Chapter 1465: Happy Cooperation
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High!
It's just too high!
Li Zhi and Li Ji couldn't wait to give a thumbs up immediately when they heard it, which was a little higher than what Li Yifu said before.
Han Yigui is the prime minister, he comes in the water every day, and goes in the fire, why do you ask more than Han Yi, Han Yi really hasn't even called an official prostitute, and he usually has a banquet, and he personally pays for the treat, so he can't be more innocent.
The key is that you are embarrassed to say, who dares to say in front of the emperor, our department must be hugged by everyone left and right every day, Yingying Yanyan, go on a business trip, you don't give me one hundred and eighty beauties, I am resolutely not going, you are treating the official office as a green building!
The ministers were silent.
Han Yi sighed, "Everyone, don't be like this, since Your Majesty has taken it out for discussion, that is to say, Your Majesty has some reservations about my recital, I hope you can speak freely, I also think so, because I don't know much about this business, probably how many official prostitutes are needed in various official offices, colleagues may wish to bring it up, if you really need it, then of course you have to meet it!" β
As Han Yi said, how many people are needed to dance, a few courtesans can meet a large number of officials, of course, there are other needs, and it is definitely not official, it is completely out of private desire, which requires thousands of official prostitutes to satisfy.
The ministers were still silent, this was a trick, and the emperor was still sitting on it.
Li Zhi waited for a long time and said, "Don't you all have any opinions?" β
The ministers were silent.
Of course they have opinions, but they're just embarrassed to say it.
Pretend to be deaf and dumb with me! Li Zhi nodded and said, "Then it's decided." β
"Your Majesty!"
A chorus of grief-stricken voices rang out.
Li Zhi only wanted to laugh when he heard this, and said forcibly: "If you have any opinions, you may wish to put them forward, I will let you discuss, and naturally I will not blame you." β
The ministers were silent again, and everyone was embarrassed to say it, in this sacred hall, it was really lewd to talk about the question of how many p.... Swinged.
Originally, it was impossible to support Li Yifu's character, and he was also very good, but now he was very happy, because there were many people attacking his son at the beginning, and a sense of revenge came to his heart.
"Your Majesty, it is also said in this recital that a women's federation bureau will be established, and since ancient times, women have not been allowed to be officials, and this must not be done." Or Xu Jingzong is smart and knows how to save the country, that one can't win, let's start with the following.
This time it was terrible, the minister was indignant, and the words of various saints came again, and a large piece of secular etiquette was sprinkled out.
When they were panting, Han Yicai slowly stood up and said, "Xu Shizhong, you are too old to see clearly, I won't blame you." It is clearly written on this memoir, and it is clear that the Women's Federation Bureau is an unofficial organization, nor is it an official institution belonging to the imperial court, mainly because the Empress sympathizes with women and hopes to set up a Women's Federation Bureau to protect women from harm in the world.
And that's a good thing for you! In fact, I also understand that you are all gentlemen, and you love women, and I hope that you can find a confidante from it, which is human nature, after all, this fair lady, a gentleman. But have you ever thought about a problem, that is, the status of official prostitutes is humble, most of them are not talking to you about their true feelings, but false feelings, there is no way, helpless. ----I know you're not happy to hear it, but that's the reality.
Although the official prostitutes are given freedom now, but there are no regulations, the official prostitutes who have been good from the past can not talk to you, you can still pursue, but you have to rely on your ability, in this case, if you can soak, oh no, you can pursue them, that is the real feeling, the real ability, show off your official authority to pick up girls, no, no, to pursue women, this is not looking for deception, what kind of ability is this, this is self-deception. β
Finished! Finished! The meeting can't go on.
Seeing that Han Yi started talking nonsense again, Li Zhi had already given up on stopping it, bowed his head slightly, and was silent.
As Han Yi said, these ministers are all gentlemen, where is this gentleman's opponent of the hooligans, if you want to talk about the way of picking up girls, although Han Yi is far away from the flowers, he has not yet taken these people into his eyes.
Li Ji really couldn't stand it, how did he get it like this, he was on Han Yi's side, which damaged his prestige, and stood up and said: "Your Majesty, now that the country is on the rise, we should focus on the development of the country, this official prostitute is just a trivial matter, the old minister really doesn't understand, what is worth discussing, is it possible that the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty are all going to the official prostitutes?" And in order to protect women, the queen set up a women's federation bureau, which is to show the queen's motherhood in the world, why not, according to the old minister's opinion, this does not need to be discussed anymore, this has to be spread, it will make the people of the world laugh. β
"Qing's words are very agreeable."
Li Zhi slapped the table and said, "This matter is so decided, and it will be handled by Han Shangshu with full authority, and Yushitai and Taichang Temple will assist from the side." β
Xu Jingzong immediately stood up and said, "Your Majesty, this is a matter of the Ministry of Rites, how can it be handed over to Han Shangshu to deal with?" It's not in order! β
Han Yi said: "Xu Shizhong, this is obviously the authority of Taichang Temple, how can it become a matter of the Ministry of Rites." β
Because it is now a transitional stage of power, this nominal official prostitute is still under the control of Taichang Temple.
As soon as his words fell, Wang Dejian immediately stood up and said: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that it is very appropriate to hand over this matter to Han Shangshu, after all, this is proposed by Han Shangshu." β
Xu Jingzong looked at Wang Dejian in surprise, how can when it comes to women's faces becoming faster than anything else, and it is inexplicable, Li Yifu supports Han Yi, and now even his nephew has to support Han Yi. And Wang Dejian gave him a strong look. After all, Xu Jingzong still believed in Wang Dejian, so he didn't say more.
Li Zhi's heart was like a mirror, he didn't answer this, and said: "In addition, I have one more thing to announce, the queen has not gone home to worship her ancestors for many years, so I plan to go to Wenshui County with the queen to worship her ancestors after the autumn harvest." β
This is filial piety, and of course the minister is not good at saying anything, but he feels a little sudden.
After Li Zhi finished speaking, he also got up and flashed.
After a while, the weak voice of "Long live" sounded, this woman is gone, and she still shouts long live you, you think too much.
As soon as this Li Zhi flashed, those civil officials silently surrounded Han Yi, you girl, depriving us of spiritual food, it is really better to kill than to be humiliated!
"Hey, hey, everyone, you have something to say!" Seeing so many people coming around, Han Yi subconsciously felt a little empty, and the key people who supported him didn't care about him, and walked straight out of the hall!
"Han Shangshu, what are you doing here? Where have we sinned against you? β
"No--- no---! no"
"Han Shangshu, this official prostitute has always been safe, how did he come to you, there are so many problems?"
"How can you say that everything is safe? It's not because of the Temple of Mercy and Grace case---! β
"If the case of Ci'en Temple also has something to do with Gu Qingcheng of your Fengfei Tower, what does it have to do with official prostitutes. Oh--- I know, you want to use the official prostitute to give your Gu Qingcheng as a substitute for the dead ghost, you are really despicable! β
"Hey!"
Han Yi suddenly frowned, and said, "Don't go too far, since you are talking about this, then I will tell you directly, two words, no money." β
"Joke! Now that my Datang national strength is increasing day by day, how can I have no money. β
"Humph! You only see an increase in the strength of the country, but you do not see an increase in the number of officials, so you go to the Ministry of Officials to check how many officials have increased in the past two years. In addition, such a large piece of land in the northwest and so many states and counties are set up, which doesn't cost money, it's all fart? You really don't have a backache when you stand and talk, and if the finances are not good, Your Majesty will blame me. As long as you are willing to reduce the amount by half, I guarantee that there will be a lot of official prostitutes, and if you don't want to, then don't say anything. Damn, Lao Tzu gets up early every day, comes in the water, goes in the fire, and doesn't take the money, you hold the beautiful women all day long and drink and have fun, I really don't know what kind of skin you have to shout in front of me. If the country is finished, your wives and daughters will have to become palace prostitutes, and the families of criminals will be treated as such, and this saint will not do to others as you would have them do unto you, hasn't this saint taught you? What a bunch of things! β
Han Yi widened, snorted angrily, pushed away the few people in front of him with one hand, and strode out.
Leaving a group of helpless civil officials dumbfounded.
It's so domineering.
In fact, Han Yi's principle as an official is very simple, that is, don't mess with him, and at the same time allow him to mess with you.
"Haha! Han Shangshu, you are so majestic! β
This time out of the palace gate, Qi Bi He Li and Gao Kan caught him one left and one right.
Han Yi glanced at the two of them left and right, and said with a little emptiness: "Two, you don't want to teach me a lesson again." β
In the face of civil officials, he is not afraid, but he is really a little empty of military generals!
Gao Kan said: "I don't have the guts. β
Qi Bi He Li glanced left and right with his eyes, and said, "How did you convince Sikong to support you?" β
Of course, these generals are also against it, but when Li Ji speaks, they are naturally not quiet, and the boss speaks.
Han Yi didn't say a word, and looked at the east with a serious expression.
He Li and Gao Kan also turned their heads to look at the east, except for the white clouds and blue sky, there was nothing to see.
"Is it ---!?" Gao Kan was suddenly shocked.
Han Yi coughed a few times.
Bang!
"Ugh!"
Gao Kan suddenly slapped Han Yi's back, "Han Shangshu, don't worry, I will definitely support you." β
Do you support or retaliate? Han Yi was photographed straight.
He Li looked at Gao Kan with a puzzled expression. Gao Kan opened his mouth.
Qi Qi He Li immediately understood, and slapped his palm on Xiang Han Yi's chest, "Oops! If you say it earlier, we will definitely stand up and support you, where do you need to say it for so long. β
Isn't it just a woman, for a general, do you still need to soak? What are you kidding, in a battle, how many beauties don't have it, although the women of Goguryeo are not good, but the royal family is still okay! Moreover, the military generals of the entire Tang Dynasty want to fight Goguryeo, this is the only enemy who has not been subdued, the key is so small, in order to fight Goguryeo, what is the official prostitute, their courtesans are all wives and daughters of foreign dignitaries, as long as they fight Goguryeo, nothing is a problem.
These two bastards...! Han Yi grinned in pain, looked at their big slap, thought about it, or decided to let them go, and forced a breath, "It's easy to say!" Say! β
With that, he hurried away from these violent elements.
Just after breaking free from the two, Tang Lin and Zhang Daxiang surrounded them again.
"Han Shangshu, what are you doing here? If you do this, what else can you gain except offend the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty. Tang Lin said with a puzzled expression.
Han Yi rubbed his chest and said: "Two, our household department and the official department are the busiest official offices today, and you courtesans have no time to play, we work hard to collect money for the country, and those civil officials have nothing to do all day long, so they know to arch back and forth into the pile of official prostitutes, oh, dare to love us so tired, just for their enjoyment, do you think it's fair?" β
Zhang Daxiang was right to think about it, and said: "This is also true, since Han Shangshu you came to the household department, our household officials have not taken a holiday for a long time. β
"Isn't that it---Hey, hey, what do you mean?"
"Huh! Nothing interesting, nothing interesting. β
"Humph! Yes, you're right, but you can't deny that everyone is very passionate, and where is it like before, lifeless. β
"That's right, that's right."
Han Yi said to Tang Lin again: "Tang Shangshu, you might as well think about it, those ministers come to you all day long to find a good errand for their son, but have they ever understood your situation, they just know that they want to do it, and when they are doing things, no one can find it." β
Tang Lin is the proud protΓ©gΓ© of the eldest grandson Wuji, not only has excellent administrative ability, but also has always been conscientious, although the eldest grandson Wuji is in power and has also done a lot of unjust cases, but the people promoted by the eldest grandson Wuji are still talents, and the eldest grandson Wuji never uses mediocrity, this Tang Lin was stunned by Han Yi, and couldn't help nodding and said: "You have a point." β
"Okay! We'll talk about this later, I still have something to do, let's go first. β
After Han Yi finished speaking, he walked forward quickly and caught up with someone, "Wei Zhongcheng, please stay." β
Wei Siqian turned his head to look, stopped, and said with a smile: "Han Shangshu has any advice." β
"Don't dare, don't dare!"
Han Yi stepped forward, bowed, and then led his hand forward, saying, "Talk while walking." β
"Please!"
"Wei Zhongcheng, you also know that this official prostitute hooked up with officials very well, I think they will definitely secretly obstruct it, I hope Yushitai can provide me with support." Han Yi is straight to the point.
Wei Siqian was also straightforward, "If you don't say that I will also keep an eye on them, our Yushitai has not been established for a long time, and it is almost forgotten." β
Han Yi smiled and said, "Happy cooperation." β
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