
It's so inhuman!" Wang Yi scolded fiercely in his heart.
I saw the little witch tugging at the corner of his trousers with one hand, spitting a few mouthfuls of water, and then said:
"Ah, do you mean this is the third time you've saved me? Her voice was unprecedentedly gentle and gentle.
Wang Yihe had heard her speak so gently, his heart fluttered, and he smiled dryly: "Hmph, don't dare to be, don't dare to be, don't dare to be." ”
"Well, tell me the prescription first, and then write me a poem every day, and I'll spare you from dying. The little witch said.
Wang Yi said: "I tell you, every one of my poems is a masterpiece of the ages, worth a lot of money, I will write you one every day, unless you ......"
"Unless what?" said the little witch with a smile on her face.
"Unless...... Unless we are very close and very close, you chick wants to kill me every moment, I won't do it, I'd rather die than obey, until I die, I will die. ”
"It's very close, how close is that?" asked the little witch with a grin.
Wang Yiyi wanted to say: "Of course I will marry you and go to your house to be a son-in-law." Suddenly, I thought it was wrong, her words were hugely dangerous, and I was also confused, and this heartless little girl, I still wanted to flirt, and I didn't know how to write it. He smiled dryly: "The years ahead are full of hardships, we have to fight side by side, we can't fight among ourselves, you know?" He stole a glance back, and saw that she had grasped a stone with her other hand, and was holding it high, and it was obvious that if he said something excessive, he would be firmly beaten.
"Fight side by side with me, you are a medicine officer, I am still a samurai, it seems that I am not worthy of you. The little witch was still grinning, and took the stone and tapped it lightly on his ankle.
Although she knocked very lightly, Wang Yi had every reason to believe that after knocking slowly, knocking slowly, after hundreds of thousands of strokes, his ankle bones would definitely be knocked into a pile of powder!
"Okay, this is a big secret, let's find a safe place first, and talk about it well. Wang Yi had no choice but to pretend to say something, let's stabilize her emotions first.
The little witch didn't object to this opinion, the two stood up and walked a long way along the river, the little witch didn't seem to be in a hurry, although she was powerful, such a high hanging wall, she couldn't climb it hard, and the hole let her drill a second time, and she absolutely disagreed.
Wang Yi and the little witch walked and walked, walked and walked, walked for more than ten miles, her feet were sore, looking back at the little witch, she seemed to be not smiling, and suddenly realized that if she walked like this, she would walk out of this valley if she was late, and then she could go home in the bright light. When I go back to her house, I really can't escape. So, he pretended to read another poem:
"The eyes of the flowers and grasses are open, and the little white grows red and the more female gills.
Poor sunset and fragrant, marry the spring breeze without a matchmaker. (Li He's "South Park" Part 1)
Wang Yi finished reading the poem, and then pointed to a stone cave supported by two huge stones not far away, and said: "According to this son, it is a good place to discuss the world's major affairs and talk about the secrets of life, Aiqing, what do you think?"
The little witch was still chewing on the poem he had read, but nodded in agreement.
Entering the cave, the shade is cool, and it is indeed much stronger than being exposed to the sun outside.
They both found a place to sit down.
"Say, what do you mean by the Yue Nu in your poem just now?"
Wang Yi thought to himself, this is pierced, this world does not cross the country, nor does it cross the land, so he had to say nonsense at the moment: "Yue, beyond the world, it is the legendary place, you don't know and don't blame you." The women in this place are extremely beautiful, my poem is to say that you are as beautiful as the legendary Yue Nu, of course, I still underestimate your beauty, and the legendary Yue Nu is not as beautiful as you. ”
"Believe ......"
"Shhhh......h
The little witch suspected that he was cheating again, raised her hand, and wanted to torture him violently, but her eyes swept and her raised hand slowly put down.
Through the cracks in the stones, she saw two men.
A man and a woman, both dressed in yellow robes, who is the man and woman who attacked her last time?
It's really a narrow road.
The man and woman drew closer and closer, and finally sat down to rest under two large rocks. Since the crack in the stone was more than a meter high from the ground, as soon as they sat down, the two people in the cave could not be seen.
"Alas, junior sister, this time it's a big loss. The man said.
"Yes, senior brother, that Wang Fu spent all our money, I wanted to succeed, we copied the formula ourselves, and then sold the formula, people are not as good as heaven. The woman said.
"Now that guy surnamed Lin is sending people around looking for us, and we can't even show our heads. The man said.
"Now that I'm going back to China, I can't explain it, alas. Senior brother, you have to think of a good way. ”
"There is only one Wang Fu, which has been used, and now the only chance is that the little girl is alone, and we can possibly, but when something happens, there is no chance...... Sister, let's catch a few fish and grill them first. ”
The senior brother was very fast, and after a while, smoke rose, and then the smell of fish reached the noses of the two people in the cave.
The little witch expected that the man and woman were eating fish, so she picked up a rock, walked out of the hole, and then crept up to the boulder from the side, ready to smash him by surprise. No matter which one she hit, one was injured, and the rest was not afraid of her Lin Ying at all.
She poked her head out of the boulder and saw two men and women eating fish, not noticing that there were other people there. The little witch was overjoyed, lifted the stone, and was about to smash it down.
"Brother and brother, ......" Suddenly, a strange voice sounded below, and it was Wang Yi who was so hungry that he couldn't hold back when he smelled the smell of fish, and sneezed a long sneeze at a critical moment.
As soon as the man and woman heard the voice, they immediately became alert, shouted: "Who", picked up the saber and raised his head, just in time to see the little witch holding a stone and smashing it down.
The man and woman were startled, and hurriedly jumped to the side, dodging the inevitable blow. Then their faces showed ecstasy, and they thought: The two of them failed their mission and were desperate, but they didn't expect your little thing to be automatically sent to the door.
There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no way to go to hell.
There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them.
The little witch was also so angry that she vomited blood, that dead thing, she didn't sneeze in the morning or at night, but she sneezed at this time, destroying her murderous plan.
As soon as Wang sneezed this sneeze, he also felt bad, and immediately pulled back and ran. It was better for him not to run, and as soon as he ran, he was immediately discovered by the man and woman.
The man and woman made a decision in a very short time, the woman dealt with the little witch first, and the man got rid of the young man in the green robe first, and then went back to deal with the little witch together. Half of the reason for this is because the last fight in the jungle was too strange, so they couldn't figure it out afterwards, although this guy didn't have martial arts, but it was really a little weird, first take down this little guy who didn't have martial arts, there should be no problem.
As soon as Wang didn't run a few steps, he was caught up by the man and kicked him to the ground. The man stepped on his back, raised his long sword, and said, "You little fellow, it is useless, although I have no grievances with you, but I still kill you, and save you from bad things." ”
Wang Yiyi was shocked and said: "Don't, don't, if you kill it, no one will know the military attache's prescription, and I am the only one in the world who knows the formula." ”
The man was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, his junior sister was fighting with the little witch on the stone, but the little witch had no weapons, and she was still losing the wind at this time, so she was relieved, and snorted coldly and said: "You are, do you think I will believe it?" I still want to kill you, last time in the woods, you must have done something bad, otherwise we would have succeeded." With that, he raised his sword again.
"If you want to believe it, you want to believe it, I was also held hostage by that chick, didn't I sneeze just now to remind you, you are going to suffer, or you tie me up first, take down that chick, and then we will talk in detail?" Wang Yi couldn't care about anything in order to save his life.
As soon as the man heard what he said, he thought that it really made sense, at least if he hadn't sneezed just now, his brother and sister would have been hit by a stone. At that moment, he swung his sword and cut off a willow branch that stretched out diagonally, and when he rubbed his hands, the willow branch immediately became soft.