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Pizza Day is coming to an end, and Li Qi's Romance of the Three Kingdoms will also usher in a big one, that is, the Battle of Chibi.

The tongue battle group in front, the anti-intermittent scheme, the straw boat borrowing arrows, the bitter meat scheme, and Zhuge Liang borrowing the east wind, everyone was fascinated by it.

However, this qiē is all a preparation for the Battle of Chibi.

No one wants to miss this wonderful episode.

Today, the Drunken Immortal Residence has not yet guarded the door, and there are already people standing at the door, chatting non-stop, and everyone is naturally talking about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

It seems that the real history has been gradually forgotten by them, and it has been replaced by the Romance of the Three Kingdoms copied by Li Qi.

Hong Tianjiu didn't come wearing armor today, after all, that thing was too heavy, and it was really uncomfortable to wear, but Gao Yanei was still Zhuge Liang dressed up Chapter 171 A song dedicated to Zhou Gongjin (two-in-one chapter), the white feather fan swayed gently, and there were six or seven idlers standing beside him, coupled with the natural lewd smile at the corner of his mouth, he was a god stick who bullied the people.

Yesterday, when Li Qi talked about Zhuge Liang's joke about borrowing the east wind, he was almost stupid, his worship of Zhuge Liang had reached a blind point, if Song Yuchen dared to say that Zhuge Liang was not, then he would really rush over to find Song Yuchen desperately.

As soon as the Drunken Immortal Residence opened, everyone poured in like a tide, and in an instant, the inside was already flooded, and the bartenders of the Drunken Immortal Residence were almost crowded into the kitchen.

Guests ask for wine and pizza by roaring, and then the bartender takes the wine out of the kitchen and relies on the guests to pass it to each other to reach the final destination.

Of course, there are also those who take the opportunity to fish in troubled waters.

"Damn it. Why is Lao Tzu's pizza only half a piece? ”

"Is it reasonable to know who stole my wine?"

"What do you mean by giving me an empty plate...... But no matter how they shouted, Wu Furong always hid in the counter and didn't come out, sticking to his one-third of an acre, he knew that if he came out, he would never go back, and he could only pray that Li Qi would come quickly.

That end. Li Qi is still dedicating a song to Zhou Gongjin (two-in-one chapter) with Bai Chapter 171, and they are flirting and scolding, so happy.

It was almost noon that Li Qi, Mrs. Qin, and Bai Qiannuo came out of the Qin Mansion. The envious eyes of Ji Hongnu behind him made Li Qi feel a little guilty in his heart.

As soon as they arrived at Bianhe Street, Bai Qiannuo and Mrs. Qin had a tacit understanding and distanced themselves from Li Qi. chose a path and went directly to the backyard of the Drunken Immortal Residence.

At first, Li Qi thought that Mrs. Qin was still angry with him.

But when he came to the Drunken Immortal Residence, he immediately understood why Madam Qin and Bai Qiannuo wanted to distance themselves from him.

"Wow! That's a lot of people! ”

Li Qi came to the door, saw that there were still two people standing on the stool at the door, and couldn't help but cry out in surprise.

"Master Li is here, Master Li is here."

Richie's exclamation immediately attracted everyone's attention.

"Hurry up and hold him, don't let him run."

An extremely arrogant shout suddenly came from the innermost.

It was Gao Yanei's voice.

What am I running? I didn't break the law.

Just when Li Qi was puzzled, a group of guests hugged him.

Depend on!

"What do you want to do?"

Li Qi panicked and just took a step back. was pulled by everyone.

"Ouch, what are you doing - let go of me, ouch, my hand, pull it again and it will break. Clothes, my clothes, gone—my day! Whoever grabs Lao Tzu's chest has the ability to stand up for Lao Tzu. ”

After a commotion, before Li Qi could react, he was already standing at the table on the second floor.

"What's going on?"

Richie shook his head from side to side. With his hands on his chest, he looked at everyone in extreme fear.

"Master Li, don't go to the kitchen yet, hurry up and tell the story, we've been waiting all morning."

"Three Kingdoms, Three Kingdoms."

Gao Yanei raised his arms and shouted.

The crowd responded.

Depend on! It turned out that I wanted to tell the story earlier, so there was no need to be so barbaric.

Li Qi finally reacted, stabilized his figure, sorted out the long shirt that had been stretched several times, and thought that he would have a good piece of clothing, but he was ruined by you, and glanced at everyone angrily, seeing that they were all looking at him expectantly, his eyes rolled, and suddenly he said loudly: "Don't worry, everyone, before telling the story, I want to do a little game with you first." ”

Hong Tianjiu was energetic and asked curiously: "What game? ”

Li Qi smiled slightly and said, "Please take out something from your arms or sleeves first." ”

Everyone was puzzled, but they all took out some objects from their bodies casually according to what Li Qi said.

Seeing that everyone was ready, Li Qi coughed lightly, and suddenly slapped the waking wood suddenly, and said: "Today is not in a good state, so it's still the same old saying, if you want to know the details, please listen to the next breakdown." ”

Bang bang.

Bang bang bang.

Knock knock knock.

As soon as these words fell, countless copper coins and paper balls flew towards Li Qi.

Li Qi was also prepared, and as soon as he finished speaking, he hid under the table and avoided this flying disaster.

After a chaotic sound, Li Qi hurriedly stood up, and before everyone could scold, he hurriedly patted the waking wood and said: "It is said that Zhou Yu sent the generals Ding Feng and Xu Sheng to arrest Zhuge Liang, but when the two of them came to the borrowing platform, Zhuge Liang had long since disappeared. ”

As soon as everyone heard that he began to tell stories again, they hurriedly stopped the swear words that had come to their mouths and listened carefully.

The hall was quiet again.

Li Qi patted the wood again and said, "At this moment." After a pause, he glanced at the bartenders beside him, and his gaze kept sweeping towards the ground.

The bartenders just opened and turned it off, followed Li Qi's gaze to the ground, and at the same time gasped, seeing that Li Qi was surrounded by copper coins and banknotes, she immediately understood, squatted down, and secretly picked up the money.

This scene happened to be seen by Bai Qiannuo, who was standing on the third floor, and he covered his lips and giggled.

After getting the money back from the clothes just now, Li Qi began to tell the story seriously. said: "You Dao, where is Zhuge Liang at this time?" ”

"Didn't you fly away?" Gao Yanei said in surprise.

Sweat! Can you have a little culture? Flown away? You can figure it out.

Li Qi shook his head and said, "It turns out that Zhuge Liang had long expected that Zhou Yu would not let him go, so he had already arranged it earlier, so that Zilong would come to pick him up at this time, and by the time Ding Feng and Xu Sheng came, Zhuge Liang was already on the ship." ”

There was a cheer. Earlier, Li Qi said that when Zhou Yu sent someone to arrest Zhuge Liang, they all pinched a cold sweat for Zhuge Liang, even if it was Song Yuchen, who was familiar with the history of the Three Kingdoms, and other talents. are also in the play.

Next, Li Qi used his three-inch tongue to make the battle of Chibi a magnificent picture. It is vividly depicted in words.

The guests were also very happy when they heard it, and they were amazed.

The applause and cheers came one after another.

Li Qi originally wanted to finish talking about the burning of the serial ship, but under the bitter pleading of everyone, he only had to talk about Huarong Dao.

It's okay not to talk about it, but when everyone heard that Guan Yu let Cao Cao go, they began to argue again.

"Second Master Guan, what is going on, why did he become so stupid all of a sudden, my Zhuge Sage believes in him so much, how can he just let Cao Cao go. Richie, what you said is a little bit worse. ”

As a fan of Zhuge Liang, Gao Yanei shook his head vigorously, complaining that Guan Yu had betrayed Zhuge Liang's trust.

"I think what Master Li said is very good, Cao Cao is kind to him. How can he take revenge? Song Yuchen said disapprerovingly.

"Hey! I said Song Yuchen, why do you always go against this Yanei. Gao Yanei said angrily.

Song Yuchen smiled faintly and said, "I didn't mean to go against Yanei, I just talked about things." But in his tone, there was a bit of disdain.

Hong Tianjiu smiled and said: "Don't you often say that a gentleman should be true to his word, since Second Master Guan promised Zhuge Junshi." must capture Cao Cao, then if he does this, isn't he untrustworthy, but a villain. ”

"This."

Song Yuchen was speechless for a while when Hong Tianjiu refuted him.

Indeed, if Guan Yu lets Cao Cao go, it is untrustworthy, if he doesn't let go, then he will take revenge, both of which are taboos for a gentleman.

Song Yuchen, who was speechless, could only send two looks for help to Li Qi, as if to say, you made up this story, and naturally you have to be responsible.

Straw bag! There is no ink on your chest, don't come out to be a hero.

Li Qi coughed and said, "Yanei, Xiao Jiu, Song Gongzi, don't argue first, please listen to me." ”

"It's okay, you made up this story, you should give an explanation." Gao Yanei nodded.

Li Qi shook his head and said in a flickering manner: "Actually, neither of you is wrong, whether Guan Yu kills Cao Cao or not, it is all wrong, but how to choose, it all depends on personal character, what is the most talked-about thing about Guan Erye, that is, his righteous Bo Yuntian personality, if not, how can he become brothers with Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, and how can he come to this point, then Lu Bu is the best negative teaching material." ”

Song Yuchen hurriedly nodded and said, "What Master Li said is very true, and that's what I think below." ”

Exercise! You're too shameless, aren't you?

Li Qi scorned Song Yuchen fiercely in his heart.

When Gao Yanei heard Li Qi say this, he also agreed, nodded and said: "What you said also has some truth, what I admire most about Guan Erye is his righteousness Bo Yuntian, tsk, just like this Yanei." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone couldn't help laughing.

There is no most shameless, only more shameless.

Hong Tianjiu snickered twice, and asked curiously: "Brother Li, how did Second Master Guan go back and explain to Zhuge Military Master?" ”

"Yes, yes, what's next?" Gao Yanei nodded, because he also knew that there would definitely be Zhuge Liang's role later.

"Next."

As soon as Li Qi patted the waking wood, before he could say this, he heard everyone say in unison: "If you want to know the details, please listen to the next decomposition." ”

There was a lot of depression in his tone.

Li Qi was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Since everyone knows, then I won't say more, okay, I'll be here at noon today, and we'll talk about it later." ”

After everyone dispersed, Li Qi went to the kitchen and turned around, and saw that Wu Xiaoliu and the others were chatting about the battle of Chibi, the fire in their hearts, these guys. doesn't do anything, and dares to run outside to listen to stories, grabbing a few people is a scolding.

Wu Xiaoliu naturally didn't dare to talk back, and pulled this head, looking like he had changed his past.

After coming out of the kitchen, Li Qi planned to go to the lounge to rest, and as soon as he arrived in the backyard. Suddenly, someone patted him in the back, turned his head to look, and saw that it was Bai Qiannuo. smiled: "Qi Niang, you've been here for a long time, huh?" Isn't Madame with you? ”

Bai Qiannuo grinned and said, "Madam went back to the Qin Mansion." ”

"This lady. Old love arrives late and leaves early. Richie grumbled.

Bai Qiannuo pursed his lips and asked, "By the way, Brother Li, if you were Guan Yunchang, what would you do?" ”

"What do you think I'll do?" Li Qi asked rhetorically.

Bai Qiannuo raised his head and thought for a while, and said: "I said that you would not appear in Huarong Dao at all, when Zhuge sent troops to deploy the formation, you would hide to the side and keep silent, let alone come forward to ask for your life." ”

Li Qi was stunned for a moment and sighed. said: "Qi Niang, it seems that I can't escape from your palm in this life." ”

Bai Qiannuo blushed and said, "You're talking nonsense here again, it's because I can't escape from your palm." ”

"It's all the same, it's all the same." Li Qi laughed.

Bai Qiannuo glanced at him. said: "Hurry up and rest, I'm tired after talking for so long." ”

Li Qi smiled and said, "Why don't we do it together." ”

When Bai Qiannuo heard this, his face flushed, he glared at him, and didn't say a word. Turned around and left.

At night.

The number of guests continues unabated.

After the red cliff, it is naturally 'three qi Zhou Yu', this is undoubtedly a tear-jerking scene, although Master Luo in order to create a positive image of Zhuge Liang, degraded Zhou Yu to a small person, but Li Qi thinks that such a man is more attractive, after all, Zhou Yu in history is too perfect, perfect makes people feel a little fake, handsome, and can lead troops to fight, and is proficient in all aspects of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, the most infuriating thing is that he also has a beautiful wife at home, this kind of man is simply angry with people and gods.

When Li Qi said that Zhou Yu was full of unwillingness before he died, he used his last breath and shouted the sentence "Both Shengyu, He Shengliang", except for Gao Yanei, a loyal fan of Zhuge Liang, who was still there to applaud, the rest of the people were all in tears, and several female bartenders hid their faces and sobbed.

These are six simple words, but they express the feelings of many people.

also adds a sense of pathos to Zhou Yu in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Just when everyone felt sorry for this day, they suddenly heard a "bang" from the third floor.

Suddenly, I heard a natural sound slowly coming down from the third floor.

"The shadow of the sword and sword has dimmed. Far away, the drums and horns were ringing. There are vivid faces flying in front of me. Annihilated the Yellow Dust Ancient Road. The Beacon Frontier City was deserted. years. You can't take away that string of familiar names...... Who will rise or fall. There is no basis for prosperity and decline. Take care of the things before you die. He Ji commented on the ...... This song is really just right, echoing Zhou Yu's pathos, and it is the icing on the cake for this story.

One song is over.

There was silence in the hall.

Li Qi stood on the second floor and was even more stunned, his eyes had begun to show a little firelight, this song, he couldn't be clearer, it was the ending song of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, in today's world, except for him, Ji Hongnu can sing alone, and Ji Hongnu's natural voice, he is also very familiar with it.

Needless to say, it must be Ji Hongnu who sings.

But Li Qi couldn't figure out why Ji Hongnu's singing voice was suddenly in the Drunken Immortal Residence.

After a long while, the crowd suddenly erupted in a violent cheer.

Wave after wave, for a long time.

This is definitely the biggest one in the Drunken Immortal Residence today.

"Red Lady."

Gao Yanei suddenly roared and rushed upstairs.

Hong Tianjiu also reacted and followed excitedly.

Li Qi was stunned and wanted to stop it, but Gao Yanei had already rushed up, and he was bitter in his heart, so he hurriedly followed.

Gao Yanei came to the box in the world with the sound of singing, and pushed the door open suddenly, but saw that there were four people inside, Mrs. Qin and Bai Qiannuo were sitting on the table, and there was also a maid, and a little maid with a white face, dressed as a bartender, and bowing his head, standing behind Bai Qiannuo and Mrs. Qin respectively.

Gao Yanei glanced away, but did not see a woman like Li Qi described. Hurriedly asked, "Madam, it was the red lady who sang just now." ”

Mrs. Qin frowned slightly, and said, "So what?" ”

"And where is he now?" Gao Yanei was so anxious that he almost jumped up.

Bai Qiannuo suddenly said: "The red lady left after singing." ”

"Gone."

Gao Yanei was stunned for a moment, and said to Xiao Jiu: "Did you just see a woman?" ”

Hong Tianjiu was confused, shook his head and said, "I didn't pay attention." He was stunned, how could he pay so much attention.

"Chase."

Gao Yanei simply threw down a word, and hurriedly rushed downstairs.

Hong Tianjiu and a few idlers also followed.

They just left. Li Qi walked in, angry.

The little guy who had been standing in the corner saw Li Qi coming. Raising his head, he said with a scared face: "Brother Li, I'm sorry." I. ”

This little guy is Ji Hongnu.

"Red slave, don't be afraid."

Mrs. Qin said and said to Li Qi: "Li Qi, don't blame the red slave, I brought her here." ”

Li Qi snorted coldly and said in a deep voice: "I will settle this account with you later, Red Slave, you leave the back door immediately now, and I will call someone to pick you up." ”

"Why, they are all gone. What else are you worried about? Bai Qiannuo was surprised.

"Qi Niang, you little trick can hide it from Gao Yanei, but Xiao Jiu's kid is very ghostly, I won't be long before he will wake up. He doesn't know which bartender in the Drunken Immortal Residence, and you two are here, how can you let a man stand inside. ”

Li Qi said, and said to Ji Hongnu: "Hongnu, don't you go quickly." ”

"Oh."

Ji Hongnu nodded and walked briskly outside.

"I'll go with you."

Madame Qin stood up. was just about to go out with Ji Hongnu, but was suddenly stopped by Li Qi and said, "Madam, you can't go with her, you will only attract the attention of others when you go out." As he spoke, he picked up a tray and handed it to Ji Hongnu, saying, "You take this down, remember to go through the back door." ”

Ji Hongnu had never seen Li Qi's face like this, so he dared to say more, took the tray, and hurriedly went out.

Li Qi said to Xiao Tao again: "Xiao Tao, immediately go down and call the two bartenders to the back door to pick up the red slave." ”

Xiao Tao answered and went out.

Sure enough, not long after Ji Hongnu left, Gao Yanei and they turned back, and when they saw that the little guy was gone, they shouted in their hearts that they were deceived, but they didn't dare to offend Bai Qiannuo, so they had to go away with hatred.

The loss and regret in the eyes of the two are unmistakable.

After they left, Li Qicai breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother Li, I'm sorry, I thought I was smart." Bai Qiannuo lowered his head and whispered.

"Forget it, forget it."

Li Qi waved his hand and said to Mrs. Qin: "Madam, I don't let the red slave come to the Drunken Immortal Residence now, naturally there is a reason for me, not to be angry with you, I worked hard to teach her to sing, for what?" It's not just to make her the number one courtesan in our Bianjing, for the sake of our drunken immortals, if you don't understand me, forget it, but you. ”

Speaking of this, he sighed heavily, he didn't want to give Mrs. Qin no face at all in front of Bai Qiannuo, and said: "Madam, you better go back and see the red slave first, she is cranky, I may have scared her with that tone just now, you go and sue her, I don't blame her, let her not think too much, I will explain to her when I go back." ”

Mrs. Qin now faintly felt that what she had done was indeed too reckless, and when she recalled what she had done today, what she said was not like herself at all, she smiled bitterly in her heart, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go see her now." ”

Li Qi nodded, and said to Bai Qiannuo again: "Qi Niang, it's so late, you should go back early." ”

Bai Qiannuo nodded and said, "Then I'll go first." ”

"Hmm."

After everyone left, Li Qi sighed, the reason why he didn't allow Ji Hongnu to come to the Drunken Immortal Residence was not because he was worried about Gao Yanei, after all, Mrs. Qin and Bai Qiannuo's father were not vegetarians, but he didn't like to fight unprepared battles, he liked to follow the plan he made, and without perfect preparation, he would never let Ji Hongnu come out lightly.

Fortunately, Ji Hongnu's song tonight came just right, and it was a successful hype, but it still didn't reach the sensation he expected.

Li Qi sat in the box for a while, then got up and went out. But when passing through the Pingbu Qingyun box, the door of the box suddenly opened, and suddenly a crisp voice came from inside, saying: "Both Shengyu and He Shengliang." Brother Li, your Romance of the Three Kingdoms is really interesting. ”

Li Qi turned his head to look, and saw a handsome boy sitting inside. Surprised: "Miss Zhao." ”

This person is none other than Zhao Jing.

"Brother Li, why don't you come in and have a drink." Zhao Jing stretched out his hand and gestured.

Li Qi smiled and nodded, walked in, and sat opposite Zhao Jing. smiled: "Let's say okay first, I don't drink." ”

Zhao Jing smiled: "You are so expensive in the world, and I am reluctant to invite you to drink." ”

Richie laughed. said: "By the way, Miss Zhao, when did you come?" ”

"Came before you could tell the story."

Zhao Jing said with a smile: "Coincidentally, when you talked about the Three Kingdoms on the first day, I happened to be here, and then I came to listen to you almost every day, your Romance of the Three Kingdoms is indeed very exciting." ”

"Miss Zhao has won the prize."

Li Qi smiled and said, "Since you're here, why don't you look for me?" I can give you a discount too. ”

Zhao Jing smiled faintly: "Every time you finish speaking." I went out immediately, I wanted to find you, but I didn't know where to look. ”

"That's just as well." Li Qi scratched his head and sneered.

Zhao Jing smiled slightly and praised: "Brother Li's single name is a 'strange' word. It is really surprising to do things, Zhuge Sage is lying in Longzhong, in order to wait for a master, and Brother Li is standing in the kitchen, but what he wants is just a leisure, in comparison. Brother Li is slightly better. ”

Wow! How can this Zhao shemale know me so well.

"Don't talk nonsense."

Li Qi hurriedly said: "I don't dare to compare with Zhuge Sage. ”

Zhao Jing shook his head and said, "Brother Li, with all due respect, I always think that you should go to the examination to gain fame and serve the country, this is the ambition that a man should have." ”

Here it is again.

Li Qi broke out in a cold sweat and said with a wry smile: "Miss Zhao, let me tell you this, it's not that I don't go to the exam, it's that I can't pass the exam at all, the words on the two wooden boards below are written by me, do you think those examiners are still interested in reading the content when they see this word." ”

Zhao Jing was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said: "All talented people are generally informal, so what's the difference in poor handwriting?" Even if you can't get famous, you can still serve the court. ”

This man really doesn't get in the oil and salt.

Li Qi smiled bitterly and said, "Miss Zhao, why do you value me so much as a cook?" ”

"What about the cook?"

Zhao Jing raised his eyebrows and said, "Let me ask the first-class heroes like Zhuge Sage, Han Xin, Xiao He, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, which one of them is from a famous family?" Why should you mind who you are? ”

Sweat! I've never minded, I've always been proud of being a chef.

Li Qi was speechless for a while, he had been in the Northern Song Dynasty for so long, and no one had ever looked up to him so much, and he couldn't react a little, but he had long lost confidence in this court, and this has never changed.

Zhao Jing saw that Li Qi was silent, and said: "Brother Li, don't blame, I just feel it, I have no other intentions, there is a way that everyone has their own ambitions, even if Brother Li is a chef, I believe that Brother Li will become the first chef of our Song Dynasty sooner or later." ”

Li Qi was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Then thank you Miss Zhao for your words." ”

Zhao Jing smiled, then got up and said, "It's getting late, it's time for Zhao Jing to leave." ”

"Oh, Miss Zhao walks slowly." Li Qi was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly got up and said.

Zhao Jing nodded, and then went out with the little guy, only to hear her sigh softly, "Who will decide whether to rise or fall?" ”

Who decides?

Li Qi shook his head and said to himself: "At least it won't be Zhou Gongjin." ”

As soon as they got downstairs, the guests gathered around and asked who the woman who had just sung was.

Li Qi did not explain in detail, only said that it was a distant relative of Mrs. Qin.

After Li Qi returned to the Qin Mansion, that Ji Hongnu was still waiting for him, no matter how Mrs. Qin comforted her before, she still insisted on waiting for Li Qi to come back.

Li Qi first understood the whole thing clearly, it turned out that this qiē was Bai Qiannuo's attention, but Bai Qiannuo originally just asked Ji Hongnu to listen to the story, but he never thought that Ji Hongnu heard that Zhou Yu was dead, and his tears almost fell from his heart, and he saw a piano in the box, so he couldn't help but play and sing.

Speaking of which, it was all to blame for Rich, if it weren't for the fact that he had placed a piano in each of the four boxes in order to make them more elegant, there would have been no such accident.

Dizzy. It turned out that she sang for Zhou Gongjin.

When Li Qi heard this answer, he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, and asked, "Red slave, do you like Zhou Gongjin so much?" ”

Ji Hongnu nodded, shook his head again, his eyes were red, and said: "Zhou Gongjin and his wife are so affectionate, if he dies, leaving his wife alone in the world, isn't it very pitiful, Brother Li, why do you want to tell Zhou Gongjin to die, then what happened to Sister Xiao Qiao?" ”

When Mrs. Qin heard this, a trace of sorrow flashed in her eyes.

Sweat! Others regret that Zhou Yu is talented, but you think of Xiao Qiao, what is this, fortunately I didn't say Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, otherwise you wouldn't have cried to death.

Li Qi was stunned, wiped the cold sweat on his head, and said: "This-it's just a story, as for Xiao Qiao, I don't know, Red Slave, you think too much, it's better to go back and rest early." ”rq