Today's kitchen is a bit awkward.

The successive events made Tong Wanqing full of suspicion about Hu Meiniang.

Daming is not a country of gentlemen.

Although the legacy of the Tang and Song dynasties is still there, it is only a hundred years since Hu Fengbei died. From time to time, something unbearable and unsightly arises in the market.

Old cows eat tender grass, and it is said that it is still very popular in large households!

Hu Meiniang didn't know that her best friend was suspicious of herself, but she wondered why her sister was so silent tonight, and she was a little unreasonable when she talked to her, was she sick again? Or didn't it get better last time?

Hu Meiniang tentatively chatted about the weather and said: "Sister Wanqing, it's really hot these days, and I can't sleep at night." ”

The Dragon Boat Festival in May is also called "Five Poisons Day" in the folk, and there are five big poisons and five small poisons, which means that the weather is hot and dry, and poisonous insects come out in all directions, which is the most difficult time of the year. Now that it's June, it's a long summer, hot and humid, and Jiangnan is especially difficult.

Tong Wanqing misunderstood what Hu Meiniang meant, and secretly said in her heart: Okay, you are a prostitute, is this to excuse seducing my family Xiaole! There is a face to say so justifiably.

She said, "If you really can't stand the heat, soak it in cold water, and you can't faint from the heat." ”

Hu Meiniang is excited: This is something to say! Where did I provoke her? Yes, Dr. Sun said that her liver qi was uncomfortable and she was easily short-tempered, and she thought that the bad climate was the cause of her illness.

With this in mind, Hu Meiniang stopped teasing Tong Wanqing to speak, for fear that she would get sick again.

Tong Wanqing also felt that what she said was a bit excessive, and she had the intention of asking the truth, so she eased her tone and said, "Sister Hu, how many years has Master Xu been away from home?" ”

Hu Meiniang immediately remembered last night's nightmare, only Xu Hui's bleeding face was in her mind, and she didn't think of anything else, Mu Mu replied: "My master is a jinshi in the eight years of Xuande, and he hasn't come back since." It's been seven years, alas! ”

Tong Wanqing heard the grievances in Hu Meiniang's words, and suddenly her heart softened, and she said secretly: I'm afraid she won't be comfortable in the past seven years...... No, if she really worked hard for seven years, how could she seduce Xiaole?

Hu Meiniang came back to her senses and wondered in her heart: Wanqing asked me why I was doing this? Could it be that he has been alone for a long time, and some can't hold on? Yes, she is in her youth, and now Xiaole has a master and an uncle, and she can be regarded as someone to take care of her upbringing, I am afraid that she wants to find someone to entrust her for life and is embarrassed to say it directly.

She said: "It's easy to grow old, how many seven or eight years can you have in your life?" You should also think about yourself. She knew that Tong Wanqing had been widowed for eight years and brought Xiaole up, which was not easy, and expressed her support.

Tong Wanqing sounds even more unpleasant: Isn't it clear that stealing people is justified! She said, "I can't help but feel guilty......

Hu Meiniang said: "After guarding it for so long, what do you owe people?" She thought that Tong Wanqing was reluctant to Xu Xiaole, and said: "Besides, doesn't this matter have to be cut in two?" Love to love, righteousness to righteousness, do things with your heart, and don't care about the long-tongued ghost chewing the root of the tongue behind your back. ”

Tong Wanqing didn't know that Hu Meiniang was persuading her to remarry, she just thought that this "fox girl" was talking about stealing people, and her face turned red when she heard it: Sister Hu is so crazy today, she doesn't even leave a fig leaf at all!

Hu Meiniang saw Tong Wanqingxia's cheeks flying, her little face was flushed, as if she had wiped rouge, and couldn't help but laugh: "This thing between men and women has long existed in heaven and earth, why are you shy?" You and I are close in age, and we are both people who are struggling to keep empty houses and suffer a lot, so there is nothing to taboo. ”

Tong Wanqing hurriedly said: "The sage formulates ethics, and it is still useful after all. We are not savages, how can we mess around? ”

Hu Meiniang said disapprerovingly: "Naturally, you can't mess around, and if you want to find it, you have to find someone who has the ability." ”

Tong Wanqing thought that Hu Meiniang was talking about her skills in bed, so she was so shocked that she threw down the dishes in her hand and covered her face with her hands, only to feel that it was hot like a fever. She said: "You can't just try to have that little ability, just, just meat and vegetarian taboo!" ”

Hu Meiniang didn't understand for a while, blinked her eyes wide, and suddenly realized: "Yes, good sister, you are right, a man's ability depends on two: one is to be able to feed his wife and children during the day; The second is to be able to feed his wife at night. That's what you really have to do. ”

Tong Wanqing was about to speak, but she saw Xiaole's figure flashing at the kitchen door, and she had already rushed to her in the next glance.

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Although Xu Xiaole doesn't like the kitchen, he can't care about it in order to show off his new skills. He broke into the kitchen and grinned: "Hahaha, it's great that my sister-in-law and sister are here!" ”

Tong Wanqing raised her eyebrows: "Warn you not to make trouble, I'm very busy now, I don't have time to teach you a lesson!" ”

Xu Xiaole smiled and said, "If you see my ability, I'm afraid you won't be willing to beat me again." ”

Tong Wanqing talked to Hu Meiniang for a long time about "ability", and the word "ability" had already suffered innocently and was crooked to the edge of the sky. At this moment, Xu Xiaole came to show off her "skills" as if she was funny, making Hu Meiniang smile and lean back.

Xu Xiaole's face was dazed, confused, and said secretly: It's strange, I haven't shown my skills yet, Sister Hu is laughing like this?

When he saw Hu Meiniang smiling so treacherously, he suddenly remembered that he was wetting the bed, thinking that Hu Meiniang was making fun of him behind his back with his sister-in-law, so he blurted out in a hurry: "My sister betrayed me!" ”

Tong Wanqing just glanced at Hu Meiniang complainingly, and when she heard Xu Xiaole say this, she only felt that a stream of blood rushed to the top of her head, and she picked up a burning stick in her hand, and slapped her head and face: "You did a good thing!" It's better to kill you early! ”

Xu Xiaole was horrified in his heart: It's nothing more than wetting the bed, it's enough to scold me for two sentences, as for being ruthless!

Hu Meiniang was completely dumbfounded: What did I betray him? Are you talking about the dream relics? The conscience of heaven and earth, I really haven't told the second person! Besides, isn't this kind of thing the same as a woman's menstrual experience? As for such a fight? I'm afraid I'm crazy!

Xu Xiaole instinctively dodged a "force splitting Huashan", hugged his head and scurried, and shouted loudly: "Sister-in-law, I was wrong!" In the future, you must keep one eye on your little brother when you sleep, and never let him mess around...... Oops, it's enough to slap me twice on this matter, it's really unreasonable for you to beat me with a stick! ”

Tong Wanqing didn't like the burning stick was not easy, and chased after him: "This time you are very happy, see if I don't kill you a cat who steals your mouth!" ”

Hu Meiniang was about to persuade her, but as soon as she stretched out her hand, she gasped: stealing her mouth? Who did Xiaole steal? Could it be that Xiaole stole it...... Hiss...... No wonder she can't hold back and want to remarry! When was this?