Chapter 271: Panic
"Dad, when are you leaving?" Li Tai asked.
"Ten days later." Li Shimin replied.
"Daddy, can you give me more time? I want to prepare and prepare, after all, it is a war, and people die at every turn, so I have to prepare well. Li Tai thought for a while and said.
"Oh? What do you want to prepare? Li Shimin asked.
"I see, Qingque wants to prepare an excuse, won't he go?" Li Ke showed a trace of disdain on his face.
I want to go, but I can't.
You can go, but you don't want to.
Thinking about it, Li Ke was quite unhappy.
"What is possible? I, Li Tainai, am the dignified King of Wei, the prince of the Tang Dynasty, and I have had a dream since I was a child, I want to sacrifice my body to go to the country, and I will see death as if I were going home, wrapped in horse leather, holding a three-foot green peak, stepping on a horse and raising a whip, killing the Turks without leaving a piece of armor, and the blood flows like a river...... "Li Tai gushed endlessly.
When the people next to him heard this, the corners of their mouths jumped involuntarily.
If it weren't for the look of greed for life and fear of death when I saw Li Tai before, I really thought that Li Tai was a heroic hero.
If Li Tai knew what these people thought, he would definitely despise these people fiercely.
In this day and age, do you want to be a hero?
Li Xuanba, the best man in the world, was killed by thunder.
Yuwen City, the second best man in the world, was torn to death by Li Xuanba.
Pei Yuanqing, the third best man in the world, fell from the mountain and died.
The fourth best man in the world is majestic and vast and is crushed into pulp.
Wu Yunzhao, the fifth best man in the world, was killed by the tail of his own mount.
Wu Tianxi, the sixth best man in the world, was stoned to death by Li Xuanba.
Luo Cheng, the seventh good man in the world, fell into the quagmire and was pierced by ten thousand arrows and died.
……
All heroes, none of them have a good end.
Either he became a warrior or a martyr.
"Dad, give me some time, I want to get an earth bomb to defend myself." Li Tai said.
"Soil bomb, I know this, put the home-raised eggs in the oil pot and fry them, the taste is indeed delicious, but every time your mother-in-law is reluctant to put salt, there is not much taste." Cheng Biting Jin said, and smashed his mouth.
"I'm talking about gunpowder!" Li Tai said.
"Gunpowder? That thing is not delicious, there are bitter and spicy, the last time I crossed the river and got poisoned by water, it was treated with gunpowder. Wei Chigong said.
Li Tai looked at this group of people with the eyes of caring for mentally disabled children, what is it, am I mentally retarded, or are you mentally retarded?
dangerous
Extremely dangerous
It seems that I need to find a reliable bodyguard to protect myself.
"Dad, you see, if you don't give me more time, I have to get this gunpowder out, let me tell you, this gunpowder, once ignited, can make a thunderous sound and power, and it can also open the mountains and tear the earth, which is a necessary thing for killing people and goods." Li Tai hurriedly said: "If our soldiers of the Tang Dynasty can use gunpowder, they will definitely be able to go all the way forward and fight the Eastern Turks howling." ”
"Don't make any more excuses for your timidity, O Qingque." Li Ke said sarcastically: "I have seen gold sore medicine that can treat wounds, and I have seen Shi Boiling Powder that can treat headaches, but I really haven't heard of this gunpowder and the ability to open the earth and crack gold. ”
"Also, there is a Turkic woman sleeping next to her, and every day I listen to her boast of the bravery of the Turks, and over time, it is understandable that I will be afraid of the Turks." The disdain on Li Ke's face became even stronger.
"Daddy, you believe me." Li Tai said.
"Qingque, go back and prepare well, and set off with the army in ten days." Obviously, Li Shimin did not believe that there was gunpowder that could open up mountains and crack rocks.
Li Tai was very depressed.
Why don't you believe me?
Is it because I'm young?
Looking at the smiles of Cheng Yanjin and the others, it was obvious that they didn't believe Li Tai's words.
Sighing secretly, he walked out of the palace.
It seems that I have to go this time, but before I go, I have to find a bodyguard first.
However, who should this bodyguard go to?
It would be nice if his third uncle was here, then he would be the best man in Datang.
Of course, it can only be a pity.
"Do you want to find Wang Xuance? Forget it, Wang Xuance is a scholar, even if he finds it, it will be useless, it is better to find Xi Jun to buy it, otherwise go to Xue Rengui, who has determined the world with three arrows? But there's not enough time. Li Tai thought about it, and finally could only think of Zhong Kui.
Hurry up and go to Wannian County.
came to Wannian County, and quickly called Zhong Kui and Zhong Ling into the yamen.
Zhong Kui looked at Li Tai, and said angrily: "Li County Commander called us here, did you want to see our jokes?" ”
Zhong Kui is really angry.
I investigated the fox demon murder incident day and night, and sometimes I was so busy that I couldn't even eat.
He's fine, and he sleeps well every day.
After just a day of investigation, the case was solved.
It's just speed!
Think about it, Zhong Kui is angry, you have this ability, why didn't you check it earlier, if you could check it earlier, so many people wouldn't have died.
"What's your joke about? I have something to announce when I call you this time. Li Tai sighed and said, "I'm going to go on a long trip, and I'll leave the affairs of the yamen in my absence to you." ”
"Lao Zhang, in the days when I'm away, I'll trouble you about government affairs." Li Tai looked at Zhang Huaiyu and said.
When Zhang Huaiyu heard this, the whole person was extremely happy.
I can finally handle government affairs, this is the treatment of a confidant.
"Sister Ling'er, these days when I'm away, you need more snacks for criminal cases." Li Tai looked at Zhong Ling and said.
Zhong Kui's brows furrowed slightly, and he asked, "What about me?" ”
"You? Of course, they traveled with me. Li Tai said: "Be my bodyguard, protect the safety of my life, protect the safety of my property, I say to the east, you can't go to the west, I say to the south, you can't go to the north, I say to beat people, you can't kick people." ”
"Hmph, I am a dignified Zhongkui of Nanshan Mountain, how can I be a lackey of the powerful!" Zhong Kui said with a righteous and awe-inspiring look.
"It's a salary, ten ingots of gold a month." Li Tai said.
"Am I a money-loving person? You're underestimating me! When Zhong Kui heard this, he became even more angry.
"Fifteen ingots!" Li Tai added another five ingots and said: "You are so ugly, you have to make more money, so that you can marry a wife in the future, and if you are ugly, you have to study more, but you have no hope of studying, so you can only earn more money." ”
"You...... You ......" Zhong Kui pointed at Li Tai, eager to kill Li Tai with a knife.
Damn it, this guy, it's just hateful!
(End of chapter)